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HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
September 06 2011 07:11 GMT
#161

+ Show Spoiler +
I've had one desire since I was born
To see my body ripped and torn
To see my flesh devoured before my eyes
Only for you , I volunteer as a human sacrifice

[Chorus]
Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts and lick my heart
Chop me up, I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...
The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN...
I would do anything to be-
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...

I finally found you, my personal slaughter
As an appetizer,I let you taste my daughter
Call me sick but this is what I need
My only purpose here is for you to feed

[Chorus]
Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts and lick my heart
Chop me up, I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...
The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN...
I would do anything to be-
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...

Desecrate me
Tear me limb from limb
Eviscerate me
Chew me to death

EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...
The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN...
I would do anything to be-
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...
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RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 07:40:21
September 06 2011 07:18 GMT
#162


Not really dumb imo.

"This is the sound of the future... Its music is made by robots... Sexy robots... So Sexy." Nuff said.
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Turbogangsta
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia319 Posts
September 06 2011 07:35 GMT
#163
i hate those RWJ cartoon music vids the lyrics make me cringe.



this song is actualy pretty decent but when i first listened to it i was like wtf "MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM" thats the title

also theres another song i want to share but i cant remember its title. i remember theres a guy in a blue jump suit just making stupid gibberish noises to liek a pop beat and the production quality is good. theres skimpy girls dancing in it. the chorus kinda goes like "aah fleii floo fooja bigja foo hghhgmh heerrr hmhn hoo"
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marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
September 06 2011 07:41 GMT
#164
Well, what is too stupid to be said can be sung. If you look at any single lyric, think, would you ever be retarded so say something like that in real life?

memes are a dish best served dank
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
September 06 2011 07:54 GMT
#165
My friends could not care less about lyrics, but I just can't listen to a song with retarded lyrics. A while back there was an artist in sweden, a male artist, who sang a song about how his girlfriend ought to just shut up and do as he says, because "he's the man".

As it turned out, this song was meant to be sung by a woman, imitating an opressive man, but it was OK, because FUCKING NOBODY NOTICED. Nobody listens to the lyrics, they're too busy throwing their hands in the air like they just don't care.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Order
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Lithuania231 Posts
September 06 2011 07:56 GMT
#166
Now trust me, I love Nirvana with all my heart and every song they ever wrote I love without condition. I have been a fan for long long years now, and even tho there are BRILLIANT lines such as "She'll come back as fire and burn all the liars leave a blanket of ash on the ground", there is some fucked up shit too. Let's take a song named Mexican Seafood for example, now the lyrics are:

"Now I vomit cum and diarrhea On the tile floor, like oatmeal-pizza". I am serious. And Kurt Cobain has said time and time again that these lyrics don't symbolize anything. Seriously. He said people think "Smells like teen spirit" is about teenage angst, but it's really about how one time some girl said he smelled like teen spirit which was a popular deodorant at the time and then one of his friends spray painted "Kurt smells like teen spirit" on his wall. Kurt Cobain was a great troll indeed :/
Common Sense - so rare that it's a super power
OhYess
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada41 Posts
September 06 2011 08:01 GMT
#167
I agree with anyone who said Bruno Mars. Girls say that guys should talk to them that way...

If a guy talked to any girl like Bruno Mars does in his songs, he'd get laughed at. :D
Infenwe
Profile Joined September 2009
Denmark170 Posts
September 06 2011 08:02 GMT
#168
On September 06 2011 13:42 SilverSkyLark wrote:
She's Indecisive, she can't decide.


Because... (yeah, I could keep linking to Todd's reviews of bad music)
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova!
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova!
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova!
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova!

Or how about Gudda Gudda's memorable (memorably terrible that is) line from the uncensored version of "Bedrock"? "And I got her, nigga... Grocery bag!"

Or we could go back in time to beginning of the millenium with b4-4 - Get Down. "Over to my house!" (too bad noone else will get that... there are only ever like 5-10 guys on Cin's live streams).
close the world - txen eht nepo
FuRong
Profile Joined April 2010
New Zealand3089 Posts
September 06 2011 08:03 GMT
#169
Oh, I thought the Kpop thread had been renamed...my bad~
Don't hate the player, hate the game
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
September 06 2011 08:07 GMT
#170
On September 06 2011 17:03 FuRong wrote:
Oh, I thought the Kpop thread had been renamed...my bad~


I tried singing along to the translated lyrics of "Gee" once.

It... it just didn't work out.
memes are a dish best served dank
Order
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Lithuania231 Posts
September 06 2011 08:28 GMT
#171
Also,


To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
Common Sense - so rare that it's a super power
rattus22
Profile Joined April 2010
United States68 Posts
September 06 2011 08:31 GMT
#172
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo... (etc.)
TealLurker
Profile Joined June 2008
United States791 Posts
September 06 2011 08:32 GMT
#173
On September 06 2011 15:21 frogrubdown wrote:
Kanye really deserves some representation in this thread:

"I know a bar out in mars
Where they driving spaceships instead of cars
Cop a prada space suit about the stars
Getting stupid hah straight up out the jars
Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck
Tell me whats next? Alien sex.
Imma disrobe you
Then Imma probe you
See I abducted you
So I tell you what to do"

I do appreciate his commitment to going completely overboard here, though. I'm glad lyrics like this exist.

edit:

You beat me to it. This was the first song that came to my mind. The dumbness of the lyrics should not be limited to Kanye alone. The entire song has stupid lyrics from beginning to end. The music video itself just adds to the travesty.
speedphlux
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria962 Posts
September 06 2011 08:42 GMT
#174
This tread is made of epic win :D
... Humanity Is Not What I Suffer From ...
Bacillus
Profile Joined August 2010
Finland1997 Posts
September 06 2011 08:42 GMT
#175
On September 06 2011 17:32 TealLurker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 15:21 frogrubdown wrote:
Kanye really deserves some representation in this thread:

"I know a bar out in mars
Where they driving spaceships instead of cars
Cop a prada space suit about the stars
Getting stupid hah straight up out the jars
Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck
Tell me whats next? Alien sex.
Imma disrobe you
Then Imma probe you
See I abducted you
So I tell you what to do"

I do appreciate his commitment to going completely overboard here, though. I'm glad lyrics like this exist.

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c4o9UM&ob=av3e

You beat me to it. This was the first song that came to my mind. The dumbness of the lyrics should not be limited to Kanye alone. The entire song has stupid lyrics from beginning to end. The music video itself just adds to the travesty.

You have to give them credit for using the phrase "probe you" in a love(?) song.
RaKooNs
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom397 Posts
September 06 2011 08:48 GMT
#176
couldnt agree more dude, all the examples you gave were perfect.
If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow - SlayerS_MMA
.kv
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2332 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 08:51:28
September 06 2011 08:51 GMT
#177
GL beating this when it comes dumb song lyrics/annoying song

taldarimAltar
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
973 Posts
September 06 2011 08:55 GMT
#178

have you ever had sex with a pharaoh
I put the pussy in a sarcophagus
now she claiming I bruise her esophagus
head of the class and she just want a swallowship
I’m living the future so the presence is my past
my presence is a present kiss my ass
Turbogangsta
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia319 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 08:56:49
September 06 2011 08:55 GMT
#179
On September 06 2011 17:32 TealLurker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 15:21 frogrubdown wrote:
Kanye really deserves some representation in this thread:

"I know a bar out in mars
Where they driving spaceships instead of cars
Cop a prada space suit about the stars
Getting stupid hah straight up out the jars
Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck
Tell me whats next? Alien sex.
Imma disrobe you
Then Imma probe you
See I abducted you
So I tell you what to do"

I do appreciate his commitment to going completely overboard here, though. I'm glad lyrics like this exist.

+ Show Spoiler +
edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c4o9UM&ob=av3e

You beat me to it. This was the first song that came to my mind. The dumbness of the lyrics should not be limited to Kanye alone. The entire song has stupid lyrics from beginning to end. The music video itself just adds to the travesty.


i think these lyrics are actualy really well done. obviously its about having sex with a stranger who you met in a place you arnt familiar with and the alien theme is just perfect and they adapted to that really well.

but i spose u could say that all gangsta pop and hip hop pop stars are just using thug themes to express and explain their issues.

the alien theme is just fairly unique and quiet poetic imo

edit; alot of the songs in here are atualy decent and alot of thought has gone into putting the lyrics together. haters gona hate i guess
Esports is killing Esports.
Kar98
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia924 Posts
September 06 2011 09:00 GMT
#180
Anything by Suicidical Tendacies
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