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RTudoRR
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Romania216 Posts
September 07 2011 16:06 GMT
#241
Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools", said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed
In the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence


^^ I wish they'd make songs such as this more...

Bad lyrics...well let's c...how 'bout Friday ? -_-
Tyrr
Profile Joined March 2011
United States216 Posts
September 07 2011 16:12 GMT
#242
I don't know if this has been posted yet, since I only read up to page 7...but..

im bad
Angryhorse
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden387 Posts
September 07 2011 16:17 GMT
#243
I would have to say : PISSING ON A PANDA



"feels good pissing on a panda, real good pissing on a panda. Its cool pissing on a panda, real cool pissing on a panda"
Don't cry blood, the world doesn't revolve around you
OrchidThief
Profile Joined April 2011
Denmark2298 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 16:19:14
September 07 2011 16:18 GMT
#244
Seems kind of redundant with all the mindless popsongs in the thread. I mean, it's not exactly like anyone was already listening to Britney Spears songs and thinking: "Wow that's some wellwritten and very deep lyrics".

Excerpt from "Work it" by Missy Elliot.

I'd like to get to know ya, so I can show ya
Put the pussy on ya, like I told ya
Gimme all your numbers so I can phone ya
Your girl acting stank then call me ov-ah
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my cho-cha
You do or you don't or you will or you won't cha
Go downtown and eat like a vul-cha
See my hips and my tips don'tcha
See my ass and my lips don'tcha
Lost a few pounds in my waist for ya
This the kinda beat that go wa-ta-ta
Ra-ta-ta-ta, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
Sex me so good I say blah-blah-blah
Work it! I need a glass of wat-ah
Boy oh boy its good to know ya

Seriously, wtf. You can't just make sentences rhyme by putting "ya" behind it. This kind of crap is why I really don't feel like ever touching hiphop with a ten foot pole.
Crigget
Profile Joined July 2011
Denmark38 Posts
September 07 2011 16:23 GMT
#245
Kesha. That is all.
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 16:31:30
September 07 2011 16:31 GMT
#246
Not all pop songs have terrible lyrics...
I like "stronger" from britney spears.
"because of you" from neyo
and "miss independent" from kelly clarkson

...does that make me a bad person?
moo...for DRG
ampson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2355 Posts
September 07 2011 16:56 GMT
#247
On September 06 2011 17:31 rattus22 wrote:
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Mister City Policeman sitting
Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying.
I'm crying, I'm crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come, you get a tan
From standing in the English rain.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,
Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
See how they snied.
I'm crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo... (etc.)



To be fair, I'm fairly sure john lennon was on ecstacy for the entire writing process of this song.
Alay
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States660 Posts
September 07 2011 17:27 GMT
#248
Anything by Slayer.

Geez, their lyrics are horrible compared to their music.
Holcan
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2593 Posts
September 07 2011 17:38 GMT
#249
On September 08 2011 02:27 Alay wrote:
Anything by Slayer.

Geez, their lyrics are horrible compared to their music.

Deftones also have a high good music : shitty lyric ratio.
Reference The Inadvertant Joey, Strong talented orchastrasted intelligent character.
AXygnus
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Portugal1008 Posts
September 07 2011 17:42 GMT
#250
On September 08 2011 02:27 Alay wrote:
Anything by Slayer.

Geez, their lyrics are horrible compared to their music.


Really, I like World Painted Blood's lyrics... To an extent.
"To create, to recreate. To create, to recreate. Down to the last seed, I stand with a dark stare. Still silent. Still frighteningly silent."
LowChucky
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom243 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 17:53:44
September 07 2011 17:51 GMT
#251
The Killers - 'Are we human, or are we dancer?'
"I feel like i'm watching two guys take turns at falling down the stairs" - Tasteless
tw!tch
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States563 Posts
September 07 2011 17:58 GMT
#252
On September 08 2011 02:51 LowChucky wrote:
The Killers - 'Are we human, or are we dancer?'


I think this one kinda makes sense. I read somewhere that they were asking if we decide our own fate, or is everything scripted, like dancers.

Doesn't neccessarily make the song any better, but at least it makes sense. Could be wrong though.
meeyoop
Profile Joined December 2010
United States131 Posts
September 07 2011 18:07 GMT
#253
On September 08 2011 02:51 LowChucky wrote:
The Killers - 'Are we human, or are we dancer?'


OH MY GOD yeah, I can't stand this song because of this stupid line.

The lyrics to the 30 Seconds to Mars song "This Is War" make me cringe as well.

+ Show Spoiler +
A Warning to the people,
The Good and the Evil
This Is War
To the Soldier, The Civillian, The Martyr, The Victim
This is War
Its the moment of truth and the moment to lie
The moment to live and the moment to die
The moment to fight, the moment to fight, to fight, to fight, to fight
To the right To the left we will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth, It's a Brave New World from the last to the first
To the right, To the left, We will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth, it's a Brave New World it's a Brave New World it's a Brave New World
A warning to the prophet, the liar, the honest
This is War
To the leader, the pariah, the victim, the messiah
This is war
Its the moment of truth and the moment to lie
And the moment to live and the moment to die
The moment to fight, the moment to fight, to fight, to fight, to fight
To the right, To the left, we will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth, It's a Brave New World from the last to the first
To the right, To the left, We will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth it's a Brave New World, it's a Brave New World, It's A Brave New World

I do believe in the light, raise your hands up to the sky
The fight is done, the war is won, lift your hands toward the sun
toward the sun, toward the sun, the war is won
fight fight fight fight fight (choir)
To the right, To the left, we will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth, It's a Brave New World from the last to the first
To the right, To the left, We will fight to the death
To the Edge of the Earth it's a Brave New World it's a Brave New World It's A Brave New World
A Brave New World
The war is won,
the war is won,
a brave new world

I believe in nothing not the end and not the start
I believe in nothing not the earth and not the stars
I believe in nothing not the day or not the dark
I believe in nothing not but the beating of our hearts
I believe in nothing not 100 suns until we part
I believe in nothing not not in sin and not in God
I believe in nothing not not in peace and not in war
I believe in nothing not but the truth in who we are
HuK: a wild zealot appears! TLO: it's super effective! ||| roller derby saved my soul
DrBoo
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada1177 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 18:12:50
September 07 2011 18:11 GMT
#254
WUB, WUB, WUB!
"DrBoo is an elaborate troll" -Pufftrees
KSMB
Profile Joined April 2011
United States100 Posts
September 07 2011 18:18 GMT
#255
I gotta feeling by the Black Eyed Peas. Absolutely fucking horrible. I had trouble deciding if the song is dumb or vapid. I decided on both.
Q2CTF
reapsen
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Germany559 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-07 18:29:26
September 07 2011 18:29 GMT
#256
"Best" Song Lyrics ever:

Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
September 07 2011 18:36 GMT
#257
On September 08 2011 01:23 Crigget wrote:
Kesha. That is all.

Are you joking me?
"Wake up in the morning feelin' like P.Diddy"
or "Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack"
"Tik Tok goes the clock by the party don't stop and wo-o-o-o-o"
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
mustache
Profile Joined April 2010
Switzerland309 Posts
September 07 2011 18:43 GMT
#258
"I wa-wa-want what you wa-wa-want. Give it to me like boom boom boom" is what you call bad lyrics? what makes you pick that line out? the lyrics of the entire song are garbage

come here rude boy boy, is you big enough, take it take it.. seriously?
Sea_Food
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Finland1612 Posts
September 07 2011 18:51 GMT
#259
I was playing guitar warriors and stumbled upon this song

I thought "man, this is the most awesome song Ive ever heard." Then I hit the one minute mark where the chorus starts and cried.
neoghaleon55
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States7435 Posts
September 07 2011 19:12 GMT
#260
On September 08 2011 03:43 mustache wrote:
"I wa-wa-want what you wa-wa-want. Give it to me like boom boom boom" is what you call bad lyrics? what makes you pick that line out? the lyrics of the entire song are garbage

come here rude boy boy, is you big enough, take it take it.. seriously?



I've always been quite annoyed with the "is you big enough'
Purposely butchering English...not even to make a point, but just to sound ghetto is ridiculous.
Now we're going to have kids going around thinking it's ok to say things like
"hi, is you feeling today?"
>_>;;
moo...for DRG
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