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crc
Profile Joined October 2009
Australia256 Posts
September 06 2011 10:29 GMT
#201
Power metal has generally some dumb lyrics, they just want to be outrageously epic that it becomes cheesy. If you read the lyrics by themselves, it's as if they write each line seperate from the lines previously, and just focus on being balls out ridiculous. It's almost like:

Line 1: "something to do with epic flames"
Line 2: "hm, now let's do something epic about battle"
Line 3: "now let's write something about epic lightning!"

Seriously. Look up any dragonforce song. Exhibit A, Body Breakdown chorus:

In my heart, in my soul, I am out of control
Fly across the mountains and towards the distant sun
Tears evermore we cry like before
Feel the breakdown of my body - set me free

Exhibit B, Operation Ground and Pound

Far away will our eyes now see the day
For today, the everlasting eternal sun
Washed away the dreams of a brighter day
Forever hold the dream inside the chance to fight another fight
The breaking hearts that stand for all our lives
Live tonight

LOL, it's hard to take them seriously sometimes, but the guitar work is just too awesome to resist.
Wazabo
Profile Joined October 2010
Italy124 Posts
September 06 2011 10:45 GMT
#202


Followed by this



Is pretty good.
ApocAlypsE007
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Israel1007 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 11:07:00
September 06 2011 11:05 GMT
#203
This:

On one of thier live shows even Duvdev (the band's singer) jokes about the lyrics :x
And Scooter fit well into this category with everything he does.
I'm playing the game, the one that will take me to my end, i'm waiting for the rain, TO WASH-- WHO I AM!!!
flexgd
Profile Joined September 2011
183 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 11:23:46
September 06 2011 11:21 GMT
#204
nothing beats "the painted cow"...i mean they actually show a painted cow in their video, how's that...some chicks though
[image loading]

well and scooter in general...their lyrics are 100% completely random
DerNebel
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Denmark648 Posts
September 06 2011 11:31 GMT
#205
On September 06 2011 17:31 rattus22 wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo... (etc.)


Paraphrasing John Lennon: "Let's have them analyse this one!".

Retarded lyrics don't bother me in pop music at all. I draw the line between musicians as entertainers and musicians as artists. Rihanna never, ever intended to let her music be art. She makes catchy music that people can listen to while not thinking at all, and it will sound catchy. "I am the Walrus" is a song intentionally written to sound ridiculous and nonsensical. The Beatles wanted it to be stupid, which is different from just not caring. Kurt Cobain wanted his lyrics to be bitter and meaningless, because that was how he percieved the world.

I would also say, that if the composition is good enough, then to hell with the lyrics, as long as they don't clash with the song. Prime example, "Bohemian Rhapsody". Even the friggin Muppets cover is amazing.

What I really can't stand is repetetive lyrics, obnoxious melodies and talentless compositions. Basically, if the song is annoying, then retarded lyrics just add insult to injury. The most common issue in modern pop is just the downright horrible abuse of everything electronic. It is possible to make synthesizers and voice effects sound good, it has been done, so why the fuck are we stuck with four different types of distortion that remove all sense of humanity? Why are we stuck with synth riffs that all sound alike, because producers can't figure out how to do new things? We are looking at late 80s style pop right now, just way more extreme because of the technological advancements.

I want to listen to pop. I want to listen to metal. I really want to listen to mainstream rock, rap or techno. I am more and more becoming the guy that listens to bands you've never heard of, because creativity and skill apparently equals underground.

TL;DR: This song has really retarded lyrics:
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Sir Psycho Sex
"Turned her cherry pie right into jam"
Vorrenus
Profile Joined March 2010
Afghanistan94 Posts
September 06 2011 11:38 GMT
#206
The infamous "Sometimes people make a war"


"I hate terrorists, and I understand you.
September 11, I'll never forget you. Rest in peace
Catch the bad man, stop your plan, bin Laden, thank Allah.
Yee c'mon. Stop the war. That's right."


so....deep
Shartugal
Profile Joined September 2011
Denmark134 Posts
September 06 2011 17:58 GMT
#207

At 3:18 the naked dude literally says: Your are good for me, just like ginger"
Hot_Bid:" What are your longterm plans?" Seiplo:"Money, fame and bitches"
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45535 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-06 18:11:54
September 06 2011 18:08 GMT
#208
I'm gonna head back to this thread every time I'm in a bad mood.

These songs are frickin hilarious(ly bad).

On September 06 2011 13:24 matjlav wrote:
"Why you comin home
5 in the mo'n
Something's goin on
Can I smell yo dick?

Don't play me like a fool
'Cause that ain't cool
So what you need to do
is let me smell yo dick!"



LOL
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Gnax
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden490 Posts
September 06 2011 18:11 GMT
#209
Radiohead - "Creep", for me. I can't relate to feeling like a creep.
Steel
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Japan2283 Posts
September 06 2011 18:30 GMT
#210
On September 06 2011 08:31 MozzarellaL wrote:
Try this one out for size:



or this:



Wow. I don't know what to say. Couldn't watch the whole thing.

So bad. T_T

Try another route paperboy.
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
September 06 2011 18:46 GMT
#211
the first part about falling into the sky isnt bad. "if you could fall into the sky" "IF" think about it. it could be cool. falling upwards into space or something. nothing with that lyric. its poetic and such.
Dagobert
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Netherlands1858 Posts
September 06 2011 19:12 GMT
#212
Anything with "hey", "babe", "love" in it, all gangsta-rap... the list of bs lyrics is long. Quality is hard to come by in the business of art.
chestnutman
Profile Joined March 2011
176 Posts
September 06 2011 21:34 GMT
#213
On September 06 2011 18:32 Fenrax wrote:
Bakerman

+ Show Spoiler +
is baking bread
+ Show Spoiler +
Bakerman is baking bread
+ Show Spoiler +
Bakerman is baking bread



the night train
+ Show Spoiler +
is coming
+ Show Spoiler +
got to
+ Show Spoiler +
keep on running
+ Show Spoiler +
sagabona kunjaniwana


Well, first thing that came to my mind was this lounge music arrangement of some cannibal corpse lyrics:
+ Show Spoiler +

Not sure if this qualifies as "dumb", I'm sure it makes sense to some, funny nonetheless.
Shewklad
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden482 Posts
September 06 2011 21:38 GMT
#214
On September 06 2011 10:45 MOARpylons wrote:
I really dont have anything against Wiz but something about the repetitive nature of

BLACKNYELLOWBLACKNYELLOWBLACKNYELLOW

just makes me wanna put a gun in my mouth




Instantly thought of this song when I saw the thread.
Bomber || Thorzain || Startale >< No gods, no masters.
-y0shi-
Profile Joined July 2011
Germany994 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 01:55:19
September 07 2011 01:43 GMT
#215
On September 06 2011 13:04 Cloud9157 wrote:
"We're all okay, until the day we're not."

Rise Against-Audience of One.


Nearly fell out of my chair when reading this, really =_="?

The meaning is that we all seem to be ok, we feel great, we feel like everythings all right, until it suddenly crashed down on us.

"Were all ok until the day we're not, the surface shines while the inside rots"

Suddenly realizing that youre not happy, that youve lost your way, lost yourself. Thats what the song is about and that whats the line means. Being ok, feeling ok, until it hits you.

/Fanboy

On September 06 2011 16:35 Turbogangsta wrote:
i hate those RWJ cartoon music vids the lyrics make me cringe.



this song is actualy pretty decent but when i first listened to it i was like wtf "MMMM MMMM MMMM MMMM" thats the title



Its the Terran Theme Song :D

Also how come Manowar havent been mentioned?!
bobwhiz
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States725 Posts
September 07 2011 03:46 GMT
#216
Waka Flocka Flame!
NSFW and Possibly NSFL
+ Show Spoiler +
"I go hard in the motherfuckin' paint, nigga
Leave you stankin' nigga,
What the fuck you thinkin', nigga?
I won't die for this shit or what the fuck I say (Brick Squad)
Front yard, broad day with the SK
See Gucci, that's my motherfucking nigga
I hang in the Dale with them Hit Squad killers
Waka Flocka Flame, one hood-ass nigga
Ridin' real slow, bendin' corners, my nigga"



ALSO- Black Eyed Peas
"You can look but you can't touch it, if you touch it imma(Sic) start some
drama
you don't want no
drama
no no
drama
no no no no
drama."

Monday to Tuesday, Wednesday to Thursday, Friday to Saturday, Saturday to Sunday..
G g g g get with us, you know what they say- Party every day pp pp pp party every day.


Shoot me now. Eugh.
Signatures are simply a cover for having no personality. -Kiante
p0lyph0ny
Profile Joined July 2011
United States217 Posts
September 07 2011 03:47 GMT
#217
face it

pop music these days is just retarded
Cel.erity
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States4890 Posts
September 07 2011 04:07 GMT
#218
By FAR my biggest annoyance in this realm is Fatboy Slim. Such annoying lyrics that try to sound cool, but actually make no sense, and repeat endlessly.


Terrible lyrics, epic video though.


Over...and over...and over...


This one actually has some deeper meanings, but I still hate it. The lyrics explained: http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2003/8/7/12518/77483

You know, I could probably post these forever, so I'm just going to stop.
We found Dove in a soapless place.
Arkanthiel
Profile Joined March 2011
Philippines100 Posts
September 07 2011 04:36 GMT
#219
On September 06 2011 18:37 Adron wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 06 2011 08:59 Arkanthiel wrote:
Open Your Eyes, I see
Your Eyes are open.



but but...but....

robot unicorn! attack!


I know! But those first two likes always make me rage when I hear it. ;_;
Los! Los Cabadrin!
Mtndrew
Profile Joined May 2011
United States174 Posts
September 07 2011 05:00 GMT
#220
2 i can think of off the top of my head..

Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside
Ice, ice ice ice, ice ice ice cream paint job.

and

Inside peanut butter, outside jelly
seven days in a week seven different chevys
black ss with the top blowed off,
fucking with dem boyz get yo top blowed off

not too sure about relating cars to dessert
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