EPThttp://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm.htm
This guy is a hilarious writer. Read through these games, they are ridiculously bad, and this guy's insulting comments made me laugh for a long time.
20 Worst games of All time
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BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm.htm This guy is a hilarious writer. Read through these games, they are ridiculously bad, and this guy's insulting comments made me laugh for a long time. | ||
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rpf289
United States3524 Posts
Edit: "E.T. can make you press the power button on his game, but the power button to his heart... that was inside you the whole time. " It's from: http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm01.htm | ||
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ManOfManly
United States49 Posts
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Catyoul
France2377 Posts
edit : great list btw | ||
Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
 .http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=13 | ||
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tfeign
United States2980 Posts
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RiSE
United States3182 Posts
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neSix
United States1772 Posts
#20: This bullshit must have been designed for the blind, because they're the only ones who won't notice that someone just painted the snow blue and renamed it "kayaking." reminds me of maddox | ||
Smurg
Australia3818 Posts
I would have been in all 20 of them. | ||
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SA-kcabsiozteh
United States396 Posts
hilarious! | ||
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PanoRaMa
United States5069 Posts
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
#1: ET, The Extra Terrestrial (2600) This game was so bad it actually destroyed the life of the Atari 2600. The Atari 2600 had a game where General Custer raped Indians tied to cactuses, and THAT couldn't kill the system. Haha. When I first read this, I thought he was just joking with the General Custer raping Indians remark  . But then I saw this:http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm09.htm | ||
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Az)Natic_cn
Canada439 Posts
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Yizuo
Germany1537 Posts
It was so intense that I forgot to blink and one of my contact lenses dropped out of my eye -_- | ||
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Chris307
3095 Posts
On July 30 2005 00:25 Bill307 wrote: Haha. When I first read this, I thought he was just joking with the General Custer raping Indians remark . But then I saw this:http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm09.htm OHHH GOD HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | ||
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SoLaR[i.C]
United States2969 Posts
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Klogon
MURICA15980 Posts
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Liquid`Jinro
Sweden33719 Posts
On July 29 2005 21:48 ManOfManly wrote: Total Annihilation is maybe the worst game ever made. Lol. If you are talking about Total Annihilation kingdoms I can forgive you, if it's regular TA you don't know what you are talking about xD TA is still being modded/played by people actually o_O Pretty long lived game. | ||
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enkera~
Venezuela725 Posts
Calling this game "extreme" is like calling this game "crappy Lol, fucking hilarous. Gold! | ||
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GoGoGo[cF]
China545 Posts
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bloodcanadiaN
Canada114 Posts
rofl I remember when I played it and it sucks! :o) btw i'm a fan of Zelda and I never heard of Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon. | ||
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Ack1027
United States7873 Posts
On July 29 2005 21:48 ManOfManly wrote: Total Annihilation is maybe the worst game ever made. Guilliame Patry plays TA so you don't know what the hell you're talking about. | ||
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Ghin
United States2391 Posts
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St0rmRush
Brazil448 Posts
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IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
On July 30 2005 06:39 Ack1027 wrote: Guilliame Patry plays TA so you don't know what the hell you're talking about. Its geiyom poetry 8according to a recent suscriber to tl.net) | ||
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Stat.Quo
Canada540 Posts
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NettleS
522 Posts
On July 30 2005 06:36 bloodcanadiaN wrote: btw i'm a fan of Zelda and I never heard of Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon. Nintendo sold the rights to phillips (for a zelda game) for their CD games system No-one bought said CD system | ||
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NewbSaibot
3849 Posts
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BlueJays
Canada52 Posts
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Team liquidater
United States92 Posts
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BlueJays
Canada52 Posts
On July 30 2005 09:06 Team liquidater wrote: i have revolution x for the sega genesis, it was fun for the first 10 minutes, then i realized the game would never end, its just the same three levels repeated each time, with faster enemies and slower cds to shoot, it wasnt worth the dollar i paid to get it from my friend. could be worse u could have bought a game about diabetes | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14893 Posts
and it was i'm content | ||
Xeofreestyler
Belgium6771 Posts
On July 30 2005 08:52 NewbSaibot wrote: Man i feel so sad now, my parents actually bought me ET, and it was supposed to be the highlight of my christmas, and i still have it. I was so dissapointed with it i felt bad for them and played it for hours on end pretending i was the happiest kid in the world. Lol I cant stop laughing after reading that review and your last sentence ^^; | ||
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
Erotic Imagery: I've masturbated to sexier Legos. lol, Custer's Revenge must have made many guys masturbatin back then^^ Above: Superman is forced to carry a car through rings. If only I had the genius criminal mind of Lex Luthor necessary to enjoy it.; It would have been more fun if they made a game about Superman window shopping with Aquaman. LOL man i wonder what the game makers were thinking about when they made that game | ||
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1sd2sd3sd
660 Posts
"Ten years ago, a group of cruel scientists kidnapped a retarded kid, blindfolded him, filled his helmet with bees, and demanded that he draw cartoons. Those cartoons were later used as The Legend of Zelda: Wand of Gamelon cutscenes." LOL | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
On July 29 2005 21:30 rpf289 wrote: ROFL I've read one paragraph, and I love this. Edit: "E.T. can make you press the power button on his game, but the power button to his heart... that was inside you the whole time. " It's from: http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm01.htm Man, that was a fun read. I kept on chuckling, especially at the shovel part. | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14893 Posts
On July 30 2005 14:08 fanta[Rn] wrote: lol, Custer's Revenge must have made many guys masturbatin back then^^ LOL man i wonder what the game makers were thinking about when they made that game come on now, porn was easy go get. You'd never have to stoop THAT low even though that girl is pretty hot | ||
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SolaR-
United States2685 Posts
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BlueJays
Canada52 Posts
On July 30 2005 17:40 CultureMisfits wrote: i have some painful memories of huge headaches after playing superman 64 ya same here game just pissed me off so much and the green fog made me sick once | ||
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8882
2718 Posts
On July 30 2005 06:39 Ack1027 wrote: Guilliame Patry plays TA so you don't know what the hell you're talking about. If Guilliame Patry would eat shit you would eat it too? cool Im not saying that TA is one of the worst games  Maybe we could play it in multiplayer mode one day or something, just like wc2 | ||
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karelen
Sweden2407 Posts
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TheDeadman
Croatia5 Posts
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Frits
11782 Posts
On July 30 2005 08:27 NettleS wrote: Nintendo sold the rights to phillips (for a zelda game) for their CD games system No-one bought said CD system hahahahaha that game had the worst artwork i've seen in my entire life, link looked like a fucking retard. never even heard of any of those games, except for superman64 .. from which i already heard it was total crappyness. | ||
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
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88)GuMMi
Sweden720 Posts
On July 30 2005 06:39 Ack1027 wrote: Guilliame Patry plays TA so you don't know what the hell you're talking about. well i guess TA has to be a great game then.... unless you were kidding, hard to tell....  | ||
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BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
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InToTheWannaB
United States4770 Posts
"Thanks to the sloppy graphics and insane camera work, the hoop usually looks like a distant clump of Grape Nuts, so you can never tell whether you made a basket or not. The programmers seemed to know this, so to help you determine whether the ball went in, hardcore street basketball phrases appear at the top of the screen whenever you shoot. Unfortunately, the game developers must have hired 40 year old golfers at a French country club to write their hardcore street slang. When you throw up a shot, it screams nonsense like "BANGIN' UP HIGH THE HANDLE HOMEY BEEF!" Maybe that means that I made the shot or maybe it means "There is a tornado approaching the court, my friends. We should escape and your mother is a whore." I'll never know; the manual doesn't have a translation guide. So if like me, you don't come from whatever hip-hoppin' tough street that speaks this alien language, you have to try to decode "DOWN STREET ON THE FLIPFLOP TIMEPANTS!" on your own. " | ||
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ManOfManly
United States49 Posts
On July 30 2005 17:56 8882 wrote: If Guilliame Patry would eat shit you would eat it too? cool Im not saying that TA is one of the worst games Maybe we could play it in multiplayer mode one day or something, just like wc2 Have you ever played it? First off, it is extremely slow. Second, you can make your base basically invincible, and games last forever. The whole idea of that game is to automate everything for you, so besides the slower speed it's less intense. I haven't played TA Kingdoms, but I heard that sucked. Also, I don't care what Guilliame did. He quit Broodwar, too, should everyone have done that? | ||
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iamke55
United States2806 Posts
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
On July 31 2005 10:20 iamke55 wrote: Those guys obviously haven't played Big Rigs, or it would take up every spot on the list. Nah, I think Big Rigs is differnet because to me it was essentially an incomplete game. After all, the entire game consisted of a crappy truck model with basic movement and a few bland tracks. And also an algorithm to determine when you reach the finish, a "you win" graphic, and probably a menu to let you choose between the different tracks. That's it. No collision detection, no physics, and no opponent (besides a stationary "AI" truck that could just be part of the scenery for all we know). I can't remember if it had any sound or music, either. In contrast, these other games look like they really were intended to be complete (though possibly underfunded and/or stressed for time). | ||
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SoMuchBetter
Australia10606 Posts
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ManOfManly
United States49 Posts
On July 31 2005 11:01 SoMuchBetter wrote: TA is/was awesome, granted I haven't played it in a long time. A friend who used to play it with me still plays it somewhat regularly. When I first played that game, it was cool, but after a while (and after playing Starcraft) it's became really lame. Another game like this is Tiberian Sun. I loved that game, and used to play it all the time. When I recently tried to play it again, I threw up. Come to think of it, that game might be worse than TA. First of all, you can only build one type of unit at a time (one vehicle, one infantry, one air unit). Second, left-click is used for everything, and it is incredibly hard when trying to play with any amount of speed (this is probably why I didn't notice it before) to tell your units to move somewhere without sliding the cursor some and cause you to draw the unit selection box, which deselects all of your units. Ugh. | ||
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Malmis
Sweden1569 Posts
On July 31 2005 10:51 Bill307 wrote: In contrast, these other games look like they really were intended to be complete (though possibly underfunded and/or stressed for time). Yeah, if we for example take E.T, Atari wanted the game to be released when the movie was premiered (or someting like that)... making the development time roughly 3 weeks ^_^ | ||
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JoeUser
United States684 Posts
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KOFgokuon
United States14893 Posts
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Manit0u
Poland17257 Posts
Erotic Imagery: I've masturbated to sexier Legos. This quote gives us some basic knowledge about the writers mind... | ||
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Eti307
Canada3442 Posts
edit: Where is my birthday hat!! It's my birthday today :O | ||
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Kobayashi
Portugal1970 Posts
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PanoRaMa
United States5069 Posts
On July 31 2005 15:02 FadeToChaos wrote: hahaha nice list edit: Where is my birthday hat!! It's my birthday today :O you forgot to put your birthday into your profile you miserable failure ^^ | ||
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Eti307
Canada3442 Posts
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baelrog
Austria705 Posts
rofl | ||
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iNsaNe-
Finland5201 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/egm/06b.jpg) 'lovely' | ||
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