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On July 30 2005 06:39 Ack1027 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 29 2005 21:48 ManOfManly wrote: Total Annihilation is maybe the worst game ever made. Guilliame Patry plays TA so you don't know what the hell you're talking about.
If Guilliame Patry would eat shit you would eat it too? cool
Im not saying that TA is one of the worst games  Maybe we could play it in multiplayer mode one day or something, just like wc2
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all I got to say is ... HILLARIUS
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On July 30 2005 08:27 NettleS wrote:Show nested quote +On July 30 2005 06:36 bloodcanadiaN wrote: btw i'm a fan of Zelda and I never heard of Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon. Nintendo sold the rights to phillips (for a zelda game) for their CD games system No-one bought said CD system
hahahahaha
that game had the worst artwork i've seen in my entire life, link looked like a fucking retard.
never even heard of any of those games, except for superman64 .. from which i already heard it was total crappyness.
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Out of curiousity I bought shaq fu for two dollars from funcoland. It definitely deserves a spot.
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On July 30 2005 06:39 Ack1027 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 29 2005 21:48 ManOfManly wrote: Total Annihilation is maybe the worst game ever made. Guilliame Patry plays TA so you don't know what the hell you're talking about.
well i guess TA has to be a great game then....
unless you were kidding, hard to tell....
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i kind of want to buy atari 2600 now lol
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omg this guys funny as fuck
"Thanks to the sloppy graphics and insane camera work, the hoop usually looks like a distant clump of Grape Nuts, so you can never tell whether you made a basket or not. The programmers seemed to know this, so to help you determine whether the ball went in, hardcore street basketball phrases appear at the top of the screen whenever you shoot. Unfortunately, the game developers must have hired 40 year old golfers at a French country club to write their hardcore street slang. When you throw up a shot, it screams nonsense like "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!" Maybe that means that I made the shot or maybe it means "There is a tornado approaching the court, my friends. We should escape and your mother is a whore." I'll never know; the manual doesn't have a translation guide. So if like me, you don't come from whatever hip-hoppin' tough street that speaks this alien language, you have to try to decode "DOWN STREET ON THE FLIPFLOP TIMEPANTS!" on your own. "
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On July 30 2005 17:56 8882 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 30 2005 06:39 Ack1027 wrote:On July 29 2005 21:48 ManOfManly wrote: Total Annihilation is maybe the worst game ever made. Guilliame Patry plays TA so you don't know what the hell you're talking about. If Guilliame Patry would eat shit you would eat it too? cool Im not saying that TA is one of the worst games  Maybe we could play it in multiplayer mode one day or something, just like wc2
Have you ever played it? First off, it is extremely slow. Second, you can make your base basically invincible, and games last forever. The whole idea of that game is to automate everything for you, so besides the slower speed it's less intense.
I haven't played TA Kingdoms, but I heard that sucked.
Also, I don't care what Guilliame did. He quit Broodwar, too, should everyone have done that?
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Those guys obviously haven't played Big Rigs, or it would take up every spot on the list.
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On July 31 2005 10:20 iamke55 wrote: Those guys obviously haven't played Big Rigs, or it would take up every spot on the list.
Nah, I think Big Rigs is differnet because to me it was essentially an incomplete game. After all, the entire game consisted of a crappy truck model with basic movement and a few bland tracks. And also an algorithm to determine when you reach the finish, a "you win" graphic, and probably a menu to let you choose between the different tracks. That's it. No collision detection, no physics, and no opponent (besides a stationary "AI" truck that could just be part of the scenery for all we know). I can't remember if it had any sound or music, either.
In contrast, these other games look like they really were intended to be complete (though possibly underfunded and/or stressed for time).
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TA is/was awesome, granted I haven't played it in a long time. A friend who used to play it with me still plays it somewhat regularly.
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On July 31 2005 11:01 SoMuchBetter wrote: TA is/was awesome, granted I haven't played it in a long time. A friend who used to play it with me still plays it somewhat regularly.
When I first played that game, it was cool, but after a while (and after playing Starcraft) it's became really lame.
Another game like this is Tiberian Sun. I loved that game, and used to play it all the time. When I recently tried to play it again, I threw up. Come to think of it, that game might be worse than TA. First of all, you can only build one type of unit at a time (one vehicle, one infantry, one air unit). Second, left-click is used for everything, and it is incredibly hard when trying to play with any amount of speed (this is probably why I didn't notice it before) to tell your units to move somewhere without sliding the cursor some and cause you to draw the unit selection box, which deselects all of your units.
Ugh.
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I'm missing Action 52 on that list ;d
On July 31 2005 10:51 Bill307 wrote: In contrast, these other games look like they really were intended to be complete (though possibly underfunded and/or stressed for time).
Yeah, if we for example take E.T, Atari wanted the game to be released when the movie was premiered (or someting like that)... making the development time roughly 3 weeks ^_^
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Holy shit. That was seriously one of the funniest things I have ever read. I've heard people getting lightheaded from laughing, but it's never actually happened to me until today. It's seriously a wierd feeling, you sort of loose your grip on reality, and feel like your head is floating away. Crazy.
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they should've had a section for worst use of a license ever, and definitely given that award to star trek games. 80% of them fucking SUCK
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Erotic Imagery: I've masturbated to sexier Legos. This quote gives us some basic knowledge about the writers mind...
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hahaha nice list
edit: Where is my birthday hat!! It's my birthday today :O
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"Clearly, the beasts have the devil in them, and after an hour of trying to find where Satan hid my boat's second pony, I gave up. Either God gives me a god damn pony detector or He's just going to have to make some more ponies after he's done killing everybody. Lazy fuck."
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On July 31 2005 15:02 FadeToChaos wrote: hahaha nice list
edit: Where is my birthday hat!! It's my birthday today :O
you forgot to put your birthday into your profile you miserable failure ^^
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