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decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-12 03:15:25
September 12 2011 03:15 GMT
#381
Nothing will ever be worse than this song for how stupidly popular it managed to get.

how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-12 05:01:18
September 12 2011 03:35 GMT
#382
On September 12 2011 12:15 decafchicken wrote:
Nothing will ever be worse than this song for how stupidly popular it managed to get.



The lyrics are... better than most of the lyrics cited in this thread.

However, that video is atrocious as is the costuming.


Also,

"That was beautiful baby! OH yeah!"
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TALegion
Profile Joined October 2010
United States1187 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-29 23:19:33
September 29 2011 23:13 GMT
#383
On September 10 2011 21:42 Capped wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 10 2011 03:43 Le BucheRON wrote:
Really, any rap song fits the bill here. We get it. You're a dangerous criminal with a lot of money and women. Can you shut up now?


Agreed. Only exempt rapper is eminem IMO. Guy sings about shit thats meaningful, as opposed to all the other retarded rap shit thats out there. Oh, and he sings actual words. Not half/quater words really fast so no-one understands shit, but thats more london eh, i dunno what the official "term" was for it, but its like underground crap.

2pac is better/more meaningful than Eminem will ever be. That's not insulting Eminem (He's perfectly fine in his own right), but just straight truth.
It's not a good idea to generalize an entire genre.

As for my contribution, I give to you all the Ramones. They were intentionally dumb, so I guess I have to give them some credit, but just it just goes overboard to the point where you can tell they just didn't have any ideas.
I still <3 them, though. Don't think that they're bad just because they're simple. They're intentionally dumb.

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FuzzyLord
Profile Joined September 2010
253 Posts
September 29 2011 23:25 GMT
#384
All of Ke$ha's songs. 'nuff said
hejakev
Profile Joined August 2009
Sweden518 Posts
September 29 2011 23:28 GMT
#385
"Let's. Have. Some. Fun. This. Beat. Is. Sick.
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44317 Posts
September 29 2011 23:34 GMT
#386
On September 12 2011 12:15 decafchicken wrote:
Nothing will ever be worse than this song for how stupidly popular it managed to get.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6vs-l5dkc&ob=av3e


o.O The song is like a million others... how someone cheated on someone else. Except this time, rather than hearing about mushy regret crap, we have lyrics about overhearing gossip about the cheater.

The music video is pretty weird, but the song isn't hilariously awful like a bunch of others we've seen here.
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XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-29 23:41:00
September 29 2011 23:36 GMT
#387
I'm not gonna lie, I'm strangely attracted to this song, but it definitely qualifies for this thread:


I would like not to like it, but I just love weird shit.
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44317 Posts
September 29 2011 23:39 GMT
#388
On September 12 2011 02:38 redviper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 12 2011 01:05 ODieN wrote:
On September 10 2011 21:15 Twoinches wrote:
for the record nikki minaj - Super bass, is awesome. its supposed to be silly.

BUT THIS


To school for cool....fuck you pink. you were doing so good. and then this giant blemish.

Haha you too?! When I heard this on the radio.. I was like "wtf?! Too school for cool?" That's just idiotic.


I think the point is to inverse the "too cool for school" line. Actually makes the point nicely I thought.


Yeah, I think it went over their heads lol.

For instance, some academics who study too hard might be on the verge of being "too school for cool", if they donate all their time for good grades and no time for a social life.

That's the whole point of the song, in fact. Raise your glass if you're wrong, in all the right ways.

(The opposite group of people who care only about being social and don't care about doing well in class are, quite literally, "too cool for school".)

It's funny watching some of these terrible videos that are just plain hilarious. But it's equally funny watching people complain about songs that they just don't get. lol.
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zakmaa
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada525 Posts
September 29 2011 23:48 GMT
#389
There's a line in Southern Gangsta - Ludacris where Rick Ross literally says "I got a letta from the government the other day, I opened it read it, said we was hustlas"
I heard the line and immediately discontinued listening to the song. I don't know if I was more embarrassed for his lack of talent compared to the other people on the track or just angry that people with such little talent can make it big...
Roeder
Profile Joined July 2010
Denmark735 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-30 00:01:03
September 29 2011 23:58 GMT
#390


1990s fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Also;


Times of bad lyrics - not bad music though!
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chaK
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada34 Posts
September 30 2011 00:05 GMT
#391
On September 06 2011 19:29 crc wrote:
Power metal has generally some dumb lyrics, they just want to be outrageously epic that it becomes cheesy. If you read the lyrics by themselves, it's as if they write each line seperate from the lines previously, and just focus on being balls out ridiculous. It's almost like:

Line 1: "something to do with epic flames"
Line 2: "hm, now let's do something epic about battle"
Line 3: "now let's write something about epic lightning!"

Seriously. Look up any dragonforce song. Exhibit A, Body Breakdown chorus:

In my heart, in my soul, I am out of control
Fly across the mountains and towards the distant sun
Tears evermore we cry like before
Feel the breakdown of my body - set me free

Exhibit B, Operation Ground and Pound

Far away will our eyes now see the day
For today, the everlasting eternal sun
Washed away the dreams of a brighter day
Forever hold the dream inside the chance to fight another fight
The breaking hearts that stand for all our lives
Live tonight

LOL, it's hard to take them seriously sometimes, but the guitar work is just too awesome to resist.

That's actually just a Dragonforce thing because they're terrible. A lot of power metal is pretty bad-ass
SkimGuy
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada709 Posts
September 30 2011 02:03 GMT
#392
Probably already posted, but
"New kids on the block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the Summer, for the Summer"
Those are the actual lyrics of "Summer girls" by LFO
MattBarry
Profile Joined March 2011
United States4006 Posts
September 30 2011 06:54 GMT
#393

On September 06 2011 09:11 Bluebush wrote:
I love The Mars Volta but as far as I can tell their lyrics are incomprehensible. First line in this song: "transient jet lag ecto-mimed bison"




The song makes sense you just need a stupidly large vocabulary to understand it. I sat down for like half an hour to analyze it. It's actually really good.


On September 06 2011 10:07 Fishgle wrote:
Anything by:

Between the Buried and Me - If it doesn't sound good sung, then just scream it randomly

Mars Volta - Pretentious beyond belief. The lyrics probably make sense, but not without spending 12 years in a thesaurus

Red Hot Chili Peppers - They've said in interviews multiple times that they just throw anything that rhymes together.

The Killers - same as RHCP

i would bash pop artists or rappers, but their lyrics actually make sense, however mundane and repetitive they might be.


Well you sir are just wrong. Btbam is pretty good. Mars Volta lyrics aren't even that hard to understand, you just have to have a knack for recognizing subtlety. When does the Killers throw rhymes together. Seriously, when.
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ThezelAudacity
Profile Joined June 2011
United States30 Posts
September 30 2011 07:30 GMT
#394
Worst lyrics that are absolutely amazing award goes to Ludacris:


"Why you think you take a ho to a hotel? A ho tell everybody, even the mayor. Reach up in the sky for the hozone layer."

For absolutely awful lyrics with no redeeming qualities, I'm pretty sure "Hate My Life" by Theory of a Deadman takes the cake. Everything about that song is vapid and asinine. He complains about hobos, traffic, and his wife wanting to buy things. On the scale of things that should make you hate your life, just about everything he mentions is pretty low. Then, he can't think of much to complain about in the first place, so he has to complain about his job twice.


I mean, really. Hobos. He hates his life so much because hobos. Jesus Christ.
Dhalphir
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia1305 Posts
September 30 2011 08:32 GMT
#395
the song Jet Lag by Simple Plan is retarded.

The entire premise of the song is about someone who is too fucking stupid to understand what the fuck a timezone is and how it works.

Goddamn it makes me angry just hearing it.
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starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-30 09:59:40
September 30 2011 09:51 GMT
#396
On September 12 2011 12:15 decafchicken wrote:
Nothing will ever be worse than this song for how stupidly popular it managed to get.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc6vs-l5dkc&ob=av3e

oh my god yes. I'm glad everyone is over it now because when it was popular no one I knew would hear a word against it. It wasn't catchy at all for being a pop song and sounded awful, which I might have overlooked if its lyrics had redeemed it at all.

re: above post
I think almost everything by Simple Plan qualifies. It took me a while to realize that they weren't an over-the-top parody of other bands but were actually serious.
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TheAmazombie
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States3714 Posts
September 30 2011 10:00 GMT
#397
This is the song I think of when thinking of horribly written songs in the past few years.

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schaf
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1326 Posts
September 30 2011 10:30 GMT
#398
On September 30 2011 09:05 chaK wrote:+ Show Spoiler +

On September 06 2011 19:29 crc wrote:
Power metal has generally some dumb lyrics, they just want to be outrageously epic that it becomes cheesy. If you read the lyrics by themselves, it's as if they write each line seperate from the lines previously, and just focus on being balls out ridiculous. It's almost like:

Line 1: "something to do with epic flames"
Line 2: "hm, now let's do something epic about battle"
Line 3: "now let's write something about epic lightning!"

Seriously. Look up any dragonforce song. Exhibit A, Body Breakdown chorus:

In my heart, in my soul, I am out of control
Fly across the mountains and towards the distant sun
Tears evermore we cry like before
Feel the breakdown of my body - set me free

Exhibit B, Operation Ground and Pound

Far away will our eyes now see the day
For today, the everlasting eternal sun
Washed away the dreams of a brighter day
Forever hold the dream inside the chance to fight another fight
The breaking hearts that stand for all our lives
Live tonight

LOL, it's hard to take them seriously sometimes, but the guitar work is just too awesome to resist.

That's actually just a Dragonforce thing because they're terrible. A lot of power metal is pretty bad-ass



Dragonforce isn't terrible, they're just riding that power metal image like a Nazgul (haha!!). Of course the lyrics are terribly overdriven with pathos and everything else but with the fast-paced insanely well played music it makes an enjoyable mix
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Elerris
Profile Joined July 2011
Australia137 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-30 11:18:40
September 30 2011 11:05 GMT
#399


This...

"I Hope you enjoy the movie, becuase i did too.."
/facepalm
Azera
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
3800 Posts
September 30 2011 11:09 GMT
#400
Friday, Friday, bludgeoning the weakened...

Wait what?
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