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Inspired by a necro that required the host to play, I bring you Doug's Race.
Meet Doug #1:
![[image loading]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/duban/Doug1.jpg)
Doug is a member of a race of creatures that will be faced with many challenges over the course of this game. Your goal is alter him so his race can survive the challenge presented by the poster above you. Then you put forward the next problem his race will need to overcome.
Challenge #1: Right now Doug and his family are starving to death. They have plenty of food but no way to eat it. Save him from starvation.
Edit: It'll probebly be chaotic at first, but hopefully things will slow down to a pace that's playable after a little bit.
Edit 2: Alright people are being very specific about what he needs. Try to make the solution to your challenge as open ended as possible so the next poster has something to work with and be creative instead of saying "he needs X" where X is some highly specific item.
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I like the idea at first glance, but maybe change it to like the start of his race. It doesn't make sense to say Doug has a family and all, then address the problem that he has never been able to eat food...
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/n77Le.png)
should I add a challenge? if so, Dawg loves football but he just cant.
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On July 14 2011 09:36 Baladeva wrote:
I like the idea at first glance, but maybe change it to like the start of his race. It doesn't make sense to say Doug has a family and all, then address the problem that he has never been able to eat food...
Yeah, lore and continuity are important in a game like this. 
I like the idea, looking forward to seeing some of the replies!
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Whoa this just got me thinking how Protoss eat... maybe through their feet like Andalites.
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Portugal23 Posts
the world is now a better place with DOUG-RA
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/T4UFS.jpg)
edit: doug now wants to learn more SPESHUL TACTICS!
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On July 14 2011 09:45 BhT- wrote:the world is now a better place with DOUG-RA
You're a little too slow, and you forgot to post a challlenge for the next poster to overcome.
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I think the point is DOUG-RA can overcome any challenge. 
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/DNacE.png)
Doug now has hands (crappy ones but hey! im not an artist)
Doug cant hear very well help him out.
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On July 14 2011 09:50 MaliciousMirth wrote:Doug now has hands (crappy ones but hey! im not an artist) Doug cant hear very well help him out.
lol the previous poster is from brazil, might be referring to soccer
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On July 14 2011 09:50 MaliciousMirth wrote:Doug now has hands (crappy ones but hey! im not an artist) Doug cant hear very well help him out.
The person who posted about football was from Brazil so I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he probably meant the one that you need feet for.
EDIT: Ninjad
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Ears for Doug!
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/HfF0H.png)
but the one thing he hates most is not having a nose to smell all the beautiful flowers at his local park
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nose for doug!
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/vjHYz.png)
but he keeps getting dirt and shit in his eyes, help him out!
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oops!! oh well.... I love Football (American) and, just, like Football( the real thing) so that was the first thing that popped in my head and i went with it....sorry 
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/xPeTg.png)
I tried to put some glasses on Doug, but they just fell off because his ears are in the wrong place .
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On July 14 2011 10:03 Sentient wrote:I tried to put some glasses on Doug, but they just fell off because his ears are in the wrong place .
What is your challenge so I can edit it?
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On July 14 2011 10:03 Sentient wrote:I tried to put some glasses on Doug, but they just fell off because his ears are in the wrong place .
I can't help but wonder what's under that top hat if his ears can come out from there.
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On July 14 2011 10:03 DeepBlu2 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 14 2011 10:03 Sentient wrote:I tried to put some glasses on Doug, but they just fell off because his ears are in the wrong place . What is your challenge so I can edit it?
The challenge is a way to keep his sunglasses on because his ears aren't in the right spot.
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On July 14 2011 10:03 DeepBlu2 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 14 2011 10:03 Sentient wrote:I tried to put some glasses on Doug, but they just fell off because his ears are in the wrong place . What is your challenge so I can edit it?
The challenge is to find a way to attach the glasses .
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Nothing can compare to the epicness of Captain Bebo and his Bitch Shine[Kal].
FANA, Y u B BANNED?!?!?!? fuuuuuuuuuuuu
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![[image loading]](http://i55.tinypic.com/2lctym1.png)
Doug finds a pair of sweet goggles and his eyes feel amazing. However he's always wanted a pair of robot legs to run faster than everyone else!
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On July 14 2011 10:05 Sentient wrote:Show nested quote +On July 14 2011 10:03 DeepBlu2 wrote:On July 14 2011 10:03 Sentient wrote:I tried to put some glasses on Doug, but they just fell off because his ears are in the wrong place . What is your challenge so I can edit it? The challenge is to find a way to attach the glasses .
There is no way I can do this.. I'll try i guess.....
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/QsLnM.jpg)
Doug's ears fell off as he tried to put on his glasses, and they turned into a butterfly, oh no! Now he's bleeding! Quick, Doug is freezing to death--he needs a fur coat!
EDIT: If you like the other one better, you can use his instead 
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On July 14 2011 10:07 Hikko wrote:Doug's ears fell off as he tried to put on his glasses, and they turned into a butterfly, oh no! Now he's bleeding! Quick, Doug is freezing to death--he needs a fur coat! EDIT: If you like the other one better, you can use his instead
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/NjZJZ.jpg)
He now needs a vuvuzela
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/ZsVOx.png)
Doug has gotten his fur coat and patched his ears after finding a vuvuzela... but he still does not have any robot legs.
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On July 14 2011 10:21 TadH wrote:He now needs a vuvuzela
Why would he need a vuvuzela? Anyways I think I need to step in. You guys are getting very specific about what he "needs" with no purpose behind it.
Rather than say something like
"He needs a coat"
Try something more along the lines of
"He's freezing to death"
Instead of
"He needs robot legs"
try
"His fleshy body aren't very good and he needs a better way of getting around"
etc.
It's more open ended that way. The way you guys are doing this the next person needs to draw a very specific item instead of solving an open ended problem. Asking for a vuvuzela is just way too specific and limiting to the next poster.
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![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/HfCE5.png)
he did not like symetrical legs
challenge:
doug feels lonely, he needs someone, or something, that can take his loneliness away
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fuuuu ninja. brb
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/6sweg.jpg)
He found himself a nice mirror!
Now if he just needs some running shoes.
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/CdrWG.jpg)
He's got some nikes he found in the back of a bus.
As functional as his current evolution is it is not very appealing towards the ladies. challenge is to make him a ladiesman
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Waiting for the first penis..
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/hNMPZ.jpg)
find him a lady to impress
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What the hell is this lol...
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/3OeAg.png)
Turns out Doug impressed some pretty high quality ladies but soon he discovered that she was just trying to interview him and was actually a dragon made of steel!
Challenge: Help Doug defend against the Excellence of the Steel Dragon!
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Gq6NU.png)
Doug now has fire breathing power and spikes on his right knee to fend off the Steel Dragon's Excellence
but sadly, he killed it, and now is attempting an escape from law enforcement
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if only my mac has mspaint (( I have the PERFECT one for the law enforcement
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On July 14 2011 13:04 FroZen(-_-) wrote:
but sadly, he killed it, and now is attempting an escape from law enforcement
![[image loading]](http://i52.tinypic.com/33a85lt.png)
So he got a car.
But he drove so fast he caught on fire -- help!
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![[image loading]](http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/6066/dougfanart.jpg)
im a fan of doug
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/5atQ7.jpg)
Doug now is on the run from the cops, they chase him with a car, while he is running. Can he get away? There is a fence, he could jump over, or he could try to steal a car or hide somewhere...
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![[image loading]](http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/5377/gq6nu.jpg)
Doug uses the perfect disguise to lose the cops. Where can he hide the body?
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On July 14 2011 13:24 Turbogangsta wrote:im a fan of doug
You win, artiste-with-an-e. Time to pack it in, boys!
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Damn turbogansta's is sexy.
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Doug trampolines over the fence, away from the cops.
![[image loading]](http://i55.tinypic.com/2uf5cgh.png)
But now, Doug wishes he had a house to live in. He's sick and tired of being outside!
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Such fail on being ninja'd, whoever goes next go off of this post:
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/8bH87.png) Doug Hides the body in a seemingly innocent recycling bin. Doug is tired from a long day of work and bloodshed.. He needs to go to the bathroom but can't because there is no place to go! He has a bladder problem and you must hurry! How will you make him go to the bathroom? 
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only 3 pages before he got a penis? o_o
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this thread is messed up haha
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no1 man enough to draw a penic
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On July 14 2011 14:04 HeavOnEarth wrote:
only 3 pages before he got a penis? o_o
Only? I'm impressed ;o
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/HE8dr.png)
Unfortunately, Doug was arrested by said cops and thrown in jail for his deeds. Doug needs a couple dumbells to work out with so he can put on [more] muscle and make someone in his cell his bitch.
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I went from OP to page three and now Doug is not recognizable anymore. Why is he on fire and next to a clone??
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/pH3bn.png)
Doug has been lifting weights and training hard to be the strongest one in the prison, he gets into a fight with another guy and ends up with a bleeding nose and a black eye, he has to get some medical care for his eye and nose but there are no doctors in his prison, will you help Doug? :D
P.S: wow my paint skills suck.
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/IxAjC.jpg)
While there was no doctor in the prison, they did have a hot medic in a space suit.
Now he just needs to romance the medic to get out and go with her.
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/fog7V.jpg)
He gave her a flower but she said no. So now he has to try harder to romance her!
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Doug decides that the only logical course of action is to become a surfer because chicks dig surfers. After hanging ten on a sweet wave Doug comes back onto shore to notice a beach bully jiggling his pecs at his girl! What should Doug do?
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/73Fmx.png)
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On July 14 2011 17:56 SoMuchBetter wrote:Doug decides that the only logical course of action is to become a surfer because chicks dig surfers. After hanging ten on a sweet wave Doug comes back onto shore to notice a beach bully jiggling his pecs at his girl! What should Doug do? + Show Spoiler +
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/xW8at.png)
Doug calls in his mate from the KGB. However, he now needs a lot of cash to pay for the costs of the assassination. How will he get this money?
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/aSBlv.jpg)
Selling drugs of course! Now he knows Pete who has a big stash of marijuana hidden in his garage. And Doug wants to steal it. Is it possible someone cought him stealing the weed from Petes garage on a secret camera?
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So Doug went to jail, and now he is selling drugs to make money? D:
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On July 14 2011 21:59 MrMotionPicture wrote:
So Doug went to jail, and now he is selling drugs to make money? D:
Well in his defense, jails have nice market for drugs.
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Wait. How did Doug get out of jail?
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On July 14 2011 13:24 Turbogangsta wrote:im a fan of doug
i think this should be the final draw, amazing.
just start with a new race and try to be more open-ended for the challenge of the next artist
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He turned my 2nd grade ninja turtle arms into masterpieces by comparison.....yeah you win!!!
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On July 14 2011 22:15 Chargelot wrote:
Wait. How did Doug get out of jail?
Who said he got out?
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On July 15 2011 00:41 SoMuchBetter wrote:Who said he got out?
That just makes it weirder!
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Lol what is this, one of the randomest thread ever x'D
Save this for later eh?
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while in jail, doug started surfing, selling dope, and has to get some weed from a garage
this shit is amazing :D
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so are we going to wait for a new race, or do we still have a challenge for doug. If we have a challenge, what is it?
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lol this actually turned out a lot better than I thought it ever would. And the fanart that one guy drew was actually really awesome xD
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I think the drawing on page 2 wins, and you guys should start a new Doug.
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On July 15 2011 01:29 PDizzle wrote:
while in jail, doug started surfing, selling dope, and has to get some weed from a garage
this shit is amazing :D
Well, its not Dougs fault YOUR country has no in-jail-beaches !
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United States4796 Posts
New Start!
His name is Cella.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/OuNlT.png)
Challenge 1: Cella's going to the pool. How's he going to move?
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On July 15 2011 02:32 DivinO wrote:New Start!
His name is Cella. Challenge 1: Cella's going to the pool. How's he going to move?
Cella uses a Jetpack to move around.. He has no way to operate it though!
Challenge 2: How will you make him operate it?
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/zvA9G.png)
HOLY CHECK
p.s. jetpack is water-proof.
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Ho my god, this thread is gold. The story of Doug is so good, someone got to make a book about it.
Sad story of the ballguy who killed the Excellent! woman by accident.
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Cella's left eye's movements are now being recorded and used to control the jetpack.
![[image loading]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/duban/Cello.jpg)
Too bad he doesn't have a way to get past the machine gun nests, which can fire much farther than his jetpack's maximum altitude.
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/GVl4j.png)
By wiring it directly into his brain, obviously. On his way to the pool, Cella notices a hostage situation at the local bank! What should he do?
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On July 15 2011 02:47 SoMuchBetter wrote:By wiring it directly into his brain, obviously. On his way to the pool, Cella notices a hostage situation at the local bank! What should he do?
ninjaed.. hmmm. which one should go? the 2nd one is better but he didn't go first.
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He could use eye movements and his brain for control
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I combined both of the previous suggestions. Let's move on. Sorry if I didn't do SoMuchBetter's wires up to his standards.
On his way to the pool, Cella notices a hostage situation (with machine gun nests, which can fire much farther than his jetpack's maximum altitude.) at the local bank! What should he do?
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Sxcqe.jpg)
edit: duban's is way better lol. thought that counts tho!
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![[image loading]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/duban/Cello2.jpg)
Problem solved. Now that the criminal's shirt is snared in the grappling hook where is Cella going to drop the criminal off?
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A wild Sarlacc pit appears!
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/ZIKFI.png)
Unfortunately it seems as though Cella's conscience has gotten the better of him/her/it and he/she/it cannot morally resolve this situation, yet. How will Cella confront his/her/its inner turmoil (nevermind the gender confusion)?
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In the stress of his moral dilemma, cella magically ends up growing a pair, resolving both his inner turmoil and his gender questionability. He then drops the robber to his death.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/5TH0c.png)
Unfortunately the blood and Cella's uncanny resemblance to a reaper attract a flock of mutalisks. What will cella do to defend himself from them?
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/kuj8G.jpg)
A wild Thor appears!
"Thor is here!"
And shoots them off.
Now Thor is asking for some money for his drugs...
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Cella's Jetpack gets a serious overhaul to a much more powerful, and efficient, version. He blasts off away from the thor and mutalisks.
![[image loading]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/duban/Cella3.jpg)
...but not before the thor launches a barrage of missiles at him.
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Cella uses a magical rainbow box shield to defend himself from the thor's missiles, and escapes the mutalisks and thor using his super-jetpack thing
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/lr4ph.jpg)
But now he's hungry. Where can cella grab a bite to eat?
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this thread is retarded
i love it
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It was close, but yours is funnier! gogo!
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Cella goes to subway, but someone is going to eat his sandwich.
How does Cella deal with it?
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On July 15 2011 04:53 Tacosalad wrote:
It was close, but yours is funnier! gogo!
Meh. Personally, I liked your challenge more. Cella could use some more limbs/body-parts/abilities/etc.
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On July 15 2011 05:03 Duban wrote:Show nested quote +On July 15 2011 04:53 Tacosalad wrote:
It was close, but yours is funnier! gogo! Meh. Personally, I liked your challenge more. Cella could use some more limbs/body-parts/abilities/etc.
make super saiyan arms to beat up goku
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On July 14 2011 09:43 Jiffymix wrote:
Whoa this just got me thinking how Protoss eat... maybe through their feet like Andalites.
Get this:
Protoss don't eat. They get all their energy from photosynthesis — LOL.
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Cella uses Top 3 Control to steal the Sandwhich back from Son Goku, but he needs a bag to hide it or otherwise he's going to die a painful death. Can you help him?
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Im laughing and watching..
I just wanted yall to know.
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Cella creates an arbiter to hide from Goku!
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/SJ3uL.png)
Too bad he doesnt actually have any arms to eat the sandwich with
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He now has a bio-robotic arm to eat with.
![[image loading]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/duban/Cella4.jpg)
Unfortunately, as soon as attempts to eat it a Dark Archon mind controls his arbiter. He is no longer cloaked, but mr goku is...
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Wouldn't the Dark Archon be invisible as well?
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On July 15 2011 05:53 Sprungjeezy wrote:
Wouldn't the Dark Archon be invisible as well?
He's too far away.
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Then why is Goku invisible?
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On July 15 2011 05:55 Sprungjeezy wrote:
Then why is Goku invisible?
He must be a lot closer now...
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The ghost EMPs around Cella, but how is he going to fight Goku?
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+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/6HqTb.png) Cella went super sayan 3, but gokus friend galactus showed up, who can back cella up?
ninjad
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Lol, got a little out of hand. Faced with such fierce enemies, Cella thinks quick and pulls out some credit cards to buy Goku some food.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/VhTSE.png)
Now Cella is going to be broke. How will he get enough money to support him/his family if he has one?
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Goku invites Cella to follow him home to share the food.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/bn5rP.png)
His driveway is long though and Goku suggests to Cella that he can pay off the food debt, by cleaning the driveway...
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This is one of the most funnywtfawesome threads ever.
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Cella dips down in to the driveway in an effort to pay off his debts when his thrusters accidentally light the entire thing on fire. Oh no!
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/elU6z.png)
Hurry! Goku is still in there! Should he put it out, or make his great escape?
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i lost power just as i finished cella fanart and i was really happy with it. gg no save
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Using his magical head bucket, Cella extinguishes the flames and saves Goku.
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But oh neoooo! Cella's thrusters run off hydrogen power and he used his last quantity of water to put out the fire. If he doesn't find an alternative source of power, he'll crash and die D: How ever will he escape from this dilemma?
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On July 15 2011 14:07 Turbogangsta wrote:
i lost power just as i finished cella fanart and i was really happy with it. gg no save
noooooo. are you going to remake it? celle is getting a lil bit too crazy
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Celle goes to school to learn about electrolysis and builds two antennas to split the water vapor in air into hydrogen and oxygen using electricity generated by powering up.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/exVrQ.jpg)
Because he is so smart, he now realizes that his life will be a consistent string of trials and that he will never be truly happy. How will Celle deal with his newfound cynicism?
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Cella turns to the life of drugs.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/aX0yj.jpg)
oh no! Now he is addicted! Someone or something must intervene to stop this destructive behavior.
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Because he is so smart, he now realizes that his life will be a consistent string of trials and that he will never be truly happy. How will Celle deal with his newfound cynicism?
Haha Awesome one :D
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A life of drugs (and a 911 call from Goku) landed Cella in prison, where he met a fellow named Doug.
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"You want to stop that destructive behavior?" Doug asks, with his manly red lips. "I've got just the thing to help you out with that." He pulls out a bag with some white powder inside.
Should Cella trust his new friend?
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On July 15 2011 15:13 Whole wrote:Cella turns to the life of drugs. oh no! Now he is addicted! Someone or something must intervene to stop this destructive behavior.
Oh no...It turns out his dealer played a nasty trick on Cella!
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Op6xa.jpg)
"This isn't ectasty.....it's viagra!" exclaimed Cella.
Cella is obviously quite embarrassed, what can he do now!?
:OOOOO O O O OO O O
btw cool story bro's.
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LOL this last page is too epic!
^ninjaed but funny. go off first cella + doug!
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![[image loading]](http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9009/cellafanart2.jpg)
bet you all forgot he had a grapling hook
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i combined them
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/7SYbr.jpg)
+ Show Spoiler +Doug offers white power to help Cella's erectile dysfunction. Will Doug trust his new friend?
regardless, it is GG. turbogansta wins again
On July 15 2011 15:41 Turbogangsta wrote:bet you all forgot he had a grapling hook
Cella and Doug are in prison. who will be the next creature to end up there?
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in before Cella Doug prison sex
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i assume prison is the end of the story for now (until enough are sent there to plan a jail break)
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moomoo the cow wants to learn to play starcraft, but he has no hands to get started
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On July 15 2011 15:41 Whole wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Doug offers white power to help Cella's erectile dysfunction. Will Doug trust his new friend?
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/GbkHO.png)
I don't see how this helps. What else can save the day? How does Cella get out of prison?
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On July 15 2011 15:55 ZidaneTribal wrote:
i assume prison is the end of the story for now (until enough are sent there to plan a jail break)
i was going for turbogangsta's fanart to be the end because usually when he is done, we have an absurd amount of stuff on it.
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With those two in prison we can start with a new one. Of course the new start will eventually end up in prison, so lets make it interesting and add a female.
First challenge: She needs a street name, and perhaps a way to move around.
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On July 15 2011 15:58 Whole wrote:Show nested quote +On July 15 2011 15:55 ZidaneTribal wrote:
i assume prison is the end of the story for now (until enough are sent there to plan a jail break) i was going for turbogangsta's fanart to be the end because usually when he is done, we have an absurd amount of stuff on it.
I disagree. I don't think we have enough.
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Obviously, she's Tankgirl!
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My paint skills suck. Badly.
Thanks for the PM! I totally forgot the next challenge.
Tankgirl needs a way to gather fuel for her tank, obviously!
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This thread is amazingly funny <3
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My paint skills suck. Badly.
I'll interpret that as the challenge.
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Tankgirl is on her way to improve her painting skills, but she needs something to paint with and something to paint!
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dont let my picture stop you guys. im just putting them into perspective dont care if it isnt the end result. they arent that good anyway lol
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I'm just so impressed right now, god you guys are awesome.
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She has found a flux capacitor to power her tank.
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Tankgirl or MCTanK as shes known on the streets has rubbed her face on the paint pallet to depict her present emotions.
She is sad becuase she has no hands to paint with or install her flux capacitor.
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Can't do it myself, but she needs to make some Zergling road-kill and surgically attach their long claws as arms.
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Why cant you do it yourself its paint! common guys don't let it die!
MCTanK has a rep to protect.
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Hahahaha I rofl'd so hard when Cella met Doug in prison. Keep it up this thread is awesome.
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Tankgirl has attached two arms so she can finally learn how to paint, but she still needs something that she can paint on.
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Tankgirl finds wally the walrus to paint on and paints an apple on his back. She immediately falls in love. Where should they go/do on there first date?
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They go to a fancy restaurant for their first date.
MCTanK has cheered up
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but wally has spilt his wine.
how will they clean it up?
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![[image loading]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/duban/MCTank.jpg)
As Wally returns from the bathroom, after cleaning himself off, he realizes his mistake. MCTank is being towed for being illegally parked inside a restaurant! Help Wally save his girlfriend.
P.S. This game is now about BOTH Wally and MCTank, in equal parts.
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Holy smoke what is this LOL
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Double Edit** I misinterpreted Im dumb lol.
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On July 16 2011 03:01 Mementoss wrote:EDIT* poster above to solve the previous challenge of cleaning up the spilt wine because the tow truck was luckily dragging an old towel that flew up onto the back and got attached on the way to the resturant. ![[image loading]](http://i54.tinypic.com/j6h4df.png) Challenge above poster suggested remains the same.
I meant to imply the reason for being in the bathroom was to clean himself off.
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This worked so much better on somethingawful lol
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Its working great! contribute!
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/bwwZA.jpg)
Wally saves MCTank-girl by bribing the truckdriver.
But, now their date is ruined... What do they do to make up for the ruined date?
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it's less epic when you don't use paint.
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On July 16 2011 04:35 obesechicken13 wrote:
it's less epic when you don't use paint.
I agree, no more pasting other images.
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![[image loading]](http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/7977/dreamck.jpg)
Turns out the whole event was a dream She dreamed up while she was dreaming
But now, she needs to go deeper.
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![[image loading]](http://i1099.photobucket.com/albums/g390/Yergidy/TLpost.jpg)
When she awoke she found that she has Amnesia! She is in an old 19th century castle. She needs to continue her Dark Descent!, but it is too dark in the hallway, she eyes a lantern on a desk, but has no way of grabbing it! How will she grab the lantern?
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What lantern?
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The being formerly known as Tankgirl grew a manly arm in order to retrieve the lantern only to realize it never existed in the first place. She scratches her head in confusion.
What is going on here? Tankgirl needs some kind of hint!
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/UXKYT.png)
turns out that was all a dream
or is it?
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![[image loading]](http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/2064/pinkyn.jpg)
whats going on pinky?
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/ThYvN.jpg)
Pinky was apparently looking at something naughty! Someone walks in the room! Oh no! What does pinky do?
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omfg this thread is great
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Pinky does the only thing Pinky can do! GO TO JAIL! While watching por-something "naughty", Pinky accidentally left open the "Borrowed From The Internet" folder, and of course our "someone" happens to love enforcing copyrights.
![[image loading]](http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/9374/pinkyz.png)
And so I guess that lands our third character where our other two have ended...
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![[image loading]](http://img803.imageshack.us/img803/4361/pinkyn.png)
But what's this!? Pinky grew another manly arm and was able to bend open her jailcell bars! Is Pinky going to make a run for it???
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Ah, but Pinky has just not noticed something... running is quite hard with NO LEGS! Pinky is in a panic, and the guards are trying to intervene before Pinky can escape.
![[image loading]](http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/2320/oblivionguard.png)
Now what is Pinky to do?
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whoops wrong thread, but working on a reply anyway
edit: nvm, they changed paint on me way too much.
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On July 16 2011 13:04 Wik wrote:Ah, but Pinky has just not noticed something... running is quite hard with NO LEGS! Pinky is in a panic, and the guards are trying to intervene before Pinky can escape. Now what is Pinky to do?
AHAHAHAHA! Awesome Oblivion reference rofl!
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Luckily for Pinky she sprouts forth a beautiful set of crab legs to escape from the prison guards (as we all know 6 legs are better then 2).
![[image loading]](http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i461/nugget-92/Crabman.png)
However, Pinky is suffering under the blisteringly hot sun and wants to get some shade.
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![[image loading]](http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/476/runpinky.png)
RUN PINKY(tankgurl)
edit: go go crab legs
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On July 16 2011 13:04 Wik wrote:Ah, but Pinky has just not noticed something... running is quite hard with NO LEGS! Pinky is in a panic, and the guards are trying to intervene before Pinky can escape. Now what is Pinky to do?
I know it's been mentioned already, but yay to the Oblivion reference!
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Pinky has been updated with a mind controlled cyber umbrella.......but now hes running out of fuel to fuel all of this mech tech!
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oh god this looks like an insanely fun game :D
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Pinky realizes that she will need the flux capacitor and decides to go inside her dream to confront herself to take the flux capacitor
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Knowing how much she needs the flux capacitor Mctanky refuses to hand over the flux capacitor , so what will pinky do?
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So Pinky decides to use force, and tries to go High-Templar on McTanky/Tankgurl/Whatever AKA Herself. While turning out yellow rather than blue, Mctanky/Tankgurl/Etc is no more, and the flux capacitor is Pinky's!
![[image loading]](http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/4114/amgx.png)
But now Wally is out for vengeance, and he has a very crude, poor looking gun in hand.
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To comply with the suggestion below
+ Show Spoiler +Pinky realises the only way to retrieve the flux capacitor is to kill her dream self. Luckily, the recently installed cyber umbrella is also a LASER BEAM! Fearing for his life Tankgirl's walrus friend runs away in grief. ![[image loading]](http://i1095.photobucket.com/albums/i461/nugget-92/Lasers-1.png) However, the laser beam has drained the last of Pinky's energy and she need to connect the flux capacitor in a hurry!
Edit: Ninjaed
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/aVIhD.png)
Pinky quickly drinks some Brawndo and now has enough energy to run away! But unbeknownst to her, Brawndo is what plants crave!
edit: wait. are we still outside the jail? and how come we didnt meet CElla/ Doug in there?
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OT: Is it me or does the cyber umbrellia look like the antennae on the phone booth from bill and ted's excellent adventure?
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/MwlJj.png)
Pinky realizes that there is a reason that plants are at the bottom of the foodchain, and devours them. But now he/she/it has eaten so much that its stomach hurts. What can it do about that?
Edit: I think we are running from a jail inside Pinkys dream, where we needed to go to get that flux capacitator?
Edit2: Ok, its the other way around. We are running from jail and at that time decided to take the flux capacitator from the dream. So the jail is real. Ish.
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Luckily, Pinky's best friend Sticko comes along.
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Sticko offers laxatives, but knowing Sticko's shady past, it may be a scam. Will Pinko trust the friendship or turn down Sticko's offer? (If you turn down the offer, Sticko may get enraged, but that is up to the next guy =P)
edit:
if you get ninja'd put your stuff in a spoiler to make it less confusing and it allows people browsing the thread to get a better flow of the game.
Random comments in the spoiler.
+ Show Spoiler +edit2: tomorrow, ill make a post that the OP can link to that will update the chain of events for each character.
edit3: I really like this only paint thing. Using pictures ruined and over crowded the other ones. Keep this up guys.
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Pinky realizes what's happening and is about to put up her friend zone when suddenly Baller appears from TL blogs to help his homeslice, Sticko, out. Even the friendzone can not hold off Baller for long. What should she do against the immovable object, baller, and unstoppable force that is the plant snapping at her feet?
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Little did Baller know, Sticko is actually Jaedong! Being more baller than Baller, Jaedong takes care of him like it was a JvZ, using his death stare instead of mutas.
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Baller is no more, but Jaedong's stare has no effect on plants! Now Pinky must take care of the plant, AND Jaedong wants compensation for his help! What is pinky to do!
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straight up, this is the strangest thing I've ever seen on the internet.
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/x0ZID.png)
Pinky has gained the powers of The Wanna Be The Guy! His cape gives him the ability to double jump, and it also has a music player that plays epic 8 bit music dependent on the environment! He also obtained a gun, which can ironically only shoot when there are 4 bullets or less on the screen. He needs to get to the victory orb, but there's a cherry tree in the way. The evil cherries will fall on her and splatter her into a million pieces if she doesn't avoid it. How will she get past the evil cherries to the victory orb? (http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/)
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Before dealing with silly cherries, Pinky had an epiphany! "Why am I wasting time without pointless problems, when I could just leave the dream"!. With flux capacitor in hand, Pinky leaves her dream.
![[image loading]](http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/7292/74079289.png)
Oh? What is this? The flux capacitor has fallen to the ground, and pinky can not move because her energy is too low! How is Pinky going to hookup the flux capacitor now?
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this is like the most hilarious thread ever
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No choice must wait for energy..... What a long wait..... When will Pinky be able to move again?
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Part of Pinky's mech tech is a hidden cheap ass grappling hook.....IT WILL BREAK AFTER 1 USE.......but its enough to get the flux capacitor to her crotch where it belongs..
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Now that pinky has unlimited power she needs somewhere to go......shes been standing outside of the jail house for a long time now!
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There is some serious win in this thread.
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Zpyn0.png)
There is only one thing to do, Destroy the Jail. But first he needs some Better Weapons
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![[image loading]](http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3797/pinkyt.png)
After the grapple hook retracted the flux capacitor into her crotch, it caused her to hurt herself, HOWEVER, as she's now warping out of this dream, none of the above matters!
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/Hi0uT.png)
And wakes up in Jail.....
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He tries his flux capacitor, but it malfunctions, and brings forth some friends... Now how the hell do they get out?
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That means it's time for a reset. Working on a new character now.
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Meet BLU-00. Zero, as he has come to be known, is the Dougverse's first artificial life form.
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How does he react to having life thrust upon him?
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*edit ninja'd guess Wally wont be coming back yet =(.
+ Show Spoiler +Look whos baaaackkkk its Wally the Walrus! ![[image loading]](http://i55.tinypic.com/1zahx0.png) Wally loves pickles but cannot open the pickle jar with his floppy slippery fins, how will wally overcome this challenge?
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Zero reacts to having life thrust upon him by thrusting back. Zero is signed up to compete in a race today, but up coming into the Dougverse all his moving parts have been destroyed, what will Zero do!?
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What have you guys DONE HERE!?
This is MADNESS!
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Just like a Cliche AI Movie
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He kills all the lab members first when he wakes up
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No one is around to press the B button and zero evolves into pacman.
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Now he just needs something to eat...
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![[image loading]](http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/120/zeroug.png) Zero quickly gets bored of the arcade series. Being a programmed, artificial life-form, Zero performs his daily system restart. He wipes his cache, checks system registry and performs his boot operation. It turns out the scientists who programmed him designed Zero for one thing and one thing only.... WORLD DOMINATION. Zero's system is overridden by the operation and at the same time granted access to a plethora weapons, devices and utilities to fulfill his task.
But be careful Zero, running all those devices at the same time might not be good for your system!
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On July 17 2011 10:03 sureshot_ wrote:Zero quickly gets bored of the arcade series. Being a programmed, artificial life-form, Zero performs his daily system restart. He wipes his cache, checks system registry and performs his boot operation. It turns out the scientists who programmed him designed Zero for one thing and one thing only.... WORLD DOMINATION. Zero's system is overridden by the operation and at the same time granted access to a plethora weapons, devices and utilities to fulfill his task. But be careful Zero, running all those devices at the same time might not be good for your system!
Which in turn.....
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CAUSED ZERO TO CRASH!!!!!
What will happen to zero now?
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After the blue screen, Zero was finished with windows.
So he installed Debian.
However, due to the intelligence he gained from becoming a linux user, his brain is at risk of exploding! How will he avoid this problem?
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To prevent brain rupture he wore a heavy steel Armor around at all times now he is set to accomplish his goals for World Domination. So he begins his journey....
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Zero is able to arrive to a digital reality through the matrix! What is the setting of this new and strange environment?!
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When A stranger came up to him and asked
"Red Pill? or Blue?"
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Why have all of these led up to drugs T___T
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Zero decides to analyze the pills before making a decision... what do they contain?
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zero thinks these ingredients can't be right. I must be hallucinating. What is he to do?
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While zero was taking time to make his decision, it turns out the stranger was actually using the properties of this 2d matrix to trick our hero!
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With the large toy car thrust violently into our hero's face, how will he recover?!
edit: adapted my image to it being ninja'd
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After facing facial injuries, he looks in front of him again to notice that the man pulls his hands out of his sleeves. Again he is faced with the decision. So this time, he uses the 4th dimension and chooses both at the same time.
Left: How will he escape the tank?
Right: How will he escape the room?
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this thread is a trainwreck. i would've liked to see doug evolve without the lack of creativity or copy pasting real life stuff into it but i guess this is also entertaining quite a few people lol.
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On July 17 2011 13:42 Terranist wrote:
this thread is a trainwreck. i would've liked to see doug evolve without the lack of creativity or copy pasting real life stuff into it but i guess this is also entertaining quite a few people lol.
well now we've discontinued pasting real images. mostly everything is in paint now.
edit: oh wow i forgot to do the comprehensive story. Ill get to it tomorrow. promise!
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Turns out that in both dimensions both the tube and his bed where over a Dimensional connector machine. The machine connected his two dimensions and then he was jailed for doing drugs.
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All of that shock of connecting dimensions has went straight to his bladder, and he is too weak to get out of bed. How will he get to the toilet in his cell without the energy to get out of bed?
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On July 17 2011 13:42 Terranist wrote:
this thread is a trainwreck. i would've liked to see doug evolve without the lack of creativity or copy pasting real life stuff into it but i guess this is also entertaining quite a few people lol.
For the most part I find the trainwreck state of this to be what makes a good amount of laughs.
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By researching Blink! Which costs no Energy =D Now that he has gone to the toilet, How do he get out of the jail cell?
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On July 17 2011 14:07 Chezinu wrote:
Do one above.
When He blinked down he lost vision of higher ground. He needs High ground vision, You can always blink down but Blinking up is a problem
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I am laughing so hard right now, the lack of creativity is hilarious.
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Doug's Story
+ Show Spoiler +Right now Doug and his family are starving to death. They have plenty of food but no way to eat it. Save him from starvation. Dawg loves football but he just cant. Doug cant hear very well help him out. but the one thing he hates most is not having a nose to smell all the beautiful flowers at his local park but he keeps getting dirt and shit in his eyes, help him out! I tried to put some glasses on Doug, but they just fell off because his ears are in the wrong place Doug's ears fell off as he tried to put on his glasses, and they turned into a butterfly, oh no! Now he's bleeding! Quick, Doug is freezing to death--he needs a fur coat! Doug has gotten his fur coat and patched his ears after finding a vuvuzela... but he still does not have any robot legs. ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/HfCE5.png) doug feels lonely, he needs someone, or something, that can take his loneliness away Now if he just needs some running shoes. As functional as his current evolution is it is not very appealing towards the ladies. challenge is to make him a ladiesman find him a lady to impress Turns out Doug impressed some pretty high quality ladies but soon he discovered that she was just trying to interview him and was actually a dragon made of steel! Doug now has fire breathing power and spikes on his right knee to fend off the Steel Dragon's Excellence
but sadly, he killed it, and now is attempting an escape from law enforcement Doug uses the perfect disguise to lose the cops. Where can he hide the body? Doug Hides the body in a seemingly innocent recycling bin.
Doug is tired from a long day of work and bloodshed.. He needs to go to the bathroom but can't because there is no place to go! He has a bladder problem and you must hurry! How will you make him go to the bathroom? Unfortunately, Doug was arrested by said cops and thrown in jail for his deeds. Doug needs a couple dumbells to work out with so he can put on [more] muscle and make someone in his cell his bitch. Doug has been lifting weights and training hard to be the strongest one in the prison, he gets into a fight with another guy and ends up with a bleeding nose and a black eye, he has to get some medical care for his eye and nose but there are no doctors in his prison, will you help Doug? :D While there was no doctor in the prison, they did have a hot medic in a space suit.
Now he just needs to romance the medic to get out and go with her. He gave her a flower but she said no. So now he has to try harder to romance her! Doug decides that the only logical course of action is to become a surfer because chicks dig surfers. After hanging ten on a sweet wave Doug comes back onto shore to notice a beach bully jiggling his pecs at his girl! What should Doug do? Doug calls in his mate from the KGB. However, he now needs a lot of cash to pay for the costs of the assassination. How will he get this money? Selling drugs of course! Final Interpretation by turbogansta
Cella's Story
+ Show Spoiler +Cella's going to the pool. How's he going to move? Cella uses a Jetpack to move around.. He has no way to operate it though! On his way to the pool, Cella notices a hostage situation at the local bank! What should he do? Now that the criminal's shirt is snared in the grappling hook where is Cella going to drop the criminal off?
Unfortunately it seems as though Cella's conscience has gotten the better of him/her/it and he/she/it cannot morally resolve this situation, yet. How will Cella confront his/her/its inner turmoil (nevermind the gender confusion)?
In the stress of his moral dilemma, cella magically ends up growing a pair, resolving both his inner turmoil and his gender questionability. He then drops the robber to his death.
Unfortunately the blood and Cella's uncanny resemblance to a reaper attract a flock of mutalisks. What will cella do to defend himself from them?
A wild Thor appears!
"Thor is here!"
And shoots them off.
Now Thor is asking for some money for his drugs...
Cella's Jetpack gets a serious overhaul to a much more powerful, and efficient, version. He blasts off away from the thor and mutalisks.
...but not before the thor launches a barrage of missiles at him. Cella uses a magical rainbow box shield to defend himself from the thor's missiles, and escapes the mutalisks and thor using his super-jetpack thing
But now he's hungry. Where can cella grab a bite to eat? Cella goes to subway, but someone is going to eat his sandwich.
How does Cella deal with it? Cella uses Top 3 Control to steal the Sandwhich back from Son Goku, but he needs a bag to hide it or otherwise he's going to die a painful death. Can you help him? Too bad he doesnt actually have any arms to eat the sandwich with Unfortunately, as soon as attempts to eat it a Dark Archon mind controls his arbiter. He is no longer cloaked, but mr goku is... The ghost EMPs around Cella, but how is he going to fight Goku? Faced with such fierce enemies, Cella thinks quick and pulls out some credit cards to buy Goku some food.
Now Cella is going to be broke. How will he get enough money to support him/his family if he has one? Goku invites Cella to follow him home to share the food.
His driveway is long though and Goku suggests to Cella that he can pay off the food debt, by cleaning the driveway... Cella dips down in to the driveway in an effort to pay off his debts when his thrusters accidentally light the entire thing on fire. Oh no!
Hurry! Goku is still in there! Should he put it out, or make his great escape? Using his magical head bucket, Cella extinguishes the flames and saves Goku.
But oh neoooo! Cella's thrusters run off hydrogen power and he used his last quantity of water to put out the fire. If he doesn't find an alternative source of power, he'll crash and die D: How ever will he escape from this dilemma? Celle goes to school to learn about electrolysis and builds two antennas to split the water vapor in air into hydrogen and oxygen using electricity generated by powering up.
Because he is so smart, he now realizes that his life will be a consistent string of trials and that he will never be truly happy. How will Celle deal with his newfound cynicism? Cella turns to the life of drugs.
oh no! Now he is addicted! Someone or something must intervene to stop this destructive behavior. "You want to stop that destructive behavior?" Doug asks, with his manly red lips. "I've got just the thing to help you out with that." He pulls out a bag with some white powder inside.
Should Cella trust his new friend? To be continued... Final Interpretation by turbogansta
Pinky's Story
+ Show Spoiler +She needs a street name, and perhaps a way to move around. Tankgirl needs a way to gather fuel for her tank, obviously! Tankgirl or MCTanK as shes known on the streets has rubbed her face on the paint pallet to depict her present emotions.
She is sad becuase she has no hands to paint with or install her flux capacitor. Tankgirl has attached two arms so she can finally learn how to paint, but she still needs something that she can paint on. Tankgirl finds wally the walrus to paint on and paints an apple on his back. She immediately falls in love. Where should they go/do on there first date? wally has spilt his wine.
how will they clean it up? As Wally returns from the bathroom, after cleaning himself off, he realizes his mistake. MCTank is being towed for being illegally parked inside a restaurant! Help Wally save his girlfriend. Wally saves MCTank-girl by bribing the truckdriver.
But, now their date is ruined... What do they do to make up for the ruined date? Turns out the whole event was a dream She dreamed up while she was dreaming
But now, she needs to go deeper. When she awoke she found that she has Amnesia! She is in an old 19th century castle. She needs to continue her Dark Descent!, but it is too dark in the hallway, she eyes a lantern on a desk, but has no way of grabbing it! How will she grab the lantern? The being formerly known as Tankgirl grew a manly arm in order to retrieve the lantern only to realize it never existed in the first place. She scratches her head in confusion.
What is going on here? Tankgirl needs some kind of hint! turns out that was all a dream
or is it? whats going on pinky? Pinky was apparently looking at something naughty! Someone walks in the room! Oh no! What does pinky do? Pinky does the only thing Pinky can do! GO TO JAIL! While watching por-something "naughty", Pinky accidentally left open the "Borrowed From The Internet" folder, and of course our "someone" happens to love enforcing copyrights. But what's this!? Pinky grew another manly arm and was able to bend open her jailcell bars! Is Pinky going to make a run for it??? Ah, but Pinky has just not noticed something... running is quite hard with NO LEGS! Pinky is in a panic, and the guards are trying to intervene before Pinky can escape.
Now what is Pinky to do? However, Pinky is suffering under the blisteringly hot sun and wants to get some shade. Pinky has been updated with a mind controlled cyber umbrella.......but now hes running out of fuel to fuel all of this mech tech! Pinky realizes that she will need the flux capacitor and decides to go inside her dream to confront herself to take the flux capacitor
Knowing how much she needs the flux capacitor Mctanky refuses to hand over the flux capacitor , so what will pinky do? So Pinky decides to use force, and tries to go High-Templar on McTanky/Tankgurl/Whatever AKA Herself. While turning out yellow rather than blue, Mctanky/Tankgurl/Etc is no more, and the flux capacitor is Pinky's!
But now Wally is out for vengeance, and he has a very crude, poor looking gun in hand. Pinky quickly drinks some Brawndo and now has enough energy to run away! But unbeknownst to her, Brawndo is what plants crave! Pinky realizes that there is a reason that plants are at the bottom of the foodchain, and devours them. But now he/she/it has eaten so much that its stomach hurts. What can it do about that? Sticko offers laxatives, but knowing Sticko's shady past, it may be a scam. Will Pinko trust the friendship or turn down Sticko's offer? Pinky realizes what's happening and is about to put up her friend zone when suddenly Baller appears from TL blogs to help his homeslice, Sticko, out. Even the friendzone can not hold off Baller for long. What should she do against the immovable object, baller, and unstoppable force that is the plant snapping at her feet? Little did Baller know, Sticko is actually Jaedong! Being more baller than Baller, Jaedong takes care of him like it was a JvZ, using his death stare instead of mutas.
Baller is no more, but Jaedong's stare has no effect on plants! Now Pinky must take care of the plant, AND Jaedong wants compensation for his help! What is pinky to do! Pinky has gained the powers of The Wanna Be The Guy! His cape gives him the ability to double jump, and it also has a music player that plays epic 8 bit music dependent on the environment! He also obtained a gun, which can ironically only shoot when there are 4 bullets or less on the screen. He needs to get to the victory orb, but there's a cherry tree in the way. The evil cherries will fall on her and splatter her into a million pieces if she doesn't avoid it. How will she get past the evil cherries to the victory orb? (http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/) Before dealing with silly cherries, Pinky had an epiphany! "Why am I wasting time without pointless problems, when I could just leave the dream"!. With flux capacitor in hand, Pinky leaves her dream.
Oh? What is this? The flux capacitor has fallen to the ground, and pinky can not move because her energy is too low! How is Pinky going to hookup the flux capacitor now? No choice must wait for energy..... What a long wait..... When will Pinky be able to move again? Part of Pinky's mech tech is a hidden cheap ass grappling hook.....IT WILL BREAK AFTER 1 USE.......but its enough to get the flux capacitor to her crotch where it belongs..
Now that pinky has unlimited power she needs somewhere to go......shes been standing outside of the jail house for a long time now! There is only one thing to do, Destroy the Jail. But first he needs some Better Weapons After the grapple hook retracted the flux capacitor into her crotch, it caused her to hurt herself, HOWEVER, as she's now warping out of this dream, none of the above matters! And wakes up in Jail....
As stories finish, I will add them. Add this post to the OP plz.
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He manages to get vision of outside the jail in his exercise routine, so he blinks out. Zero needs some advanced equipment that won't BDOS him before he can set out to adventure.
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On July 17 2011 14:19 Blasterion wrote:When He blinked down he lost vision of higher ground. He needs High ground vision, You can always blink down but Blinking up is a problem
hehe, I actually posted an image and edited out.
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...I....omg...I...this is either the most brilliant thing I've ever seen, or the most retarded, I still cannot make up my mind. Please continue my friends.
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Zero + Show Spoiler +Really? Is that his name? or pokebunny?
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On July 18 2011 10:27 obesechicken13 wrote:Zero + Show Spoiler +Really? Is that his name? gets a of psi blade and golden luxurious hair. He now just needs an adventure to go on. What's that I hear in the distance? Are they the screams of a damsel in distress or pokebunny?
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Added the scream for good measure. This is probably the best thread to come out of TL since the new SFW random pics thread.
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On July 18 2011 10:27 obesechicken13 wrote:Zero + Show Spoiler +Really? Is that his name? gets a of psi blade and golden luxurious hair. He now just needs an adventure to go on. What's that I hear in the distance? Are they the screams of a damsel in distress or pokebunny?
Lol. I see you got the reference.
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But as Zero charges into battle he is blasted to pieces by a large energy blast. Will some one be able to save our Hero's remains by turning him in to a dragoon before he dies of his fatal wounds?
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The new and (relatively) functioning dragoon body with a pristine AI is complete.
But Zero appears to have lost his psi blades! He needs a new weapon to go into combat
Edit: I'm horrendous at paint (read as: all artistic skill), I couldn't stop laughing at my failure there.
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Before weapons, there is a more frightening opponent to be defeated....the RAMP
How will Zero triumph over the ramp?"
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Ramps are for noobs! Why do I t need ramps if I have
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The arbiter
BUT WHADAFUCK IS THIS!!!
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a hundred DTs and millions more sorrounding Zero. The Arbiter has no more energy. There are no observers or canons yet. How will Zero get out of this seemingly inevitable end of his sad short life.
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Wings!
But alas, our hero is craving a cheeseburger, what will he do?
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Zero finds a burger. But he has no hands! Zero is very frustrated what will Zero do now?
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Obviously the only way for Zero to retrieve the cheeseburger is to invent a tractor beam, using wormholes and Higgs Boson and other fancy sciency thingamajiggers. He goes to the nearest library to figure out how to invent this, but the technology doesn't exist yet! He must invent the technology first! This may take a while.
He comes back day after day, picking up books about advanced physics and particularly difficult calculus and what not, however, after several months at the library, Zero realizes he doesn't know how to read! What shall he do???
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Even though he is pretty much protoss and protoss have psionic powers and don't need to understand English to speak it, he can not read. So instead he watches a youtube video hoping to learn how to build a tractor beam so that he can eat his cheeseburger... but wait's what's this? No Zero! Don't do it! NOOOOO!!! He's switched to FULL SCREEN mode while watching a video!! Since he's running on a linux distribution, his screen has frozen!
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