EPTI would takee his xbox and unpluged it, grab the kid by his hair and dragged him out to the kitchen kicking and screaming, throw him onto the nearest kitchen chair, grab the whole thing of chocolate milk and pour it all into his mouth (that I am forcing open with my hands as he screamings curses at me), and then, after he's all crying, calmly hand him his mountain dew as if nothing happened and say "Here's your mountain dew I just got for you. Now what do you say?"
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Klogon
MURICA15980 Posts
I would takee his xbox and unpluged it, grab the kid by his hair and dragged him out to the kitchen kicking and screaming, throw him onto the nearest kitchen chair, grab the whole thing of chocolate milk and pour it all into his mouth (that I am forcing open with my hands as he screamings curses at me), and then, after he's all crying, calmly hand him his mountain dew as if nothing happened and say "Here's your mountain dew I just got for you. Now what do you say?" | ||
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OhThatDang
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MoltkeWarding
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Klogon
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HULKAMANIA
United States1219 Posts
On October 03 2005 16:42 Eatme wrote: Well I dont think there should be any reason at all to beat a kid. And if you feel that it's justified you have probably made alot of parenting errors before you got to that point. Like mahc said the kid could have got the milk faster if he just got up and got it for himself, now a parent could hint the little brat that and he would probably see that it made sense. Unfortunately this kid seems a bit beyond repair for such easy stuff as understanding common sense. However kicking his ass is pretty far from the answer. Not giving him the milk and ignoring his ranting would be more like it. Honestly that's bullshit. Spare the rod; spoil the child. | ||
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NewbSaibot
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Locked
United States4182 Posts
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NewbSaibot
3849 Posts
On October 03 2005 16:50 HULKAMANIA wrote: The rod was in reference to a shepherd, who guides his sheep with a rod. Without the rod, the sheep get out of line and become lost and astray. Has nothing to do with beating the child with a rod like most people think they did back in the day. Obviously kids who are ABUSED, as what most of you are recommending here, grow up to be serial killers or child rapists, so how can you possibly be recommending him torture? I know most of you are exagerrating, but i feel a few arent. Honestly that's bullshit. Spare the rod; spoil the child. | ||
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-_-
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mitsy
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SuperJongMan
Jamaica11586 Posts
Are you the halo2 kid everyones pokin fun at? | ||
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MoltkeWarding
5195 Posts
On October 03 2005 16:54 NewbSaibot wrote: The rod was in reference to a shepherd, who guides his sheep with a rod. Without the rod, the sheep get out of line and become lost and astray. Has nothing to do with beating the child with a rod like most people think they did back in the day. Obviously kids who are ABUSED, as what most of you are recommending here, grow up to be serial killers or child rapists, so how can you possibly be recommending him torture? I know most of you are exagerrating, but i feel a few arent. I dont seem to be displaying signs of bloodlust or pedophilia so far, but nice to know that some day all that repressed anger will explode and ruin my life. Who needs horoscopes when we have sociology? I think that the problem behind sanctioning physical discipline today is that many parents today are little more responsible than the kids they raise. If parents in our society are known to exercise moderation, restraint and at the same time love and attentiveness, I may revise my views, but as of now its a dead end both ways. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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Also, I don't understand this here: "you all act so proud that your parents were 5% less retarded than his (on average). too bad you all share the same 20th-21st century education." Don't you also have the same education? Are you from the future or something? | ||
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hixhix
1156 Posts
On October 03 2005 17:28 -_- wrote: Anyone have a text transcript :-( yea, anyone has it ? english is not my 1st language so i cant understand 100% what he said | ||
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GeeyoUkNIT
434 Posts
On October 03 2005 17:39 mitsy wrote: you all act so proud that your parents were 5% less retarded than his (on average). too bad you all share the same 20th-21st century education. 1% of the worlds population owns computers, and your saying its bad to share the 20th-21st century education? at least i dont take for granted my schooling | ||
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mitsy
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
nothing you can do about it | ||
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