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RedTerror
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
New Zealand742 Posts
September 06 2011 00:18 GMT
#41
When artists rhyme a word with the exact same word ... Happens all the time in modern hip-hop
Xenocide_Knight
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Korea (South)2625 Posts
September 06 2011 00:22 GMT
#42
The only line that bother me in an otherwise great song
I LIKE-A LIKE-A DIS
I LIKE-A LIKE-A DAT
I LIKE DIS LIKE DAT
YEA!


Go die who ever wrote that part in. What is this bullshit.
+ Show Spoiler +

Eunjung QT tho
Shine[Kal] #1 fan
Doraemon
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Australia14949 Posts
September 06 2011 00:23 GMT
#43


would you like it fried or fertilized?
Do yourself a favour and just STFU
Pyrthas
Profile Joined March 2007
United States3196 Posts
September 06 2011 00:26 GMT
#44
On September 06 2011 09:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 09:04 Pyrthas wrote:
On September 06 2011 08:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:
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Listening to this one makes me want to punch the wall. I think Usher was really just reading off 4-chan because it's not possible to write lyric like these.
"omg,omg omg omg, :O"

Hey, your complaint gives me an excuse to post this fantastic video (from a fantastic musician), which beautifully highlights just how inane the lyrics really are.
+ Show Spoiler +



(Edit: Oh, right, youtube sucks and disabled embedding on this video. )


Thanks for that...I think...
I did lol
haha

Yeah, I'm not always sure if I'm glad he's posted his videos (I know so many painfully catchy modern pop songs because of him...), but he does some great work. (He's a Grammy-winning songwriter, after all!) I won't derail the thread by linking a bunch more, but I couldn't help myself with the Usher one; it was just too relevant.
Tektos
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia1321 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 00:29:45
September 06 2011 00:28 GMT
#45
Mickey Avalon - "My Dick"

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My dick cost a late night fee. Your dick got the HIV.
My dick plays on the double feature screen. Your dick went straight to DVD.
My dick - bigger than a bridge. Your dick look like a little kid's.
My dick - large like the Chargers, the whole team. Your shit look like you fourteen.
My dick - locked in a cage, right. Your dick suffer from stage fright.
My dick - so hot, it's stolen. Your dick look like Gary Coleman.
My dick - pink and big. Your dick stinks like shit.
My dick got a Caesar do. Your dick needs a tweezer, dude.
My dick is like super size. Your dick look like two fries.
My dick - more mass than the Earth. Your dick - half staff, it needs work.
My dick - been there done that. Your dick sits there with dunce cap.
My dick - V.I.P. Your shit needs I.D.

It's time that we let the world know. Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business. P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.
It's time that we let the world know. Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business. P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.

My dick need no introduction. Your dick don't even function.
My dick served a whole lunch -in. Your dick - it look like a munchkin.
My dick - size of a pumpkin. Your dick look like Macaulay Culkin.
My dick - good good lovin'. Your dick - good for nothin'.
My dick bench pressed 350. Your dick couldn't shoplift at Thrifty.
My dick - pretty damn skippy. Your dick - hungry as a hippie.
My dick don't fit down the chimney. Your dick is like a kid from the Philippines.
My dick is like an M16. Your dick - broken vending machine.
My dick parts the seas. Your dick farts and queefs.
My dick - rumble in the jungle. Your dick got touched by your uncle.
My dick goes to yoga. Your dick - fruit roll -up.
My dick - grade -A beef. Your dick - Mayday geek.
My dick - sick and dangerous. Your dick - quick and painless.
My dick - 'nuff said. Your dick loves Fred.

It's time that we let the world know. Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business. P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.
It's time that we let the world know. Dude, you gotta let your girl go.
D.S. is the best in the business. P.S. we got dicks like Jesus.


An ENTIRE song about your dick, really?
FusionMrWet
Profile Joined February 2011
United States121 Posts
September 06 2011 00:31 GMT
#46
On September 06 2011 08:39 ELA wrote:


I remember when this was playing all the time on the radio.. Starting like, "I'll tell you what i want what i really really waaant" - Alright - She's gonna tell us what she wants now, and it goes: "I'll tell you what I want what I really really want; I wanna.. I wanna... I wanna... Sibbaopdblablabla"

And I went like: "Bitch, what the fuck did you want???????"

hahahahaha!!!!! dude i literally laughed for like 5 mins after reading this lol thats funny as shit, and for the thread, anything by lil wayne has a catchy beat then u listen and it makes me laugh at how bad he is
shawster
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada2485 Posts
September 06 2011 00:31 GMT
#47
un ts un ts un ts un ts

wubwubuwbuwub

waaaaaa

wooooo *scream* WOOOO WUUU WUBUWBUWUB
Amber[LighT]
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States5078 Posts
September 06 2011 00:32 GMT
#48
Kreayshawn - Gucci Gucci



Idk I don't even know what she's really doing in this song.

"Gucci Gucci, Louis Louis, Fendi Fendi, Prada
Basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother"

One big room.... full of bad bitches....
"We have unfinished business, I and he."
Flakes
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States3125 Posts
September 06 2011 00:37 GMT
#49
Seriously, sometimes vocals are just a vehicle for the music, so don't be mad now.

Stop.










Hating is bad
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[image loading]
Sina92
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden1303 Posts
September 06 2011 00:40 GMT
#50
these lyrics are so bad that I concider whoever wrote them a genius

My penis is 15 inches long, I'm a Harvard professor and look better than Brad Pitt and Jake Gyllenhaal combined.
instantdry
Profile Joined September 2007
Canada308 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 00:44:43
September 06 2011 00:41 GMT
#51

funnybananaman
Profile Joined April 2009
United States830 Posts
September 06 2011 00:42 GMT
#52
im discovering some good new music in this thread.....
FrozenFlare
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia103 Posts
September 06 2011 00:43 GMT
#53
Pitbull is the biggest offender. HANDS DOWN.
Remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
xAPOCALYPSEx
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
1418 Posts
September 06 2011 00:45 GMT
#54
Lil Wayne is a pretty big atrocity.

I mean his lyrics are the most unintelligible thing I think I've ever heard in music
RQShatter
Profile Joined August 2010
United States459 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 00:47:19
September 06 2011 00:46 GMT
#55
"Im rare with black and white hair so im polar" - lil wayne. no dude thats a panda.

i like lil wayne though. the beatles have stupid as shit lyrics too but are my 2nd favorite band.

I mean even my favorite band, red hot chili peppers, have a song with lyrics "bing ding dong don bing na na bing neen".

i just hate song tha are obnoxious
Otak
Profile Joined April 2011
United Kingdom110 Posts
September 06 2011 00:47 GMT
#56
On September 06 2011 08:39 ELA wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gnRMPsHN1E

I remember when this was playing all the time on the radio.. Starting like, "I'll tell you what i want what i really really waaant" - Alright - She's gonna tell us what she wants now, and it goes: "I'll tell you what I want what I really really want; I wanna.. I wanna... I wanna... Sibbaopdblablabla"

And I went like: "Bitch, what the fuck did you want???????"



they actually said this. it says a zig a zig ahh or something which is apparently supposed to mean sex. Makes sense i guess
Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
September 06 2011 00:47 GMT
#57

The lyrics are not what you'd expect in this music genre
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
RQShatter
Profile Joined August 2010
United States459 Posts
September 06 2011 00:49 GMT
#58
On September 06 2011 09:47 Kenpachi wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a54THh3ZNUU
The lyrics are not what you'd expect in this music genre


You know this is a cover right? Big Tymers version is way better.
shucklesors
Profile Joined May 2010
Singapore1176 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 00:53:03
September 06 2011 00:50 GMT
#59
On September 06 2011 08:47 Spicy Pepper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:15 neoghaleon55 wrote:
Have you heard of a song that had good tempo, good beats and melodies...
So you say "hey, I can roll with this, I kinda like it.."
And then you really stop to listen to the garbage that is the lyrics of the song
....and it makes you want to punch a puppy?

I am so FRUSTRATED all the time with songs that are good musically, but now I'm inclined to hate them forever because their lyrical content.

Here's one example

+ Show Spoiler +




If you could "fall into the sky"? Really? What acid trip are you on?
I wouldn't mind if this was some lyric on the side, but no! It's the freakin' chorus.
She sings this over and over. Just to remind you people that falling into the sky had NOTHING to do with the rest of the song. Completely out of place, repetitive and annoying.

Here are some modern examples

+ Show Spoiler +




"I wa-wa-want what you wa-wa-want. Give it to me like boom boom boom"
......who writes this crap!? Don't get me wrong, the song is awesome, but good god, Rihanna, hire a professional writer next time.

+ Show Spoiler +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCnxvXxBDvY

Listening to this one makes me want to punch the wall. I think Usher was really just reading off 4-chan because it's not possible to write lyric like these.
"omg,omg omg omg, :O"

Does anyone out there share my sentiment?!
Or am I just insane and sad?



You think Rihanna writes her stuff? It's a rare for a top billboard song/artist to write their own stuff.

E: I shouldn't say rare, but they have professional writers. Alot of them.


Wow, I didn't think so, but now that you said it, I'm tons better than almost every single one of these 'professional writers', do you think I should give this business a go?

Edit:

On September 06 2011 09:49 RQShatter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 09:47 Kenpachi wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a54THh3ZNUU
The lyrics are not what you'd expect in this music genre


You know this is a cover right? Big Tymers version is way better.


Kenpachi
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States9908 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 00:54:22
September 06 2011 00:52 GMT
#60
^^ THE SHIT? LOL

On September 06 2011 09:49 RQShatter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 09:47 Kenpachi wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a54THh3ZNUU
The lyrics are not what you'd expect in this music genre


You know this is a cover right? Big Tymers version is way better.

oh really? did not know
Nada's body is South Korea's greatest weapon.
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