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neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 05 2011 23:15 GMT
#1
Have you heard of a song that had good tempo, good beats and melodies...
So you say "hey, I can roll with this, I kinda like it.."
And then you really stop to listen to the garbage that is the lyrics of the song
....and it makes you want to punch a puppy?

I am so FRUSTRATED all the time with songs that are good musically, but now I'm inclined to hate them forever because their lyrical content.

Here's one example

+ Show Spoiler +




If you could "fall into the sky"? Really? What acid trip are you on?
I wouldn't mind if this was some lyric on the side, but no! It's the freakin' chorus.
She sings this over and over. Just to remind you people that falling into the sky had NOTHING to do with the rest of the song. Completely out of place, repetitive and annoying.

Here are some modern examples

+ Show Spoiler +




"I wa-wa-want what you wa-wa-want. Give it to me like boom boom boom"
......who writes this crap!? Don't get me wrong, the song is awesome, but good god, Rihanna, hire a professional writer next time.

+ Show Spoiler +



Listening to this one makes me want to punch the wall. I think Usher was really just reading off 4-chan because it's not possible to write lyric like these.
"omg,omg omg omg, :O"

Does anyone out there share my sentiment?!
Or am I just insane and sad?


moo...for DRG
WniO
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2706 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-05 23:18:18
September 05 2011 23:18 GMT
#2
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
+ Show Spoiler +

such a bad song
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
September 05 2011 23:18 GMT
#3
That's exactly why I don't listen to pop music..... in English! Check out Kpop. I'm sure the lyrics are just as terrible but you can't understand them. Win! I love listening to it but I have no idea what they are saying. I'm sure if I knew korean I'd hate it as much as I hate American pop but I'm keeping myself in the dark
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KeksX
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany3634 Posts
September 05 2011 23:21 GMT
#4
Mhm basically every pop song has bad lyrics.. It's because these songs are not really about lyrics or something, just about catchy melodies and rhythms. The lyrics are always made last..

This is also how they are so bad:
They don't think of lyrics that actually make sense, they think of lines that fit to the music itself.
Nothingtosay
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States875 Posts
September 05 2011 23:22 GMT
#5


How hard would it have been to say couldn't instead of could? I know they were probably just saying it incorrectly like so many of my country men do with no regard for how it doesn't make sense that way.
[QUOTE][B]On October 16 2011 13:00 Anihc wrote:[/B] No, you're the one who's wrong. Nothingtosay got it right.[/QUOTE]:3
Stijx
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States804 Posts
September 05 2011 23:23 GMT
#6
Well I was listening to Lil' Wayne with some of my friends a few days ago, for a good laugh. We were just commenting on how talentless he was when he said the line "I make it rain so hard, you're gonna need a boat." We all laughed for the next 5 minutes at just how bad that line was. Good times.
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
September 05 2011 23:26 GMT
#7
On September 06 2011 08:23 Stijx wrote:
Well I was listening to Lil' Wayne with some of my friends a few days ago, for a good laugh. We were just commenting on how talentless he was when he said the line "I make it rain so hard, you're gonna need a boat." We all laughed for the next 5 minutes at just how bad that line was. Good times.


Haha I wish my friends were like that.. they actually really like lil wayne which is absolutely infuriating. And then they call me out for not liking it. FML
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LambtrOn
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States671 Posts
September 05 2011 23:27 GMT
#8

This song drives me insane. We have to listen to top 40 radio at work. Like, is this a joke? I'm guessing the lyrics took about 6 minutes to write. TRYNA PICK THE RIGHT ONE! DERP.
Ghostcom
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark4782 Posts
September 05 2011 23:30 GMT
#9


"We had never made a song about a springcoil and then we saw this girl at the club the other day so we decided to make this song" - that was the answer when asked about their inspiration for the song.

The lyrics boils down to:

"Boing boing, her ass goes up and down like a springcoil, she goes on and on, so fantastic/almost unable to stand it/the girl turns her back to me and makes me happy"

These 2 guys have plagued Denmark since for something like 10 years now. But I would be lying if I actually said I hate them. It is a bit like Aqua: the theme to my youth
stork4ever
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1036 Posts
September 05 2011 23:30 GMT
#10
some lyrics make "friday" lyrics look sensible
MozzarellaL
Profile Joined November 2010
United States822 Posts
September 05 2011 23:31 GMT
#11
Try this one out for size:



or this:

[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
September 05 2011 23:31 GMT
#12
On September 06 2011 08:26 Alejandrisha wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:23 Stijx wrote:
Well I was listening to Lil' Wayne with some of my friends a few days ago, for a good laugh. We were just commenting on how talentless he was when he said the line "I make it rain so hard, you're gonna need a boat." We all laughed for the next 5 minutes at just how bad that line was. Good times.


Haha I wish my friends were like that.. they actually really like lil wayne which is absolutely infuriating. And then they call me out for not liking it. FML


lil wayne makes some shitty shit but i dont think hes talentless
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KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
September 05 2011 23:31 GMT
#13
Nicki Minaj -- Super Bass: "I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly"

Whenever I hear this on the radio, I just want to drive into oncoming traffic.
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Maand
Profile Joined April 2010
326 Posts
September 05 2011 23:32 GMT
#14
It's beyond me why would you make a threat to frustrate yourself and other people with bad songs ;o
Aruno
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
New Zealand748 Posts
September 05 2011 23:34 GMT
#15
On September 06 2011 08:32 Maand wrote:
It's beyond me why would you make a threat to frustrate yourself and other people with bad songs ;o

I find it threatening too...
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Infenwe
Profile Joined September 2009
Denmark170 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-05 23:38:09
September 05 2011 23:37 GMT
#16
A lot of the stuff that Todd in the Shadows reviews has terrible lyrics. Like *shudder* "Eenie Meenie" (I refuse to give you a link to... BIEEEEBEERR). Find him on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com or his older stuff on Youtube.
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ELA
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark4608 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-05 23:44:19
September 05 2011 23:39 GMT
#17


I remember when this was playing all the time on the radio.. Starting like, "I'll tell you what i want what i really really waaant" - Alright - She's gonna tell us what she wants now, and it goes: "I'll tell you what I want what I really really want; I wanna.. I wanna... I wanna... Sibbaopdblablabla"

And I went like: "Bitch, what the fuck did you want???????"
The first link of chain forged, the first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
Ziktomini
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom377 Posts
September 05 2011 23:40 GMT
#18
On September 06 2011 08:22 Nothingtosay wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9_nsXgtD6k

How hard would it have been to say couldn't instead of could? I know they were probably just saying it incorrectly like so many of my country men do with no regard for how it doesn't make sense that way.


Haha have to agree with this, I went to see them live once because Behemoth were supporting and there were Devildriver fans with shirts saying "I could fucking care less" and it confused me so much, it just looked stupid.
NrG.NeverExpo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2114 Posts
September 05 2011 23:42 GMT
#19
You sound like day9 during that whole trumpet dance thing xD
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neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 05 2011 23:46 GMT
#20
On September 06 2011 08:31 MozzarellaL wrote:
Try this one out for size:
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFcfbUq2Jjg




What ...the crap..did I just listen to?
Excuse me while I go have an aneurysm in the corner.
moo...for DRG
Spicy Pepper
Profile Joined December 2009
United States632 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-05 23:47:56
September 05 2011 23:47 GMT
#21
On September 06 2011 08:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:
Have you heard of a song that had good tempo, good beats and melodies...
So you say "hey, I can roll with this, I kinda like it.."
And then you really stop to listen to the garbage that is the lyrics of the song
....and it makes you want to punch a puppy?

I am so FRUSTRATED all the time with songs that are good musically, but now I'm inclined to hate them forever because their lyrical content.

Here's one example

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg0CeRog-yQ


If you could "fall into the sky"? Really? What acid trip are you on?
I wouldn't mind if this was some lyric on the side, but no! It's the freakin' chorus.
She sings this over and over. Just to remind you people that falling into the sky had NOTHING to do with the rest of the song. Completely out of place, repetitive and annoying.

Here are some modern examples

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtqM42elOz0


"I wa-wa-want what you wa-wa-want. Give it to me like boom boom boom"
......who writes this crap!? Don't get me wrong, the song is awesome, but good god, Rihanna, hire a professional writer next time.

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCnxvXxBDvY

Listening to this one makes me want to punch the wall. I think Usher was really just reading off 4-chan because it's not possible to write lyric like these.
"omg,omg omg omg, :O"

Does anyone out there share my sentiment?!
Or am I just insane and sad?



You think Rihanna writes her stuff? It's a rare for a top billboard song/artist to write their own stuff.

E: I shouldn't say rare, but they have professional writers. Alot of them.
sOvrn
Profile Joined April 2010
United States678 Posts
September 05 2011 23:49 GMT
#22
Just about anything DJ Khaled is involved with makes me want to hurl.



I can't help but think that this guy suffers from some form of mental retardation when he says "DJ KHAL3D WE DA BEST!!1!!1!!"
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FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-05 23:51:17
September 05 2011 23:49 GMT
#23
That's dance music, neoghaleon55. It doesn't have to have any lyrical value, you just have to be able to dance to it. It also needs to be realllllly catchy.

Although we both share the mutual disgust towards such horrifying lyrics. It's like they have no writing tallent at all. I can stand singers in bands who can't sing as long as they can put out some good lyrics. If they can sing thats even better. Now if they can sing but have horrible lyrics I hate listening to that, but I will dance to it.

Edit: I thought I would contribute to the thread too. Here ya go!

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To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. - Shakespeare
Hyren
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States817 Posts
September 05 2011 23:51 GMT
#24
On September 06 2011 08:31 KimJongChill wrote:
Nicki Minaj -- Super Bass: "I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly"

Whenever I hear this on the radio, I just want to drive into oncoming traffic.

Every song with Nicki Minaj in it has that general effect. FUUUUUU-
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nicebuffalo
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States27 Posts
September 05 2011 23:52 GMT
#25
"we in the club doin' the same ol' two-step gorilla unit cuz they say we bugged out cuz we don't go nowhere without toast"

-Wanksta (50 Cent)
HaRuHi
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
1220 Posts
September 05 2011 23:52 GMT
#26
"Anything too stupid to be said is sung."
-Voltaire

I couldn't agree less with that statement, but i thought it might fit the thread and you see you aren't alone op.
Hypertension
Profile Joined April 2011
United States802 Posts
September 05 2011 23:55 GMT
#27
Red Hot Chili Peppers - around the world "Wake up the cake / It's a lake, she's kissing me / As they do when / When they do in Sicily" This has always been intolerable because I am generally impressed by their lyrics. This song has a great guitar, but this one lyric makes it impossible for me to really enjoy the song
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Arkanthiel
Profile Joined March 2011
Philippines100 Posts
September 05 2011 23:59 GMT
#28
Open Your Eyes, I see
Your Eyes are open.

Los! Los Cabadrin!
MozzarellaL
Profile Joined November 2010
United States822 Posts
September 05 2011 23:59 GMT
#29
Kind of surprised we're on the 2nd page and nobody has mentioned The Beatles' "I am the Walrus"
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 06 2011 00:00 GMT
#30
On September 06 2011 08:51 Hyren wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:31 KimJongChill wrote:
Nicki Minaj -- Super Bass: "I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly"

Whenever I hear this on the radio, I just want to drive into oncoming traffic.

Every song with Nicki Minaj in it has that general effect. FUUUUUU-


...Nicki Minaj is the blight of music in 2011.
Her obnoxious voice coupled with the most aggravating lyrics......

+ Show Spoiler +




"Can I get that margarita on the rock, rock, rocks?
Can I get salt all around that rim, rim, rim, rim?"

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!

moo...for DRG
Ambarella
Profile Joined May 2011
Canada75 Posts
September 06 2011 00:04 GMT
#31
This one may be self explanatory

+ Show Spoiler +


and also, I'm not sure why a bunch of my friends my age (I'm 19) like her, but this one too:

+ Show Spoiler +


love you like a love song doesn't make much sense to me.
Pyrthas
Profile Joined March 2007
United States3196 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 00:11:51
September 06 2011 00:04 GMT
#32
On September 06 2011 08:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCnxvXxBDvY

Listening to this one makes me want to punch the wall. I think Usher was really just reading off 4-chan because it's not possible to write lyric like these.
"omg,omg omg omg, :O"

Hey, your complaint gives me an excuse to post this fantastic video (from a fantastic musician), which beautifully highlights just how inane the lyrics really are.



(Edit: Oh, right, youtube sucks and disabled embedding on this video. )
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
September 06 2011 00:07 GMT
#33
On September 06 2011 09:00 neoghaleon55 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:51 Hyren wrote:
On September 06 2011 08:31 KimJongChill wrote:
Nicki Minaj -- Super Bass: "I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly"

Whenever I hear this on the radio, I just want to drive into oncoming traffic.

Every song with Nicki Minaj in it has that general effect. FUUUUUU-


...Nicki Minaj is the blight of music in 2011.
Her obnoxious voice coupled with the most aggravating lyrics......

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qsfon3Wvt8


"Can I get that margarita on the rock, rock, rocks?
Can I get salt all around that rim, rim, rim, rim?"

AHHHHHHHHHHH!!



And she does that annoying as shit "hurr durr" thing with her voice where it gets a bit deeper and affected. God I hate her so much at least Justin Bieber's songs are catchy.
MMA: U realise MMA: Most of my army EgIdra: fuck off MMA: Killed my orbital MMA: LOL MMA: just saying MMA: u werent loss
Bluebush
Profile Joined March 2011
United States218 Posts
September 06 2011 00:11 GMT
#34
I love The Mars Volta but as far as I can tell their lyrics are incomprehensible. First line in this song: "transient jet lag ecto-mimed bison"



stork4ever
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1036 Posts
September 06 2011 00:11 GMT
#35
nicki minja is the main reason i no longer listen to radio
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 00:15:04
September 06 2011 00:12 GMT
#36
On September 06 2011 08:39 ELA wrote:
I remember when this was playing all the time on the radio.. Starting like, "I'll tell you what i want what i really really waaant" - Alright - She's gonna tell us what she wants now, and it goes: "I'll tell you what I want what I really really want; I wanna.. I wanna... I wanna... Sibbaopdblablabla"

And I went like: "Bitch, what the fuck did you want???????"


ROFL exactly. I heard that song at least 100 times and I have no fking clue what she really really wants. Epic find.

Also, how come nobody mentioned FRIDAY FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY!


...which seat should I taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake?!?!?!

Edit:

On September 06 2011 08:59 Arkanthiel wrote:
Open Your Eyes, I see
Your Eyes are open.


Man, ever since I played Robot Unicorn Attack, that song has risen to epic levels of respect. I literally get teary-eyed when listening to it. Due to joy. I am almost bursting into tears right now. Swear to god.
Don't mock that song! :D
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
rupert
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
182 Posts
September 06 2011 00:13 GMT
#37


Lesson learned: U too skinny 2 b a rapper.
Powerpill
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States1692 Posts
September 06 2011 00:13 GMT
#38
On September 06 2011 08:59 MozzarellaL wrote:
Kind of surprised we're on the 2nd page and nobody has mentioned The Beatles' "I am the Walrus"


We are talking about the worst lyrics, not the coolest. :p
The pretty things are going to hell, they wore it out but they wore it well
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 06 2011 00:15 GMT
#39
On September 06 2011 09:04 Pyrthas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCnxvXxBDvY

Listening to this one makes me want to punch the wall. I think Usher was really just reading off 4-chan because it's not possible to write lyric like these.
"omg,omg omg omg, :O"

Hey, your complaint gives me an excuse to post this fantastic video (from a fantastic musician), which beautifully highlights just how inane the lyrics really are.
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=170p6OjeS3I

(Edit: Oh, right, youtube sucks and disabled embedding on this video. )


Thanks for that...I think...
I did lol
haha
moo...for DRG
Novalisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Israel1818 Posts
September 06 2011 00:15 GMT
#40
Here's a classic:

/commercial
RedTerror
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand742 Posts
September 06 2011 00:18 GMT
#41
When artists rhyme a word with the exact same word ... Happens all the time in modern hip-hop
Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
September 06 2011 00:22 GMT
#42
The only line that bother me in an otherwise great song
I LIKE-A LIKE-A DIS
I LIKE-A LIKE-A DAT
I LIKE DIS LIKE DAT
YEA!


Go die who ever wrote that part in. What is this bullshit.
+ Show Spoiler +

Eunjung QT tho
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Doraemon
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Australia14949 Posts
September 06 2011 00:23 GMT
#43


would you like it fried or fertilized?
Do yourself a favour and just STFU
Pyrthas
Profile Joined March 2007
United States3196 Posts
September 06 2011 00:26 GMT
#44
On September 06 2011 09:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 09:04 Pyrthas wrote:
On September 06 2011 08:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCnxvXxBDvY

Listening to this one makes me want to punch the wall. I think Usher was really just reading off 4-chan because it's not possible to write lyric like these.
"omg,omg omg omg, :O"

Hey, your complaint gives me an excuse to post this fantastic video (from a fantastic musician), which beautifully highlights just how inane the lyrics really are.
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=170p6OjeS3I

(Edit: Oh, right, youtube sucks and disabled embedding on this video. )


Thanks for that...I think...
I did lol
haha

Yeah, I'm not always sure if I'm glad he's posted his videos (I know so many painfully catchy modern pop songs because of him...), but he does some great work. (He's a Grammy-winning songwriter, after all!) I won't derail the thread by linking a bunch more, but I couldn't help myself with the Usher one; it was just too relevant.
Tektos
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia1321 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 00:29:45
September 06 2011 00:28 GMT
#45
Mickey Avalon - "My Dick"

+ Show Spoiler +
My dick cost a late night fee. Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen. Your dick went straight to DVD.
My dick - bigger than a bridge. Your dick look like a little kid's.
My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team. Your shit look like you fourteen.
My dick - locked in a cage, right. Your dick suffer from stage fright.
My dick - so hot, it's stolen. Your dick look like Gary Coleman.
My dick - pink and big. Your dick stinks like shit.
My dick got a Caesar do. Your dick needs a tweezer, dude.
My dick is like super size. Your dick look like two fries.
My dick - more mass than the Earth. Your dick - half staff, it needs work.
My dick - been there done that. Your dick sits there with dunce cap.
My dick - V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know. Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business. P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.
It's time that we let the world know. Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business. P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.

My dick need no introduction. Your dick don't even function.
My dick served a whole lunch -in. Your dick - it look like a munchkin.
My dick - size of a pumpkin. Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin.
My dick - good good lovin'. Your dick - good for nothin'.
My dick bench pressed 350. Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty.
My dick - pretty damn skippy. Your dick - hungry as a hippie.
My dick don't fit down the chimney. Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines.
My dick is like an M16. Your dick - broken vending machine.
My dick parts the seas. Your dick farts and queefs.
My dick - rumble in the jungle. Your dick got touched by your uncle.
My dick goes to yoga. Your dick - fruit roll -up.
My dick - grade -A beef. Your dick - Mayday geek.
My dick - sick and dangerous. Your dick - quick and painless.
My dick - 'nuff said. Your dick loves Fred.

It's time that we let the world know. Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business. P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.
It's time that we let the world know. Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business. P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.


An ENTIRE song about your dick, really?
FusionMrWet
Profile Joined February 2011
United States121 Posts
September 06 2011 00:31 GMT
#46
On September 06 2011 08:39 ELA wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gnRMPsHN1E

I remember when this was playing all the time on the radio.. Starting like, "I'll tell you what i want what i really really waaant" - Alright - She's gonna tell us what she wants now, and it goes: "I'll tell you what I want what I really really want; I wanna.. I wanna... I wanna... Sibbaopdblablabla"

And I went like: "Bitch, what the fuck did you want???????"

hahahahaha!!!!! dude i literally laughed for like 5 mins after reading this lol thats funny as shit, and for the thread, anything by lil wayne has a catchy beat then u listen and it makes me laugh at how bad he is
shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
September 06 2011 00:31 GMT
#47
un ts un ts un ts un ts

wubwubuwbuwub

waaaaaa

wooooo *scream* WOOOO WUUU WUBUWBUWUB
Amber[LighT]
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States5078 Posts
September 06 2011 00:32 GMT
#48
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci



Idk I don't even know what she's really doing in this song.

"Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother"

One big room.... full of bad bitches....
"We have unfinished business, I and he."
Flakes
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States3125 Posts
September 06 2011 00:37 GMT
#49
Seriously, sometimes vocals are just a vehicle for the music, so don't be mad now.

Stop.










Hating is bad
+ Show Spoiler +

[image loading]
Sina92
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden1303 Posts
September 06 2011 00:40 GMT
#50
these lyrics are so bad that I concider whoever wrote them a genius

My penis is 15 inches long, I'm a Harvard professor and look better than Brad Pitt and Jake Gyllenhaal combined.
instantdry
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada308 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 00:44:43
September 06 2011 00:41 GMT
#51

funnybananaman
Profile Joined April 2009
United States830 Posts
September 06 2011 00:42 GMT
#52
im discovering some good new music in this thread.....
FrozenFlare
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia103 Posts
September 06 2011 00:43 GMT
#53
Pitbull is the biggest offender. HANDS DOWN.
Remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
xAPOCALYPSEx
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
1418 Posts
September 06 2011 00:45 GMT
#54
Lil Wayne is a pretty big atrocity.

I mean his lyrics are the most unintelligible thing I think I've ever heard in music
RQShatter
Profile Joined August 2010
United States459 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 00:47:19
September 06 2011 00:46 GMT
#55
"Im rare with black and white hair so im polar" - lil wayne. no dude thats a panda.

i like lil wayne though. the beatles have stupid as shit lyrics too but are my 2nd favorite band.

I mean even my favorite band, red hot chili peppers, have a song with lyrics "bing ding dong don bing na na bing neen".

i just hate song tha are obnoxious
Otak
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom110 Posts
September 06 2011 00:47 GMT
#56
On September 06 2011 08:39 ELA wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gnRMPsHN1E

I remember when this was playing all the time on the radio.. Starting like, "I'll tell you what i want what i really really waaant" - Alright - She's gonna tell us what she wants now, and it goes: "I'll tell you what I want what I really really want; I wanna.. I wanna... I wanna... Sibbaopdblablabla"

And I went like: "Bitch, what the fuck did you want???????"



they actually said this. it says a zig a zig ahh or something which is apparently supposed to mean sex. Makes sense i guess
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
September 06 2011 00:47 GMT
#57

The lyrics are not what you'd expect in this music genre
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
RQShatter
Profile Joined August 2010
United States459 Posts
September 06 2011 00:49 GMT
#58
On September 06 2011 09:47 Kenpachi wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a54THh3ZNUU
The lyrics are not what you'd expect in this music genre


You know this is a cover right? Big Tymers version is way better.
shucklesors
Profile Joined May 2010
Singapore1176 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 00:53:03
September 06 2011 00:50 GMT
#59
On September 06 2011 08:47 Spicy Pepper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:
Have you heard of a song that had good tempo, good beats and melodies...
So you say "hey, I can roll with this, I kinda like it.."
And then you really stop to listen to the garbage that is the lyrics of the song
....and it makes you want to punch a puppy?

I am so FRUSTRATED all the time with songs that are good musically, but now I'm inclined to hate them forever because their lyrical content.

Here's one example

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg0CeRog-yQ


If you could "fall into the sky"? Really? What acid trip are you on?
I wouldn't mind if this was some lyric on the side, but no! It's the freakin' chorus.
She sings this over and over. Just to remind you people that falling into the sky had NOTHING to do with the rest of the song. Completely out of place, repetitive and annoying.

Here are some modern examples

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtqM42elOz0


"I wa-wa-want what you wa-wa-want. Give it to me like boom boom boom"
......who writes this crap!? Don't get me wrong, the song is awesome, but good god, Rihanna, hire a professional writer next time.

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCnxvXxBDvY

Listening to this one makes me want to punch the wall. I think Usher was really just reading off 4-chan because it's not possible to write lyric like these.
"omg,omg omg omg, :O"

Does anyone out there share my sentiment?!
Or am I just insane and sad?



You think Rihanna writes her stuff? It's a rare for a top billboard song/artist to write their own stuff.

E: I shouldn't say rare, but they have professional writers. Alot of them.


Wow, I didn't think so, but now that you said it, I'm tons better than almost every single one of these 'professional writers', do you think I should give this business a go?

Edit:

On September 06 2011 09:49 RQShatter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 09:47 Kenpachi wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a54THh3ZNUU
The lyrics are not what you'd expect in this music genre


You know this is a cover right? Big Tymers version is way better.


Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 00:54:22
September 06 2011 00:52 GMT
#60
^^ THE SHIT? LOL

On September 06 2011 09:49 RQShatter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 09:47 Kenpachi wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a54THh3ZNUU
The lyrics are not what you'd expect in this music genre


You know this is a cover right? Big Tymers version is way better.

oh really? did not know
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
RQShatter
Profile Joined August 2010
United States459 Posts
September 06 2011 00:55 GMT
#61
On September 06 2011 09:50 shucklesors wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:47 Spicy Pepper wrote:
On September 06 2011 08:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:
Have you heard of a song that had good tempo, good beats and melodies...
So you say "hey, I can roll with this, I kinda like it.."
And then you really stop to listen to the garbage that is the lyrics of the song
....and it makes you want to punch a puppy?

I am so FRUSTRATED all the time with songs that are good musically, but now I'm inclined to hate them forever because their lyrical content.

Here's one example

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg0CeRog-yQ


If you could "fall into the sky"? Really? What acid trip are you on?
I wouldn't mind if this was some lyric on the side, but no! It's the freakin' chorus.
She sings this over and over. Just to remind you people that falling into the sky had NOTHING to do with the rest of the song. Completely out of place, repetitive and annoying.

Here are some modern examples

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtqM42elOz0


"I wa-wa-want what you wa-wa-want. Give it to me like boom boom boom"
......who writes this crap!? Don't get me wrong, the song is awesome, but good god, Rihanna, hire a professional writer next time.

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCnxvXxBDvY

Listening to this one makes me want to punch the wall. I think Usher was really just reading off 4-chan because it's not possible to write lyric like these.
"omg,omg omg omg, :O"

Does anyone out there share my sentiment?!
Or am I just insane and sad?



You think Rihanna writes her stuff? It's a rare for a top billboard song/artist to write their own stuff.

E: I shouldn't say rare, but they have professional writers. Alot of them.


Wow, I didn't think so, but now that you said it, I'm tons better than almost every single one of these 'professional writers', do you think I should give this business a go?

Edit:

Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 09:49 RQShatter wrote:
On September 06 2011 09:47 Kenpachi wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a54THh3ZNUU
The lyrics are not what you'd expect in this music genre


You know this is a cover right? Big Tymers version is way better.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy6neE2i6Vk


Its all preference but metal isnt music to me. more like a poorly executed joke. :z
mAgixWTF
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany103 Posts
September 06 2011 00:55 GMT
#62


!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yung
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States727 Posts
September 06 2011 00:55 GMT
#63
Every rap song ever?
Arathore
Profile Joined January 2011
104 Posts
September 06 2011 00:59 GMT
#64
People always hate on rap. I used to not like it so much but their is a lot of decent rappers who's songs make some sense and have a good meaning.
TALegion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1187 Posts
September 06 2011 01:01 GMT
#65
On September 06 2011 08:18 WniO wrote:
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts6CKH7Tovs

such a bad song

First post in this thread goes to Three Days Grace. Thank God.
A person willing to die for a cause is a hero. A person willing to kill for a cause is a madman
Fishgle
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States2174 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 01:07:44
September 06 2011 01:07 GMT
#66
Anything by:

Between the Buried and Me - If it doesn't sound good sung, then just scream it randomly

Mars Volta - Pretentious beyond belief. The lyrics probably make sense, but not without spending 12 years in a thesaurus

Red Hot Chili Peppers - They've said in interviews multiple times that they just throw anything that rhymes together.

The Killers - same as RHCP

i would bash pop artists or rappers, but their lyrics actually make sense, however mundane and repetitive they might be.
aka ChillyGonzalo / GnozL
Thienan567
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States670 Posts
September 06 2011 01:07 GMT
#67
On September 06 2011 09:59 Arathore wrote:
People always hate on rap. I used to not like it so much but their is a lot of decent rappers who's songs make some sense and have a good meaning.


This, a mainstream example would be Eminem, when he wants to he can make some damn good lyrical raps.

Anyway, as for my contribution to the thread...I don't really have any since I can't hear the lyrics to a song usually. Guess I'm spared
Warpath
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1242 Posts
September 06 2011 01:09 GMT
#68
On September 06 2011 08:22 Nothingtosay wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9_nsXgtD6k

How hard would it have been to say couldn't instead of could? I know they were probably just saying it incorrectly like so many of my country men do with no regard for how it doesn't make sense that way.


i never realized D: ruined the song for me =[ >.<
happyness
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2400 Posts
September 06 2011 01:13 GMT
#69
@magix Rock lobster is still awesome though!



Such a terrible, terrible song:

"Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends"

Honestly, a third grader could come up with a better rhyme than that last line!
MozzarellaL
Profile Joined November 2010
United States822 Posts
September 06 2011 01:17 GMT
#70
On September 06 2011 09:28 Tektos wrote:
Mickey Avalon - "My Dick"

+ Show Spoiler +
My dick cost a late night fee. Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen. Your dick went straight to DVD.
My dick - bigger than a bridge. Your dick look like a little kid's.
My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team. Your shit look like you fourteen.
My dick - locked in a cage, right. Your dick suffer from stage fright.
My dick - so hot, it's stolen. Your dick look like Gary Coleman.
My dick - pink and big. Your dick stinks like shit.
My dick got a Caesar do. Your dick needs a tweezer, dude.
My dick is like super size. Your dick look like two fries.
My dick - more mass than the Earth. Your dick - half staff, it needs work.
My dick - been there done that. Your dick sits there with dunce cap.
My dick - V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know. Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business. P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.
It's time that we let the world know. Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business. P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.

My dick need no introduction. Your dick don't even function.
My dick served a whole lunch -in. Your dick - it look like a munchkin.
My dick - size of a pumpkin. Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin.
My dick - good good lovin'. Your dick - good for nothin'.
My dick bench pressed 350. Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty.
My dick - pretty damn skippy. Your dick - hungry as a hippie.
My dick don't fit down the chimney. Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines.
My dick is like an M16. Your dick - broken vending machine.
My dick parts the seas. Your dick farts and queefs.
My dick - rumble in the jungle. Your dick got touched by your uncle.
My dick goes to yoga. Your dick - fruit roll -up.
My dick - grade -A beef. Your dick - Mayday geek.
My dick - sick and dangerous. Your dick - quick and painless.
My dick - 'nuff said. Your dick loves Fred.

It's time that we let the world know. Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business. P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.
It's time that we let the world know. Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business. P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.


An ENTIRE song about your dick, really?

Tool released a song about the lead singer's dick.

It's much better than that shit you just posted, though:

Ahtin
Profile Joined July 2011
Brazil64 Posts
September 06 2011 01:19 GMT
#71
Nothing beats chicken on a raft, NOTHING.
You can't say TL;DR without TL
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
September 06 2011 01:20 GMT
#72
On September 06 2011 09:32 Amber[LighT] wrote:
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4

Idk I don't even know what she's really doing in this song.

"Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother"

One big room.... full of bad bitches....


Yo that line is catchy as shit though not gonna lie even if it is complete crap
MMA: U realise MMA: Most of my army EgIdra: fuck off MMA: Killed my orbital MMA: LOL MMA: just saying MMA: u werent loss
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 06 2011 01:21 GMT
#73
On September 06 2011 10:13 happyness wrote:
@magix Rock lobster is still awesome though!

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvOrLLKSuzw


Such a terrible, terrible song:

"Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends"

Honestly, a third grader could come up with a better rhyme than that last line!



I still think those 3rd grade lyrics are a lot better than some of the garbage from Rihanna these days.

+ Show Spoiler +




umbrella eh eh eh eh eh...ehhh.....

-__-


for @#%# sakes
moo...for DRG
Szubie
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom294 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 01:35:32
September 06 2011 01:34 GMT
#74
On September 06 2011 10:21 neoghaleon55 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 10:13 happyness wrote:
@magix Rock lobster is still awesome though!

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvOrLLKSuzw


Such a terrible, terrible song:

"Sorry girl but you missed out
Well tough luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends"

Honestly, a third grader could come up with a better rhyme than that last line!



I still think those 3rd grade lyrics are a lot better than some of the garbage from Rihanna these days.

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftSLOKdrAHU


umbrella eh eh eh eh eh...ehhh.....

-__-


for @#%# sakes


Rofl, this. The first time I heard the song I thoguht it sounded pretty good but just couldn't get over ella ella ella ella.......ella.

So lazy
IMMvp, Maru
jdseemoreglass
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States3773 Posts
September 06 2011 01:39 GMT
#75
The fact that the OP lists Vanessa Carlson, Rihanna, and Usher, as examples of "good songs," and then complains about the lyrics, is kind of absurd to me.

No, they are not "good songs" nor are they "good artists." The background music is just as shallow and repetitive as the mindless lyrics you are criticizing.

The people who listen to this music don't care about the lyrics, because they just want some catchy shit they can hum or bounce around to, obviously. I'm just confused by this thread.
"If you want this forum to be full of half-baked philosophy discussions between pompous faggots like yourself forever, stay the course captain vanilla" - FakeSteve[TPR], 2006
R2D2C3PO
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada105 Posts
September 06 2011 01:40 GMT
#76
Lol, no one mentioned lil b yet?





Still in my top 5 favorite rappers though...
-KarmA
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States353 Posts
September 06 2011 01:45 GMT
#77
I really dont have anything against Wiz but something about the repetitive nature of

BLACKNYELLOWBLACKNYELLOWBLACKNYELLOW

just makes me wanna put a gun in my mouth

Keitzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2509 Posts
September 06 2011 01:47 GMT
#78
FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAAAAY

EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND WEEKEND

FRIDAY FRIDAY GETTIN DOWN ON FRIDAAAAY

EVERYBODY'S LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKEND

PARTYIN PARTYIN

YA
I'm like badass squared | KeitZer.489
Deja Thoris
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa646 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 01:49:01
September 06 2011 01:48 GMT
#79
When I was a lad we had real lyrics! Not this nonsense young folk listen to today..

Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the
Fandango!
Sent a bolt of lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo!! (Galileo) Galileo!!, Galileo!!
figaro!!
Magnifico I'm just a poor boy nobody loves
me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let him go!) Bismillah! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go (Let me go) Ah
No, no, no, no, no, no, no

I wonder how many drugs were involved in the production of that (classic) song :D
57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
September 06 2011 01:49 GMT
#80
Pretty much anything by Nonpoint recently. EG, Shadow



Seriously, so bad. The music would be ok if it wasn't for the shitty vocalist and the stupid lyrics.
Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Dyme
Profile Joined November 2010
Germany523 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 01:56:16
September 06 2011 01:49 GMT
#81
On September 06 2011 08:39 ELA wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gnRMPsHN1E

I remember when this was playing all the time on the radio.. Starting like, "I'll tell you what i want what i really really waaant" - Alright - She's gonna tell us what she wants now, and it goes: "I'll tell you what I want what I really really want; I wanna.. I wanna... I wanna... Sibbaopdblablabla"

And I went like: "Bitch, what the fuck did you want???????"

This is the greatest piece of art the 90s have spawned.

Its simplicity is oh so delightful.

Actually ontopic:
"Grenade" by Bruno Mars.
Makes you wish he would literally take a bullet through his brain. His words are too big for him and people act like they can relate to it. Stupid and offending.
ragingfungus
Profile Joined September 2010
United States271 Posts
September 06 2011 01:49 GMT
#82
When I listen to music I tend to ignore the lyrics for the most part except for a few exceptions so it doesn't really bother me.
Logic>Everything
NoobSkills
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1598 Posts
September 06 2011 01:52 GMT
#83
Gwen Stephani.
Bananas then she proceeds to spell it. Seriously?

But this isn't just the decline in music they would make good music if they had to. The issue is as long as it sounds decent and the star is aesthetically appealing they're a hit, so why waste the time writing something decent?

Instrumental songs are the best
redFF
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3910 Posts
September 06 2011 01:52 GMT
#84


YOU MAKE ME VIOLATE YOU NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE
redFF
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States3910 Posts
September 06 2011 01:55 GMT
#85
On September 06 2011 09:55 mAgixWTF wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tG6Be3KtOZg

!!!!!!!!!!!!

See i would totally disagree with you there and say that the lyrics to this song aren't dumb, but genius.
CelestialX
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada32 Posts
September 06 2011 02:01 GMT
#86
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 06 2011 02:01 GMT
#87
On September 06 2011 10:39 jdseemoreglass wrote:
The fact that the OP lists Vanessa Carlson, Rihanna, and Usher, as examples of "good songs," and then complains about the lyrics, is kind of absurd to me.

No, they are not "good songs" nor are they "good artists." The background music is just as shallow and repetitive as the mindless lyrics you are criticizing.

The people who listen to this music don't care about the lyrics, because they just want some catchy shit they can hum or bounce around to, obviously. I'm just confused by this thread.



You don't have to agree with my taste in music, because this is subjective.
The topic asks which song annoys you purely from a lyrical standpoint.
moo...for DRG
Infenwe
Profile Joined September 2009
Denmark170 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 02:06:57
September 06 2011 02:04 GMT
#88
On September 06 2011 10:49 Dyme wrote:
Actually ontopic:
"Grenade" by Bruno Mars.
Makes you wish he would literally take a bullet through his brain. His words are too big for him and people act like they can relate to it. Stupid and offending.

Ah yes, Grenade. The song about a woman who's evil, demonic and bad at auto repair -_^.
close the world - txen eht nepo
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 02:08:05
September 06 2011 02:07 GMT
#89
On September 06 2011 08:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg0CeRog-yQ

If you could "fall into the sky"? Really? What acid trip are you on?
I wouldn't mind if this was some lyric on the side, but no! It's the freakin' chorus.
She sings this over and over. Just to remind you people that falling into the sky had NOTHING to do with the rest of the song. Completely out of place, repetitive and annoying.


I agree with your general point, but that's a pretty terrible example if you ask me. It's just a metaphor you're being a bit nitpicky on that one imo.

This is a much more realistic example:



First:
"So no one told you life was gonna be this way....."

Later in the Song:
"...Your mother warned you there'd be days like these"

What?

Also, in the same song:

"You're still in bed at ten and work began at eight. You burned your breakfast so far things aren't going great."

So who takes the time to cook breakfast when you're two hours late for work?

Credit to this guy though:
+ Show Spoiler +
1Eris1
Profile Joined September 2010
United States5797 Posts
September 06 2011 02:17 GMT
#90
Haha this is so funny, I love 1000 miles, but I've always wondered about the "If I could fall into the sky" line. Just that line!
Change it to soar or jump or something
Known Aliases: Tyragon, Valeric ~MSL Forever, SKT is truly the Superior KT!
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 06 2011 02:18 GMT
#91
On September 06 2011 11:07 GGTeMpLaR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg0CeRog-yQ

If you could "fall into the sky"? Really? What acid trip are you on?
I wouldn't mind if this was some lyric on the side, but no! It's the freakin' chorus.
She sings this over and over. Just to remind you people that falling into the sky had NOTHING to do with the rest of the song. Completely out of place, repetitive and annoying.


I agree with your general point, but that's a pretty terrible example if you ask me. It's just a metaphor you're being a bit nitpicky on that one imo.



Could you PLEASE explain to me what that "metaphor" was for?
Falling into sky and time passing by makes me want to vomit...
moo...for DRG
TutsiRebel
Profile Joined August 2011
United States172 Posts
September 06 2011 02:18 GMT
#92
anything by dream theater
I can bhop irl
-y0shi-
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany994 Posts
September 06 2011 02:22 GMT
#93




When punk musicians dont even try anymore Still love those bands but those songs are just ... ?!

Also this one:


Awesome song, really cool guitars, catchy, lovely, and lyrics about go-carting ?_?


Um, yeah ...


n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
September 06 2011 02:27 GMT
#94
This is exactly why I listen to kpop. If I understood what they were saying I'm sure it'd be ruined
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
Tweleve
Profile Joined March 2011
United States644 Posts
September 06 2011 02:29 GMT
#95
On September 06 2011 11:27 n.DieJokes wrote:
This is exactly why I listen to kpop. If I understood what they were saying I'm sure it'd be ruined


"i love you"

"don't leave"

"cutie"

all you need to know
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Kergy
Profile Joined December 2010
Peru2011 Posts
September 06 2011 02:30 GMT
#96
On September 06 2011 11:27 n.DieJokes wrote:
This is exactly why I listen to kpop. If I understood what they were saying I'm sure it'd be ruined


IF YOU WANNA PRETTY EVERY WANNA PRETTY
Everyday Girl's Day~!
firefistAce
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States137 Posts
September 06 2011 02:37 GMT
#97
some of these are actually good songs...i agree with usher's omg though.
Please excuse my English as I am an American on the internet.
sinani206
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1959 Posts
September 06 2011 02:41 GMT
#98
On September 06 2011 10:07 Thienan567 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 09:59 Arathore wrote:
People always hate on rap. I used to not like it so much but their is a lot of decent rappers who's songs make some sense and have a good meaning.


This, a mainstream example would be Eminem, when he wants to he can make some damn good lyrical raps.

Anyway, as for my contribution to the thread...I don't really have any since I can't hear the lyrics to a song usually. Guess I'm spared


This. Eminem is a fucking genius.
literally everything is wifom just shut the fuck up
Furryballs
Profile Joined November 2010
Denmark18 Posts
September 06 2011 03:00 GMT
#99


No one?

Really?
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 03:44:30
September 06 2011 03:02 GMT
#100
On September 06 2011 11:18 neoghaleon55 wrote:
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On September 06 2011 11:07 GGTeMpLaR wrote:
On September 06 2011 08:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg0CeRog-yQ

If you could "fall into the sky"? Really? What acid trip are you on?
I wouldn't mind if this was some lyric on the side, but no! It's the freakin' chorus.
She sings this over and over. Just to remind you people that falling into the sky had NOTHING to do with the rest of the song. Completely out of place, repetitive and annoying.


I agree with your general point, but that's a pretty terrible example if you ask me. It's just a metaphor you're being a bit nitpicky on that one imo.



Could you PLEASE explain to me what that "metaphor" was for?
Falling into sky and time passing by makes me want to vomit...


Something along the lines of passing eternity and undying love. I'm sure there are more than one way to interpret it because it's not the most specific of metaphors, but it definitely doesn't make zero absolute sense, or for that matter contradict itself either, which you can't say for a lot of songs.

Point is, it's at least thematically related to the actual song and not completely random and meaningless like you claim it is.
MozzarellaL
Profile Joined November 2010
United States822 Posts
September 06 2011 03:03 GMT
#101
On September 06 2011 11:18 neoghaleon55 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 11:07 GGTeMpLaR wrote:
I agree with your general point, but that's a pretty terrible example if you ask me. It's just a metaphor you're being a bit nitpicky on that one imo.

Could you PLEASE explain to me what that "metaphor" was for?
Falling into sky and time passing by makes me want to vomit...

It's a metaphor describing her state of mind, which is alluded to throughout the entire song, of the speaker feeling abjectedly lost.
Kaeru
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Sweden552 Posts
September 06 2011 03:06 GMT
#102
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KobyKat
Profile Joined August 2011
United States111 Posts
September 06 2011 03:12 GMT
#103
If you are listening to music for the quality of music you should check out August Burns Red. They have some of the best lyrics I've ever heard and their songs are very inspirational. Hopefull you'll be able to get over the metalcore aspect haha.
omisa
Profile Joined January 2011
United States494 Posts
September 06 2011 03:16 GMT
#104
So I really do love Maiden, but this song has bothered me for quite some time now.

+ Show Spoiler +


"In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam."

Seriously, Im pretty sure that dinosaurs died off millions of years before man discovered fire...
\m/
Fishgle
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States2174 Posts
September 06 2011 03:23 GMT
#105
On September 06 2011 12:16 omisa wrote:
So I really do love Maiden, but this song has bothered me for quite some time now.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSFHiea47Wk


"In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam."

Seriously, Im pretty sure that dinosaurs died off millions of years before man discovered fire...


woah never noticed that myself. and Maiden is usually so good with historical references.
aka ChillyGonzalo / GnozL
Zirith
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada403 Posts
September 06 2011 03:28 GMT
#106
Almost every beatles song has horrible lyrics. Also Oasis.
Artosis: "I don't trust hyenas."
Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
September 06 2011 03:29 GMT
#107
On September 06 2011 12:16 omisa wrote:
So I really do love Maiden, but this song has bothered me for quite some time now.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSFHiea47Wk


"In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth
When the land was swamp and caves were home
In an age when prize possession was fire
To search for landscapes men would roam."

Seriously, Im pretty sure that dinosaurs died off millions of years before man discovered fire...


I was going to respond by pointing out that the song is inspired by a movie of the same name.

But then I realized that there are no dinosaurs in that movie.
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
September 06 2011 03:29 GMT
#108
On September 06 2011 12:00 Furryballs wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

No one?

Really?


at least it was working towards something

sure they're retarded but you could kinda see what they were saying.
S.O.L.I.D.
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States792 Posts
September 06 2011 03:30 GMT
#109
Pretty much anything with Bruno Mars. That one about not wanting to do anything all day makes me want to shoot myself, honestly I could write a better song than that, and it was written by someone who's job is writing that crap >_<.
Kaeru
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Sweden552 Posts
September 06 2011 03:33 GMT
#110
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
September 06 2011 03:34 GMT
#111
Daft Punk - Around the World

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sudo.era
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States300 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 03:43:37
September 06 2011 03:41 GMT
#112
DAE not give a flying fuck about lyrics? I suppose it depends on how you experience songs. I get high off the melodies regardless of what I think about the lyrics. I'll even sing along to those same stupid lyrics because it all sounds really damn good.

sure they're retarded but you could kinda see what they were saying.

Not at all. None of that had anything to do with magic or miracles. Those guys are stupid.

Also that song sounds terribad.
ampson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2355 Posts
September 06 2011 03:42 GMT
#113
Sean Paul, I think. But for all I know he could be singing the greatest lyrics ever, but I can't understand him because he speaks his own damn language.
skatbone
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1005 Posts
September 06 2011 03:49 GMT
#114
On September 06 2011 08:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:

Does anyone out there share my sentiment?!
Or am I just insane and sad?




I share your sentiment. I am a songwriter who focuses heavily on lyrics. Since I got into serious lyric-writing, I have trouble listening to a lot of popular music. I even struggle with a lot of stuff that I used to love.

It does make me sad....
Mercurial#1193
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
September 06 2011 03:54 GMT
#115


Doesn't take a genius to figure that 90% of the things she sings about in that video are NOT ironic at all. It's annoying. I kind of like the song as it throws me back to the 90s so it's got that nostalgia factor, but I can't listen to it without thinking "oh my god you fuckin stupid bitch!!!!!"
Oh no
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
September 06 2011 03:55 GMT
#116
papamericano! BON BON BON!! lol
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
Anktious
Profile Joined September 2010
United States190 Posts
September 06 2011 04:02 GMT
#117
Anything by Soulja Boy just fucking annoys the hell out of me but especially this song.
He received so much flak for this song on his twitter that he went and got rid of it. He eventually brought it back only to post pictures of his money.


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Video
On January 23 2009 04:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote: I hate it when i sit at my computer and post on this forum when suddenly my dick launches out of my pants and makes me type incorrectly.. starts mashing ont h legnskzsnmklbf oh fuck there we go again.
Cloud9157
Profile Joined December 2010
United States2968 Posts
September 06 2011 04:04 GMT
#118
"We're all okay, until the day we're not."

Rise Against-Audience of One.
"Are you absolutely sure that armor only affects the health portion of a protoss army??? That doesn't sound right to me. source?" -Some idiot
Broodie
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada832 Posts
September 06 2011 04:05 GMT
#119
I think this one takes the gold, I was talking to my american friend and he said it was on the radio a lot down there...

+ Show Spoiler +
SilentLiquid.Broodie - Author of Tango Terminal, Ophilia RE, Cajun Quandary, & The Beneath
PandaBlunt
Profile Joined September 2010
United States292 Posts
September 06 2011 04:05 GMT
#120
As much as I love to troll people with this.. I'm being serious when I post this here. Who the fuck came up with the idea of the song -_-" ?

(╮°-°)╮┳━┳
Shebuha
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1335 Posts
September 06 2011 04:20 GMT
#121
Dude, I couldn't agree more with this thread, but why do TL members have to make threads that are designed to anger SC players?

SC players don't all have similar tastes in music, but most of us hate the same shit, lol.

But yeah, these songs are HILARIOUSLY BAD. Everything Usher made me want to die X.X
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
September 06 2011 04:23 GMT
#122
Oh gosh, you're going to make a list of pop songs with bad lyrics? It would be much easier to do it the other way around--which pop songs have good ones?
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
matjlav
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Germany2435 Posts
September 06 2011 04:24 GMT
#123
"Why you comin home
5 in the mo'n
Something's goin on
Can I smell yo dick?

Don't play me like a fool
'Cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do
is let me smell yo dick!"

hamy710
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia160 Posts
September 06 2011 04:25 GMT
#124
This is one of the reasons why I don't listen to any english music, now I don't need to know if the lyrics are bad.
I've been lurking for a year and only less than 200 posts, time to boost my post count!
RodrigoX
Profile Joined November 2009
United States645 Posts
September 06 2011 04:28 GMT
#125
On September 06 2011 13:25 hamy710 wrote:
This is one of the reasons why I don't listen to any english music, now I don't need to know if the lyrics are bad.


Haha, you speak english dude, why you so ignorant?

Literally the 90s of American Music, are the most meaningful lyrics in any age of music. Beatles were good, but a yellow submarine really doesnt compare to Nirvana, Weezer or TooL lyrics. Like just look at 90s music, its actually unreal how much of an artistic revival that era was.
We were all raised on televion that made us believe we'd all be Millionairs, Movie gods, and Rockstars..... But we won't.... We are slowly learning that fact. And we are very, very pissed off.
Voltaire
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1485 Posts
September 06 2011 04:30 GMT
#126
On September 06 2011 13:28 RodrigoX wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 13:25 hamy710 wrote:
This is one of the reasons why I don't listen to any english music, now I don't need to know if the lyrics are bad.


Haha, you speak english dude, why you so ignorant?

Literally the 90s of American Music, are the most meaningful lyrics in any age of music. Beatles were good, but a yellow submarine really doesnt compare to Nirvana, Weezer or TooL lyrics. Like just look at 90s music, its actually unreal how much of an artistic revival that era was.


Basically you're saying "I have an opinion about a certain type/era of music and if you have a different opinion, you're wrong."
As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.
RodrigoX
Profile Joined November 2009
United States645 Posts
September 06 2011 04:33 GMT
#127
On September 06 2011 13:30 Voltaire wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 13:28 RodrigoX wrote:
On September 06 2011 13:25 hamy710 wrote:
This is one of the reasons why I don't listen to any english music, now I don't need to know if the lyrics are bad.


Haha, you speak english dude, why you so ignorant?

Literally the 90s of American Music, are the most meaningful lyrics in any age of music. Beatles were good, but a yellow submarine really doesnt compare to Nirvana, Weezer or TooL lyrics. Like just look at 90s music, its actually unreal how much of an artistic revival that era was.


Basically you're saying "I have an opinion about a certain type/era of music and if you have a different opinion, you're wrong."


What I am saying, look at this era of "english" music, and its hard to throw all "english" music into the junk category.
We were all raised on televion that made us believe we'd all be Millionairs, Movie gods, and Rockstars..... But we won't.... We are slowly learning that fact. And we are very, very pissed off.
MozzarellaL
Profile Joined November 2010
United States822 Posts
September 06 2011 04:33 GMT
#128
On September 06 2011 13:28 RodrigoX wrote:
Literally the 90s of American Music, are the most meaningful lyrics in any age of music. Beatles were good, but a yellow submarine really doesnt compare to Nirvana, Weezer or TooL lyrics. Like just look at 90s music, its actually unreal how much of an artistic revival that era was.

Yea, but with Weezer, their genius pretty much disappears after the 2nd album. Plus, they never became meta with their lyrics like Tool or Radiohead.
Broodie
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada832 Posts
September 06 2011 04:35 GMT
#129
@matjlav, just posted that last page lol
SilentLiquid.Broodie - Author of Tango Terminal, Ophilia RE, Cajun Quandary, & The Beneath
MozzarellaL
Profile Joined November 2010
United States822 Posts
September 06 2011 04:36 GMT
#130
On September 06 2011 13:30 Voltaire wrote:
Basically you're saying "I have an opinion about a certain type/era of music and if you have a different opinion, you're wrong."

It works though, e.g., if you don't like Beethoven's Sonata Pathetique, then you have no taste in music. If you think "Creep" is one of Radiohead's best songs, you likewise have no taste in music. etc.
Vaporized
Profile Joined July 2010
United States1471 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 04:37:50
September 06 2011 04:37 GMT
#131
i call you up.
you pick up.

-Dave matthews band 'space between' (i think thats the song)
G_Wen
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada525 Posts
September 06 2011 04:37 GMT
#132
I feel like that with a lot of Arcade Fire songs but the overall experience is good enough that I don't complain.
ESV Mapmaking Team
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
September 06 2011 04:37 GMT
#133
"There's a lot of pretty girls in this city, there's a lot of pretty girls in this town."

Wins the thread imho. Trite, mundane, lowest common denominator. Tooth-grindingly bad.

Maybe we can get a poll?
Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
SilverSkyLark
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Philippines8437 Posts
September 06 2011 04:42 GMT
#134
She's Indecisive, she can't decide.
"If i lost an arm, I would play w3." -IntoTheWow || "Member of Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk cafe. He's the next Jaedong, baby!"
MozzarellaL
Profile Joined November 2010
United States822 Posts
September 06 2011 04:44 GMT
#135
On September 06 2011 13:37 bobwhiz wrote:
"There's a lot of pretty girls in this city, there's a lot of pretty girls in this town."

Wins the thread imho. Trite, mundane, lowest common denominator. Tooth-grindingly bad.

Maybe we can get a poll?

How about this gem:

"Back off, I'll take you on. Headstrong to take on anyone"
self-contradictory in the same sentence, meaningless & empty
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
September 06 2011 04:56 GMT
#136
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck.
Guys like "what? what? what?"
All night long.


let me hear you groannn.
Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
Treva
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States533 Posts
September 06 2011 04:56 GMT
#137
"think I need a ginger ale, that was such an epic fail" - Katy Perry's new song Friday Night

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Live it up.
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
September 06 2011 04:58 GMT
#138
On September 06 2011 13:44 MozzarellaL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 13:37 bobwhiz wrote:
"There's a lot of pretty girls in this city, there's a lot of pretty girls in this town."

Wins the thread imho. Trite, mundane, lowest common denominator. Tooth-grindingly bad.

Maybe we can get a poll?

How about this gem:

"Back off, I'll take you on. Headstrong to take on anyone"
self-contradictory in the same sentence, meaningless & empty


That's alright. It could be a threat with an implied "or."

Back off or I'll take you on. I'm headstrong to take on anyone.
I know that you are wrong, and this is not where you belong.

Meh lyrics, not the worst.
Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
LolitsPing
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States285 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 05:01:55
September 06 2011 04:59 GMT
#139
I can't believe no one has posted this yet but...


+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUntx0pe_qI


Do I have to say anything?
Citius, Altius, Fortius
LAN-f34r
Profile Joined December 2010
New Zealand2099 Posts
September 06 2011 05:03 GMT
#140
Friday, friday...

Oh wait we are talking about songs that are good musically. Oops!
The only barrier to truth is the presumption that you already have it. It's through our pane (pain) we window (win though).
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
September 06 2011 05:05 GMT
#141
Damn Great Firewall of China for showing me blank spaces instead of copious number of bad songs.

But I so feel this thread, I remember listening to a couple of Rihanna's song on one of those compilation CDs and thinking the music is nice but then as soon as I try to comprehend the lyrics I just went mad and deleted that playlist. And guest rapper in that song is even worse.

There are some artists whose songs have dumb lyrics but do so for fun (like Katy Perry) and I'm cool with that. But Rihanna's music, whilst not meaningful nor serious, isn't clowning around but yet is filled with empty flaunting and flirting and eh-ing and oh-ing in all the wrong places.

And although I may not be able to listen to your music "suggestions", I've lol'd after just reading some of the names.
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
HyperLink
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada172 Posts
September 06 2011 05:09 GMT
#142
I've all but given up on modern lyrics... I'm tired of the songs played on the radio but there are some gems to be found on the internet.

Definitely not safe for work

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds... it makes ice.
lithiumdeuteride
Profile Joined June 2011
96 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 05:22:03
September 06 2011 05:20 GMT
#143
Let's not forget the classic 'MacArthur Park' by Jimmy Webb:
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Groundbreaking musical composition...and utterly awful lyrics. Take this portion as an example:

"...between the parted pages and were pressed / in love's hot, fevered iron / like a striped pair of pants"

The music is redeemed, however, by Maynard Ferguson's lyric-free version:
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Sweet bacteria of Liberia!
jongim
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada289 Posts
September 06 2011 05:21 GMT
#144
Although I agree many songwriters of today lack lyrical aptitude. I believe not all songs need to be poetic in nature.


i am catlul
Taiko
Profile Joined October 2010
Austria78 Posts
September 06 2011 05:27 GMT
#145
i dont what they were smoking but this is on of the dumbest song ever

lyrics:

Every cell of my body is happy
Each cell in the body feels well
(Every cell in my body is happy)
(Each cell in the body feels good)

Each cell at any point
Each cell is filled in a good mood
(Every cell of every point)
(each cell is filled in a good mood)

Every cell of my body is happy
Each cell in the body feel good.
Each cell at any point
Each cell is filled in a good mood.

Every cell of my body is happy
Each cell in the body feel good.
Every cell of my body is happy every cell in the body feel good.
Each cell at any point
Each cell is filled in a good mood.
Each cell at any point
Each cell is filled in a good mood




REmix

Xaerkar
Profile Joined January 2011
United States230 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 05:37:55
September 06 2011 05:28 GMT
#146
On September 06 2011 08:18 WniO wrote:
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts6CKH7Tovs

such a bad song


I disagree, just because the lyrics are negative doesn't mean they are bad. The band's just expressing their thoughts on pain and how it influences them. I mean look at Last Resort by Papa Roach, lyrics sound sort of weird but it's not like Kesha's Tik Tok where she "brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack" and boys apparently are "blowing up her phones."

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gosuRob
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States319 Posts
September 06 2011 05:34 GMT
#147
Lil Wayne - 6 foot 7 foot

"Bitch, real G's move in silence like lasagna"

Sorry if that's already been posted, i wouldn't be suprised lol
Rules? There aren't many rules. You fight mean, you win mean. It takes a certain someone
HereticSaint
Profile Joined July 2011
United States240 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 05:43:28
September 06 2011 05:43 GMT
#148
On September 06 2011 13:24 matjlav wrote:
"Why you comin home
5 in the mo'n
Something's goin on
Can I smell yo dick?

Don't play me like a fool
'Cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do
is let me smell yo dick!"


^ I seriously doubt anything can beat this one... the music itself in the background isn't what I'd call good but the lyrics are a thousand times worse.
TL desperately needs an ignore function, willpower only goes so far.
Sedz
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia123 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 06:04:28
September 06 2011 05:49 GMT
#149
Talking about shitty song lyrics, look no further then this examples.

"HELLLLLL YEAH, DRINK IT UP, DRINK, DRINK IT UP...
WHEN SOBER GIRLS AROUND ME DEY BE ACIN LIKE DEY DRUNK.. ACIN LIKE DEY DRUNK... AC ACIN LIKE DEY DRU U UNK

POPPIN BOTTLES IN THE ICE, LIKE A BLIZZARD, WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT GETTING SLIZZARD SIPPIN SIZZARP IN MY RIDE, IN MY RIDE, LIKE THREE SIX, NOW IM FEELING SO FLY LIKE A G6"

fuck that song is horrible.
AsGSedZ.549
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 05:55:37
September 06 2011 05:51 GMT
#150
On September 06 2011 14:49 Sedz wrote:
Talking about shitty song lyrics, look no further then these examples.

"HELLLLLL YEAH, DRINK IT UP, DRINK, DRINK IT UP...
WHEN SOBER GIRLS AROUND ME DEY BE ACIN LIKE DEY DRUNK.. ACIN LIKE DEY DRUNK... AC ACIN LIKE DEY DRU U UNK

POPPIN BOTTLES IN THE ICE, LIKE A BLIZZARD, WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT GETTING SLIZZARD SIPPIN SIZZARP IN MY RIDE, IN MY RIDE, LIKE THREE SIX, NOW IM FEELING SO FLY LIKE A G6"

fuck that song is horrible.



That song is awful. I don't know why it's so popular that the radio would play it every 2 hours.
Ugh

Edit: I think this is a reflection of our current education system in America.
Kids can't even spell...or use spellcheck >_>;;
moo...for DRG
Crazyeyes
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1342 Posts
September 06 2011 05:55 GMT
#151
On September 06 2011 14:28 Xaerkar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:18 WniO wrote:
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts6CKH7Tovs

such a bad song


I disagree, just because the lyrics are negative doesn't mean they are bad. The band's just expressing their thoughts on pain and how it influences them. I mean look at Last Resort by Papa Roach, lyrics sound sort of weird but it's not like Kesha's Tik Tok where she "brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack" and boys apparently are "blowing up her phones."

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs

I don't mean to defend kesha, but that's really not all that bad. Especially when compared to some of these other songs. Not those two lyrics you mentioned, at least. They're pretty obvious in meaning. O_o

Half the mainstream songs by Lil Wayne don't have any compreshensible lyrics. :/
WeeEEeeEEEeeEEEeeeEEee!!
Dante08
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Singapore4128 Posts
September 06 2011 05:56 GMT
#152
On September 06 2011 08:26 Alejandrisha wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:23 Stijx wrote:
Well I was listening to Lil' Wayne with some of my friends a few days ago, for a good laugh. We were just commenting on how talentless he was when he said the line "I make it rain so hard, you're gonna need a boat." We all laughed for the next 5 minutes at just how bad that line was. Good times.


Haha I wish my friends were like that.. they actually really like lil wayne which is absolutely infuriating. And then they call me out for not liking it. FML


Do many Americans like lil Wayne? I can't stand his voice
frogrubdown
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
1266 Posts
September 06 2011 06:12 GMT
#153
On September 06 2011 14:34 RobbybabyDTF wrote:
Lil Wayne - 6 foot 7 foot

"Bitch, real G's move in silence like lasagna"

Sorry if that's already been posted, i wouldn't be suprised lol


My vote goes to this as the best lyric posted so far in this thread (best as in least deserving of being here).
Yergidy
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2107 Posts
September 06 2011 06:17 GMT
#154
"To the window. To the wall. Till the sweat drop down my balls"... Nuf' said.
For best effect say each sentence like your reading a poem with a pause in between each one.
One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other.
Ponyo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1231 Posts
September 06 2011 06:20 GMT
#155
I never thought about it, but then I guess that is why I listen to Skrillex and K-pop.
ponyo.848
frogrubdown
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
1266 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 06:22:56
September 06 2011 06:21 GMT
#156
Kanye really deserves some representation in this thread:

"I know a bar out in mars
Where they driving spaceships instead of cars
Cop a prada space suit about the stars
Getting stupid hah straight up out the jars
Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck
Tell me whats next? Alien sex.
Imma disrobe you
Then Imma probe you
See I abducted you
So I tell you what to do"

I do appreciate his commitment to going completely overboard here, though. I'm glad lyrics like this exist.

edit:
DeepElemBlues
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5079 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 06:50:52
September 06 2011 06:50 GMT
#157
i get knocked down
but i get up again
youre never gona keep me down
i get knocked down
but i get up again
youre never gona keep me down
(pissing the night away)
(pissing the night away)

so basically youre too drunk to stand up and of course youre in england so they never stop serving you. and this was a good idea for some song lyrics but you gave it a cover of being some kind of protest song.
no place i'd rather be than the satellite of love
Midori8
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia126 Posts
September 06 2011 06:56 GMT
#158
Forever young, I wanna be forever young
Do you really want to live forever

This drives me insane because it asks a question and then answers it.

Otherwise pop music...
Jayve
Profile Joined February 2009
155 Posts
September 06 2011 07:03 GMT
#159
On September 06 2011 14:28 Xaerkar wrote:
I disagree, just because the lyrics are negative doesn't mean they are bad. The band's just expressing their thoughts on pain and how it influences them. I mean look at Last Resort by Papa Roach, lyrics sound sort of weird but it's not like Kesha's Tik Tok where she "brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack" and boys apparently are "blowing up her phones."

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs


What always struck me about this one was: "Waking in the morning feeling like P.Diddy..!"

Always got me thinking: "Wait what? So you feel like a black man when you wake up? How does that work?"
frogrubdown
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
1266 Posts
September 06 2011 07:08 GMT
#160
On September 06 2011 16:03 Jayve wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 14:28 Xaerkar wrote:
I disagree, just because the lyrics are negative doesn't mean they are bad. The band's just expressing their thoughts on pain and how it influences them. I mean look at Last Resort by Papa Roach, lyrics sound sort of weird but it's not like Kesha's Tik Tok where she "brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack" and boys apparently are "blowing up her phones."

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs


What always struck me about this one was: "Waking in the morning feeling like P.Diddy..!"

Always got me thinking: "Wait what? So you feel like a black man when you wake up? How does that work?"


I think the only relevant part is supposed to be his rock star lifestyle (might don't make it).
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
September 06 2011 07:11 GMT
#161

+ Show Spoiler +
I've had one desire since I was born
To see my body ripped and torn
To see my flesh devoured before my eyes
Only for you , I volunteer as a human sacrifice

[Chorus]
Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts and lick my heart
Chop me up, I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...
The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN...
I would do anything to be-
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...

I finally found you, my personal slaughter
As an appetizer,I let you taste my daughter
Call me sick but this is what I need
My only purpose here is for you to feed

[Chorus]
Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts and lick my heart
Chop me up, I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...
The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN...
I would do anything to be-
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...

Desecrate me
Tear me limb from limb
Eviscerate me
Chew me to death

EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...
The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN...
I would do anything to be-
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...
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RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 07:40:21
September 06 2011 07:18 GMT
#162


Not really dumb imo.

"This is the sound of the future... Its music is made by robots... Sexy robots... So Sexy." Nuff said.
Stick it up. take it up. step aside and see the world
Turbogangsta
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia319 Posts
September 06 2011 07:35 GMT
#163
i hate those RWJ cartoon music vids the lyrics make me cringe.



this song is actualy pretty decent but when i first listened to it i was like wtf "MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM" thats the title

also theres another song i want to share but i cant remember its title. i remember theres a guy in a blue jump suit just making stupid gibberish noises to liek a pop beat and the production quality is good. theres skimpy girls dancing in it. the chorus kinda goes like "aah fleii floo fooja bigja foo hghhgmh heerrr hmhn hoo"
Esports is killing Esports.
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
September 06 2011 07:41 GMT
#164
Well, what is too stupid to be said can be sung. If you look at any single lyric, think, would you ever be retarded so say something like that in real life?

memes are a dish best served dank
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
September 06 2011 07:54 GMT
#165
My friends could not care less about lyrics, but I just can't listen to a song with retarded lyrics. A while back there was an artist in sweden, a male artist, who sang a song about how his girlfriend ought to just shut up and do as he says, because "he's the man".

As it turned out, this song was meant to be sung by a woman, imitating an opressive man, but it was OK, because FUCKING NOBODY NOTICED. Nobody listens to the lyrics, they're too busy throwing their hands in the air like they just don't care.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
Order
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Lithuania231 Posts
September 06 2011 07:56 GMT
#166
Now trust me, I love Nirvana with all my heart and every song they ever wrote I love without condition. I have been a fan for long long years now, and even tho there are BRILLIANT lines such as "She'll come back as fire and burn all the liars leave a blanket of ash on the ground", there is some fucked up shit too. Let's take a song named Mexican Seafood for example, now the lyrics are:

"Now I vomit cum and diarrhea On the tile floor, like oatmeal-pizza". I am serious. And Kurt Cobain has said time and time again that these lyrics don't symbolize anything. Seriously. He said people think "Smells like teen spirit" is about teenage angst, but it's really about how one time some girl said he smelled like teen spirit which was a popular deodorant at the time and then one of his friends spray painted "Kurt smells like teen spirit" on his wall. Kurt Cobain was a great troll indeed :/
Common Sense - so rare that it's a super power
OhYess
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada41 Posts
September 06 2011 08:01 GMT
#167
I agree with anyone who said Bruno Mars. Girls say that guys should talk to them that way...

If a guy talked to any girl like Bruno Mars does in his songs, he'd get laughed at. :D
Infenwe
Profile Joined September 2009
Denmark170 Posts
September 06 2011 08:02 GMT
#168
On September 06 2011 13:42 SilverSkyLark wrote:
She's Indecisive, she can't decide.


Because... (yeah, I could keep linking to Todd's reviews of bad music)
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova!
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova!
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova!
Shawty is a eenie meenie miney mo lova!

Or how about Gudda Gudda's memorable (memorably terrible that is) line from the uncensored version of "Bedrock"? "And I got her, nigga... Grocery bag!"

Or we could go back in time to beginning of the millenium with b4-4 - Get Down. "Over to my house!" (too bad noone else will get that... there are only ever like 5-10 guys on Cin's live streams).
close the world - txen eht nepo
FuRong
Profile Joined April 2010
New Zealand3089 Posts
September 06 2011 08:03 GMT
#169
Oh, I thought the Kpop thread had been renamed...my bad~
Don't hate the player, hate the game
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
September 06 2011 08:07 GMT
#170
On September 06 2011 17:03 FuRong wrote:
Oh, I thought the Kpop thread had been renamed...my bad~


I tried singing along to the translated lyrics of "Gee" once.

It... it just didn't work out.
memes are a dish best served dank
Order
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Lithuania231 Posts
September 06 2011 08:28 GMT
#171
Also,


To the window, to the wall, (to dat wall)
To the sweat drip down my balls (MY BALLS)
To all these bitches crawl (crawl)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
To all skit skit motherfucker (motherfucker!) all skit skit got dam (Got dam)
Common Sense - so rare that it's a super power
rattus22
Profile Joined April 2010
United States68 Posts
September 06 2011 08:31 GMT
#172
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo... (etc.)
TealLurker
Profile Joined June 2008
United States791 Posts
September 06 2011 08:32 GMT
#173
On September 06 2011 15:21 frogrubdown wrote:
Kanye really deserves some representation in this thread:

"I know a bar out in mars
Where they driving spaceships instead of cars
Cop a prada space suit about the stars
Getting stupid hah straight up out the jars
Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck
Tell me whats next? Alien sex.
Imma disrobe you
Then Imma probe you
See I abducted you
So I tell you what to do"

I do appreciate his commitment to going completely overboard here, though. I'm glad lyrics like this exist.

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c4o9UM&ob=av3e

You beat me to it. This was the first song that came to my mind. The dumbness of the lyrics should not be limited to Kanye alone. The entire song has stupid lyrics from beginning to end. The music video itself just adds to the travesty.
speedphlux
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria962 Posts
September 06 2011 08:42 GMT
#174
This tread is made of epic win :D
... Humanity Is Not What I Suffer From ...
Bacillus
Profile Joined August 2010
Finland1927 Posts
September 06 2011 08:42 GMT
#175
On September 06 2011 17:32 TealLurker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 15:21 frogrubdown wrote:
Kanye really deserves some representation in this thread:

"I know a bar out in mars
Where they driving spaceships instead of cars
Cop a prada space suit about the stars
Getting stupid hah straight up out the jars
Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck
Tell me whats next? Alien sex.
Imma disrobe you
Then Imma probe you
See I abducted you
So I tell you what to do"

I do appreciate his commitment to going completely overboard here, though. I'm glad lyrics like this exist.

edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c4o9UM&ob=av3e

You beat me to it. This was the first song that came to my mind. The dumbness of the lyrics should not be limited to Kanye alone. The entire song has stupid lyrics from beginning to end. The music video itself just adds to the travesty.

You have to give them credit for using the phrase "probe you" in a love(?) song.
RaKooNs
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom397 Posts
September 06 2011 08:48 GMT
#176
couldnt agree more dude, all the examples you gave were perfect.
If you don't drop sweat today, you will drop tears tomorrow - SlayerS_MMA
.kv
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2332 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 08:51:28
September 06 2011 08:51 GMT
#177
GL beating this when it comes dumb song lyrics/annoying song

taldarimAltar
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
973 Posts
September 06 2011 08:55 GMT
#178

have you ever had sex with a pharaoh
I put the pussy in a sarcophagus
now she claiming I bruise her esophagus
head of the class and she just want a swallowship
I’m living the future so the presence is my past
my presence is a present kiss my ass
Turbogangsta
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia319 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 08:56:49
September 06 2011 08:55 GMT
#179
On September 06 2011 17:32 TealLurker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 15:21 frogrubdown wrote:
Kanye really deserves some representation in this thread:

"I know a bar out in mars
Where they driving spaceships instead of cars
Cop a prada space suit about the stars
Getting stupid hah straight up out the jars
Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck
Tell me whats next? Alien sex.
Imma disrobe you
Then Imma probe you
See I abducted you
So I tell you what to do"

I do appreciate his commitment to going completely overboard here, though. I'm glad lyrics like this exist.

+ Show Spoiler +
edit: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Sd5c4o9UM&ob=av3e

You beat me to it. This was the first song that came to my mind. The dumbness of the lyrics should not be limited to Kanye alone. The entire song has stupid lyrics from beginning to end. The music video itself just adds to the travesty.


i think these lyrics are actualy really well done. obviously its about having sex with a stranger who you met in a place you arnt familiar with and the alien theme is just perfect and they adapted to that really well.

but i spose u could say that all gangsta pop and hip hop pop stars are just using thug themes to express and explain their issues.

the alien theme is just fairly unique and quiet poetic imo

edit; alot of the songs in here are atualy decent and alot of thought has gone into putting the lyrics together. haters gona hate i guess
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Kar98
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia924 Posts
September 06 2011 09:00 GMT
#180
Anything by Suicidical Tendacies
Daria
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia500 Posts
September 06 2011 09:05 GMT
#181
friday is today and saturday comes afterwards
daria[e]
ShloobeR
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Korea (South)3809 Posts
September 06 2011 09:14 GMT
#182
Coronary worm food blistering through endtrails,
vomiting it's liver into a pool of pus,
and larva feed, entering with fingers,
sowing into death,
reaping all the sins into the heart of the salivator

Burgalveist
and throwing numbers,
human insanity,
with glowing forehead
and draining monkey.
: o )
Alak
Profile Joined October 2008
Sweden380 Posts
September 06 2011 09:15 GMT
#183
+ Show Spoiler +
Fire is raging on the battlefield
while Arwald is fighting the war of the kings
The army of Dargor, the thunder, the storm...
so people are calling the brave and his sword
No time left to save the wise throne!

Shades of a past not so far to forget...
the rise of the demons from their bloody Hell!
So come mighty warrior to light the lost hope
for Tharos the dragon and your cosmic soul...
Now handle your emerald sword!

For Ancelot
the ancient cross of war
for the holy town of gods
Gloria, gloria perpetua
in this dawn of victory

The ride of the dead and their practice of pain
is pounding in him as a terrific quake
You're closer and closer now follow their smell
with your holy armour the steel in your hand
Fly angel of bloody revenge!

For Ancelot
the ancient cross of war
for the holy town of gods
Gloria, gloria perpetua
in this dawn of victory

Tragic and furious the clash of the steel of the gods
and so magic the power, the sword in his valorous hands
Oceans of fire are blasting the throne of the demons
and from distant red skies the thunders are calling his name
the name of the master of pain!

For Ancelot
the ancient cross of war
for the holy town of gods
Gloria, gloria perpetua
in this dawn of victory
Gloria, gloria perpetua
in this dawn of victory


I really enjoy Rhapsody and the like, but damn if the lyrics aren't trite and nonsensical most of the time.
Amateurish. Nearsighted. A waste of my time and everyone else's.
EternalSC
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden313 Posts
September 06 2011 09:16 GMT
#184
FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAAAY
SHIT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
shucklesors
Profile Joined May 2010
Singapore1176 Posts
September 06 2011 09:18 GMT
#185
Reading through the posts in this thread, I feel like either a consensus about what the title is saying is not reached, or that people can't even see that there are 2 huge differences in the things they're discussing. Are they both included here? I don't think the OP was too specific.

1. The essence of what the song's lyrics are talking about is just garbage (in the poster's opinion). As seen in the past few pages, songs about a person's dick, about booze and partying etc.
2. The lyrics are poorly made. Overused words, inappropriate, repetitive, plain stupid and whatnot. Can't remember exactly, one song about someone's girlfriend somewhere in the past few pages.

Personally, I feel like number 1 is by far the more important factor in a song. I thoroughly enjoy metalcore and deathcore songs that indulge in all sorts of 'darker' elements in their lyrics, whether directly implying them or not. And many of my friends are surprised that I enjoy classical songs comparably as much. Gentle love songs where you can hear the crisp strum of the acoustic guitar in the music record are great for days when you're just plain tired.
Now compare that to present-day pop songs. Sex, booze, drugs and all kinds of other shit present everywhere in the media. MTV helping with reinforcing this stereotype, I'm sure we all agree. Those who heard Eminem before he was mainstream will probably agree that the meaning in his songs has deteriorated, at the very slightest, after Relapse. Listen to the 8-mile OST and before that. This is why I often disagree with the notion of 'true fans staying till the end' (lol what bullshit, if someone's turned pop he's not even the same person, whose fan are you again?).

And also, rather random, but I disagree with the one bashing trapt's headstrong earlier on. The repetitiveness just pumps you up even more, I think it helps those who are feeling down.

One more thing, this is close to off topic but please just stop with the fucking metal bashing. Not all metal is satanic and screams and gorges their lungs out with every senseless word they regurgitate. On the contrary, there are more christian metalcore bands in the main scene than non-christian metalcore bands. Why all the hate just because the vocalist screams every word?

Lyrics of Meddler by August Burns Red:
"If everything's relative, then why the emptiness in our souls?"
Lyrics of Tik Tok by Kesha:
"Im talking about - everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys trying to touch my junk, junk"

If you were a mother which one would you let your kids hear?
syno
Profile Joined March 2011
Switzerland150 Posts
September 06 2011 09:18 GMT
#186

This! ^^

Here some lyrics for you
"oooooooohuuu yehaaaaaa ?. sea.. sou.. jhonn macarron.. yeah macarron nooon

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Good Brain
Animzor
Profile Joined March 2011
Sweden2154 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 09:20:11
September 06 2011 09:19 GMT
#187
Not sure if this has been posted, but it's considered to be one of the shittiest song lyrics ever.

Des'ree - Life

Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh life! Oh life!

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.

Chorus:
Life, oh life! Oh life! Oh life! doo,
Doot doot dooo... Life, oh life! Oh life!
Oh life! doo doot doo

I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under the ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail.
I'll take you up on the dare,
Anytime, anywhere;
Name the place,
I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!

Chorus
life oh life...

So after all said and done
I know I'm not the only one
Life indeed can be fun,
If you really want to.
Sometimes living out your dreams,
Ain't as easy as it seems
You wanna fly around the world,
In a beautiful balloon.

Chorus (2x)

Doo doot doo doot. Repeat
Oh, life, oh life! Repeat till fade
NtG
Profile Joined December 2010
17 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 09:22:12
September 06 2011 09:21 GMT
#188
Des'ree - Life...

I don’t want to see a ghost,
It’s a sight that I fear most.
I’d rather have a piece of toast,
and watch the evenings news.




EDIT: Ah, ninja'd
Thermia
Profile Joined August 2010
United States866 Posts
September 06 2011 09:24 GMT
#189
On September 06 2011 18:15 Alak wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
Fire is raging on the battlefield
while Arwald is fighting the war of the kings
The army of Dargor, the thunder, the storm...
so people are calling the brave and his sword
No time left to save the wise throne!

Shades of a past not so far to forget...
the rise of the demons from their bloody Hell!
So come mighty warrior to light the lost hope
for Tharos the dragon and your cosmic soul...
Now handle your emerald sword!

For Ancelot
the ancient cross of war
for the holy town of gods
Gloria, gloria perpetua
in this dawn of victory

The ride of the dead and their practice of pain
is pounding in him as a terrific quake
You're closer and closer now follow their smell
with your holy armour the steel in your hand
Fly angel of bloody revenge!

For Ancelot
the ancient cross of war
for the holy town of gods
Gloria, gloria perpetua
in this dawn of victory

Tragic and furious the clash of the steel of the gods
and so magic the power, the sword in his valorous hands
Oceans of fire are blasting the throne of the demons
and from distant red skies the thunders are calling his name
the name of the master of pain!

For Ancelot
the ancient cross of war
for the holy town of gods
Gloria, gloria perpetua
in this dawn of victory
Gloria, gloria perpetua
in this dawn of victory


I really enjoy Rhapsody and the like, but damn if the lyrics aren't trite and nonsensical most of the time.


Isn't their music supposed to be like some fantasy tale or something? The songs make a lot more sense if you are looking at them that way.
Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from trolling. IGN: Mierin
FireEagle
Profile Joined January 2009
Romania171 Posts
September 06 2011 09:25 GMT
#190
You missed the best nonsense ever. By far.
I present to you... the one and only.....
Inna
"I'm gonna break even the law of the gravity just to feel you in the morning" -WTF????
"Let me see your body all on a floor like it was 10 minutes ago" - When I hear this I imagine a dismembered body with body parts everywhere


And, a little bit off-topic, TheBestInterview ever:
Skullflower
Profile Joined July 2010
United States3779 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 09:53:27
September 06 2011 09:28 GMT
#191
Seriously the worst rapper of all time.




On September 06 2011 09:55 Yung wrote:
Every rap song ever?

Maybe look past the mainstream rap that gets shoved down everybody's throats .____.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiOcVWQY2bc





The ruminations are mine, let the world be yours.
Fenrax
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States5018 Posts
September 06 2011 09:32 GMT
#192
Bakerman

+ Show Spoiler +
is baking bread
+ Show Spoiler +
Bakerman is baking bread
+ Show Spoiler +
Bakerman is baking bread


PiRate647
Profile Joined January 2011
Belgium187 Posts
September 06 2011 09:34 GMT
#193
I pity people who can`t change their radio station due to conditions like work or sitting in the back of the vehicle. My <3 goes out to you guys That`s why i carry my discrete headphones around 24/7 so when some SHIT comes on , i can swiftly pop `em in! It`s also a statement to whoever sees me put them in that I will not stand for such kind of abuse. give it a try!
furthermore;
screw Rihanna ( Ella ella ella ella ella ella ella ella ella ella ella )
screw usher
screw rappers who only know how to "rap" about how much cash they have
and ofcourse screw Bieber. At least his music is honest about being shitty.
"Who always takes a taxi, but never pays a fare?" - "Vegeta!?" ||||exclusively a fan of RET!! .... and perhaps ClouD !
Adron
Profile Joined February 2010
Netherlands839 Posts
September 06 2011 09:37 GMT
#194
On September 06 2011 08:59 Arkanthiel wrote:
Open Your Eyes, I see
Your Eyes are open.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM


but but...but....

robot unicorn! attack!
AXygnus
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Portugal1008 Posts
September 06 2011 09:38 GMT
#195


Just the ending of the song, bu- NOW WAIT A MINUTE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
"To create, to recreate. To create, to recreate. Down to the last seed, I stand with a dark stare. Still silent. Still frighteningly silent."
TSM
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Great Britain584 Posts
September 06 2011 09:45 GMT
#196


The person to smile when everything goes wrong has found someone to blame it on - arthur bloch **** tl:dr *user was banned for this post*
oanzai
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada11 Posts
September 06 2011 09:56 GMT
#197
Bruno Mars was mentioned a few times already, but I really want to point this out as it has been bugging me lately
"who cares if we're trashed"
"we're looking for something dumb to do"

yeah, hell of a way to describe marriage (the SO likes this song, huge lolz)

I can actually relate to lazy song tho....
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 06 2011 09:57 GMT
#198
On September 06 2011 18:18 shucklesors wrote:
Reading through the posts in this thread, I feel like either a consensus about what the title is saying is not reached, or that people can't even see that there are 2 huge differences in the things they're discussing. Are they both included here? I don't think the OP was too specific.

1. The essence of what the song's lyrics are talking about is just garbage (in the poster's opinion). As seen in the past few pages, songs about a person's dick, about booze and partying etc.
2. The lyrics are poorly made. Overused words, inappropriate, repetitive, plain stupid and whatnot. Can't remember exactly, one song about someone's girlfriend somewhere in the past few pages.
+ Show Spoiler +


Personally, I feel like number 1 is by far the more important factor in a song. I thoroughly enjoy metalcore and deathcore songs that indulge in all sorts of 'darker' elements in their lyrics, whether directly implying them or not. And many of my friends are surprised that I enjoy classical songs comparably as much. Gentle love songs where you can hear the crisp strum of the acoustic guitar in the music record are great for days when you're just plain tired.
Now compare that to present-day pop songs. Sex, booze, drugs and all kinds of other shit present everywhere in the media. MTV helping with reinforcing this stereotype, I'm sure we all agree. Those who heard Eminem before he was mainstream will probably agree that the meaning in his songs has deteriorated, at the very slightest, after Relapse. Listen to the 8-mile OST and before that. This is why I often disagree with the notion of 'true fans staying till the end' (lol what bullshit, if someone's turned pop he's not even the same person, whose fan are you again?).

And also, rather random, but I disagree with the one bashing trapt's headstrong earlier on. The repetitiveness just pumps you up even more, I think it helps those who are feeling down.

One more thing, this is close to off topic but please just stop with the fucking metal bashing. Not all metal is satanic and screams and gorges their lungs out with every senseless word they regurgitate. On the contrary, there are more christian metalcore bands in the main scene than non-christian metalcore bands. Why all the hate just because the vocalist screams every word?


Lyrics of Meddler by August Burns Red:
"If everything's relative, then why the emptiness in our souls?"
Lyrics of Tik Tok by Kesha:
"Im talking about - everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys trying to touch my junk, junk"

If you were a mother which one would you let your kids hear?


Great post, thank you for pointing out two very different things people are discussing.
I initially created this to point out number 2: poorly made lyrics.

The use of language in song, as with anywhere else, should be done with some craft to express an idea fully. There are just so many songs out there that either do not care about lyrics to do them well, or have lyrics that are written so poorly they resemble scribbles by lobotomized cat. Specifically, I was trying to point out how some lyrics completely destroy the credibility of a song no matter how well composed it is, musically.

To point out, it's not always bad to have the essence of a song be garbage, for example, the Beetle's "I am the walrus" was a complete mind trip that had nothing to do with anything, yet it is at least written in consistent language to get its point across (drugs). I would rather my kids listen to this than any of the crap Nicki Minaj writes. That bitch makes up words just to rhyme her sentences...like what the crap is "he dolos".
It speaks poorly of the current state of education in America, in my opinion.


moo...for DRG
myti
Profile Joined August 2010
Finland43 Posts
September 06 2011 10:27 GMT
#199
how about every single song from amaranthe?

Hunger - Save me
One world depending on me
I have the force in me
The truth will be revealed
Higher - Faster
I am the fuel to set you free
I am your destiny


what the shit?!

none of the songs make any sense
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
September 06 2011 10:28 GMT
#200
These sort of songs also happen to be the ones that always gets stuck in your head...
crc
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia256 Posts
September 06 2011 10:29 GMT
#201
Power metal has generally some dumb lyrics, they just want to be outrageously epic that it becomes cheesy. If you read the lyrics by themselves, it's as if they write each line seperate from the lines previously, and just focus on being balls out ridiculous. It's almost like:

Line 1: "something to do with epic flames"
Line 2: "hm, now let's do something epic about battle"
Line 3: "now let's write something about epic lightning!"

Seriously. Look up any dragonforce song. Exhibit A, Body Breakdown chorus:

In my heart, in my soul, I am out of control
Fly across the mountains and towards the distant sun
Tears evermore we cry like before
Feel the breakdown of my body - set me free

Exhibit B, Operation Ground and Pound

Far away will our eyes now see the day
For today, the everlasting eternal sun
Washed away the dreams of a brighter day
Forever hold the dream inside the chance to fight another fight
The breaking hearts that stand for all our lives
Live tonight

LOL, it's hard to take them seriously sometimes, but the guitar work is just too awesome to resist.
Wazabo
Profile Joined October 2010
Italy124 Posts
September 06 2011 10:45 GMT
#202


Followed by this



Is pretty good.
ApocAlypsE007
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Israel1007 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 11:07:00
September 06 2011 11:05 GMT
#203
This:

On one of thier live shows even Duvdev (the band's singer) jokes about the lyrics :x
And Scooter fit well into this category with everything he does.
I'm playing the game, the one that will take me to my end, i'm waiting for the rain, TO WASH-- WHO I AM!!!
flexgd
Profile Joined September 2011
183 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 11:23:46
September 06 2011 11:21 GMT
#204
nothing beats "the painted cow"...i mean they actually show a painted cow in their video, how's that...some chicks though
[image loading]

well and scooter in general...their lyrics are 100% completely random
DerNebel
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Denmark648 Posts
September 06 2011 11:31 GMT
#205
On September 06 2011 17:31 rattus22 wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo... (etc.)


Paraphrasing John Lennon: "Let's have them analyse this one!".

Retarded lyrics don't bother me in pop music at all. I draw the line between musicians as entertainers and musicians as artists. Rihanna never, ever intended to let her music be art. She makes catchy music that people can listen to while not thinking at all, and it will sound catchy. "I am the Walrus" is a song intentionally written to sound ridiculous and nonsensical. The Beatles wanted it to be stupid, which is different from just not caring. Kurt Cobain wanted his lyrics to be bitter and meaningless, because that was how he percieved the world.

I would also say, that if the composition is good enough, then to hell with the lyrics, as long as they don't clash with the song. Prime example, "Bohemian Rhapsody". Even the friggin Muppets cover is amazing.

What I really can't stand is repetetive lyrics, obnoxious melodies and talentless compositions. Basically, if the song is annoying, then retarded lyrics just add insult to injury. The most common issue in modern pop is just the downright horrible abuse of everything electronic. It is possible to make synthesizers and voice effects sound good, it has been done, so why the fuck are we stuck with four different types of distortion that remove all sense of humanity? Why are we stuck with synth riffs that all sound alike, because producers can't figure out how to do new things? We are looking at late 80s style pop right now, just way more extreme because of the technological advancements.

I want to listen to pop. I want to listen to metal. I really want to listen to mainstream rock, rap or techno. I am more and more becoming the guy that listens to bands you've never heard of, because creativity and skill apparently equals underground.

TL;DR: This song has really retarded lyrics:
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Sir Psycho Sex
"Turned her cherry pie right into jam"
Vorrenus
Profile Joined March 2010
Afghanistan94 Posts
September 06 2011 11:38 GMT
#206
The infamous "Sometimes people make a war"


"I hate terrorists, and I understand you.
September 11, I'll never forget you. Rest in peace
Catch the bad man, stop your plan, bin Laden, thank Allah.
Yee c'mon. Stop the war. That's right."


so....deep
Shartugal
Profile Joined September 2011
Denmark134 Posts
September 06 2011 17:58 GMT
#207

At 3:18 the naked dude literally says: Your are good for me, just like ginger"
Hot_Bid:" What are your longterm plans?" Seiplo:"Money, fame and bitches"
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44317 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 18:11:54
September 06 2011 18:08 GMT
#208
I'm gonna head back to this thread every time I'm in a bad mood.

These songs are frickin hilarious(ly bad).

On September 06 2011 13:24 matjlav wrote:
"Why you comin home
5 in the mo'n
Something's goin on
Can I smell yo dick?

Don't play me like a fool
'Cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do
is let me smell yo dick!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY


LOL
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Gnax
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden490 Posts
September 06 2011 18:11 GMT
#209
Radiohead - "Creep", for me. I can't relate to feeling like a creep.
Steel
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Japan2283 Posts
September 06 2011 18:30 GMT
#210
On September 06 2011 08:31 MozzarellaL wrote:
Try this one out for size:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFcfbUq2Jjg

or this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bs5LFlbVn8


Wow. I don't know what to say. Couldn't watch the whole thing.

So bad. T_T

Try another route paperboy.
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
September 06 2011 18:46 GMT
#211
the first part about falling into the sky isnt bad. "if you could fall into the sky" "IF" think about it. it could be cool. falling upwards into space or something. nothing with that lyric. its poetic and such.
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
September 06 2011 19:12 GMT
#212
Anything with "hey", "babe", "love" in it, all gangsta-rap... the list of bs lyrics is long. Quality is hard to come by in the business of art.
chestnutman
Profile Joined March 2011
176 Posts
September 06 2011 21:34 GMT
#213
On September 06 2011 18:32 Fenrax wrote:
Bakerman

+ Show Spoiler +
is baking bread
+ Show Spoiler +
Bakerman is baking bread
+ Show Spoiler +
Bakerman is baking bread



the night train
+ Show Spoiler +
is coming
+ Show Spoiler +
got to
+ Show Spoiler +
keep on running
+ Show Spoiler +
sagabona kunjaniwana


Well, first thing that came to my mind was this lounge music arrangement of some cannibal corpse lyrics:
+ Show Spoiler +

Not sure if this qualifies as "dumb", I'm sure it makes sense to some, funny nonetheless.
Shewklad
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden482 Posts
September 06 2011 21:38 GMT
#214
On September 06 2011 10:45 MOARpylons wrote:
I really dont have anything against Wiz but something about the repetitive nature of

BLACKNYELLOWBLACKNYELLOWBLACKNYELLOW

just makes me wanna put a gun in my mouth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UePtoxDhJSw&ob=av2e



Instantly thought of this song when I saw the thread.
Bomber || Thorzain || Startale >< No gods, no masters.
-y0shi-
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany994 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 01:55:19
September 07 2011 01:43 GMT
#215
On September 06 2011 13:04 Cloud9157 wrote:
"We're all okay, until the day we're not."

Rise Against-Audience of One.


Nearly fell out of my chair when reading this, really =_="?

The meaning is that we all seem to be ok, we feel great, we feel like everythings all right, until it suddenly crashed down on us.

"Were all ok until the day we're not, the surface shines while the inside rots"

Suddenly realizing that youre not happy, that youve lost your way, lost yourself. Thats what the song is about and that whats the line means. Being ok, feeling ok, until it hits you.

/Fanboy

On September 06 2011 16:35 Turbogangsta wrote:
i hate those RWJ cartoon music vids the lyrics make me cringe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTa9SpvJ9U

this song is actualy pretty decent but when i first listened to it i was like wtf "MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM" thats the title



Its the Terran Theme Song :D

Also how come Manowar havent been mentioned?!
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
September 07 2011 03:46 GMT
#216
Waka Flocka Flame!
NSFW and Possibly NSFL
+ Show Spoiler +
"I go hard in the motherfuckin' paint, nigga
Leave you stankin' nigga,
What the fuck you thinkin', nigga?
I won't die for this shit or what the fuck I say (Brick Squad)
Front yard, broad day with the SK
See Gucci, that's my motherfucking nigga
I hang in the Dale with them Hit Squad killers
Waka Flocka Flame, one hood-ass nigga
Ridin' real slow, bendin' corners, my nigga"



ALSO- Black Eyed Peas
"You can look but you can't touch it, if you touch it imma(Sic) start some
drama
you don't want no
drama
no no
drama
no no no no
drama."

Monday to Tuesday, Wednesday to Thursday, Friday to Saturday, Saturday to Sunday..
G g g g get with us, you know what they say- Party every day pp pp pp party every day.


Shoot me now. Eugh.
Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
p0lyph0ny
Profile Joined July 2011
United States217 Posts
September 07 2011 03:47 GMT
#217
face it

pop music these days is just retarded
Cel.erity
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States4890 Posts
September 07 2011 04:07 GMT
#218
By FAR my biggest annoyance in this realm is Fatboy Slim. Such annoying lyrics that try to sound cool, but actually make no sense, and repeat endlessly.


Terrible lyrics, epic video though.


Over...and over...and over...


This one actually has some deeper meanings, but I still hate it. The lyrics explained: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/8/7/12518/77483

You know, I could probably post these forever, so I'm just going to stop.
We found Dove in a soapless place.
Arkanthiel
Profile Joined March 2011
Philippines100 Posts
September 07 2011 04:36 GMT
#219
On September 06 2011 18:37 Adron wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:59 Arkanthiel wrote:
Open Your Eyes, I see
Your Eyes are open.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM


but but...but....

robot unicorn! attack!


I know! But those first two likes always make me rage when I hear it. ;_;
Los! Los Cabadrin!
Mtndrew
Profile Joined May 2011
United States174 Posts
September 07 2011 05:00 GMT
#220
2 i can think of off the top of my head..

Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside
Ice, ice ice ice, ice ice ice cream paint job.

and

Inside peanut butter, outside jelly
seven days in a week seven different chevys
black ss with the top blowed off,
fucking with dem boyz get yo top blowed off

not too sure about relating cars to dessert
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 07 2011 05:17 GMT
#221
On September 06 2011 19:45 Wazabo wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMCMlNyySvo

Followed by this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9ENXt9A3RY

Is pretty good




So she's telling the guy to lick her stuff and then respect her....
My god, this woman can't even carry a tune.
>_<


And hay!
no bashing on Weapon on Choice.
Best music video of all time.

moo...for DRG
HyperLink
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada172 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 06:00:47
September 07 2011 05:29 GMT
#222
On September 06 2011 16:35 Turbogangsta wrote:
i hate those RWJ cartoon music vids the lyrics make me cringe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkTa9SpvJ9U

this song is actualy pretty decent but when i first listened to it i was like wtf "MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM" thats the title

Even though I know the song is about child abuse (for lyrical reasons I won't get into the imagery to start a specific discussion on the one song...)...

"Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and post something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"

It was an ex-gf's favourite band...

Edit - Actually quite fond memories of that song... Thanks for posting it! Had to watch Dumb and Dumber too...
A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds... it makes ice.
Reborn8u
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1761 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 05:31:16
September 07 2011 05:29 GMT
#223
This reminds of a time I was at a friends house. He was really into death metal/black metal music. He always had this channel on (satellite tv) that played it. One day as a joke I turned the Closed captioning on because I told him I couldn't understand any of the lyrics. We both sat there laughing our heads off, I don't think he really caught a lot of the lyrics either until then. It was the most cliche "Deathhhhhhh, painnnnn, hatttttte" garbage in every song. He started listening to it a lot less shortly there after.

But I do like lyrics that seem a little veiled or metaphorical and are open to interpretation. Some songs I like are a stream of consciousness wandering from place to place on totally different subjects. I think a song should convey a feeling and this doesn't require it to be blunt, bold and taken literally. When asked about the song "Jeremy" and its meaning, Eddie Vedder replied "What's the point of making art for expression, if the artist just explains it?"
:)
hillburra
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia114 Posts
September 07 2011 07:23 GMT
#224
Out of interest how did this thread get to 12 pages longs without this disgusting blight upon music being mentioned?



I remember this getting constantly played over the radio a few years back and I just wanted to tear my ears off and pour acid into my brain to make the pain go away.

You used punk rock interchangeably with hippies just because it made your song flow better??????
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 07:30:25
September 07 2011 07:27 GMT
#225
I like A Thousand Miles =\. The lyric is OK.

EDIT: here it is:

"A Thousand Miles"

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd

And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder....

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight

It's always times like these
When I think of you
And I wonder
If you ever
Think of me

'Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in your
Precious memories

'Cause I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder....

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight

And I, I
Don't want to let you know
I, I
Drown in your memory
I, I
Don't want to let this go
I, I
Don't....

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd

And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder....

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass us by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you...

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
If I could
Just hold you
Tonight


I don't see how it is dumb. The person who wrote the lyric is trying to be artistic and wants to create the image of the singer being bored and lonely and wants to see her friend/lover.
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 07 2011 07:36 GMT
#226
On September 07 2011 12:46 bobwhiz wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +


Waka Flocka Flame!
NSFW and Possibly NSFL
+ Show Spoiler +
"I go hard in the motherfuckin' paint, nigga
Leave you stankin' nigga,
What the fuck you thinkin', nigga?
I won't die for this shit or what the fuck I say (Brick Squad)
Front yard, broad day with the SK
See Gucci, that's my motherfucking nigga
I hang in the Dale with them Hit Squad killers
Waka Flocka Flame, one hood-ass nigga
Ridin' real slow, bendin' corners, my nigga"



ALSO- Black Eyed Peas
"You can look but you can't touch it, if you touch it imma(Sic) start some
drama
you don't want no
drama
no no
drama
no no no no
drama."

Monday to Tuesday, Wednesday to Thursday, Friday to Saturday, Saturday to Sunday..
G g g g get with us, you know what they say- Party every day pp pp pp party every day.



Shoot me now. Eugh.



Those were pretty bad
lol

And no, there's no justification for the line "fall into the sky"
The entire song she's talking about walking home and missing her lover.
In fact you might construe that she would rather walk TO her lover's house than walk home.
It's all fine and dandy...and then out of no where...falling into the sky....
Sorry, it makes no sense, out of place, and just plain bad writing.


moo...for DRG
Cel.erity
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States4890 Posts
September 07 2011 09:22 GMT
#227
On September 07 2011 16:23 hillburra wrote:
Out of interest how did this thread get to 12 pages longs without this disgusting blight upon music being mentioned?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc2jDz6w-r4

I remember this getting constantly played over the radio a few years back and I just wanted to tear my ears off and pour acid into my brain to make the pain go away.

You used punk rock interchangeably with hippies just because it made your song flow better??????


Well, my impression from the song is that she wants to be a punk rocker AND a hippie. She says revolution was in the air during '77 (the punk movement) and '69 (the hippie movement). Not stupid lyrics if you look at them that way.

Also, the Say Hi To Your Mom lyrics that someone posted aren't stupid at all. One song is confusing intentionally while the second one is beautifully worded to depict the thoughts of a guy who can't express his emotions and wants to change the subject. Both songs are well-written.
We found Dove in a soapless place.
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
September 07 2011 09:38 GMT
#228

Hej hej Monika!
This neo violence, pure self defiance
couches
Profile Joined November 2010
618 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 13:33:12
September 07 2011 13:24 GMT
#229
I absolutely love the song Eaten by Bloodbath but the lyrics make me lol because I always picture it as like some greasy quadruple bacon stack double deep fried whatever cheese burger singing the lyrics to some fat ass american.

The lyrics are really supposed to be about a person who wants a cannibal to eat them.
Scarecrow
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Korea (South)9172 Posts
September 07 2011 13:33 GMT
#230

This kind of music shits me.
Yhamm is the god of predictions
garlicface
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada4196 Posts
September 07 2011 13:40 GMT
#231
On September 07 2011 22:33 Scarecrow wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ&ob=av3e
This kind of music shits me.

Shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots
shots shots shots shots shots

EVERYBOOOODYYYYYYYYYY
#TeamBuLba
AzTec
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada178 Posts
September 07 2011 13:46 GMT
#232
On September 07 2011 16:23 hillburra wrote:
Out of interest how did this thread get to 12 pages longs without this disgusting blight upon music being mentioned?

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc2jDz6w-r4


I remember this getting constantly played over the radio a few years back and I just wanted to tear my ears off and pour acid into my brain to make the pain go away.

You used punk rock interchangeably with hippies just because it made your song flow better??????


But...but...

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Brett
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Australia3820 Posts
September 07 2011 14:00 GMT
#233
On September 06 2011 15:17 Yergidy wrote:
"To the window. To the wall. Till the sweat drop down my balls"... Nuf' said.
For best effect say each sentence like your reading a poem with a pause in between each one.

ROFLMAO

Just killed myself laughing...
Darkalbino
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia410 Posts
September 07 2011 14:07 GMT
#234
"its friday friday gotta get down on friday"

/thread
"I edited it"
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
September 07 2011 14:15 GMT
#235
On September 06 2011 08:18 WniO wrote:
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts6CKH7Tovs

such a bad song


I'm not quite sure how this song qualifies.

I'm pretty neutral when it comes to Three Days Grace but most of their shit does actually make sense and has some sort of meaning. Sure it might be shallow but those lyrics aren't terrible.
Python is garbage, number 1 advocate of getting rid of it.
Arnstein
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Norway3381 Posts
September 07 2011 14:30 GMT
#236
I don't remember the artist or title, but the line was this:

"I dream of dreaming dreams of her, in twilight she's a constant blur"

I was laughing my ass of the first 10 times I heard it.
rsol in response to the dragoon voice being heard in SCII: dragoon ai reaches new lows: wanders into wrong game
KlaraFall
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany51 Posts
September 07 2011 14:38 GMT
#237
For me its Martin Solgveig's Hello ..
I used to like this song when it came out, but like half a year later every radio staion caught wind of its success and they started playing it like every 3 hours...
Since then I've heard it way to often and it just drives me crazy when they play it again X.X
bRuTaL!!
Profile Joined August 2010
Finland588 Posts
September 07 2011 14:39 GMT
#238


probably been linked already since its so goddamn bad...
Tasteless: "What was it Hans Solo was frozen in? Kryptonite?" Artosis: "Lol, no. Thats the stuff that hurts Batman."
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
September 07 2011 15:08 GMT
#239
+ Show Spoiler +


Circus by Britney Spears

This song annoyed the hell out of me when it was popular. I had a radio at work and I couldn't escape hearing this song all day long and the lyrics just drove me mad.

"I'm a like the ringleader, I call the shots"
Circus' don't have ringleaders, they have ringMASTERS. The whole premise of the circus comparisons in this song is based around this one line and they can't even get it right.

"When I crack that whip, everybody gon' trip just like a circus"
Nobody trips when anybody cracks a whip at a circus.

"Everybody let go, we can make a dancefloor just like a circus"
Circus' don't have dance floors. Jesus Christ.

I realize this is just a Britney Spears song, so I shouldn't expect much from it, but somewhere out there someone is being paid to produce lyrics like this.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5Ej_WQhKSI


Life by Des'ree

This one speaks for itself so I'll just post the lyrics.

I'm afraid of the dark,
'specially when I'm in a park
And there's no-one else around,
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news

....
AUSSIESCUM
TeamLiquid eSTROgeneral #1 • RIP
unichan
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States4223 Posts
September 07 2011 15:57 GMT
#240
i'm indecisive
i can't decide



that shit bothered me for the longest time
:)
RTudoRR
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Romania216 Posts
September 07 2011 16:06 GMT
#241
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools", said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed
In the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence


^^ I wish they'd make songs such as this more...

Bad lyrics...well let's c...how 'bout Friday ? -_-
Tyrr
Profile Joined March 2011
United States216 Posts
September 07 2011 16:12 GMT
#242
I don't know if this has been posted yet, since I only read up to page 7...but..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2mSwqXPNyE
im bad
Angryhorse
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden387 Posts
September 07 2011 16:17 GMT
#243
I would have to say : PISSING ON A PANDA



"feels good pissing on a panda, real good pissing on a panda. Its cool pissing on a panda, real cool pissing on a panda"
Don't cry blood, the world doesn't revolve around you
OrchidThief
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark2298 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 16:19:14
September 07 2011 16:18 GMT
#244
Seems kind of redundant with all the mindless popsongs in the thread. I mean, it's not exactly like anyone was already listening to Britney Spears songs and thinking: "Wow that's some wellwritten and very deep lyrics".

Excerpt from "Work it" by Missy Elliot.

I'd like to get to know ya, so I can show ya
Put the pussy on ya, like I told ya
Gimme all your numbers so I can phone ya
Your girl acting stank then call me ov-ah
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my cho-cha
You do or you don't or you will or you won't cha
Go downtown and eat like a vul-cha
See my hips and my tips don'tcha
See my ass and my lips don'tcha
Lost a few pounds in my waist for ya
This the kinda beat that go wa-ta-ta
Ra-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah
Work it! I need a glass of wat-ah
Boy oh boy its good to know ya

Seriously, wtf. You can't just make sentences rhyme by putting "ya" behind it. This kind of crap is why I really don't feel like ever touching hiphop with a ten foot pole.
Crigget
Profile Joined July 2011
Denmark38 Posts
September 07 2011 16:23 GMT
#245
Kesha. That is all.
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 16:31:30
September 07 2011 16:31 GMT
#246
Not all pop songs have terrible lyrics...
I like "stronger" from britney spears.
"because of you" from neyo
and "miss independent" from kelly clarkson

...does that make me a bad person?
moo...for DRG
ampson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2355 Posts
September 07 2011 16:56 GMT
#247
On September 06 2011 17:31 rattus22 wrote:
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo... (etc.)



To be fair, I'm fairly sure john lennon was on ecstacy for the entire writing process of this song.
Alay
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States660 Posts
September 07 2011 17:27 GMT
#248
Anything by Slayer.

Geez, their lyrics are horrible compared to their music.
Holcan
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2593 Posts
September 07 2011 17:38 GMT
#249
On September 08 2011 02:27 Alay wrote:
Anything by Slayer.

Geez, their lyrics are horrible compared to their music.

Deftones also have a high good music : shitty lyric ratio.
Reference The Inadvertant Joey, Strong talented orchastrasted intelligent character.
AXygnus
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Portugal1008 Posts
September 07 2011 17:42 GMT
#250
On September 08 2011 02:27 Alay wrote:
Anything by Slayer.

Geez, their lyrics are horrible compared to their music.


Really, I like World Painted Blood's lyrics... To an extent.
"To create, to recreate. To create, to recreate. Down to the last seed, I stand with a dark stare. Still silent. Still frighteningly silent."
LowChucky
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom243 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 17:53:44
September 07 2011 17:51 GMT
#251
The Killers - 'Are we human, or are we dancer?'
"I feel like i'm watching two guys take turns at falling down the stairs" - Tasteless
tw!tch
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States563 Posts
September 07 2011 17:58 GMT
#252
On September 08 2011 02:51 LowChucky wrote:
The Killers - 'Are we human, or are we dancer?'


I think this one kinda makes sense. I read somewhere that they were asking if we decide our own fate, or is everything scripted, like dancers.

Doesn't neccessarily make the song any better, but at least it makes sense. Could be wrong though.
meeyoop
Profile Joined December 2010
United States131 Posts
September 07 2011 18:07 GMT
#253
On September 08 2011 02:51 LowChucky wrote:
The Killers - 'Are we human, or are we dancer?'


OH MY GOD yeah, I can't stand this song because of this stupid line.

The lyrics to the 30 Seconds to Mars song "This Is War" make me cringe as well.

+ Show Spoiler +
A Warning to the people,
The Good and the Evil
This Is War
To the Soldier, The Civillian, The Martyr, The Victim
This is War
Its the moment of truth and the moment to lie
The moment to live and the moment to die
The moment to fight, the moment to fight, to fight, to fight, to fight
To the right To the left we will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth, It's a Brave New World from the last to the first
To the right, To the left, We will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth, it's a Brave New World it's a Brave New World it's a Brave New World
A warning to the prophet, the liar, the honest
This is War
To the leader, the pariah, the victim, the messiah
This is war
Its the moment of truth and the moment to lie
And the moment to live and the moment to die
The moment to fight, the moment to fight, to fight, to fight, to fight
To the right, To the left, we will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth, It's a Brave New World from the last to the first
To the right, To the left, We will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth it's a Brave New World, it's a Brave New World, It's A Brave New World

I do believe in the light, raise your hands up to the sky
The fight is done, the war is won, lift your hands toward the sun
toward the sun, toward the sun, the war is won
fight fight fight fight fight (choir)
To the right, To the left, we will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth, It's a Brave New World from the last to the first
To the right, To the left, We will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth it's a Brave New World it's a Brave New World It's A Brave New World
A Brave New World
The war is won,
the war is won,
a brave new world

I believe in nothing not the end and not the start
I believe in nothing not the earth and not the stars
I believe in nothing not the day or not the dark
I believe in nothing not but the beating of our hearts
I believe in nothing not 100 suns until we part
I believe in nothing not not in sin and not in God
I believe in nothing not not in peace and not in war
I believe in nothing not but the truth in who we are
HuK: a wild zealot appears! TLO: it's super effective! ||| roller derby saved my soul
DrBoo
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1177 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 18:12:50
September 07 2011 18:11 GMT
#254
WUB, WUB, WUB!
"DrBoo is an elaborate troll" -Pufftrees
KSMB
Profile Joined April 2011
United States100 Posts
September 07 2011 18:18 GMT
#255
I gotta feeling by the Black Eyed Peas. Absolutely fucking horrible. I had trouble deciding if the song is dumb or vapid. I decided on both.
Q2CTF
reapsen
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Germany559 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 18:29:26
September 07 2011 18:29 GMT
#256
"Best" Song Lyrics ever:

Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
September 07 2011 18:36 GMT
#257
On September 08 2011 01:23 Crigget wrote:
Kesha. That is all.

Are you joking me?
"Wake up in the morning feelin' like P.Diddy"
or "Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack"
"Tik Tok goes the clock by the party don't stop and wo-o-o-o-o"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
mustache
Profile Joined April 2010
Switzerland309 Posts
September 07 2011 18:43 GMT
#258
"I wa-wa-want what you wa-wa-want. Give it to me like boom boom boom" is what you call bad lyrics? what makes you pick that line out? the lyrics of the entire song are garbage

come here rude boy boy, is you big enough, take it take it.. seriously?
Sea_Food
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Finland1612 Posts
September 07 2011 18:51 GMT
#259
I was playing guitar warriors and stumbled upon this song

I thought "man, this is the most awesome song Ive ever heard." Then I hit the one minute mark where the chorus starts and cried.
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 07 2011 19:12 GMT
#260
On September 08 2011 03:43 mustache wrote:
"I wa-wa-want what you wa-wa-want. Give it to me like boom boom boom" is what you call bad lyrics? what makes you pick that line out? the lyrics of the entire song are garbage

come here rude boy boy, is you big enough, take it take it.. seriously?



I've always been quite annoyed with the "is you big enough'
Purposely butchering English...not even to make a point, but just to sound ghetto is ridiculous.
Now we're going to have kids going around thinking it's ok to say things like
"hi, is you feeling today?"
>_>;;
moo...for DRG
VENDIZ
Profile Joined October 2010
1575 Posts
September 07 2011 19:53 GMT
#261
Not sure if this gem has been posted yet, so here goes;

SaGe fighting!!~~~~~~
scorch-
Profile Joined January 2011
United States816 Posts
September 07 2011 21:08 GMT
#262
Lyrics are only one of the many reasons that I think "All of my love" by zeppelin is a stupid song.
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
September 08 2011 02:49 GMT
#263
On September 08 2011 04:53 VENDIZ wrote:
Not sure if this gem has been posted yet, so here goes;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlGyu9EJbmE



So true.

I've never heard this song before, but I've read the lyrics.

I refuse to listen.
Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
Cubu
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1171 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 03:02:57
September 08 2011 03:02 GMT
#264
On September 08 2011 02:51 LowChucky wrote:
The Killers - 'Are we human, or are we dancer?'


Well, its actually 'denser', not 'dancer'. But then again, denser isn't really a word
lorkac
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2297 Posts
September 08 2011 03:09 GMT
#265
On September 07 2011 16:27 Sufficiency wrote:
I like A Thousand Miles =\. The lyric is OK.

EDIT: here it is:

Show nested quote +
"A Thousand Miles"

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd

And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder....

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight

It's always times like these
When I think of you
And I wonder
If you ever
Think of me

'Cause everything's so wrong
And I don't belong
Living in your
Precious memories

'Cause I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder....

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
Tonight

And I, I
Don't want to let you know
I, I
Drown in your memory
I, I
Don't want to let this go
I, I
Don't....

Making my way downtown
Walking fast
Faces pass
And I'm home bound

Staring blankly ahead
Just making my way
Making a way
Through the crowd

And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder....

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass us by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you...

If I could fall
Into the sky
Do you think time
Would pass me by
'Cause you know I'd walk
A thousand miles
If I could
Just see you
If I could
Just hold you
Tonight


I don't see how it is dumb. The person who wrote the lyric is trying to be artistic and wants to create the image of the singer being bored and lonely and wants to see her friend/lover.


Her friend/lover is dead.

When she says "fall into the sky" she means if she could go to heaven to visit them.

"Time pass me by" suggests that when she's "fallen into the sky" that she dies and no longer is part of the mundane world around her.
By the truth we are undone. Life is a dream. Tis waking that kills us. He who robs us of our dreams robs us of our life --Orlando: A Biography
Psyclon
Profile Joined July 2010
Bulgaria2443 Posts
September 08 2011 03:10 GMT
#266
Almost every song by Static-X has dumb lyrics. In the last few albums almost everything else got dumb too, unfortunately.
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds!
DEN1ED
Profile Joined December 2009
United States1087 Posts
September 08 2011 03:24 GMT
#267
I don't see why people care about lyrics at all. As long as they sound good and go with the song, I don't care about the meaning at all. I listen to music for the sound, if I want meaningful lyrics I'll go read poetry.
ayekuf
Profile Joined April 2010
United Kingdom91 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 03:35:15
September 08 2011 03:32 GMT
#268


Just... the whole thing. Terrible bag of crap.
www.starcrafthub.net / @starcrafthub - The home of StarCraft II in the UK.
deth2munkies
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4051 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 03:44:58
September 08 2011 03:44 GMT
#269
"A licky boom boom down"

'nuff said.
+ Show Spoiler +
reneg
Profile Joined September 2010
United States859 Posts
September 08 2011 03:53 GMT
#270
"She wore those jeans like me...me...me...me...me....me"

"ABC
123
that girl wore her jeans like me
i bet she's mad
cuz i look rad
ha ha ha ha
jack my swag
sticks and stones
may break my bones
but mine look new
and hers just look so
oooooooooooooold oooooooooooooooooold
ooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllddddddddddd
so old"

.............. I like the fact that this song is about jeans. it's....horribly hilarious

although i'm not going to lie, it's secretly kind of catchy.


moose...indian
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
September 08 2011 03:57 GMT
#271
Bubble Pop. My fucking god I hate that song. It even has some dumb dub-step breakdown which doesn't even fit the tone of the song at all and is just mainstream whoring. My god, I thought I hated Nicki Minaj, but hearing this song made me want to go back in time and kill myself before ever hearing this song.
MMA: U realise MMA: Most of my army EgIdra: fuck off MMA: Killed my orbital MMA: LOL MMA: just saying MMA: u werent loss
Bluebush
Profile Joined March 2011
United States218 Posts
September 08 2011 03:58 GMT
#272
I saw these guys open for another band... it was completely ridiculous.



Bulimic rainbows vomit what?
Burn piano island burn!
BruceLee6783
Profile Joined March 2007
United States196 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-09 21:03:36
September 08 2011 05:07 GMT
#273






Holy shit. A dubstep mix? Really? Seriously?





More to come as I remember them. Keep your eyes open.
You have enemies? Good. It means you stood up for something.
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
September 08 2011 11:23 GMT
#274
On September 08 2011 12:32 ayekuf wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y58OT6jlLvE&feature=relmfu

Just... the whole thing. Terrible bag of crap.


Bag of crap?

You should get some of your own.
Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
soulpoetry
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom177 Posts
September 08 2011 11:33 GMT
#275
apologies if posted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
September 08 2011 11:48 GMT
#276
On September 08 2011 20:33 soulpoetry wrote:
apologies if posted

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruef7aYCEbc


Apologize!
Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
FumberNive
Profile Joined July 2011
Canada1 Post
September 08 2011 12:00 GMT
#277
I Whip my hair back and forth!
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 12:06:06
September 08 2011 12:05 GMT
#278
i personally love this song because the lyrics are so on point.
toadyy
Profile Joined February 2011
United Kingdom179 Posts
September 08 2011 12:07 GMT
#279
On September 08 2011 14:07 BruceLee6783 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

Don't call dumb lyrics when you don't understand the lyrics in the first place. Fireflies is a deep song
FourFace
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
701 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 12:35:54
September 08 2011 12:19 GMT
#280
but his voice and shit .. aawh .



gasoline, lemonade in the latest cream
wash on wax off to a different scheme.
laminate your mind as though you need it
psycho killer says it makes your shower scene great.
why you late in this race
it's like delay over your face
it's like... you made no way
it's like... you made ok.

Chorus:
i'm gonna im gonna get free this time
i'm gonna im gonna give you all my luck
i'm gonna get free this time
i'm gonna im gonna give you all my luck
i'm gonna..... im gonna....im gonna give gonna give you all my luck i'm gonna give gonna give u all my luck

i'm gonna give im gonna give u all my luck

i'm gonna hang around and watch when you get shot in the flames
i'll let you wear my cape
recycle this if you're making the man
get a big red slap from his big white hands
recycle this if you're breaking the ban let your girlfriend do what your boyfriend can't

i'm gonna...i'm gonna...i'm gonna...i'm gonna

repeat chorus.
I don't know, lynch me!
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
September 08 2011 13:26 GMT
#281
On September 08 2011 21:07 toadyy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2011 14:07 BruceLee6783 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

Don't call dumb lyrics when you don't understand the lyrics in the first place. Fireflies is a deep song


I like the song as much as the next guy, but I don't understand the lyrics.
Please explain the depth of crying swarms of fireflies?
Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
Benga
Profile Joined October 2010
Korea (South)471 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 13:30:21
September 08 2011 13:30 GMT
#282
Blink182-Degenerate

Must hear
hi
Comeh
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States18918 Posts
September 08 2011 13:45 GMT
#283

which just reminds me of
[image loading]

Doesn't stop it from being one of the worst songs i've heard in a long time.
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frogrubdown
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
1266 Posts
September 08 2011 13:47 GMT
#284
Roughly half of this thread has latched onto the idea that lyrics are dumb if and only if they don't make any sense. These people really have to stop accusing other posters of not understanding coherent lyrics just because they dislike them. Many lyrics are both bad and coherent (like Fireflies). A good example:



Let's see how long it takes for someone to accuse me of just not understanding this song.
-Dustin-
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States718 Posts
September 08 2011 13:50 GMT
#285
On September 06 2011 16:11 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRg8KjYROkM&feature=related
+ Show Spoiler +
I've had one desire since I was born
To see my body ripped and torn
To see my flesh devoured before my eyes
Only for you , I volunteer as a human sacrifice

[Chorus]
Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts and lick my heart
Chop me up, I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...
The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN...
I would do anything to be-
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...

I finally found you, my personal slaughter
As an appetizer,I let you taste my daughter
Call me sick but this is what I need
My only purpose here is for you to feed

[Chorus]
Carve me up, slice me apart
Suck my guts and lick my heart
Chop me up, I like to be hurt
Drink my marrow and blood for dessert
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...
The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN...
I would do anything to be-
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...

Desecrate me
Tear me limb from limb
Eviscerate me
Chew me to death

EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...
The longer I live the more I'm dying to feel the pain
EATEN...
I would do anything to be-
EATEN...
My one desire, my only wish is to be-
EATEN...

Well I like the original version its pretty kick ass, But that cover burns my soul. But may I ask whats stupid about the lyrics? Sure their violent and disturbing to most, But that is the whole heart and soul of Death metal.
-Dustin-
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States718 Posts
September 08 2011 14:07 GMT
#286
On September 07 2011 06:34 chestnutman wrote:
Well, first thing that came to my mind was this lounge music arrangement of some cannibal corpse lyrics:
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-V3NYckOI

Not sure if this qualifies as "dumb", I'm sure it makes sense to some, funny nonetheless.

Hmm really the only part I saw dumb in that video is when he was saying random nonsense that wasn't even in the lyrics of the actually Cannibal Corpse song. (I haven't listened to Rancid Amputation much but Cannibal Corpse aren't idiots). I guess I understand how people see lyrics about murder to be "Dumb", But it really doesn't have anything to do with this thread as its about completely ignorant and non understandable lyrics/plain fucking stupid. Like most of Lil'Waynes junk.
TheSwamp
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1497 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 14:18:35
September 08 2011 14:14 GMT
#287
On September 06 2011 08:31 MozzarellaL wrote:
Try this one out for size:

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFcfbUq2Jjg

or this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bs5LFlbVn8


How is this comparable to any rap song ever made?
MLG: How is your Protoss? Idra: I make Blink Stalkers, so really, really good.
RQShatter
Profile Joined August 2010
United States459 Posts
September 08 2011 14:20 GMT
#288
On September 06 2011 14:34 RobbybabyDTF wrote:
Lil Wayne - 6 foot 7 foot

"Bitch, real G's move in silence like lasagna"

Sorry if that's already been posted, i wouldn't be suprised lol


Am I the only person who found this line clever? It actually took time to think about and figure out the comparison.
Myles
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States5162 Posts
September 08 2011 14:22 GMT
#289
On September 08 2011 23:20 RQShatter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 14:34 RobbybabyDTF wrote:
Lil Wayne - 6 foot 7 foot

"Bitch, real G's move in silence like lasagna"

Sorry if that's already been posted, i wouldn't be suprised lol


Am I the only person who found this line clever? It actually took time to think about and figure out the comparison.

I thought it was clever. And I generally agree with the view that Wayne's lyrics aren't very good. It's a different way to say 'walk softly, but carry a big stick'.
Moderator
rckY
Profile Joined June 2011
Germany116 Posts
September 08 2011 14:33 GMT
#290
good stuff in here..
i like their music but the songtexts are just so bad in every song..
+ Show Spoiler +
Songtext to sing along!!


zipz0p
Profile Joined February 2010
United States123 Posts
September 08 2011 14:41 GMT
#291
On September 06 2011 09:32 Amber[LighT] wrote:
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4

Idk I don't even know what she's really doing in this song.

"Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother"

One big room.... full of bad bitches....

I think I'm in love.
u gotta skate
inamorato
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States263 Posts
September 08 2011 18:50 GMT
#292
This is hilarious. You couldn't be more right. Sometimes though its not always the lyrics it's the way the lyrics are suggested.

Have you ever heard of The Talking Heads? Their lyrics sometimes are a bit fucking nonsensical but its how you say your words. Game changing band when it comes to alternative, electronic, and all sorts of sub genres.

System of a Down for example, although on the complete other side of the spectrum when it comes to music when talking about The Talking heads. System makes, for the most part, no sense at all in 97% of their songs. Good Band

I agree for the better part. The music you suggest is lyrical heresy and garbage.
You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan Designed and directed by his red right hand
Fighter
Profile Joined August 2010
Korea (South)1531 Posts
September 08 2011 18:56 GMT
#293
On September 08 2011 22:45 Comeh wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdAj-dBNCi4&ob=av3e
which just reminds me of
[image loading]

Doesn't stop it from being one of the worst songs i've heard in a long time.


Haha omg, there was about a three month period where I legitimately thought that song was about being a Bee. God, modern pop music is so bad but at least when you don't take it seriously it can be fun.
For Aiur???
Cyba
Profile Joined June 2010
Romania221 Posts
September 08 2011 19:08 GMT
#294
On September 08 2011 21:07 toadyy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2011 14:07 BruceLee6783 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

Don't call dumb lyrics when you don't understand the lyrics in the first place. Fireflies is a deep song


It tries to be deep....so hard that it's bad towards teribad.
I'm not evil, I'm just good lookin
Arisen
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2382 Posts
September 08 2011 19:20 GMT
#295
down on the corner by CCR. Most fucked up lyrics ever.
"If you're not angry, you're not paying attention"
TheBrofessor
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada429 Posts
September 08 2011 19:39 GMT
#296





I kind of hate myself for even having to go onto the video to get the link.
hpty603
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States262 Posts
September 08 2011 19:47 GMT
#297
We could rename this thread "stupid shit Waka Flocka says" and get about 15 pages just as easily

For example: "When my little brother got killed I said fuck school"

Or my personal favorite: "These niggas said they killed me and kidnapped my daughter. I ain't even got no daughter. They mad cuz I'm a baller"
I only play 2v2 to see how much of the map I can turn purple ~ Jinro
7mk
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Germany10157 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 20:02:27
September 08 2011 20:02 GMT
#298
ups
beep boop
NEOtheONE
Profile Joined September 2010
United States2233 Posts
September 08 2011 20:51 GMT
#299
I get that she's Will Smith's daughter, but that doesn't excuse such bad and repetitive lyrics.

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth

+ Show Spoiler +
Abstracts, the too long didn't read of the educated world.
NEOtheONE
Profile Joined September 2010
United States2233 Posts
September 08 2011 20:55 GMT
#300
On September 09 2011 04:39 TheBrofessor wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjhCEhWiKXk&ob=av3e




I kind of hate myself for even having to go onto the video to get the link.


You sir made me sad. This song is all about helping to restore the self-image of our girlfriends. It's nowhere near as bad as the level of the sad excuse for lyrics brought up by the majority of the previous posters.
Abstracts, the too long didn't read of the educated world.
mustache
Profile Joined April 2010
Switzerland309 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 21:02:18
September 08 2011 21:01 GMT
#301
On September 08 2011 22:26 bobwhiz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2011 21:07 toadyy wrote:
On September 08 2011 14:07 BruceLee6783 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

Don't call dumb lyrics when you don't understand the lyrics in the first place. Fireflies is a deep song


I like the song as much as the next guy, but I don't understand the lyrics.
Please explain the depth of crying swarms of fireflies?



i wouldnt say it's *deep*, since to me *deep* usually means it has a meaning that you cant explain and only other *deep* individuals can understand. however the lyrics to fireflies do have a meaning, the singer adam young is singing about his insomnia.
+ Show Spoiler +

"Adam Young told the story behind the song to AntiMusic: "It was 2AM and I was sitting on the floor in my parent's basement with a MicroKorg on my lap. I built this synthy legato, 'ping' sound routed through a lowpass filter and ran it through a bunch of guitar pedals. I come up with a little cascading part that wound up as the intro and verses of a song called 'Fireflies.'
I have insomnia and I've always had a tough time falling asleep for as long as I can remember. I wanted to sing about my inability to sleep in a whimsical way that portrayed the condition as lighthearted and almost more of a 'blessing' than a curse. It's ironic that when sleep and I cannot bring ourselves to meet is often when inspiration strikes hardest. I'd just been on vacation to Iowa the week before I wrote the song and was amazed at how many fireflies came out at dusk. I didn't really have to think about making a connection between insomnia and lighting bugs, it just sort of happened and the song basically wrote itself. It was a lot of fun.""
Ko1tz
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
France493 Posts
September 08 2011 21:07 GMT
#302
+ Show Spoiler +


This one obviously
mastergriggy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1312 Posts
September 08 2011 21:11 GMT
#303
Anything and everything soulja boy releases. One of his latest songs includes the line "fuck the fbi and fuck the troops."
Write your own song!
Vapaach
Profile Joined February 2011
Finland994 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 21:13:28
September 08 2011 21:13 GMT
#304
Black eyed peas - I gotta feeling

"Monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday, saturday, sunday"

Not even going to link it. It is so bad. Don't listen to it. Just remember: "Tonight's gonna be a good night."

If you never try you never know. Sase - Mana - TLO - WhiteRa - Naniwa - Sheth - HuK
UdderChaos
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United Kingdom707 Posts
September 08 2011 21:19 GMT
#305

+ Show Spoiler +
break a mirror, roll the dice
run with scissors through a chip pan fire fight
go into business with a grizzly bear
but just don’t sit down cause i’ve moved your chair


find a well known hardman and start a fight
wear your shell suit on bonfire night

fit them a circular hole with a peg that’s square
but just don’t sit down cause i moved your chair

(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)
(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)

bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes
kung-fu fighting on your rollerskates
do the macarena in the devil’s lair
but just don’t sit down cause i’ve moved your chair

(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)
(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)
(ohhhh yeah yeah yeah)




+ Show Spoiler +
just when things are getting complicated in the eye of the storm
she flicks a red-hot revelation off the tip of her tongue
it does a dozen somersaults and it leaves you supercharged
makes me wanna blow her candles out just to see if you glow in the dark
shalalala
shalalala
shalalala
shalalala
home sweet home, home sweet home, home sweet booby-trap
i took the batteries out my mysticism and put 'em in my thinking cap
she's got a telescopic hallelujah hanging up on the wall
for when it gets too complicated in the eye of the storm
shalalala
shalalala
shalalala
shalalala
oh...
and in a hellcat spangled cavern
when your judgement's on the run
and you're acting like a stranger
cause you thought it looked like fun
well did you ever get the feeling
did you think she set the fall
her steady hands may well have done the devil's pedicure
what you waiting for?
to sing another fuckin'
shalalala
shalalala
shalalala
shalalala


Can't decide if these songs are ridiculously pretentious or just plain retarded. Don't get me wrong i love the arctic monkeys but this latest album is just full of crap lyric wise.
Nunquam iens addo vos sursum
Percutio
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1672 Posts
September 08 2011 21:20 GMT
#306
The kajmaster presents:

What does it matter how I loose it?
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
September 08 2011 21:23 GMT
#307
[image loading]
[image loading]
Shand87
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada17 Posts
September 08 2011 21:32 GMT
#308
beats is good but the lyrics is ehhh




Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none about his or her own.
weareallclowns
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Denmark113 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-08 21:41:04
September 08 2011 21:32 GMT
#309
On September 08 2011 02:38 Holcan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2011 02:27 Alay wrote:
Anything by Slayer.

Geez, their lyrics are horrible compared to their music.

Deftones also have a high good music : shitty lyric ratio.


Oh my god. Please state an example. "Bored" is fucking awesome.
I was just browsing through this thread not really intending to post anything, but since I was forced by this guy to do so, I would direct peoples attention away from 30 Seconds to Mars' The Kill:
Come break me down
Bury me, bury me
I am finished with you
Look in my eyes
You're killing me, killing me
All I wanted was you

Compared to their debut, this is shite.
we are all co-authoring a gigantic Dostoevsky novel, starring clowns! - T. Levitch
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 08 2011 21:42 GMT
#310
Hey, don't bash on Bruno Mars's "Just the way you are"
Those lyrics were honestly not bad.
I can't think of anything dumb from that song.

....and I like his "Lazy" song.
haha
moo...for DRG
Eppa!
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden4641 Posts
September 08 2011 21:47 GMT
#311
On September 06 2011 12:54 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm-1xvWibt0

Doesn't take a genius to figure that 90% of the things she sings about in that video are NOT ironic at all. It's annoying. I kind of like the song as it throws me back to the 90s so it's got that nostalgia factor, but I can't listen to it without thinking "oh my god you fuckin stupid bitch!!!!!"

This song remind me of

+ Show Spoiler +


It's really a play on words. Its not ironic if its not the opposite of expected. The fact that is not ironic is ironic. Pretty retarded and clever at the same time.
"Can't wait till Monday" Cixah+Waveofshadow. "Needs to be monday. Weekend please go by quickly." Gahlo
KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
September 08 2011 21:51 GMT
#312
On September 09 2011 06:01 mustache wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2011 22:26 bobwhiz wrote:
On September 08 2011 21:07 toadyy wrote:
On September 08 2011 14:07 BruceLee6783 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

Don't call dumb lyrics when you don't understand the lyrics in the first place. Fireflies is a deep song


I like the song as much as the next guy, but I don't understand the lyrics.
Please explain the depth of crying swarms of fireflies?



i wouldnt say it's *deep*, since to me *deep* usually means it has a meaning that you cant explain and only other *deep* individuals can understand. however the lyrics to fireflies do have a meaning, the singer adam young is singing about his insomnia.
+ Show Spoiler +

"Adam Young told the story behind the song to AntiMusic: "It was 2AM and I was sitting on the floor in my parent's basement with a MicroKorg on my lap. I built this synthy legato, 'ping' sound routed through a lowpass filter and ran it through a bunch of guitar pedals. I come up with a little cascading part that wound up as the intro and verses of a song called 'Fireflies.'
I have insomnia and I've always had a tough time falling asleep for as long as I can remember. I wanted to sing about my inability to sleep in a whimsical way that portrayed the condition as lighthearted and almost more of a 'blessing' than a curse. It's ironic that when sleep and I cannot bring ourselves to meet is often when inspiration strikes hardest. I'd just been on vacation to Iowa the week before I wrote the song and was amazed at how many fireflies came out at dusk. I didn't really have to think about making a connection between insomnia and lighting bugs, it just sort of happened and the song basically wrote itself. It was a lot of fun.""


I don't think it is particularly deep, just really artful imagery.
MMA: U realise MMA: Most of my army EgIdra: fuck off MMA: Killed my orbital MMA: LOL MMA: just saying MMA: u werent loss
wrekkless
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada87 Posts
September 08 2011 21:56 GMT
#313


I doubt it's been posted so far, but if it has I apolagize for subjecting you to it.
Knowledge is power, so use that Observer!
BruceLee6783
Profile Joined March 2007
United States196 Posts
September 08 2011 22:00 GMT
#314
Honestly, it could have very deep meaningful lyrics, but it's just how I perceived it at first listen.

I thought to myself, "What is this, the rantings/ravings of an autistic 4 year old? Someone please turn this sissy crap off!"

That first impression just really stuck with me. I could write songs with meaningful lyrics without trying to sound like I'm going out of my way to sound like a sissy, so why can't he? Personal taste? How old is Adam Young?
You have enemies? Good. It means you stood up for something.
Arathore
Profile Joined January 2011
104 Posts
September 08 2011 22:05 GMT
#315


This next one isn't really a song but it kinda goes with the topic. I thought it was hilarious :D

Termit
Profile Joined December 2010
Sweden3466 Posts
September 08 2011 22:13 GMT
#316
"I wanna fuck a dog in the ass"

Blink182 ;D
( ̄。 ̄)~zzz ◕ ◡ ◕
JinDesu
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3990 Posts
September 08 2011 22:15 GMT
#317
On September 09 2011 06:01 mustache wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2011 22:26 bobwhiz wrote:
On September 08 2011 21:07 toadyy wrote:
On September 08 2011 14:07 BruceLee6783 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

Don't call dumb lyrics when you don't understand the lyrics in the first place. Fireflies is a deep song


I like the song as much as the next guy, but I don't understand the lyrics.
Please explain the depth of crying swarms of fireflies?



i wouldnt say it's *deep*, since to me *deep* usually means it has a meaning that you cant explain and only other *deep* individuals can understand. however the lyrics to fireflies do have a meaning, the singer adam young is singing about his insomnia.
+ Show Spoiler +

"Adam Young told the story behind the song to AntiMusic: "It was 2AM and I was sitting on the floor in my parent's basement with a MicroKorg on my lap. I built this synthy legato, 'ping' sound routed through a lowpass filter and ran it through a bunch of guitar pedals. I come up with a little cascading part that wound up as the intro and verses of a song called 'Fireflies.'
I have insomnia and I've always had a tough time falling asleep for as long as I can remember. I wanted to sing about my inability to sleep in a whimsical way that portrayed the condition as lighthearted and almost more of a 'blessing' than a curse. It's ironic that when sleep and I cannot bring ourselves to meet is often when inspiration strikes hardest. I'd just been on vacation to Iowa the week before I wrote the song and was amazed at how many fireflies came out at dusk. I didn't really have to think about making a connection between insomnia and lighting bugs, it just sort of happened and the song basically wrote itself. It was a lot of fun.""


"'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance

A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread"

Look, I understand the chorus may have something to do with insomnia, and the fireflies may have something to do insomnia, but...

...what? And why do the numbers of fireflies keep changing!?
Yargh
Supamang
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2298 Posts
September 08 2011 22:19 GMT
#318
On September 08 2011 21:07 toadyy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2011 14:07 BruceLee6783 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

Don't call dumb lyrics when you don't understand the lyrics in the first place. Fireflies is a deep song

lol no its not. its a shitty pop song that tries way to hard to be deep. it actually has very little depth. For example, the very first line:

"You would not believe your eyes if 10 million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep"
No I guess I wouldnt believe my eyes. Cool. Let me try to make deep lyrics too! "You would not believe your ears if 10 million little deers serenaded the world as I woke up." derp

The rest of the song pretty much follows the same line of thought. That is, "Wouldnt it be cool if *insert random improbably occurrence*? That was be aweseom!!" There is no deeper meaning. Its obvious they made the lyrics purposely vague and without direction to get people to think "wow thats so deep!"

Then theres the chorus:

"I like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly. Its hard to say but Id rather stay awake when Im asleep, cuz everything is never as it seems"

What makes it hard to say that he wants to stay awake? Why would inconsistency in the world make him want to stay awake? Why would the earth turning slowly have any significance at all for him? Its just a load of flowery, pseudo-metaphorical bullshit that has no meaning in and of itself. Rather, its just more vague wording to incite random dreamy thoughts in the listener and to hopefully get people to think that this song is actually deep

But wait, maybe I just dont understand it right? Since you understand it so well, please enlighten me as to why the lyrics are a load of bullshit
Ingebrigtsen
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Norway343 Posts
September 08 2011 22:26 GMT
#319
every song with the word party in it, they're usually not good at all
"These animals should be rewarded for not being people... I hate people"
SSykes
Profile Joined August 2010
5 Posts
September 08 2011 22:34 GMT
#320
thats the worst song ive ever heard lyricswise

Clbull
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United Kingdom1439 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-09 00:11:42
September 09 2011 00:07 GMT
#321
Prime example:



Lyrics from the chorus:

Every minute, every second, every hour of the day
i-Yi-Yi-Yi
Every hour of the day
i-Yi-Yi-Yi
Every time that I'm away
i-Yi-Yi
Missing you, missing you

Every moment, that is stolen, it can never be replaced
i-Yi-Yi-Yi
Even if it's for a day
i-Yi-Yi-Yi
I'ma text you up to say
i-Yi-Yi
Missing you, missing you.

I've only ever seen lyrics that bad on Justin Bieber songs, and Cody Simpson is pretty much Australia's attempt at creating a clone of him.
forgotten0ne
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States951 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-09 00:15:07
September 09 2011 00:14 GMT
#322
"Well it’s obvious that these Terran gamers are just extremely gifted when it comes to RTS games" -Ret, in regards to the first months of SC2
iGX
Profile Joined June 2010
Australia414 Posts
September 09 2011 00:15 GMT
#323
Glad to see that there are TL'ers that have similar thoughts as me on stupid lyrics.

Honestly the garbage that passes off as musical talents these days is uncanny.

Kesha and Rebecca Black is like the epitome of stupid lyrics.

I'll cut Rebecca some slack cos she's young and that her collaborators and producers are morons but Kesha is just a dumbass.

I had a lot of respect for Bruno Mars until The Lazy Song. Stupidest lyrics from such a talented artist.
When your bases are ashes...then you have my permission to "GG".
NeXiLe
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada262 Posts
September 09 2011 00:18 GMT
#324


Now maybe I'm missing some hidden meaning to this but I'm mostly convinced they're just dumb lyrics.

"And every time you hear the rolling thunder
You turn and run before the lightning strikes
And does it ever make you stop and wonder
If all your good times pass you by"

Since when do you hear thunder before you see lightning?
TALegion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1187 Posts
September 09 2011 00:23 GMT
#325
[B]

"And every time you hear the rolling thunder
You turn and run before the lightning strikes
And does it ever make you stop and wonder
If all your good times pass you by"

Since when do you hear thunder before you see lightning?

Those sound deep, but I cannot understand what they could mean beyond what it is obvious presented. And the obvious presentation is retarded, by the looks of it.
A person willing to die for a cause is a hero. A person willing to kill for a cause is a madman
CheeseMeNot
Profile Joined July 2011
80 Posts
September 09 2011 01:17 GMT
#326
On September 09 2011 09:18 NeXiLe wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37__tQesKm8

Now maybe I'm missing some hidden meaning to this but I'm mostly convinced they're just dumb lyrics.

"And every time you hear the rolling thunder
You turn and run before the lightning strikes
And does it ever make you stop and wonder
If all your good times pass you by"

Since when do you hear thunder before you see lightning?


Since always. By far the most common scenario is that you hear thunder long before you see lightning, either because you don't have a direct line of sight or because you're simply not looking. I can't remember many times where I've actually seen the lightning before the thunder. If I'm outside and hear thunder, I'd probably turn and run (or walk away) before the thunderstorm is over me and I risk getting lightning in my face. But that's just me, maybe you have great eye sight.
Luepert
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1933 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-09 01:23:29
September 09 2011 01:22 GMT
#327
love this thread, as a techno fan, i rarely listen to songs with any lyrics unless they are REALLY profound, funny or clever. I pretty much think words ruin most songs. Idk I guess I'm just weird.
esports
CheeseMeNot
Profile Joined July 2011
80 Posts
September 09 2011 01:39 GMT
#328
On September 09 2011 07:19 Supamang wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2011 21:07 toadyy wrote:
On September 08 2011 14:07 BruceLee6783 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

Don't call dumb lyrics when you don't understand the lyrics in the first place. Fireflies is a deep song

lol no its not. its a shitty pop song that tries way to hard to be deep. it actually has very little depth. For example, the very first line:

"You would not believe your eyes if 10 million fireflies lit up the world as I fell asleep"
No I guess I wouldnt believe my eyes. Cool. Let me try to make deep lyrics too! "You would not believe your ears if 10 million little deers serenaded the world as I woke up." derp

The rest of the song pretty much follows the same line of thought. That is, "Wouldnt it be cool if *insert random improbably occurrence*? That was be aweseom!!" There is no deeper meaning. Its obvious they made the lyrics purposely vague and without direction to get people to think "wow thats so deep!"

Then theres the chorus:

"I like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly. Its hard to say but Id rather stay awake when Im asleep, cuz everything is never as it seems"

What makes it hard to say that he wants to stay awake? Why would inconsistency in the world make him want to stay awake? Why would the earth turning slowly have any significance at all for him? Its just a load of flowery, pseudo-metaphorical bullshit that has no meaning in and of itself. Rather, its just more vague wording to incite random dreamy thoughts in the listener and to hopefully get people to think that this song is actually deep

But wait, maybe I just dont understand it right? Since you understand it so well, please enlighten me as to why the lyrics are a load of bullshit


I never really understood the "you" character that is only there in the beginning. So I can see the fireflies as he goes to sleep? How does that make him an insomniac? The "you" character disappear after that. Also, discoballs usually hang "just" by a thread.
zgl
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1055 Posts
September 09 2011 01:47 GMT
#329
"Gap'd teeth in your mouth. So my dick's got to fit!"
- "Dre Day" Dr Dre doing it wrong.
flopflop
Profile Joined October 2010
45 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-09 02:26:40
September 09 2011 02:26 GMT
#330
LETS GET A BOWL! BOWL! BOWL!
zgl
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States1055 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-09 02:36:17
September 09 2011 02:30 GMT
#331
Also:
"Bitches suck my dick because I look like JK Rowling"
- "Wonton Soup" Lil B

In another song
“Hoes on my dick 'cause I look like Matlock.”
DisneylandSC
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands435 Posts
September 09 2011 11:43 GMT
#332
On September 06 2011 09:55 Yung wrote:
Every rap song ever?


Really?



[Jay-Z's verse]
Tears on the mauseoleum floor
Blood stains the coliseum doors
Lies on the lips of a priest
Thanksgiving disguised as a feast
Rollin’ in the Rolls-Royce Corniche
Only the doctors got this, I’m hidin’ from police
Cocaine seats
All white like I got the whole thing bleached
Drug dealer chic
I’m wonderin’ if a thug’s prayers reach
Is Pious pious cause God loves pious?
Socrates asks, “Whose bias do y’all seek?”
All for Plato, screech
I’m out here ballin’, I know ya’ll hear my sneaks
Jesus was a carpenter, Yeezy, laid beats
Hova flow the Holy Ghost, get the hell up out your seats
Preach

That's pretty strong IMHO. Ofcourse you have to put in a bit of effort, much like with poetry. If you take everything literal like a manual transcript then it is completely incoherent.

As for dumb lyrics, this song never made sense to me.



First of all having sex on the beach is a really bad idea, sand everywhere. Second, the whole notion that you should make a song about wanting to have sex on the beach is baffling. Third, why does she sing 'come on theres a party' afterwards? Shouldn't you be looking for a private place if u want to have sex on the beach?
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 09 2011 12:12 GMT
#333
On September 09 2011 07:34 SSykes wrote:
thats the worst song ive ever heard lyricswise

http://youtu.be/S431bmMVUJw?hd=1


My mouth was agape the entire time listening to that song....
wtf indeed...
moo...for DRG
TheRidd
Profile Joined January 2011
713 Posts
September 09 2011 13:53 GMT
#334


BAM!
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44317 Posts
September 09 2011 14:00 GMT
#335
On September 09 2011 10:17 CheeseMeNot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2011 09:18 NeXiLe wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37__tQesKm8

Now maybe I'm missing some hidden meaning to this but I'm mostly convinced they're just dumb lyrics.

"And every time you hear the rolling thunder
You turn and run before the lightning strikes
And does it ever make you stop and wonder
If all your good times pass you by"

Since when do you hear thunder before you see lightning?


Since always. By far the most common scenario is that you hear thunder long before you see lightning, either because you don't have a direct line of sight or because you're simply not looking. I can't remember many times where I've actually seen the lightning before the thunder. If I'm outside and hear thunder, I'd probably turn and run (or walk away) before the thunderstorm is over me and I risk getting lightning in my face. But that's just me, maybe you have great eye sight.


Actually it's the case that you're supposed to see the lightning before you hear the thunder, because light travels faster than sound.
And there's some sort of colloquial formula (I don't know how accurate it is) where you count the seconds after you see the lightning, until you hear the thunder, and it's supposed to correlate to how far away the central part of the storm is.

So I agree; the lyrics are backwards.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
JinDesu
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3990 Posts
September 09 2011 14:03 GMT
#336
On September 09 2011 22:53 TheRidd wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU&feature=related

BAM!


I'm sorry, but this song is amazing.
Yargh
zipz0p
Profile Joined February 2010
United States123 Posts
September 09 2011 14:20 GMT
#337
On September 09 2011 05:55 NEOtheONE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2011 04:39 TheBrofessor wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjhCEhWiKXk&ob=av3e




I kind of hate myself for even having to go onto the video to get the link.


You sir made me sad. This song is all about helping to restore the self-image of our girlfriends. It's nowhere near as bad as the level of the sad excuse for lyrics brought up by the majority of the previous posters.

Yeah, this song is actually fairly good, if heavily overplayed on the radio.
u gotta skate
parad0x
Profile Joined September 2008
United States52 Posts
September 09 2011 15:03 GMT
#338
What a good way to start the morning by stumbling on this thread. I believe it should be unanimous that Friday - Rebecca Black should be on here.

Anyway, just my contribution. NSFW, and/or NSFH(omophobics).

+ Show Spoiler +
lorkac
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2297 Posts
September 09 2011 18:30 GMT
#339
Disliking a song =/= bad song lyrics

Lyrics following a writing trope specific to a genre you don't like =/= bad song lyrics

You not understanding why a lyric is good =/= bad song lyrics

Lyrics not following a convention you follow =/= bad song lyrics

This thread is full of fail
By the truth we are undone. Life is a dream. Tis waking that kills us. He who robs us of our dreams robs us of our life --Orlando: A Biography
inamorato
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States263 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-09 18:35:08
September 09 2011 18:34 GMT
#340


Not to say its not good, but the lyrics are absurd.
You're one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan Designed and directed by his red right hand
crown77
Profile Joined February 2011
United States157 Posts
September 09 2011 18:37 GMT
#341
"take the temperature of the sun multiply by its heat.. this is why im hot"

-the band MIMS' song This is Why I'm Hot
oDieN[Siege]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States2904 Posts
September 09 2011 18:42 GMT
#342
말크 : ^_^~ NeO)GabuAt, vGODieN
Le BucheRON
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada619 Posts
September 09 2011 18:43 GMT
#343
Really, any rap song fits the bill here. We get it. You're a dangerous criminal with a lot of money and women. Can you shut up now?
Guess who`s special?!
Truedot
Profile Joined August 2011
444 Posts
September 09 2011 18:43 GMT
#344
On September 06 2011 08:31 MozzarellaL wrote:
Try this one out for size:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFcfbUq2Jjg

or this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bs5LFlbVn8


man you just don't know art and good music.

you want some garbage, try this:

I used to spend my time not caring about people's language in chat. Until I got hit by blizz. Now I spend my time instigating people to verbal abusive levels, so I can ban them in turn. The circle of life.
CheeseMeNot
Profile Joined July 2011
80 Posts
September 10 2011 04:36 GMT
#345
On September 09 2011 23:00 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2011 10:17 CheeseMeNot wrote:
On September 09 2011 09:18 NeXiLe wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37__tQesKm8

Now maybe I'm missing some hidden meaning to this but I'm mostly convinced they're just dumb lyrics.

"And every time you hear the rolling thunder
You turn and run before the lightning strikes
And does it ever make you stop and wonder
If all your good times pass you by"

Since when do you hear thunder before you see lightning?


Since always. By far the most common scenario is that you hear thunder long before you see lightning, either because you don't have a direct line of sight or because you're simply not looking. I can't remember many times where I've actually seen the lightning before the thunder. If I'm outside and hear thunder, I'd probably turn and run (or walk away) before the thunderstorm is over me and I risk getting lightning in my face. But that's just me, maybe you have great eye sight.


Actually it's the case that you're supposed to see the lightning before you hear the thunder, because light travels faster than sound.
And there's some sort of colloquial formula (I don't know how accurate it is) where you count the seconds after you see the lightning, until you hear the thunder, and it's supposed to correlate to how far away the central part of the storm is.

So I agree; the lyrics are backwards.


Way to not read a word I wrote. No one was talking about a single lightning strike. I think everyone knows light travels faster than sound...

Also, it's 3 seconds per km.
hipsterHobbit
Profile Joined September 2011
United States218 Posts
September 10 2011 04:57 GMT
#346


While the lyrics are stupid the song is pure genius.
Supamang
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2298 Posts
September 10 2011 05:13 GMT
#347
On September 10 2011 03:30 lorkac wrote:
Disliking a song =/= bad song lyrics

Lyrics following a writing trope specific to a genre you don't like =/= bad song lyrics

You not understanding why a lyric is good =/= bad song lyrics

Lyrics not following a convention you follow =/= bad song lyrics

This thread is full of fail

"Bad" is completely subjective, you cant make other people see the same way you do.

Ironically, by making this post youre completely guilty of exactly what you are blaming these people for, that is not considering other points of view.
shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
September 10 2011 05:17 GMT
#348
On September 10 2011 03:43 Le BucheRON wrote:
Really, any rap song fits the bill here. We get it. You're a dangerous criminal with a lot of money and women. Can you shut up now?


lol okay

i guess all sc players are nerds and all sports stars are retarded jocks as well
cHaNg-sTa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1058 Posts
September 10 2011 05:18 GMT
#349
On September 09 2011 06:01 mustache wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 08 2011 22:26 bobwhiz wrote:
On September 08 2011 21:07 toadyy wrote:
On September 08 2011 14:07 BruceLee6783 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

Don't call dumb lyrics when you don't understand the lyrics in the first place. Fireflies is a deep song


I like the song as much as the next guy, but I don't understand the lyrics.
Please explain the depth of crying swarms of fireflies?



i wouldnt say it's *deep*, since to me *deep* usually means it has a meaning that you cant explain and only other *deep* individuals can understand. however the lyrics to fireflies do have a meaning, the singer adam young is singing about his insomnia.
+ Show Spoiler +

"Adam Young told the story behind the song to AntiMusic: "It was 2AM and I was sitting on the floor in my parent's basement with a MicroKorg on my lap. I built this synthy legato, 'ping' sound routed through a lowpass filter and ran it through a bunch of guitar pedals. I come up with a little cascading part that wound up as the intro and verses of a song called 'Fireflies.'
I have insomnia and I've always had a tough time falling asleep for as long as I can remember. I wanted to sing about my inability to sleep in a whimsical way that portrayed the condition as lighthearted and almost more of a 'blessing' than a curse. It's ironic that when sleep and I cannot bring ourselves to meet is often when inspiration strikes hardest. I'd just been on vacation to Iowa the week before I wrote the song and was amazed at how many fireflies came out at dusk. I didn't really have to think about making a connection between insomnia and lighting bugs, it just sort of happened and the song basically wrote itself. It was a lot of fun.""


So.. he has insomnia and a bunch of fireflies appears and writes a song about it.. That equals "deep"? How is this any different from all the artists writing lyrics while they're high. The lyrics came out pretty damn dumb if you ask anyone. It may have a "deep" meaning to him, but it's really just a bunch of gibberish in the end. The music is pretty catchy, I'll give it that.
Jaedong <3 HOOK'EM HORNS!
lorkac
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2297 Posts
September 10 2011 05:43 GMT
#350
On September 10 2011 14:13 Supamang wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2011 03:30 lorkac wrote:
Disliking a song =/= bad song lyrics

Lyrics following a writing trope specific to a genre you don't like =/= bad song lyrics

You not understanding why a lyric is good =/= bad song lyrics

Lyrics not following a convention you follow =/= bad song lyrics

This thread is full of fail

"Bad" is completely subjective, you cant make other people see the same way you do.

Ironically, by making this post youre completely guilty of exactly what you are blaming these people for, that is not considering other points of view.


It has nothing to do with points of view.

When you're talking about determining qualitative values to objects, anecdotal evidence proves nothing. It's possible to prove that something is sub-par when it is compared to either a specific standard or a proxy of said standard. At that point, the "goodness" and "badness" is determined not by subjective opinion but is instead a scale of how close one object is similar to another.

By the truth we are undone. Life is a dream. Tis waking that kills us. He who robs us of our dreams robs us of our life --Orlando: A Biography
lorkac
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2297 Posts
September 10 2011 05:47 GMT
#351
On September 10 2011 14:18 cHaNg-sTa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 09 2011 06:01 mustache wrote:
On September 08 2011 22:26 bobwhiz wrote:
On September 08 2011 21:07 toadyy wrote:
On September 08 2011 14:07 BruceLee6783 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

Don't call dumb lyrics when you don't understand the lyrics in the first place. Fireflies is a deep song


I like the song as much as the next guy, but I don't understand the lyrics.
Please explain the depth of crying swarms of fireflies?



i wouldnt say it's *deep*, since to me *deep* usually means it has a meaning that you cant explain and only other *deep* individuals can understand. however the lyrics to fireflies do have a meaning, the singer adam young is singing about his insomnia.
+ Show Spoiler +

"Adam Young told the story behind the song to AntiMusic: "It was 2AM and I was sitting on the floor in my parent's basement with a MicroKorg on my lap. I built this synthy legato, 'ping' sound routed through a lowpass filter and ran it through a bunch of guitar pedals. I come up with a little cascading part that wound up as the intro and verses of a song called 'Fireflies.'
I have insomnia and I've always had a tough time falling asleep for as long as I can remember. I wanted to sing about my inability to sleep in a whimsical way that portrayed the condition as lighthearted and almost more of a 'blessing' than a curse. It's ironic that when sleep and I cannot bring ourselves to meet is often when inspiration strikes hardest. I'd just been on vacation to Iowa the week before I wrote the song and was amazed at how many fireflies came out at dusk. I didn't really have to think about making a connection between insomnia and lighting bugs, it just sort of happened and the song basically wrote itself. It was a lot of fun.""


So.. he has insomnia and a bunch of fireflies appears and writes a song about it.. That equals "deep"? How is this any different from all the artists writing lyrics while they're high. The lyrics came out pretty damn dumb if you ask anyone. It may have a "deep" meaning to him, but it's really just a bunch of gibberish in the end. The music is pretty catchy, I'll give it that.


It's the abstraction of normally coherent objects in order to describe an incoherent experience. It is inherently inconsistent and inherently fragmented to performatively reflect the subject it is discussing. It's both a description and a recreation of a subjective experience--that's what makes it supposedly "deep."

Personally I think the wonderful thing about the lyrics is not the content of the words but the phonetic experience one has in the both the rhythm and the rhyme scheme of the song. But that's just me.
By the truth we are undone. Life is a dream. Tis waking that kills us. He who robs us of our dreams robs us of our life --Orlando: A Biography
Truedot
Profile Joined August 2011
444 Posts
September 10 2011 06:00 GMT
#352
On September 10 2011 14:47 lorkac wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2011 14:18 cHaNg-sTa wrote:
On September 09 2011 06:01 mustache wrote:
On September 08 2011 22:26 bobwhiz wrote:
On September 08 2011 21:07 toadyy wrote:
On September 08 2011 14:07 BruceLee6783 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

Don't call dumb lyrics when you don't understand the lyrics in the first place. Fireflies is a deep song


I like the song as much as the next guy, but I don't understand the lyrics.
Please explain the depth of crying swarms of fireflies?



i wouldnt say it's *deep*, since to me *deep* usually means it has a meaning that you cant explain and only other *deep* individuals can understand. however the lyrics to fireflies do have a meaning, the singer adam young is singing about his insomnia.
+ Show Spoiler +

"Adam Young told the story behind the song to AntiMusic: "It was 2AM and I was sitting on the floor in my parent's basement with a MicroKorg on my lap. I built this synthy legato, 'ping' sound routed through a lowpass filter and ran it through a bunch of guitar pedals. I come up with a little cascading part that wound up as the intro and verses of a song called 'Fireflies.'
I have insomnia and I've always had a tough time falling asleep for as long as I can remember. I wanted to sing about my inability to sleep in a whimsical way that portrayed the condition as lighthearted and almost more of a 'blessing' than a curse. It's ironic that when sleep and I cannot bring ourselves to meet is often when inspiration strikes hardest. I'd just been on vacation to Iowa the week before I wrote the song and was amazed at how many fireflies came out at dusk. I didn't really have to think about making a connection between insomnia and lighting bugs, it just sort of happened and the song basically wrote itself. It was a lot of fun.""


So.. he has insomnia and a bunch of fireflies appears and writes a song about it.. That equals "deep"? How is this any different from all the artists writing lyrics while they're high. The lyrics came out pretty damn dumb if you ask anyone. It may have a "deep" meaning to him, but it's really just a bunch of gibberish in the end. The music is pretty catchy, I'll give it that.


It's the abstraction of normally coherent objects in order to describe an incoherent experience. It is inherently inconsistent and inherently fragmented to performatively reflect the subject it is discussing. It's both a description and a recreation of a subjective experience--that's what makes it supposedly "deep."

Personally I think the wonderful thing about the lyrics is not the content of the words but the phonetic experience one has in the both the rhythm and the rhyme scheme of the song. But that's just me.


so in other words, some people consider the lyrics bad because they are true to life, instead of being neat and orderly like preprogrammed essay.
I used to spend my time not caring about people's language in chat. Until I got hit by blizz. Now I spend my time instigating people to verbal abusive levels, so I can ban them in turn. The circle of life.
Supamang
Profile Joined June 2010
United States2298 Posts
September 10 2011 08:36 GMT
#353
On September 10 2011 14:43 lorkac wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2011 14:13 Supamang wrote:
On September 10 2011 03:30 lorkac wrote:
Disliking a song =/= bad song lyrics

Lyrics following a writing trope specific to a genre you don't like =/= bad song lyrics

You not understanding why a lyric is good =/= bad song lyrics

Lyrics not following a convention you follow =/= bad song lyrics

This thread is full of fail

"Bad" is completely subjective, you cant make other people see the same way you do.

Ironically, by making this post youre completely guilty of exactly what you are blaming these people for, that is not considering other points of view.


It has nothing to do with points of view.

When you're talking about determining qualitative values to objects, anecdotal evidence proves nothing. It's possible to prove that something is sub-par when it is compared to either a specific standard or a proxy of said standard. At that point, the "goodness" and "badness" is determined not by subjective opinion but is instead a scale of how close one object is similar to another.


Uhhh, you should clarify that because it sounds like youre saying music should be manufactured to be as similar to each other as possible within each genre.

Last time I checked, music, as with any art form, is about being the opposite of manufactured. Its about expressing yourself in your own way, not by some preset standard.

Unless, of course, youre talking about mainstream music. Then I would agree with you about having specific and measurable standards for music genres. Of course in that case it would be easier to measure which songs are "good" by using record sales as a standard.
Twoinches
Profile Joined April 2010
United States131 Posts
September 10 2011 12:15 GMT
#354
for the record nikki minaj - Super bass, is awesome. its supposed to be silly.

BUT THIS


To school for cool....fuck you pink. you were doing so good. and then this giant blemish.
Paris hilton Is my Lord and Savior
hoganftw
Profile Joined September 2010
United States32 Posts
September 10 2011 12:26 GMT
#355
I do not get the concept of Yellow Submarines or I am Walrus. Or any Beatles song.
Twoinches
Profile Joined April 2010
United States131 Posts
September 10 2011 12:31 GMT
#356
On September 10 2011 21:26 hoganftw wrote:
I do not get the concept of Yellow Submarines or I am Walrus. Or any Beatles song.


the concept is Lsd and lots of it. great songs though.
Paris hilton Is my Lord and Savior
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
September 10 2011 12:42 GMT
#357
On September 10 2011 03:43 Le BucheRON wrote:
Really, any rap song fits the bill here. We get it. You're a dangerous criminal with a lot of money and women. Can you shut up now?


Agreed. Only exempt rapper is eminem IMO. Guy sings about shit thats meaningful, as opposed to all the other retarded rap shit thats out there. Oh, and he sings actual words. Not half/quater words really fast so no-one understands shit, but thats more london eh, i dunno what the official "term" was for it, but its like underground crap.
Useless wet fish.
DisneylandSC
Profile Joined November 2010
Netherlands435 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-10 15:40:47
September 10 2011 15:31 GMT
#358


[image loading]

On September 10 2011 21:42 Capped wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2011 03:43 Le BucheRON wrote:
Really, any rap song fits the bill here. We get it. You're a dangerous criminal with a lot of money and women. Can you shut up now?


Agreed. Only exempt rapper is eminem IMO. Guy sings about shit thats meaningful, as opposed to all the other retarded rap shit thats out there. Oh, and he sings actual words. Not half/quater words really fast so no-one understands shit, but thats more london eh, i dunno what the official "term" was for it, but its like underground crap.


Mallidon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Scotland557 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-10 18:58:51
September 10 2011 18:58 GMT
#359
+ Show Spoiler +
On September 06 2011 08:31 MozzarellaL wrote:
Try this one out for size:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFcfbUq2Jjg

or this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Bs5LFlbVn8


Aww I actually thought these were so bad, they were almost good :o

Bleh.
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-11 04:01:11
September 11 2011 03:37 GMT
#360
Controversial post here.

I personally think the lyrics to John Lennon's "Imagine" are pretty poorly written on a philosophical level. The tune is awesome, and the delivery of the message is great, but the message itself is self-defeating, cliche and a tad bit self-righteous too.


I also think U2 has some tooth-grindingly bad lyrics.

However, whenever you touch the Beatles or U2 it's like you've insulted the great white gods whose wrath must be appeased and people jump all over you. Seriously. Try criticizing U2 in public, for anything, especially for being an "okay rock band with only one or two songs I like"... and people will pull out the shotguns.


ALSO!!-

"It kills me not to know this but I've already forgotten what the color of her eyes were"


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
Westy
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
England808 Posts
September 11 2011 05:57 GMT
#361
I get annoyed listening to Bruno Mars - Grenade

Some of the things he says he will do just don't make any logical sense, when they could with only an ounce of thought put into them.
CheeseMeNot
Profile Joined July 2011
80 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-11 05:59:54
September 11 2011 05:59 GMT
#362
On September 11 2011 12:37 bobwhiz wrote:
Controversial post here.

I personally think the lyrics to John Lennon's "Imagine" are pretty poorly written on a philosophical level. The tune is awesome, and the delivery of the message is great, but the message itself is self-defeating, cliche and a tad bit self-righteous too.


Agreed. The kind of world he strives for in that song is something that would plunge the world into darkness. I guess it's okay if you admit you want to kill the majority of the people on earth, including future generations, so you can live like an animal, but that's not usually the way hippies present their views. It's also ludicrious to suggest there will be no hunger just so long as we don't have any possessions.

I'm also annoyed by some of the grammatical errors like "there's no countries" and "no religion too".

That said, it's a fairly good song.

I also think U2 has some tooth-grindingly bad lyrics.


Also agreed. Not to mention Michael Jackson...
lorkac
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States2297 Posts
September 11 2011 06:18 GMT
#363
On September 10 2011 17:36 Supamang wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2011 14:43 lorkac wrote:
On September 10 2011 14:13 Supamang wrote:
On September 10 2011 03:30 lorkac wrote:
Disliking a song =/= bad song lyrics

Lyrics following a writing trope specific to a genre you don't like =/= bad song lyrics

You not understanding why a lyric is good =/= bad song lyrics

Lyrics not following a convention you follow =/= bad song lyrics

This thread is full of fail

"Bad" is completely subjective, you cant make other people see the same way you do.

Ironically, by making this post youre completely guilty of exactly what you are blaming these people for, that is not considering other points of view.


It has nothing to do with points of view.

When you're talking about determining qualitative values to objects, anecdotal evidence proves nothing. It's possible to prove that something is sub-par when it is compared to either a specific standard or a proxy of said standard. At that point, the "goodness" and "badness" is determined not by subjective opinion but is instead a scale of how close one object is similar to another.


Uhhh, you should clarify that because it sounds like youre saying music should be manufactured to be as similar to each other as possible within each genre.

Last time I checked, music, as with any art form, is about being the opposite of manufactured. Its about expressing yourself in your own way, not by some preset standard.

Unless, of course, youre talking about mainstream music. Then I would agree with you about having specific and measurable standards for music genres. Of course in that case it would be easier to measure which songs are "good" by using record sales as a standard.


I said nothing of the sort.

Any and all songs are valid. Thinking they are pleasant or not, is purely subjective.

Being able to dictate why you think something is bad or not (as opposed to simply attempting to dictate that your opinion is true) requires observable evidence.

For example.

I like cake... because they are sweet. I like eating sweet things, amongst those sweet things is cake, so I like cake.

As opposed to...

I like cake, cause it's awesome. If you don't think so, you're obviously stupid.

Do you see the difference?
By the truth we are undone. Life is a dream. Tis waking that kills us. He who robs us of our dreams robs us of our life --Orlando: A Biography
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 11 2011 07:24 GMT
#364
On September 11 2011 00:31 DisneylandSC wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEtFNUZQekc



WTF was that shit?!
lol
That song has just beaten Rebecca Black's Friday as the worst song in existence...
>_<
Goddamn stupid rich people.
Evolution, you have failed us so..
moo...for DRG
oDieN[Siege]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States2904 Posts
September 11 2011 16:05 GMT
#365
On September 10 2011 21:15 Twoinches wrote:
for the record nikki minaj - Super bass, is awesome. its supposed to be silly.

BUT THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjVNlG5cZyQ

To school for cool....fuck you pink. you were doing so good. and then this giant blemish.

Haha you too?! When I heard this on the radio.. I was like "wtf?! Too school for cool?" That's just idiotic.
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InsigmaTheory
Profile Joined November 2010
United States47 Posts
September 11 2011 17:07 GMT
#366
On September 11 2011 12:37 bobwhiz wrote:
Controversial post here.

I personally think the lyrics to John Lennon's "Imagine" are pretty poorly written on a philosophical level. The tune is awesome, and the delivery of the message is great, but the message itself is self-defeating, cliche and a tad bit self-righteous too.


I also think U2 has some tooth-grindingly bad lyrics.

However, whenever you touch the Beatles or U2 it's like you've insulted the great white gods whose wrath must be appeased and people jump all over you. Seriously. Try criticizing U2 in public, for anything, especially for being an "okay rock band with only one or two songs I like"... and people will pull out the shotguns.


ALSO!!-

"It kills me not to know this but I've already forgotten what the color of her eyes were"


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



You've got the lyrics wrong to Savior.

"It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten
What the color of her eyes were and her scars or how she got them"

Which dramatically changes it and is strikingly different. It doesn't have to be deep, or intricate, or complicated, or even simple for that matter. Lyrics like this are just so raw, and relative, it hits in a way that captivates.

Love, and for this matter conflict isn't an easy thing to describe. Sometimes it's simple, but very often relationships are crazy amounts of.... Well... Ridiculous situations and miscommunications.
Jarvs
Profile Joined December 2009
Australia639 Posts
September 11 2011 17:31 GMT
#367
On September 11 2011 14:57 Westy wrote:
I get annoyed listening to Bruno Mars - Grenade

Some of the things he says he will do just don't make any logical sense, when they could with only an ounce of thought put into them.


I can't stand his lyrics at all. I Think I Want to Marry You has the lyrical genius of "don't say no, no, no, no, no. Just say yes, yes, yes, yes, yes". Had to turn off my radio. Surely he could have spent 5mins longer to think up something better.
redviper
Profile Joined May 2010
Pakistan2333 Posts
September 11 2011 17:38 GMT
#368
On September 12 2011 01:05 ODieN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2011 21:15 Twoinches wrote:
for the record nikki minaj - Super bass, is awesome. its supposed to be silly.

BUT THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjVNlG5cZyQ

To school for cool....fuck you pink. you were doing so good. and then this giant blemish.

Haha you too?! When I heard this on the radio.. I was like "wtf?! Too school for cool?" That's just idiotic.


I think the point is to inverse the "too cool for school" line. Actually makes the point nicely I thought.
JinDesu
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3990 Posts
September 11 2011 17:42 GMT
#369
On September 12 2011 01:05 ODieN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2011 21:15 Twoinches wrote:
for the record nikki minaj - Super bass, is awesome. its supposed to be silly.

BUT THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjVNlG5cZyQ

To school for cool....fuck you pink. you were doing so good. and then this giant blemish.

Haha you too?! When I heard this on the radio.. I was like "wtf?! Too school for cool?" That's just idiotic.


She's drunk. Therefore, too school for cool. Come on, at least try to put it in the context of the damn song...
Yargh
EternalSC
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden313 Posts
September 11 2011 17:52 GMT
#370
Everything Eminem has ever done.
SHIT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
ampson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2355 Posts
September 11 2011 18:02 GMT
#371
On September 12 2011 02:52 EternalSC wrote:
Everything Eminem has ever done.


Actually, Eminem has some really fucking brilliant lyrics. Where do you get the idea that they are stupid from?
OrchidThief
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark2298 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-11 18:04:22
September 11 2011 18:03 GMT
#372
On September 11 2011 12:37 bobwhiz wrote:


I also think U2 has some tooth-grindingly bad lyrics.




Heh, reminded me of Maddox' take on the 11 worst songs of 2004.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=11worst

Especially like this bit:

>>Anyway, back to Vertigo: this song sucks so much because of the unique tag-team trio of shitty music, the forced chic of iPod ads, and its stupid fan base. I looked around on some U2 message boards to see what the fans were saying about this song and its turgid lyrics, here's what fan member "Bob" has to say:

Vertigo actually has some seriously heavy lyric - but I bet most of mainstream radio listeners will never know what they mean - I love that! It makes me feel priviledged [sic] to know what the man has to say - there are so many invaluable messages in their albums, certainly this one will be another thought provoking and life influencing scripture.

Here's a sample of the "seriously heavy lyrics" in Vertigo:

WoooAoo! WoooAoo! WoooAoo! WoooAoo!

And who could forget this poignant verse:

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Yeah, real heavy lyrics, dipshit. When Bono's not mumbling like an idiot, he's trying to be emotional by flailing his arms in the air like he's so overcome that he can't help but bellow out a limp-dick line like "I can feeeeEEEEEEeeeeeel." Pussy.<<
Reven2
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden13 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-11 19:18:45
September 11 2011 19:14 GMT
#373
Group Sex song

from swedens answer to american idol
Aim Here
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Scotland672 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-11 19:27:14
September 11 2011 19:22 GMT
#374
The lyric that grates on me most is from the Police, Synchronicity, and it's only one line that annoys me:

Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race


And what annoys me is that lemmings aren't packed into shiny metal boxes. That's SARDINES! SARDINES, dammit! Lemmings are apocryphally suicidal Northern European rodents. Sardines are little fish that get packed into shiny metal boxes, sometimes with brine, sometimes with oil, and sometimes with tasty, tasty, tomato sauce. Lemmings roam free in the wild. They don't get farmed. They don't get eaten. They don't get packed into boxes. Have you ever gone to the supermarket and found a tinned lemming? Me neither. That's becaues nobody eats lemming. They don't eat lemming in restaurants, they don't eat lemming from fish n' lemming takeaways, they don't eat lemming pie, and they definitively, 100%, do not ever, eat tinned lemming. Nobody has a pet lemming either, and even if they did, nobody would get their pet lemming packed in a shiny metal box, because it would suffocate. There is just no cause, whatsoever, to pack a lemming into a metal box.

The analogy makes no sense. Cameras can come in metal boxes. Radioactive isotopes are transported in metal boxes. Military ordnance sometimes is best sold in metal boxes. I've even bought albums that came in metal boxes. But I have never seen, heard of, or even contemplated the existence of, lemmings packed in metal boxes. It makes no sense? What sort of world packs lemmings into metal boxes?

Why, Sting. Why?

Edit:

Here's the youtube clip, so you can see just what sort of band packs freaking lemmings into metal boxes!




Falco252
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
France197 Posts
September 11 2011 19:26 GMT
#375
On September 06 2011 08:18 WniO wrote:
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts6CKH7Tovs

such a bad song



Yeah, I like 3DG and I feel like Pain is one of the worst
KaluGOSU
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States171 Posts
September 11 2011 19:29 GMT
#376
LOLOL this funny
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latover
Profile Joined March 2011
United States2 Posts
September 12 2011 01:47 GMT
#377
On September 12 2011 04:22 Aim Here wrote:
The lyric that grates on me most is from the Police, Synchronicity, and it's only one line that annoys me:

Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race


And what annoys me is that lemmings aren't packed into shiny metal boxes. That's SARDINES! SARDINES, dammit! Lemmings are apocryphally suicidal Northern European rodents. Sardines are little fish that get packed into shiny metal boxes, sometimes with brine, sometimes with oil, and sometimes with tasty, tasty, tomato sauce. Lemmings roam free in the wild. They don't get farmed. They don't get eaten. They don't get packed into boxes. Have you ever gone to the supermarket and found a tinned lemming? Me neither. That's becaues nobody eats lemming. They don't eat lemming in restaurants, they don't eat lemming from fish n' lemming takeaways, they don't eat lemming pie, and they definitively, 100%, do not ever, eat tinned lemming. Nobody has a pet lemming either, and even if they did, nobody would get their pet lemming packed in a shiny metal box, because it would suffocate. There is just no cause, whatsoever, to pack a lemming into a metal box.

The analogy makes no sense. Cameras can come in metal boxes. Radioactive isotopes are transported in metal boxes. Military ordnance sometimes is best sold in metal boxes. I've even bought albums that came in metal boxes. But I have never seen, heard of, or even contemplated the existence of, lemmings packed in metal boxes. It makes no sense? What sort of world packs lemmings into metal boxes?

Why, Sting. Why?



I believe that you're directly associating "shiny metal boxes" as indicating something packaged to be eaten whereas here it is probably a metaphor for cars and the "contestants" are the lemmings who, as you said yourself, are associated with an urban legend that they commit suicide en mass during their migrations they are also associated with the idea of a "group mind" where everyone just follows everyone else. Hence, during rush hour people (lemmings) are all lined up on highways in their cars (metal boxes).

I'm sure that this lyric will continue to bother you but Sting isn't an idiot, he just said something in a different way than you expected, maybe? c:
LXR
Profile Joined June 2011
357 Posts
September 12 2011 02:00 GMT
#378


lil' wayne: I'm gonna pick the world up and drop it on yo f**kin head!

my favourite part:
"I could die now..... REBIRTH MOTHAFUCKA hop up in mah space ship and LEAVE EARTH MOTHAFUCKA"
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
September 12 2011 03:09 GMT
#379
On September 12 2011 02:07 InsigmaTheory wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 11 2011 12:37 bobwhiz wrote:
Controversial post here.

I personally think the lyrics to John Lennon's "Imagine" are pretty poorly written on a philosophical level. The tune is awesome, and the delivery of the message is great, but the message itself is self-defeating, cliche and a tad bit self-righteous too.


I also think U2 has some tooth-grindingly bad lyrics.

However, whenever you touch the Beatles or U2 it's like you've insulted the great white gods whose wrath must be appeased and people jump all over you. Seriously. Try criticizing U2 in public, for anything, especially for being an "okay rock band with only one or two songs I like"... and people will pull out the shotguns.


ALSO!!-

"It kills me not to know this but I've already forgotten what the color of her eyes were"


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



You've got the lyrics wrong to Savior.

"It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten
What the color of her eyes were and her scars or how she got them"

Which dramatically changes it and is strikingly different. It doesn't have to be deep, or intricate, or complicated, or even simple for that matter. Lyrics like this are just so raw, and relative, it hits in a way that captivates.

Love, and for this matter conflict isn't an easy thing to describe. Sometimes it's simple, but very often relationships are crazy amounts of.... Well... Ridiculous situations and miscommunications.


"It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten
What the color of her eyes were and her scars or how she got them"

I love the song. It's just the subject-verb disagreement which kills me.

I know, geeky, but I hate it, especially from people who should be competent.

You and I and You and Me also gets messed up a bunch. One would think that they'd look up the rule before making a song to be consumed and regurgitated by the masses.

I love pop and rock songs in general, but bad lyrics and poor grammar (intentional or not) really grind my gears.


BTW Eminem gets special Herp-Derp points for his completely serious delivery of the line "I guess that's why they call it window pain."

At least acknowledge you've made the corniest joke to hit a pop song in twenty years when you deliver a line like that!!
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chenchen
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1136 Posts
September 12 2011 03:13 GMT
#380
"When you’re very bored and surfing the internet, if you just type in ‘super’ our results will come come out
We are always by your side
Scream it out"

Superman ~ Super Junior
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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-12 03:15:25
September 12 2011 03:15 GMT
#381
Nothing will ever be worse than this song for how stupidly popular it managed to get.

how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-12 05:01:18
September 12 2011 03:35 GMT
#382
On September 12 2011 12:15 decafchicken wrote:
Nothing will ever be worse than this song for how stupidly popular it managed to get.



The lyrics are... better than most of the lyrics cited in this thread.

However, that video is atrocious as is the costuming.


Also,

"That was beautiful baby! OH yeah!"
Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
TALegion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1187 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-29 23:19:33
September 29 2011 23:13 GMT
#383
On September 10 2011 21:42 Capped wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2011 03:43 Le BucheRON wrote:
Really, any rap song fits the bill here. We get it. You're a dangerous criminal with a lot of money and women. Can you shut up now?


Agreed. Only exempt rapper is eminem IMO. Guy sings about shit thats meaningful, as opposed to all the other retarded rap shit thats out there. Oh, and he sings actual words. Not half/quater words really fast so no-one understands shit, but thats more london eh, i dunno what the official "term" was for it, but its like underground crap.

2pac is better/more meaningful than Eminem will ever be. That's not insulting Eminem (He's perfectly fine in his own right), but just straight truth.
It's not a good idea to generalize an entire genre.

As for my contribution, I give to you all the Ramones. They were intentionally dumb, so I guess I have to give them some credit, but just it just goes overboard to the point where you can tell they just didn't have any ideas.
I still <3 them, though. Don't think that they're bad just because they're simple. They're intentionally dumb.

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FuzzyLord
Profile Joined September 2010
253 Posts
September 29 2011 23:25 GMT
#384
All of Ke$ha's songs. 'nuff said
hejakev
Profile Joined August 2009
Sweden518 Posts
September 29 2011 23:28 GMT
#385
"Let's. Have. Some. Fun. This. Beat. Is. Sick.
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44317 Posts
September 29 2011 23:34 GMT
#386
On September 12 2011 12:15 decafchicken wrote:
Nothing will ever be worse than this song for how stupidly popular it managed to get.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6vs-l5dkc&ob=av3e


o.O The song is like a million others... how someone cheated on someone else. Except this time, rather than hearing about mushy regret crap, we have lyrics about overhearing gossip about the cheater.

The music video is pretty weird, but the song isn't hilariously awful like a bunch of others we've seen here.
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XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-29 23:41:00
September 29 2011 23:36 GMT
#387
I'm not gonna lie, I'm strangely attracted to this song, but it definitely qualifies for this thread:


I would like not to like it, but I just love weird shit.
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44317 Posts
September 29 2011 23:39 GMT
#388
On September 12 2011 02:38 redviper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 12 2011 01:05 ODieN wrote:
On September 10 2011 21:15 Twoinches wrote:
for the record nikki minaj - Super bass, is awesome. its supposed to be silly.

BUT THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjVNlG5cZyQ

To school for cool....fuck you pink. you were doing so good. and then this giant blemish.

Haha you too?! When I heard this on the radio.. I was like "wtf?! Too school for cool?" That's just idiotic.


I think the point is to inverse the "too cool for school" line. Actually makes the point nicely I thought.


Yeah, I think it went over their heads lol.

For instance, some academics who study too hard might be on the verge of being "too school for cool", if they donate all their time for good grades and no time for a social life.

That's the whole point of the song, in fact. Raise your glass if you're wrong, in all the right ways.

(The opposite group of people who care only about being social and don't care about doing well in class are, quite literally, "too cool for school".)

It's funny watching some of these terrible videos that are just plain hilarious. But it's equally funny watching people complain about songs that they just don't get. lol.
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zakmaa
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada525 Posts
September 29 2011 23:48 GMT
#389
There's a line in Southern Gangsta - Ludacris where Rick Ross literally says "I got a letta from the government the other day, I opened it read it, said we was hustlas"
I heard the line and immediately discontinued listening to the song. I don't know if I was more embarrassed for his lack of talent compared to the other people on the track or just angry that people with such little talent can make it big...
Roeder
Profile Joined July 2010
Denmark735 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-30 00:01:03
September 29 2011 23:58 GMT
#390


1990s fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Also;


Times of bad lyrics - not bad music though!
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chaK
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada34 Posts
September 30 2011 00:05 GMT
#391
On September 06 2011 19:29 crc wrote:
Power metal has generally some dumb lyrics, they just want to be outrageously epic that it becomes cheesy. If you read the lyrics by themselves, it's as if they write each line seperate from the lines previously, and just focus on being balls out ridiculous. It's almost like:

Line 1: "something to do with epic flames"
Line 2: "hm, now let's do something epic about battle"
Line 3: "now let's write something about epic lightning!"

Seriously. Look up any dragonforce song. Exhibit A, Body Breakdown chorus:

In my heart, in my soul, I am out of control
Fly across the mountains and towards the distant sun
Tears evermore we cry like before
Feel the breakdown of my body - set me free

Exhibit B, Operation Ground and Pound

Far away will our eyes now see the day
For today, the everlasting eternal sun
Washed away the dreams of a brighter day
Forever hold the dream inside the chance to fight another fight
The breaking hearts that stand for all our lives
Live tonight

LOL, it's hard to take them seriously sometimes, but the guitar work is just too awesome to resist.

That's actually just a Dragonforce thing because they're terrible. A lot of power metal is pretty bad-ass
SkimGuy
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada709 Posts
September 30 2011 02:03 GMT
#392
Probably already posted, but
"New kids on the block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the Summer, for the Summer"
Those are the actual lyrics of "Summer girls" by LFO
MattBarry
Profile Joined March 2011
United States4006 Posts
September 30 2011 06:54 GMT
#393

On September 06 2011 09:11 Bluebush wrote:
I love The Mars Volta but as far as I can tell their lyrics are incomprehensible. First line in this song: "transient jet lag ecto-mimed bison"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTywRY0sYG4


The song makes sense you just need a stupidly large vocabulary to understand it. I sat down for like half an hour to analyze it. It's actually really good.


On September 06 2011 10:07 Fishgle wrote:
Anything by:

Between the Buried and Me - If it doesn't sound good sung, then just scream it randomly

Mars Volta - Pretentious beyond belief. The lyrics probably make sense, but not without spending 12 years in a thesaurus

Red Hot Chili Peppers - They've said in interviews multiple times that they just throw anything that rhymes together.

The Killers - same as RHCP

i would bash pop artists or rappers, but their lyrics actually make sense, however mundane and repetitive they might be.


Well you sir are just wrong. Btbam is pretty good. Mars Volta lyrics aren't even that hard to understand, you just have to have a knack for recognizing subtlety. When does the Killers throw rhymes together. Seriously, when.
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ThezelAudacity
Profile Joined June 2011
United States30 Posts
September 30 2011 07:30 GMT
#394
Worst lyrics that are absolutely amazing award goes to Ludacris:


"Why you think you take a ho to a hotel? A ho tell everybody, even the mayor. Reach up in the sky for the hozone layer."

For absolutely awful lyrics with no redeeming qualities, I'm pretty sure "Hate My Life" by Theory of a Deadman takes the cake. Everything about that song is vapid and asinine. He complains about hobos, traffic, and his wife wanting to buy things. On the scale of things that should make you hate your life, just about everything he mentions is pretty low. Then, he can't think of much to complain about in the first place, so he has to complain about his job twice.


I mean, really. Hobos. He hates his life so much because hobos. Jesus Christ.
Dhalphir
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia1305 Posts
September 30 2011 08:32 GMT
#395
the song Jet Lag by Simple Plan is retarded.

The entire premise of the song is about someone who is too fucking stupid to understand what the fuck a timezone is and how it works.

Goddamn it makes me angry just hearing it.
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starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-30 09:59:40
September 30 2011 09:51 GMT
#396
On September 12 2011 12:15 decafchicken wrote:
Nothing will ever be worse than this song for how stupidly popular it managed to get.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6vs-l5dkc&ob=av3e

oh my god yes. I'm glad everyone is over it now because when it was popular no one I knew would hear a word against it. It wasn't catchy at all for being a pop song and sounded awful, which I might have overlooked if its lyrics had redeemed it at all.

re: above post
I think almost everything by Simple Plan qualifies. It took me a while to realize that they weren't an over-the-top parody of other bands but were actually serious.
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TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
September 30 2011 10:00 GMT
#397
This is the song I think of when thinking of horribly written songs in the past few years.

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schaf
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1326 Posts
September 30 2011 10:30 GMT
#398
On September 30 2011 09:05 chaK wrote:+ Show Spoiler +

On September 06 2011 19:29 crc wrote:
Power metal has generally some dumb lyrics, they just want to be outrageously epic that it becomes cheesy. If you read the lyrics by themselves, it's as if they write each line seperate from the lines previously, and just focus on being balls out ridiculous. It's almost like:

Line 1: "something to do with epic flames"
Line 2: "hm, now let's do something epic about battle"
Line 3: "now let's write something about epic lightning!"

Seriously. Look up any dragonforce song. Exhibit A, Body Breakdown chorus:

In my heart, in my soul, I am out of control
Fly across the mountains and towards the distant sun
Tears evermore we cry like before
Feel the breakdown of my body - set me free

Exhibit B, Operation Ground and Pound

Far away will our eyes now see the day
For today, the everlasting eternal sun
Washed away the dreams of a brighter day
Forever hold the dream inside the chance to fight another fight
The breaking hearts that stand for all our lives
Live tonight

LOL, it's hard to take them seriously sometimes, but the guitar work is just too awesome to resist.

That's actually just a Dragonforce thing because they're terrible. A lot of power metal is pretty bad-ass



Dragonforce isn't terrible, they're just riding that power metal image like a Nazgul (haha!!). Of course the lyrics are terribly overdriven with pathos and everything else but with the fast-paced insanely well played music it makes an enjoyable mix
Axiom wins more than it loses. Most viewers don't. - <3 TB
Elerris
Profile Joined July 2011
Australia137 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-30 11:18:40
September 30 2011 11:05 GMT
#399


This...

"I Hope you enjoy the movie, becuase i did too.."
/facepalm
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
September 30 2011 11:09 GMT
#400
Friday, Friday, bludgeoning the weakened...

Wait what?
Check out some great music made by TLers - http://bit.ly/QXYhdb , by intrigue. http://bit.ly/RTjpOR , by ohsea.toc.
Bswhunter
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia954 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-30 13:37:26
September 30 2011 13:32 GMT
#401
Kanye West's - The New Workout Plan
Allow me to introduce... Myself!

<3 Kanye, but that shit is fuckin ridicious. Atleast he is somewhat self aware and willing to do whatever he feels like. Amercian hip-hop would be the most boring genre of music ever without him. (Eminem used to be intresting, not really anymore, and its wayyy to comericalized and formulaic, when compared to the AU hip-hop scene)
Stop browsing and do whatever it is you're supposed to do. TL will still be here when you get back
Kal_rA
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States2925 Posts
December 07 2011 01:08 GMT
#402

I know its a remix, but SUCH a dope beat (at least for the first min).. Then you listen to the lyrics and want to cry for a waste of a great potential song. Hell, I'd even listen to the original if they weren't rapping (singing? I cant even tell) about trash.
+ Show Spoiler +
original:
Jaedong.
Cramsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia1100 Posts
December 07 2011 01:23 GMT
#403
What the fucking fuck. Taio Cruz - Hangover

'I've got a hangover WAOOWAOOOOH I've been drinking too much for sure'

"and I can drink until I throw up and I dont ever want to grow up"

I actually don't understand. Hell, I love pop music but this...I just can't do it.
"give me 20 minutes and I'll make them quiet" - MVP
Shebuha
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1335 Posts
December 07 2011 03:46 GMT
#404
ONE BIG ROOM FULL OF BAD BITCHES
+ Show Spoiler +
BASIC BITCHES WEAR THAT SHIT SO I DON'T EVEN BOTHA


+ Show Spoiler +
ONE BIG ROOM FULL OF BAD BITCHES
Keyboard Warrior
Profile Joined December 2011
United States1178 Posts
December 12 2011 12:06 GMT
#405
I used to like Yellow by Coldplay for a good part of my highschool.
Then I tried to pay attention to the lyrics and realized what utter garbage it is.



Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And everything you do
Yeah they were all yellow

I came along
I wrote a song for you
And all the things you do
And it was called yellow

So then I took my turn
Oh what a thing to have done
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
You know you know I love you so
You know I love you so

I swam across
I jumped across for you
Oh what a thing to do

Cause you were all yellow
I drew a line
I drew a line for you
Oh what a thing to do
And it was all yellow

Your skin
Oh yeah your skin and bones
Turn into something beautiful
And you know
For you I'd bleed myself dry
For you I'd bleed myself dry

It's true
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine for you
Look how they shine

Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And all the things that you do
Not your regular Keyboard Warrior ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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