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0x64
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Finland4611 Posts
May 19 2005 23:45 GMT
#21
Guys at work were pretty disapointed to find that this was fake
They want a real one
Dump of assembler code from 0xffffffec to 0x64: End of assembler dump.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
May 19 2005 23:56 GMT
#22
On May 19 2005 02:29 exalted wrote:
OMG this is such a funny storyyyy

Reminds me of the "how many 5 year olds can you beat up" thread...


That's why it was done. The guy and some friends were arguing about that with midgets and a lion. (If you go to their site, it tells you that)
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
May 22 2005 10:53 GMT
#23
Wow i couldn't stop laughing when i read that....i mean i figured 42 midgets could at least take out 1 lion.
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
May 22 2005 10:58 GMT
#24
not cool wtf
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
May 22 2005 12:46 GMT
#25
Did a couple of prints and stuck them around the office.

:D
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Chris307
Profile Joined June 2004
3095 Posts
May 22 2005 12:58 GMT
#26
Only 42 midgets?

They never stood a chance.

That wasn't a fight, it was a scheduled slaughter.
PUSH DICE CUP BACK AND I SHOOT CRAP
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
May 22 2005 12:58 GMT
#27
On May 22 2005 21:58 Chris307 wrote:
Only 42 midgets?

They never stood a chance.

That wasn't a fight, it was a scheduled slaughter.

Do you think 120 midgets could stand up to the lion?
Liquibets!!!
Chris307
Profile Joined June 2004
3095 Posts
May 22 2005 12:58 GMT
#28
KING OF THE JUNGLE.
PUSH DICE CUP BACK AND I SHOOT CRAP
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2983 Posts
May 22 2005 13:20 GMT
#29
ROFL , mankind is stupid -_-; and weak
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
May 22 2005 13:36 GMT
#30
On May 20 2005 08:45 0x64 wrote:
Guys at work were pretty disapointed to find that this was fake
They want a real one

Haha yeah. For some reason I also want this to be real deep down inside. I think that makes me an evil person... heh -_-
Sorrow_eyes
Profile Joined February 2005
United States1007 Posts
May 22 2005 13:44 GMT
#31
HAHA, Lets have a lion vs 21 full grown man, how's that
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Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
May 22 2005 13:49 GMT
#32
But that wouldn't be funny : /
Chris307
Profile Joined June 2004
3095 Posts
May 22 2005 17:16 GMT
#33
I got it... how about 40 midget lions vs 1 full grown manatee
PUSH DICE CUP BACK AND I SHOOT CRAP
Resonate
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8402 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-05-22 18:36:08
May 22 2005 18:33 GMT
#34
omg hahaha
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hahahaha
Memory lane in nice
DooMeR
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1519 Posts
May 23 2005 02:41 GMT
#35
On May 19 2005 08:02 Danka wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 19 2005 05:53 MVP[eV] wrote:
Monkey with Hammer vs. Tiger who wins?

monkey with hammer RIDING tiger vs MC Hammer.

who wins ?


LOL!!!!
rei
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States3594 Posts
May 23 2005 02:46 GMT
#36
LOL what's MC in MC hammer stands for?
GET OUT OF MY BASE CHILL
DooMeR
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1519 Posts
May 23 2005 02:56 GMT
#37
On May 23 2005 02:16 Chris307 wrote:
I got it... how about 40 midget lions vs 1 full grown manatee

LOL!
rei
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States3594 Posts
May 23 2005 03:00 GMT
#38
No NO NO doomer you didn't answer my question, what's MC in MC hammer stands for?
GET OUT OF MY BASE CHILL
Stat.Quo
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada540 Posts
May 23 2005 03:23 GMT
#39
Microphone Checker? maybe, i really dont know
Canadians dont have time to be prejudice, they are too busy playing hockey, and getting drunk, or putting maple syrup on their ham - Kelso
1tym
Profile Joined April 2005
Korea (South)2425 Posts
May 23 2005 04:58 GMT
#40
Yes MC stands for Microphone checker.. which is one of the 4 components in hiphop..
1tym is one time for your mind
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