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neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 05 2011 23:15 GMT
#1
Have you heard of a song that had good tempo, good beats and melodies...
So you say "hey, I can roll with this, I kinda like it.."
And then you really stop to listen to the garbage that is the lyrics of the song
....and it makes you want to punch a puppy?

I am so FRUSTRATED all the time with songs that are good musically, but now I'm inclined to hate them forever because their lyrical content.

Here's one example

+ Show Spoiler +




If you could "fall into the sky"? Really? What acid trip are you on?
I wouldn't mind if this was some lyric on the side, but no! It's the freakin' chorus.
She sings this over and over. Just to remind you people that falling into the sky had NOTHING to do with the rest of the song. Completely out of place, repetitive and annoying.

Here are some modern examples

+ Show Spoiler +




"I wa-wa-want what you wa-wa-want. Give it to me like boom boom boom"
......who writes this crap!? Don't get me wrong, the song is awesome, but good god, Rihanna, hire a professional writer next time.

+ Show Spoiler +



Listening to this one makes me want to punch the wall. I think Usher was really just reading off 4-chan because it's not possible to write lyric like these.
"omg,omg omg omg, :O"

Does anyone out there share my sentiment?!
Or am I just insane and sad?


moo...for DRG
WniO
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2706 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-05 23:18:18
September 05 2011 23:18 GMT
#2
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
+ Show Spoiler +

such a bad song
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
September 05 2011 23:18 GMT
#3
That's exactly why I don't listen to pop music..... in English! Check out Kpop. I'm sure the lyrics are just as terrible but you can't understand them. Win! I love listening to it but I have no idea what they are saying. I'm sure if I knew korean I'd hate it as much as I hate American pop but I'm keeping myself in the dark
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KeksX
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany3634 Posts
September 05 2011 23:21 GMT
#4
Mhm basically every pop song has bad lyrics.. It's because these songs are not really about lyrics or something, just about catchy melodies and rhythms. The lyrics are always made last..

This is also how they are so bad:
They don't think of lyrics that actually make sense, they think of lines that fit to the music itself.
Nothingtosay
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States875 Posts
September 05 2011 23:22 GMT
#5


How hard would it have been to say couldn't instead of could? I know they were probably just saying it incorrectly like so many of my country men do with no regard for how it doesn't make sense that way.
[QUOTE][B]On October 16 2011 13:00 Anihc wrote:[/B] No, you're the one who's wrong. Nothingtosay got it right.[/QUOTE]:3
Stijx
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States804 Posts
September 05 2011 23:23 GMT
#6
Well I was listening to Lil' Wayne with some of my friends a few days ago, for a good laugh. We were just commenting on how talentless he was when he said the line "I make it rain so hard, you're gonna need a boat." We all laughed for the next 5 minutes at just how bad that line was. Good times.
Alejandrisha
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States6565 Posts
September 05 2011 23:26 GMT
#7
On September 06 2011 08:23 Stijx wrote:
Well I was listening to Lil' Wayne with some of my friends a few days ago, for a good laugh. We were just commenting on how talentless he was when he said the line "I make it rain so hard, you're gonna need a boat." We all laughed for the next 5 minutes at just how bad that line was. Good times.


Haha I wish my friends were like that.. they actually really like lil wayne which is absolutely infuriating. And then they call me out for not liking it. FML
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LambtrOn
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States671 Posts
September 05 2011 23:27 GMT
#8

This song drives me insane. We have to listen to top 40 radio at work. Like, is this a joke? I'm guessing the lyrics took about 6 minutes to write. TRYNA PICK THE RIGHT ONE! DERP.
Ghostcom
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark4782 Posts
September 05 2011 23:30 GMT
#9


"We had never made a song about a springcoil and then we saw this girl at the club the other day so we decided to make this song" - that was the answer when asked about their inspiration for the song.

The lyrics boils down to:

"Boing boing, her ass goes up and down like a springcoil, she goes on and on, so fantastic/almost unable to stand it/the girl turns her back to me and makes me happy"

These 2 guys have plagued Denmark since for something like 10 years now. But I would be lying if I actually said I hate them. It is a bit like Aqua: the theme to my youth
stork4ever
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1036 Posts
September 05 2011 23:30 GMT
#10
some lyrics make "friday" lyrics look sensible
MozzarellaL
Profile Joined November 2010
United States822 Posts
September 05 2011 23:31 GMT
#11
Try this one out for size:



or this:

[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
September 05 2011 23:31 GMT
#12
On September 06 2011 08:26 Alejandrisha wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:23 Stijx wrote:
Well I was listening to Lil' Wayne with some of my friends a few days ago, for a good laugh. We were just commenting on how talentless he was when he said the line "I make it rain so hard, you're gonna need a boat." We all laughed for the next 5 minutes at just how bad that line was. Good times.


Haha I wish my friends were like that.. they actually really like lil wayne which is absolutely infuriating. And then they call me out for not liking it. FML


lil wayne makes some shitty shit but i dont think hes talentless
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KimJongChill
Profile Joined January 2011
United States6429 Posts
September 05 2011 23:31 GMT
#13
Nicki Minaj -- Super Bass: "I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly"

Whenever I hear this on the radio, I just want to drive into oncoming traffic.
MMA: U realise MMA: Most of my army EgIdra: fuck off MMA: Killed my orbital MMA: LOL MMA: just saying MMA: u werent loss
Maand
Profile Joined April 2010
326 Posts
September 05 2011 23:32 GMT
#14
It's beyond me why would you make a threat to frustrate yourself and other people with bad songs ;o
Aruno
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
New Zealand748 Posts
September 05 2011 23:34 GMT
#15
On September 06 2011 08:32 Maand wrote:
It's beyond me why would you make a threat to frustrate yourself and other people with bad songs ;o

I find it threatening too...
aruno, arunoaj, aruno_aj | Those are my main aliases
Infenwe
Profile Joined September 2009
Denmark170 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-05 23:38:09
September 05 2011 23:37 GMT
#16
A lot of the stuff that Todd in the Shadows reviews has terrible lyrics. Like *shudder* "Eenie Meenie" (I refuse to give you a link to... BIEEEEBEERR). Find him on ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com or his older stuff on Youtube.
close the world - txen eht nepo
ELA
Profile Joined April 2010
Denmark4608 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-05 23:44:19
September 05 2011 23:39 GMT
#17


I remember when this was playing all the time on the radio.. Starting like, "I'll tell you what i want what i really really waaant" - Alright - She's gonna tell us what she wants now, and it goes: "I'll tell you what I want what I really really want; I wanna.. I wanna... I wanna... Sibbaopdblablabla"

And I went like: "Bitch, what the fuck did you want???????"
The first link of chain forged, the first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably.
Ziktomini
Profile Joined October 2010
United Kingdom377 Posts
September 05 2011 23:40 GMT
#18
On September 06 2011 08:22 Nothingtosay wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9_nsXgtD6k

How hard would it have been to say couldn't instead of could? I know they were probably just saying it incorrectly like so many of my country men do with no regard for how it doesn't make sense that way.


Haha have to agree with this, I went to see them live once because Behemoth were supporting and there were Devildriver fans with shirts saying "I could fucking care less" and it confused me so much, it just looked stupid.
NrG.NeverExpo
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2114 Posts
September 05 2011 23:42 GMT
#19
You sound like day9 during that whole trumpet dance thing xD
TwitteR: @NeverExpo follow me, i'll follow back :)
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 05 2011 23:46 GMT
#20
On September 06 2011 08:31 MozzarellaL wrote:
Try this one out for size:
+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFcfbUq2Jjg




What ...the crap..did I just listen to?
Excuse me while I go have an aneurysm in the corner.
moo...for DRG
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