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Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
September 06 2011 05:05 GMT
#141
Damn Great Firewall of China for showing me blank spaces instead of copious number of bad songs.

But I so feel this thread, I remember listening to a couple of Rihanna's song on one of those compilation CDs and thinking the music is nice but then as soon as I try to comprehend the lyrics I just went mad and deleted that playlist. And guest rapper in that song is even worse.

There are some artists whose songs have dumb lyrics but do so for fun (like Katy Perry) and I'm cool with that. But Rihanna's music, whilst not meaningful nor serious, isn't clowning around but yet is filled with empty flaunting and flirting and eh-ing and oh-ing in all the wrong places.

And although I may not be able to listen to your music "suggestions", I've lol'd after just reading some of the names.
Starleague Forever. RIP KT Violet~
HyperLink
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada172 Posts
September 06 2011 05:09 GMT
#142
I've all but given up on modern lyrics... I'm tired of the songs played on the radio but there are some gems to be found on the internet.

Definitely not safe for work

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds... it makes ice.
lithiumdeuteride
Profile Joined June 2011
96 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 05:22:03
September 06 2011 05:20 GMT
#143
Let's not forget the classic 'MacArthur Park' by Jimmy Webb:
+ Show Spoiler +

Groundbreaking musical composition...and utterly awful lyrics. Take this portion as an example:

"...between the parted pages and were pressed / in love's hot, fevered iron / like a striped pair of pants"

The music is redeemed, however, by Maynard Ferguson's lyric-free version:
+ Show Spoiler +
Sweet bacteria of Liberia!
jongim
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada289 Posts
September 06 2011 05:21 GMT
#144
Although I agree many songwriters of today lack lyrical aptitude. I believe not all songs need to be poetic in nature.


i am catlul
Taiko
Profile Joined October 2010
Austria78 Posts
September 06 2011 05:27 GMT
#145
i dont what they were smoking but this is on of the dumbest song ever

lyrics:

Every cell of my body is happy
Each cell in the body feels well
(Every cell in my body is happy)
(Each cell in the body feels good)

Each cell at any point
Each cell is filled in a good mood
(Every cell of every point)
(each cell is filled in a good mood)

Every cell of my body is happy
Each cell in the body feel good.
Each cell at any point
Each cell is filled in a good mood.

Every cell of my body is happy
Each cell in the body feel good.
Every cell of my body is happy every cell in the body feel good.
Each cell at any point
Each cell is filled in a good mood.
Each cell at any point
Each cell is filled in a good mood




REmix

Xaerkar
Profile Joined January 2011
United States230 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 05:37:55
September 06 2011 05:28 GMT
#146
On September 06 2011 08:18 WniO wrote:
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
+ Show Spoiler +

such a bad song


I disagree, just because the lyrics are negative doesn't mean they are bad. The band's just expressing their thoughts on pain and how it influences them. I mean look at Last Resort by Papa Roach, lyrics sound sort of weird but it's not like Kesha's Tik Tok where she "brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack" and boys apparently are "blowing up her phones."

+ Show Spoiler +
gosuRob
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States319 Posts
September 06 2011 05:34 GMT
#147
Lil Wayne - 6 foot 7 foot

"Bitch, real G's move in silence like lasagna"

Sorry if that's already been posted, i wouldn't be suprised lol
Rules? There aren't many rules. You fight mean, you win mean. It takes a certain someone
HereticSaint
Profile Joined July 2011
United States240 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 05:43:28
September 06 2011 05:43 GMT
#148
On September 06 2011 13:24 matjlav wrote:
"Why you comin home
5 in the mo'n
Something's goin on
Can I smell yo dick?

Don't play me like a fool
'Cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do
is let me smell yo dick!"


^ I seriously doubt anything can beat this one... the music itself in the background isn't what I'd call good but the lyrics are a thousand times worse.
TL desperately needs an ignore function, willpower only goes so far.
Sedz
Profile Joined February 2011
Australia123 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 06:04:28
September 06 2011 05:49 GMT
#149
Talking about shitty song lyrics, look no further then this examples.

"HELLLLLL YEAH, DRINK IT UP, DRINK, DRINK IT UP...
WHEN SOBER GIRLS AROUND ME DEY BE ACIN LIKE DEY DRUNK.. ACIN LIKE DEY DRUNK... AC ACIN LIKE DEY DRU U UNK

POPPIN BOTTLES IN THE ICE, LIKE A BLIZZARD, WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT GETTING SLIZZARD SIPPIN SIZZARP IN MY RIDE, IN MY RIDE, LIKE THREE SIX, NOW IM FEELING SO FLY LIKE A G6"

fuck that song is horrible.
AsGSedZ.549
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 05:55:37
September 06 2011 05:51 GMT
#150
On September 06 2011 14:49 Sedz wrote:
Talking about shitty song lyrics, look no further then these examples.

"HELLLLLL YEAH, DRINK IT UP, DRINK, DRINK IT UP...
WHEN SOBER GIRLS AROUND ME DEY BE ACIN LIKE DEY DRUNK.. ACIN LIKE DEY DRUNK... AC ACIN LIKE DEY DRU U UNK

POPPIN BOTTLES IN THE ICE, LIKE A BLIZZARD, WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT GETTING SLIZZARD SIPPIN SIZZARP IN MY RIDE, IN MY RIDE, LIKE THREE SIX, NOW IM FEELING SO FLY LIKE A G6"

fuck that song is horrible.



That song is awful. I don't know why it's so popular that the radio would play it every 2 hours.
Ugh

Edit: I think this is a reflection of our current education system in America.
Kids can't even spell...or use spellcheck >_>;;
moo...for DRG
Crazyeyes
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada1342 Posts
September 06 2011 05:55 GMT
#151
On September 06 2011 14:28 Xaerkar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:18 WniO wrote:
Pain, without love
Pain, I can't get enough
Pain, I like it rough
'Cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts6CKH7Tovs

such a bad song


I disagree, just because the lyrics are negative doesn't mean they are bad. The band's just expressing their thoughts on pain and how it influences them. I mean look at Last Resort by Papa Roach, lyrics sound sort of weird but it's not like Kesha's Tik Tok where she "brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack" and boys apparently are "blowing up her phones."

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs

I don't mean to defend kesha, but that's really not all that bad. Especially when compared to some of these other songs. Not those two lyrics you mentioned, at least. They're pretty obvious in meaning. O_o

Half the mainstream songs by Lil Wayne don't have any compreshensible lyrics. :/
WeeEEeeEEEeeEEEeeeEEee!!
Dante08
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Singapore4139 Posts
September 06 2011 05:56 GMT
#152
On September 06 2011 08:26 Alejandrisha wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:23 Stijx wrote:
Well I was listening to Lil' Wayne with some of my friends a few days ago, for a good laugh. We were just commenting on how talentless he was when he said the line "I make it rain so hard, you're gonna need a boat." We all laughed for the next 5 minutes at just how bad that line was. Good times.


Haha I wish my friends were like that.. they actually really like lil wayne which is absolutely infuriating. And then they call me out for not liking it. FML


Do many Americans like lil Wayne? I can't stand his voice
frogrubdown
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
1266 Posts
September 06 2011 06:12 GMT
#153
On September 06 2011 14:34 RobbybabyDTF wrote:
Lil Wayne - 6 foot 7 foot

"Bitch, real G's move in silence like lasagna"

Sorry if that's already been posted, i wouldn't be suprised lol


My vote goes to this as the best lyric posted so far in this thread (best as in least deserving of being here).
Yergidy
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2107 Posts
September 06 2011 06:17 GMT
#154
"To the window. To the wall. Till the sweat drop down my balls"... Nuf' said.
For best effect say each sentence like your reading a poem with a pause in between each one.
One bright day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight; Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other.
Ponyo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1231 Posts
September 06 2011 06:20 GMT
#155
I never thought about it, but then I guess that is why I listen to Skrillex and K-pop.
ponyo.848
frogrubdown
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
1266 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 06:22:56
September 06 2011 06:21 GMT
#156
Kanye really deserves some representation in this thread:

"I know a bar out in mars
Where they driving spaceships instead of cars
Cop a prada space suit about the stars
Getting stupid hah straight up out the jars
Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck
Tell me whats next? Alien sex.
Imma disrobe you
Then Imma probe you
See I abducted you
So I tell you what to do"

I do appreciate his commitment to going completely overboard here, though. I'm glad lyrics like this exist.

edit:
DeepElemBlues
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States5079 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 06:50:52
September 06 2011 06:50 GMT
#157
i get knocked down
but i get up again
youre never gona keep me down
i get knocked down
but i get up again
youre never gona keep me down
(pissing the night away)
(pissing the night away)

so basically youre too drunk to stand up and of course youre in england so they never stop serving you. and this was a good idea for some song lyrics but you gave it a cover of being some kind of protest song.
no place i'd rather be than the satellite of love
Midori8
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia126 Posts
September 06 2011 06:56 GMT
#158
Forever young, I wanna be forever young
Do you really want to live forever

This drives me insane because it asks a question and then answers it.

Otherwise pop music...
Jayve
Profile Joined February 2009
155 Posts
September 06 2011 07:03 GMT
#159
On September 06 2011 14:28 Xaerkar wrote:
I disagree, just because the lyrics are negative doesn't mean they are bad. The band's just expressing their thoughts on pain and how it influences them. I mean look at Last Resort by Papa Roach, lyrics sound sort of weird but it's not like Kesha's Tik Tok where she "brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack" and boys apparently are "blowing up her phones."

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs


What always struck me about this one was: "Waking in the morning feeling like P.Diddy..!"

Always got me thinking: "Wait what? So you feel like a black man when you wake up? How does that work?"
frogrubdown
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
1266 Posts
September 06 2011 07:08 GMT
#160
On September 06 2011 16:03 Jayve wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 14:28 Xaerkar wrote:
I disagree, just because the lyrics are negative doesn't mean they are bad. The band's just expressing their thoughts on pain and how it influences them. I mean look at Last Resort by Papa Roach, lyrics sound sort of weird but it's not like Kesha's Tik Tok where she "brushes her teeth with a bottle of jack" and boys apparently are "blowing up her phones."

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP6XpLQM2Cs


What always struck me about this one was: "Waking in the morning feeling like P.Diddy..!"

Always got me thinking: "Wait what? So you feel like a black man when you wake up? How does that work?"


I think the only relevant part is supposed to be his rock star lifestyle (might don't make it).
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