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Would you want to live in a zombie infested world?

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Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada731 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 11:49:37
November 12 2010 04:08 GMT
#1
So...I have been watching that new show, 'The Walking Dead'.

I love it, I can't believe no one thought of doing a TV series like this before -to my knowledge-, it's wonderful.

However, I do have a question...

Would you like to live in the world we live in now, or a zombie infested one like in the TV show? (Poll below)
Poll: Do you want to live in a Zombie infested world instead of ours?

No (402)
 
53%

Yes (279)
 
37%

It depends on... (82)
 
11%

763 total votes

Your vote: Do you want to live in a Zombie infested world instead of ours?

(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
(Vote): It depends on...



EDIT:

Okey, to clarify a few things:

- ammo, FREE, but find it on your own
- Zombie type - the kind in The Walking Dead (slow, make you "sick" by biting)
- Your family is safe
- There are other survivors, a few, but not a lot. The world would be rebuilt eventually



Also -- I think some people took this as a super serious life decision. I was speaking hypothetical, like if you could live within a TV-show or movie. If the actual decision came up and I had to choose between this life and zombies, I would choose this life.
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Beyir
Profile Joined May 2010
Denmark33 Posts
November 12 2010 04:11 GMT
#2
might actually be able to use what ive learned from the zombie survival guide xDDDD
"I'll kill a man in a fair fight, or if i think he is going to start a fair fight, or if there is a woman involved.... or if I'm getting paid, mostly if I'm getting paid"
Insanious
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1251 Posts
November 12 2010 04:13 GMT
#3
Hmmm lets see... scared for my life everyday. Hard pressed to find clean water and food, where I know my food supply is slowly dwindling and I will die of starvation in a few years.

Scared to sleep, scared to go out on my own, wondering when the next person I love is going to be bitten and I will have to shoot them in the head, as tears roll down their cheeks, pleading for me to stop, telling me that they are really ok.

A world with no electricity, no tv, no internet, no music, a world where I want to have a fire because I'm cold, so cold, but I'm scared the light will attract the zombies.

A world where everything around me is slowly dying more and more as nothing is replaced simply used, and I know its only a matter of time until my shelter is broken into.

A world where every second of every day is filled with the moans of the dead, calling to me, wanting to kill me in an excruciatingly slow death filled with biting and clawing.

Ya no thank you.
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Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
November 12 2010 04:14 GMT
#4
Money is just the compartmentalization of all kinds of worries. Food, clothes, shoes, water, shelter. You'll be worrying tonnes (forgetting about the zombies...)

Go back packing man. Hell you can get 2 month of unlimited travel from greyhound for less than 500 dollars. Visit anywhere in North America and switch cities and towns as much as you want to.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
saltywet
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Hong Kong1316 Posts
November 12 2010 04:14 GMT
#5
depends on how alive the corpses look.

i suppose i can handle necrophilia if all the cadavers look like megan fox
Antiochus
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada548 Posts
November 12 2010 04:16 GMT
#6
I am surprised how many people are actually voting yes on this poll. The idea that a zombie infested world would be preferable to this one is ludicrous. For all the faults this world has I personally have become accustomed to going to sleep at night without worrying about something eating my face.
All play and no work makes Jack unemployed.
Doko
Profile Joined May 2010
Argentina1737 Posts
November 12 2010 04:17 GMT
#7
Are we talking lone wanderer 98% of humanity is dead or random zombies in the middle of the road in the countryside?
acker
Profile Joined September 2010
United States2958 Posts
November 12 2010 04:17 GMT
#8
In a world where the dead walk, there is no Internet.

Or Starcraft.
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 04:18:55
November 12 2010 04:18 GMT
#9
I guarantee you that if it really happened 99.99% of people would say no.

On November 12 2010 13:14 saltywet wrote:
depends on how alive the corpses look.

i suppose i can handle necrophilia if all the cadavers look like megan fox

. . . creepiest TL quote of the year.
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
November 12 2010 04:19 GMT
#10
If this world was going to end in my lifetime, i'd rather the reason be zombies than anything else.
I know where my towel is.
Two_DoWn
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States13684 Posts
November 12 2010 04:19 GMT
#11
Meh, I'd have to take a pass. While cool, the fun would wear off after a while once electricity, running water, and such started to disappear. Also food would be a bitch to find, finding permanent shelter would be impossible, and your actual chances of surviving the initial pandemic phase and making it to the survival phase are incredibly small. Zombie survival skills are something to be trained in the hope they are never needed. After all, the first skill is knowing your odds of survival are small, and every little action you take helps, but never assures, survival.

BTW- I spend way to much time thinking about these sorts of weird things.
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Brutaxilos
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States2628 Posts
November 12 2010 04:19 GMT
#12
zombies, ew. zerg, hmm... ;]
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Gentlebite
Profile Joined May 2010
United States132 Posts
November 12 2010 04:21 GMT
#13
On November 12 2010 13:13 Insanious wrote:
Hmmm lets see... scared for my life everyday. Hard pressed to find clean water and food, where I know my food supply is slowly dwindling and I will die of starvation in a few years.

Scared to sleep, scared to go out on my own, wondering when the next person I love is going to be bitten and I will have to shoot them in the head, as tears roll down their cheeks, pleading for me to stop, telling me that they are really ok.

A world with no electricity, no tv, no internet, no music, a world where I want to have a fire because I'm cold, so cold, but I'm scared the light will attract the zombies.

A world where everything around me is slowly dying more and more as nothing is replaced simply used, and I know its only a matter of time until my shelter is broken into.

A world where every second of every day is filled with the moans of the dead, calling to me, wanting to kill me in an excruciatingly slow death filled with biting and clawing.

Ya no thank you.

Secondeddddddddd
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
November 12 2010 04:23 GMT
#14
Anyone who says yes are either insane, retarded, or haven't thought of the consequences.
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
November 12 2010 04:26 GMT
#15
People say yes because this "computer" culture we have lately believes they'd survive where a bunch of other people would not because they know what to expect.

I personally wouldn't want a world wide apocalypse...it's just not good.
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Romantic
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1844 Posts
November 12 2010 04:26 GMT
#16
On November 12 2010 13:23 Karliath wrote:
Anyone who says yes are either insane, retarded, or haven't thought of the consequences.

yeeeaaaah, OP is highly romanticizing the situation. If you wanted to live in zomboobie apocalypse world, all you have to do is move to buttfuck nowhere Africa (Perhaps the Congo).
jinorazi
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)4948 Posts
November 12 2010 04:29 GMT
#17
it depends on if i have infinite ammo, weapons and rations.
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N3rV[Green]
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1935 Posts
November 12 2010 04:29 GMT
#18
Bring on the zombies! Do you really think the nerds of the world will
A. be dumb enough to not know what's going on and take precautions.
B. save the internet.

Ya, I'd be happy if a majority of the population was no longer alive.
Never fear the darkness, Bran. The strongest trees are rooted in the dark places of the earth. Darkness will be your cloak, your shield, your mother's milk. Darkness will make you strong.
I_Love_Bacon
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5765 Posts
November 12 2010 04:30 GMT
#19
Any topic dealing with a zombie apocalypse has too many variables unaccounted for. What kind of zombies? What kind of destruction? What phase are we at in the zombie uprising? What kind of technology is left? Are animals effected by these zombies? How is this disease spread? Etc

In certain situations of course zombie apocalypse would rule ass. However, most realistic situations cleeeeeearly show that it would be harsh.
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Insanious
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1251 Posts
November 12 2010 04:30 GMT
#20
Also let me just say this to you:

1) Go into your pantry, pick up a can of anything (your spagetti-os, canned corn, w/e) and look at the expiry date. Most are within a year, maybe 2. So now you know you only have 2 years untill all canned food is now useless to you... well unless you like dying to terrible terrible bacterial infections and such...

2) Take a can of coke, and sit it somewhere for 6 months. Lift up that can, see what happens? The coke will eat through the bottom of the can. This means you have about 6 months for any carbonated beverage to be gone.

3) Everything but pure sugar has an expiry date, even mustard will go bad in 3ish years.

This means you will probably have to by the 3 year mark find somewhere to grow food... if you can find seeds, and enough water, and if you've lived that long, and can find a piece of land with no zombies on it to do so, or face starvation.

Good times .

Which means probably after 2 years, if you've found that much food... you will then slowly die to starvation over ~21 days (if you have enough water... but that is another thing all together). Ironic as you will be starving in a house, while the zombies will be starving outside of your house .
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Thegilaboy
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States2018 Posts
November 12 2010 04:30 GMT
#21
I'm guessing the people who vote yes don't truly understand the repercussions of living in a world full of people trying to kill you in a very painful manner, and where nothing will be working in a matter of weeks due to disuse and lack of maintenance.
Almin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States583 Posts
November 12 2010 04:36 GMT
#22
I think the first few months living in a zombie infested world would be super fun, then it'd go downhill from there.
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 04:37:28
November 12 2010 04:37 GMT
#23
On November 12 2010 13:19 wurm wrote:
If this world was going to end in my lifetime, i'd rather the reason be zombies than anything else.


I'd prefer some sort of astronomical catastrophe that destroys the entire planet instantly
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
November 12 2010 04:40 GMT
#24
If I end up in a High School of the Dead scenario, then hell yeah. Bring on the boobies and guns.
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 04:44:40
November 12 2010 04:42 GMT
#25
On November 12 2010 13:30 Thegilaboy wrote:
I'm guessing the people who vote yes don't truly understand the repercussions of living in a world full of people trying to kill you in a very painful manner, and where nothing will be working in a matter of weeks due to disuse and lack of maintenance.


yea I think the practical answer is "no"

fun to watch on TV, fun to watch in movies, fun to play in video games, but anyone who would actually prefer to live in a zombie apocalypse probably is taking many, MANY things for granted
mowglie
Profile Joined August 2010
United States74 Posts
November 12 2010 04:44 GMT
#26
Zombie girlfriend anyone??
Antiochus
Profile Joined March 2010
Canada548 Posts
November 12 2010 04:47 GMT
#27
On November 12 2010 13:42 GGTeMpLaR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 13:30 Thegilaboy wrote:
I'm guessing the people who vote yes don't truly understand the repercussions of living in a world full of people trying to kill you in a very painful manner, and where nothing will be working in a matter of weeks due to disuse and lack of maintenance.


yea I think the practical answer is "no"

fun to watch on TV, fun to watch in movies, fun to play in video games, but anyone who would actually prefer to live in a zombie apocalypse probably is taking many, MANY things for granted


B-b-b-but I've seen every zombie movie ever made guys, I would be like that guy from that one movie who was totally awesome.

All play and no work makes Jack unemployed.
legendre20
Profile Joined November 2010
United States316 Posts
November 12 2010 05:00 GMT
#28
Just because I have like three survival plans in case of apocalypse and/or zombies, doesn't mean I want it to ever happen o.O

Unless you're like realllly fucking anti-social like the kid from Zombieland or you just have this hell bent will to watch everyone around you die a horrible death, I don't think anyone would actually want a zombie apocalypse to happen -.-

But it can't hurt to know what to do if it does happen
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[Agony]x90
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States853 Posts
November 12 2010 05:02 GMT
#29
I just wish zombies weren't so inefficient at killing. Is it really necessary to rip off every limb and what not before finally killing you?
JF dodger since 2009
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
November 12 2010 05:02 GMT
#30
On November 12 2010 13:37 GGTeMpLaR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 13:19 wurm wrote:
If this world was going to end in my lifetime, i'd rather the reason be zombies than anything else.


I'd prefer some sort of astronomical catastrophe that destroys the entire planet instantly


boo, that's no fun.
I know where my towel is.
Cedwyn
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada58 Posts
November 12 2010 05:02 GMT
#31
Hypothetically, in a zombie world, zombies would become the new livestock. People would train them like horses to pull wagons and to plow the fields. You would horde them and slaughter them for their delicious brains. Infact, I would love to have a double brain cheese burger right now.
T0fuuu
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Australia2275 Posts
November 12 2010 05:04 GMT
#32
Depends if theres still the internet.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
November 12 2010 05:04 GMT
#33
L4D!!!

I don't see how zombies are sustainable. They'll die out w/in a year w/o food...

I mean they walk so slowly and are basically sick people. And sick people are not predators, they jsut die.
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Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States763 Posts
November 12 2010 05:05 GMT
#34
On November 12 2010 14:02 wurm wrote:
boo, that's no fun.

I had no idea that there were fun ways of dying.
Sigh
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2433 Posts
November 12 2010 05:08 GMT
#35
Sure, if i had god mode, unlimited ammo, and food/water magically appearing in my stomach. But real life? No.
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Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
November 12 2010 05:10 GMT
#36
Dude, you wouldn't really be able to travel the world too much unless you got a boat or something. Or maybe if you knew how to fly a plane. For me, I think it'd be epic for the first few days, and then get really boring. I'd be trying to sleep and some dumbass zombies would try to break into my house, and i'd be like, not this again. Plus there would be no sports to watch, and no BW to watch
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 05:17:08
November 12 2010 05:12 GMT
#37
The naysayers in this thread would get owned by the zombies or die of incompetence.

Fuck yes, a zombie apocalypse would be awesome. Shooting zombies and looting stuff would be fun and exciting. Preserved food and bottled water can last many years, plenty of time to take over existing farms.
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konadora *
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Singapore66160 Posts
November 12 2010 05:14 GMT
#38
if zombies ever become real, it has been proven that they won't be able to walk properly, much less run.

you can probably live life normally :>
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Profile Joined July 2010
United States14 Posts
November 12 2010 05:20 GMT
#39
On November 12 2010 13:30 Insanious wrote:
Also let me just say this to you:

1) Go into your pantry, pick up a can of anything (your spagetti-os, canned corn, w/e) and look at the expiry date. Most are within a year, maybe 2. So now you know you only have 2 years untill all canned food is now useless to you... well unless you like dying to terrible terrible bacterial infections and such...

2) Take a can of coke, and sit it somewhere for 6 months. Lift up that can, see what happens? The coke will eat through the bottom of the can. This means you have about 6 months for any carbonated beverage to be gone.

3) Everything but pure sugar has an expiry date, even mustard will go bad in 3ish years.

This means you will probably have to by the 3 year mark find somewhere to grow food... if you can find seeds, and enough water, and if you've lived that long, and can find a piece of land with no zombies on it to do so, or face starvation.

Good times .

Which means probably after 2 years, if you've found that much food... you will then slowly die to starvation over ~21 days (if you have enough water... but that is another thing all together). Ironic as you will be starving in a house, while the zombies will be starving outside of your house .


If I don't have my mountain dew, how will I ever survive a zombie apocalypse?!

I think it is funny that your 2nd important point as to why someone wouldn't be able to survive is because there will be no soda The canned food and eventual need to grow your own food is a valid and reasonable concern, but the soda thing cracks me up haha
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Profile Joined November 2010
United States163 Posts
November 12 2010 05:27 GMT
#40
Zombies will all be dead after the first freeze. Then you get to start your own society.
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luckySe7en
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
148 Posts
November 12 2010 05:28 GMT
#41
lots of naked girl zombies to chain up and fuck
nalgene
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada2153 Posts
November 12 2010 05:30 GMT
#42
It wouldn't be bad if you were in an eclipse SSD on that 17500 meter long ship...
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Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 12 2010 05:32 GMT
#43
I wouldnt want to live an eternity in a zombie infested world, but for a certain period of time sure. Thats if I get the necessary equipment and supplies, though I wouldnt hang around by myself.
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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 12 2010 05:33 GMT
#44
On November 12 2010 14:14 konadora wrote:
if zombies ever become real, it has been proven that they won't be able to walk properly, much less run.

you can probably live life normally :>


Rotting flesh and the Sun, not a great combination. :D
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GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 05:35:29
November 12 2010 05:34 GMT
#45
+ Show Spoiler +
On November 12 2010 14:12 Zealotdriver wrote:
The naysayers in this thread would get owned by the zombies or die of incompetence.

Fuck yes, a zombie apocalypse would be awesome. Shooting zombies and looting stuff would be fun and exciting. Preserved food and bottled water can last many years, plenty of time to take over existing farms.


lol, the zombie expert survivor here is going to show us all how competent he is when his dream comes true someday and we'll all be zombies

you sound like the kids who think war would be fun after they play MW or some random FPS

+ Show Spoiler +
On November 12 2010 14:00 Monkies wrote:
Just because I have like three survival plans in case of apocalypse and/or zombies, doesn't mean I want it to ever happen o.O

Unless you're like realllly fucking anti-social like the kid from Zombieland or you just have this hell bent will to watch everyone around you die a horrible death, I don't think anyone would actually want a zombie apocalypse to happen -.-

But it can't hurt to know what to do if it does happen


the kid from Zombieland wasn't anti-social =(
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
November 12 2010 05:35 GMT
#46
im totally down for this.
ibutoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Australia341 Posts
November 12 2010 05:44 GMT
#47
Bring on the zombies! It'll be like left4dead without the noob team mates rage quiting, cause they'll be dead. =)
Nada got Yooned
OpticalShot
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Canada6330 Posts
November 12 2010 05:48 GMT
#48
It depends... I am bad with guns, I need unlimited ammo... and then I'll think about it.
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Lil Sassy
Profile Joined August 2010
United States26 Posts
November 12 2010 05:49 GMT
#49
theres enough problems and you want to live with zombies, nice.
Eat C Erryday
Lil Sassy
Profile Joined August 2010
United States26 Posts
November 12 2010 05:49 GMT
#50
On November 12 2010 14:28 luckySe7en wrote:
lots of naked girl zombies to chain up and fuck


Also wtf @ this
Eat C Erryday
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 12 2010 05:50 GMT
#51
On November 12 2010 14:49 Lil Sassy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 14:28 luckySe7en wrote:
lots of naked girl zombies to chain up and fuck


Also wtf @ this


Necrophilia
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 12 2010 05:50 GMT
#52
So majority of you wouldnt mind living in the zombie world with yourself as the only human in existence?
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
cHaNg-sTa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1058 Posts
November 12 2010 05:51 GMT
#53
Chances are you will be playing a zombie on bnet.

Instant win gg
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ibutoss
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Australia341 Posts
November 12 2010 05:52 GMT
#54
On November 12 2010 14:50 Disregard wrote:
So majority of you wouldnt mind living in the zombie world with yourself as the only human in existence?


Only one in existence? no, key here is survivors not just one person surviving.
Nada got Yooned
royzizzle
Profile Joined August 2010
Korea (North)51 Posts
November 12 2010 05:52 GMT
#55
What kind of zombies are we talking about? the resident evil kind where it spreads as a virus or superstitious forces bringing the dead back to life?

I'd be down with the superstitous forces because after I die I can come back as a zombie.
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 05:58:57
November 12 2010 05:57 GMT
#56
On November 12 2010 14:50 Disregard wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 14:49 Lil Sassy wrote:
On November 12 2010 14:28 luckySe7en wrote:
lots of naked girl zombies to chain up and fuck


Also wtf @ this


Necrophilia


if you fuck a zombie you turn into a zombie dont you?

maybe u would be alright if u wore a rubber
AeroGear
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada652 Posts
November 12 2010 06:15 GMT
#57
On November 12 2010 14:52 royzizzle wrote:
What kind of zombies are we talking about? the resident evil kind where it spreads as a virus or superstitious forces bringing the dead back to life?

I'd be down with the superstitous forces because after I die I can come back as a zombie.


I agree with this post, a poll like this needs a description of said zombies.

Slow/Dumb zombies like Dawn of the dead (old school version) is not so bad I guess, especially if they end up dying at some point. Ultra agressive and fast zombies like in 28 days/week later are NO-NO. Fuck those guys.

A "Fallout" world would be pretty cool, start back from scratch.
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Doughboy
Profile Joined April 2010
United States721 Posts
November 12 2010 06:15 GMT
#58
Too many variables. Perhaps ok if zombie threat is gone in less than a year and there was a large enough contingency of survivors to restart society. But it would suck for the most part and I'd rather avoid the whole scenario altogether. I think most people who aren't just trolling are thinking of it much more romantically than it actually would be like
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Almin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States583 Posts
November 12 2010 06:15 GMT
#59
Texas would be the one place zombie free.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27148 Posts
November 12 2010 06:17 GMT
#60
On November 12 2010 13:13 Insanious wrote:
Hmmm lets see... scared for my life everyday. Hard pressed to find clean water and food, where I know my food supply is slowly dwindling and I will die of starvation in a few years.

Scared to sleep, scared to go out on my own, wondering when the next person I love is going to be bitten and I will have to shoot them in the head, as tears roll down their cheeks, pleading for me to stop, telling me that they are really ok.

A world with no electricity, no tv, no internet, no music, a world where I want to have a fire because I'm cold, so cold, but I'm scared the light will attract the zombies.

A world where everything around me is slowly dying more and more as nothing is replaced simply used, and I know its only a matter of time until my shelter is broken into.

A world where every second of every day is filled with the moans of the dead, calling to me, wanting to kill me in an excruciatingly slow death filled with biting and clawing.

Ya no thank you.


Jeez, what a killjoy. You must be great at parties. I mean you don't even balance your argument with the fact that you get to shoot a shotgun every day!
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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 12 2010 06:20 GMT
#61
On November 12 2010 15:15 Almin wrote:
Texas would be the one place zombie free.


First thing that comes to mind is the guy from the Simpsons, The rich Texan character.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Deathstar
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
9150 Posts
November 12 2010 06:21 GMT
#62
Zombie apocalypse is a great reason to get that girl that ignored you in school to become your girlfriend.
rip passion
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27148 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 06:23:05
November 12 2010 06:22 GMT
#63
Holy shit, I just had the best idea ever. What about a zombie land theme park. You go with a group of friends armed with painball guns and canned food. Everyone gets a different colour so you can count your kills! You have to make your way from one end of the park to the other, meeting up with your friends and battling ever growing mobs of zombies as you go. You could rip off the puzzles from resident evil and create a story line to go along with it too.

Tell me you wouldn't pay 60 bucks for an hour in zombie land.
ModeratorGodfather
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
November 12 2010 06:24 GMT
#64
On November 12 2010 15:22 Manifesto7 wrote:
Holy shit, I just had the best idea ever. What about a zombie land theme park. You go with a group of friends armed with painball guns and canned food. Everyone gets a different colour so you can count your kills! You have to make your way from one end of the park to the other, meeting up with your friends and battling ever growing mobs of zombies as you go. You could rip off the puzzles from resident evil and create a story line to go along with it too.

Tell me you wouldn't pay 60 bucks for an hour in zombie land.


At first I thought you were talking about a 'park' with real zombies, but then....holy shit.

yes yes yes :D
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
November 12 2010 06:24 GMT
#65
Who will know who shot the zombie first? Paintball guns arent fun though
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27148 Posts
November 12 2010 06:27 GMT
#66
On November 12 2010 15:24 Disregard wrote:
Who will know who shot the zombie first? Paintball guns arent fun though


You get credit for half sacks in American football, surely we can work somthing out. And paintball isn't fun? What planet are you from?

Oh and we could have like a kids section and hire a bunch of midgets to be the zombies there while mom and dad have post-apocalyptic sex in the zombie land love hotel.
ModeratorGodfather
KezseN
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Singapore1450 Posts
November 12 2010 06:27 GMT
#67
is there internet in the walking dead? i will miss the internet...
To Skeleton King: "Have you considered employment at Apple?"
Karliath
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2214 Posts
November 12 2010 06:31 GMT
#68
On November 12 2010 15:27 KezseN wrote:
is there internet in the walking dead? i will miss the internet...


Nope, no internet.
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
November 12 2010 06:32 GMT
#69
On November 12 2010 15:27 KezseN wrote:
is there internet in the walking dead? i will miss the internet...

There's fucking brain-eating zombie monsters ravaging the earth and you'd still prefer virtual reality?
Seam
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States1093 Posts
November 12 2010 06:32 GMT
#70
http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html

So, the benefits of a zombie outbreak, without the drawback of zombies?

Sign me up =D
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ActualSteve
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States627 Posts
November 12 2010 06:35 GMT
#71
The real question: Do I have a PPSH-41?

Zombies MELT to that thing.
Raygun wouldn't be so bad, either.
You are now breathing manually.
Noev
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1105 Posts
November 12 2010 06:39 GMT
#72
On November 12 2010 15:22 Manifesto7 wrote:
Holy shit, I just had the best idea ever. What about a zombie land theme park. You go with a group of friends armed with painball guns and canned food. Everyone gets a different colour so you can count your kills! You have to make your way from one end of the park to the other, meeting up with your friends and battling ever growing mobs of zombies as you go. You could rip off the puzzles from resident evil and create a story line to go along with it too.

Tell me you wouldn't pay 60 bucks for an hour in zombie land.


Sir you and i have a business presentation we need to work on, i can see this being a great way to revive six flags, there parks are already run down, desolate, and empty just like a post apocalyptic wasteland all we need to do is hire some actors to be the zombies and watch as the money falls into our laps.
brn4meplz
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada98 Posts
November 12 2010 06:54 GMT
#73
I don't think it would affect me either way. Cold environments don't bother me much, hunting is a non issue. Zombies freeze below 0 so I just need to stay in a Northern environment. Nothing I'm pretty much not already doing.
Give a man a fire keep him warm for a while. Light a man on fire, keep him warm for life.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
November 12 2010 07:28 GMT
#74
Zombie world would be sick for like a month. Then the lack of supplies and infrastructre would kick in and it would suck.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
November 12 2010 07:32 GMT
#75
On November 12 2010 15:22 Manifesto7 wrote:
Holy shit, I just had the best idea ever. What about a zombie land theme park. You go with a group of friends armed with painball guns and canned food. Everyone gets a different colour so you can count your kills! You have to make your way from one end of the park to the other, meeting up with your friends and battling ever growing mobs of zombies as you go. You could rip off the puzzles from resident evil and create a story line to go along with it too.

Tell me you wouldn't pay 60 bucks for an hour in zombie land.

..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Marl
Profile Joined January 2010
United States692 Posts
November 12 2010 07:37 GMT
#76
On November 12 2010 15:22 Manifesto7 wrote:
Holy shit, I just had the best idea ever. What about a zombie land theme park. You go with a group of friends armed with painball guns and canned food. Everyone gets a different colour so you can count your kills! You have to make your way from one end of the park to the other, meeting up with your friends and battling ever growing mobs of zombies as you go. You could rip off the puzzles from resident evil and create a story line to go along with it too.

Tell me you wouldn't pay 60 bucks for an hour in zombie land.


GL finding zombie volunteers to be shot in the head with paintballs 8 hours a day.
Railxp
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Hong Kong1313 Posts
November 12 2010 07:50 GMT
#77
i think you can do the zombieland park if you rotate groups.

Say you have six groups of four people. At any time, 2 of the groups will be
human , and the other 4 groups will play as zombies . The 2 groups of humans have to battle each other for scarce resources, so when the zombies get thick they might want to band together, but when they reach the "twinkie house of supplies" they will want to backstab each other to be the final winning group. Zombies will die when shot three times, or once if its headshot, whereby the zombies will have to run off to a respawn point to wash off the paint, and then rejoin the battle. Zombies would be given markers to "bite" people with. Infected humans have 5 or so minutes until they turn into zombies. Groups rotate after a round is over.
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cHaNg-sTa
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States1058 Posts
November 12 2010 07:57 GMT
#78
On November 12 2010 15:32 JadeFist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 15:27 KezseN wrote:
is there internet in the walking dead? i will miss the internet...

There's fucking brain-eating zombie monsters ravaging the earth and you'd still prefer virtual reality?


Why WOULDN'T you prefer virtual reality? Not saying you will have the time to be on the internet. Not to mention these forums and any social networks would be nearly dead. Maybe there's finally a good reason to go hook up with that online chick across the country? haha
Jaedong <3 HOOK'EM HORNS!
TwoToneTerran
Profile Joined March 2009
United States8841 Posts
November 12 2010 07:59 GMT
#79
Only if I'm the main character.
Remember Violet.
Fenrax
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States5018 Posts
November 12 2010 08:01 GMT
#80
On November 12 2010 13:08 fams wrote:
Would you like to live in the world we live in now, or a zombie infested one like in the TV show? (Poll below)
Poll: Do you want to live in a Zombie infested world instead of ours?

No (402)
 
53%

Yes (279)
 
37%

It depends on... (82)
 
11%

763 total votes

Your vote: Do you want to live in a Zombie infested world instead of ours?

(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
(Vote): It depends on...



Why is there no "I already do" option?
Deleted User 47542
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1484 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 08:27:15
November 12 2010 08:06 GMT
#81
On November 12 2010 17:01 Fenrax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 13:08 fams wrote:
Would you like to live in the world we live in now, or a zombie infested one like in the TV show? (Poll below)
Poll: Do you want to live in a Zombie infested world instead of ours?

No (402)
 
53%

Yes (279)
 
37%

It depends on... (82)
 
11%

763 total votes

Your vote: Do you want to live in a Zombie infested world instead of ours?

(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
(Vote): It depends on...



Why is there no "I already do" option?

This is true.

But it could be fun going zombie hunting, but I'd rather play Starcraft ^_^
Faraday
Profile Joined April 2009
United States553 Posts
November 12 2010 08:25 GMT
#82
Live alone scared and starving until I die? With zombies trying to kill me? No thanx, I'd rather play SC and kill zombiez on my pc for fun!

Besides: I'd be an awful gardener...
what happened, happened...
Tobberoth
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden6375 Posts
November 12 2010 08:36 GMT
#83
On November 12 2010 13:13 Insanious wrote:
Hmmm lets see... scared for my life everyday. Hard pressed to find clean water and food, where I know my food supply is slowly dwindling and I will die of starvation in a few years.

Scared to sleep, scared to go out on my own, wondering when the next person I love is going to be bitten and I will have to shoot them in the head, as tears roll down their cheeks, pleading for me to stop, telling me that they are really ok.

A world with no electricity, no tv, no internet, no music, a world where I want to have a fire because I'm cold, so cold, but I'm scared the light will attract the zombies.

A world where everything around me is slowly dying more and more as nothing is replaced simply used, and I know its only a matter of time until my shelter is broken into.

A world where every second of every day is filled with the moans of the dead, calling to me, wanting to kill me in an excruciatingly slow death filled with biting and clawing.

Ya no thank you.

This. Anyone who voted Yes on this poll is obviously a kid or just quite the romantic. It would be like asking "Would you like to be in a Saw movie? I would, it would be the thrill of a lifetime, waking up with a mask that destroys my face and eyes if I don't kill my own baby by eating its head."
Danze
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia219 Posts
November 12 2010 08:39 GMT
#84
Oh yes sir, I would just love to live in a zombie infest world.

Sounds quite utopic to me.

Are you mad?
Accidentally pissing on toilet rolls since 1991.
Liveon
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Netherlands1083 Posts
November 12 2010 08:47 GMT
#85
@Tobberoth, love your post.

No, I don't want to live in a zombie world. Especially not if it were the zombies of Dead Snow
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ZomgTossRush
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1041 Posts
November 12 2010 08:47 GMT
#86
Yes. But only if ammo was free. IRL ammo is REALLY fucking expensive.

On a serious note, having to shoot once-human beings would be pretty traumatizing for the average person.
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GunSec
Profile Joined February 2010
1095 Posts
November 12 2010 08:50 GMT
#87
The Walking Dead first episode was brilliant but the second episode was meh. I have read 76 editions of the comic series and I don't think the TV series live up to the hype, except for the first episode. I hope it gets better soon
LittLeD
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden7973 Posts
November 12 2010 08:53 GMT
#88
On November 12 2010 13:37 GGTeMpLaR wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 13:19 wurm wrote:
If this world was going to end in my lifetime, i'd rather the reason be zombies than anything else.


I'd prefer some sort of astronomical catastrophe that destroys the entire planet instantly


Coolest thing would be that somehow all the dinosaurs revived and starting ruling over the world. Imagining a war with the humans all militrary force vs thousands of T-Rexes. Shit just got real
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Fredoq
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden206 Posts
November 12 2010 09:11 GMT
#89
On November 12 2010 14:57 Coagulation wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 14:50 Disregard wrote:
On November 12 2010 14:49 Lil Sassy wrote:
On November 12 2010 14:28 luckySe7en wrote:
lots of naked girl zombies to chain up and fuck


Also wtf @ this


Necrophilia


if you fuck a zombie you turn into a zombie dont you?

maybe u would be alright if u wore a rubber

NO to rubber XD! You can make her pregnant and you can have cute zombie babies!!! ^^
On a serious note I would probably puke because she would be like half eaten and shiz.
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6175 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 09:20:34
November 12 2010 09:18 GMT
#90
Hell no. I don't want to worry that my family or gf gets eaten by zombies.
You can travel the world without zombies too, and without worries.
How the hell would you throw a massive outside party when there would be zombies everywhere?

Zombie hunting, no thanks. I don't even want to kill animals so why would I want to kill something that resembles human?

Hide and try to survive? Hell no. I want to go out and have fun with people.

edit: wtf is wrong with you 30% voting yes? you guys clearly arent happy with your lives.
disco
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Netherlands1667 Posts
November 12 2010 09:28 GMT
#91
On November 12 2010 13:14 saltywet wrote:
depends on how alive the corpses look.

i suppose i can handle necrophilia if all the cadavers look like megan fox


HOLY SHIT
this game is a fucking jokie
NeXiLe
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada262 Posts
November 12 2010 09:33 GMT
#92
I honestly think I'd be a pretty big champion at surviving in a zombie apocalypse. I would definitely LOVE to try it out... maybe for a month or two.. maybe a bit longer. Then I'd really miss this
Chocobo
Profile Joined November 2006
United States1108 Posts
November 12 2010 09:53 GMT
#93
Poll is confusing. Does living in a zombie infested world sound like a better life than what I have now? No.

Would I want to live in the zombie infested world, if the alternative is death? Definitely yes.
Setev
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Malaysia390 Posts
November 12 2010 11:01 GMT
#94
On November 12 2010 13:08 fams wrote:
So...I have been watching that new show, 'The Walking Dead'.

I love it, I can't believe no one thought of doing a TV series like this before -to my knowledge-, it's wonderful.

However, I do have a question...

Would you like to live in the world we live in now, or a zombie infested one like in the TV show? (Poll below)
Poll: Do you want to live in a Zombie infested world instead of ours?

No (402)
 
53%

Yes (279)
 
37%

It depends on... (82)
 
11%

763 total votes

Your vote: Do you want to live in a Zombie infested world instead of ours?

(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
(Vote): It depends on...




Personally, I would like to live in the Zombie infested one. I think it would be the most interesting way to live, and you can always travel without the worry of money. Yes it would sometimes get very overwhelming I am sure, zombies trying to kill you and everything...

But, I think it would be an amazing life-time adventure. You could go out zombie hunting, or you could just hide and try and survive, or travel the world...whatever you wanted to do really.

For some reason it really just appeals to me...

What about you guys?


Wait....no Starcraft of any kind?? I'd rather be dead.
I'm the King Of Nerds
Grettin
Profile Joined April 2010
42381 Posts
November 12 2010 11:09 GMT
#95
On November 12 2010 13:17 acker wrote:
In a world where the dead walk, there is no Internet.

Or Starcraft.


It would be pretty boring to play with Bio vs "zerg" all the time.

So, i say no.
"If I had force-fields in Brood War, I'd never lose." -Bisu
HwangjaeTerran
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Finland5967 Posts
November 12 2010 11:09 GMT
#96
Of course I would, anything is better than our world.
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Spidinko
Profile Joined May 2010
Slovakia1174 Posts
November 12 2010 11:10 GMT
#97
Of course not lol It'd would be interesting to have some kind of simulation of this....but being there in RL has like no advantages.
For me it's interesting fantasy world...like Fallout...I love Fallout universe And not because I'd like to live in it but because it's interesting. I'm in love with these kinds of post apocalyptic worlds.

Anyways, I understand why you would vote yes...and in that creepy way I would vote yes as well. But I think if it came down to a real decision to be thrown into a deadly world where you'd likely die suffering or live in our world where you enjoy so many luxuries you'd vote HELL NO.
Epithet
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States840 Posts
November 12 2010 12:01 GMT
#98
My friend & his bro always talks about how badass it would be to live in a zombie infested world & think the zombie apocalypse is coming in 2012. They think they'll be able to fend off everyone with a few guns that they have in their house...they play Left 4 Dead 2 a lot. I think they're delusional and don't realize what actually an actual shit hole living in a zombie apocalypse world would be.

But. If I had a terminal illness or something, hell yes I'd like this!
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Soulforged
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Latvia918 Posts
November 12 2010 12:41 GMT
#99
Of course I would like to. If I'd get bored of zombie hunting and looting, I could hunt other survivors, which would be even more fun because of their constant alertness and rarity. Then I could feed them to zombies.
TymerA
Profile Joined July 2010
Netherlands759 Posts
November 12 2010 12:47 GMT
#100
If the world had to be fucked somehow, it better be this way.
nice.
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13005 Posts
November 12 2010 12:54 GMT
#101
It'd be okay for a while, but I imagine any end-of-the-world scenario would eventually play out something similar to The Road.
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
sCuMBaG
Profile Joined August 2006
United Kingdom1144 Posts
November 12 2010 13:21 GMT
#102
i wouldn't WANT to live in such a world

but i guess i could survive, unless i'm taken out in my sleep
I'm a pretty good shooter, own 2 guns myself and work out a lot. my stamina is pretty good as well.

so i actually think i could survive such a thing.
thehitman
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
1105 Posts
November 12 2010 13:21 GMT
#103
Sure, if I have lots of guns and ammo would love me to kill some zombies and drive Bugatti Veyron I find on the streets.
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
November 12 2010 13:31 GMT
#104
I would, provided there are zombie chicks to have free sex with.
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snowlee
Profile Joined November 2010
China3 Posts
November 12 2010 13:32 GMT
#105
--- Nuked ---
Zoler
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Sweden6339 Posts
November 12 2010 13:39 GMT
#106
If these "virtual reality" video games gets invented before we die, I will definitely try this one out! Maybe for a week or so.
Lim Yo Hwan forever!
Electric.Jesus
Profile Joined May 2010
Germany755 Posts
November 12 2010 13:48 GMT
#107
The only thing that I would be interested in is the "rebuild society" thing just because I think our societies need a fresh start. Anything else, I can well do without.

Also, when I look outside the window, there are already enough zombies for my taste (only, instead of eating me, they eat at MCDonals, plus you don't get to shoot them in the face).


On November 12 2010 22:31 Sufficiency wrote:
I would, provided there are zombie chicks to have free sex with.


That is the second guy whose first thought is free sex with zombie chicks. I wonder is that still constitutes necrophilia? Also, WTF dude?
"Sir, the enemy has us sourrounded" - "Excellent, now we can attack in any direction!"
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
November 12 2010 13:50 GMT
#108
I thought I was already living in a digital zombie world. :/
JMave
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Singapore1803 Posts
November 12 2010 15:52 GMT
#109
definately not! i don't see how it would be remotely cool. you probably have to live in fear all day and night and you will have to scavenge through things to survive. would be really bad. and i hate zombies cus they are scary.
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Shockk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany2269 Posts
November 12 2010 15:59 GMT
#110
The 30+% who chose the zombie world must have done so for the lulz only.

Even IF your family were safe, even IF mankind would survive and the world would be rebuilt, who in their right mind would even consider this? Lets say the zombies are gone, you probably had to bury a few friends and relatives, maybe even kill them and people slowly start returning to normal.

You'll:

- be traumatized for the rest of your life and will probably drown your sorrow in violence, alcohol or suicide
- the best you can hope for is a life of hard labor, since everything has to be rebuilt and few people are left. Noone will care for your degree or your titles, basic labor will be all there is to do for quite some time
- it would take decades, maybe centuries to return back to a globally civilized state. Not only yourself, but also your children, grandchildren etc. will live in a world that's inferior in every way imaginable to the one before the zombie apocalypse
MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
November 12 2010 16:03 GMT
#111
"Would you want to live in a zombie infested world?"

what would be the difference? you still would be surrounded by idiots all day. the only thing that would be different is that they were even more infectious than they are now.
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
CidO
Profile Joined June 2010
United States695 Posts
November 12 2010 16:09 GMT
#112
On November 12 2010 13:19 wurm wrote:
If this world was going to end in my lifetime, i'd rather the reason be zombies than anything else.

This right here. I don't want to live in
"Fallout 4:Texas"
I don't want to be here for war of the worlds or independence day.

But if i had to choose one, it would be zombieland (ya know.. zombies) Although it should never happen, it wouldn't be crazy hard to survive in.
:P
RiotSpectre
Profile Joined October 2010
United States163 Posts
November 12 2010 16:11 GMT
#113
Let's see....I have a Beretta 92FS with about 100 rounds and some Bertolli's and baby carrots in my fridge for food. I could last maybe....three days?

No thanks.
Wire
Profile Joined July 2009
United States494 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 16:21:23
November 12 2010 16:20 GMT
#114
This thread makes me want to go and prepare.

Specifically, no I don't want to die. So no I will not kill myself for the sake of escaping a zombie-filled world.

I will survive. Because I must. Because I am a man.

How will I survive? Zombie survival guide.

Edit: wtf did not read OP. Why the hell would I trade this world for a zombie world? The apocalypse could happen but not with my willing acceptance o_0 lolwat
"You sacced your ovie, which is great, but then you didn't watch it die, which is bad :("
Nixda
Profile Joined August 2010
119 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 17:11:57
November 12 2010 17:09 GMT
#115
Well, I think canned food would last a lot longer than the zombies could survive.
After a few months at most, the vast majority of Zombies would be dead.

So the trick would be to survive the first crucial hours and to aquire the tools necessary to survive the coming months. Some weapons and a lot of ammo, a lot of canned food, vitamin pills and some medical supplies, a few good maps and a LOT of bottled water, all to be loaded onto a nice Yacht.

After this, redoing human civilasaton could actually be quite fun. A lot of problems and challenges, of course, but other problems would become quite irrelevant.
-overpopulation ? solved
-not enough oil reserves ? last for more than 10.000 years for so few survivors probably
-global warming ? all emissions are being cut dramatically
-wars over territory ? not to be expected, more than enough Earth for the few survivor groups
-unemployment ? more than enough to do rebuilding civilization
-your boss yelling at you and being a general asshole ? just move one forming community further in any direction

I think I'll pass on sex with zombie girls though, I'd rather prefer real alive girls who'd be grateful for the prepared zombie apocalypse survivor saving them.

Vorrenus
Profile Joined March 2010
Afghanistan94 Posts
November 12 2010 17:24 GMT
#116
Zombies in The Walking Dead can run if they get riled up and can use tools more or less so that type would be a hard type to combat and I guess 95% of the people here(including me) never fired a real gun before so no - Do not want.
prochobo
Profile Joined May 2010
United States232 Posts
November 12 2010 17:34 GMT
#117
It'd be adventurous for a few days, but I have a feeling it will get old real quick. I have an AR-15, 1911, and a reloading press so zombie hunting would be fun while it lasts.

First thing I'd do is join up with all my friends who own guns then raid whatever gun stores haven't been raided yet. Then raid the grocery store and battle our way to the ocean where we'll hold up on a oil rig in the ocean because zombies can't swim or operate machinery.
Meepman
Profile Joined December 2009
Canada610 Posts
November 12 2010 17:36 GMT
#118
yeaah I thought about it.
I didn't like the scenario my mind came up with.
Soooo no thanks
Insanious
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1251 Posts
November 12 2010 17:39 GMT
#119
On November 13 2010 02:09 Nixda wrote:
Well, I think canned food would last a lot longer than the zombies could survive.
After a few months at most, the vast majority of Zombies would be dead.

So the trick would be to survive the first crucial hours and to aquire the tools necessary to survive the coming months. Some weapons and a lot of ammo, a lot of canned food, vitamin pills and some medical supplies, a few good maps and a LOT of bottled water, all to be loaded onto a nice Yacht.

After this, redoing human civilasaton could actually be quite fun. A lot of problems and challenges, of course, but other problems would become quite irrelevant.
-overpopulation ? solved
-not enough oil reserves ? last for more than 10.000 years for so few survivors probably
-global warming ? all emissions are being cut dramatically
-wars over territory ? not to be expected, more than enough Earth for the few survivor groups
-unemployment ? more than enough to do rebuilding civilization
-your boss yelling at you and being a general asshole ? just move one forming community further in any direction

I think I'll pass on sex with zombie girls though, I'd rather prefer real alive girls who'd be grateful for the prepared zombie apocalypse survivor saving them.


Depends on what kind of zombies you are go by... some believe the virus would resit 100% of viruses, as such no decay at all. So the zombie would litterally be walking until the last bit of flesh falls from it's flesh through bumping into things or being shot in head.

This type of zombie would last FOR EVER really... I mean doesn't die until shot in face? Or untill it gets enough bumps and bruises that all of its organs and flesh have rubbed off onto stuff... ya going to take A LOT time.

If its the type that has pretty much 100% human mobility... it would be hard for anyone to survive the first few months. I mean hell... If I didn't care about hurting my self, kocking down doors, walls, windows wouldn't be that hard... and considering there is usually like a 1000:1 ratio of zombies to alive people, thats like 1000 people trying to knock down my door with their full strength, you won't make it.

The only kind of zombie that you could out last is the decaying, slowly shambling ones... which ya...
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howerpower
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States619 Posts
November 12 2010 17:59 GMT
#120
that'd be like asking me if I wanted to go to school at hogwarts


fuck yes,
Living in a fantasy world? yes please.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
November 12 2010 18:05 GMT
#121
I would definitely like to live in a zombie world! Having a safe and secure life isn't very interesting. Being constantly in the threat of being eaten by a zombie may be scary, but that's thrilling. Life would be a lot more interesting.
dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
November 12 2010 18:10 GMT
#122
Life feels more simple during a zombie apocalypse. Sure your life is constantly in threat, but you don't have to worry about taxes, work, etc. Being a pretty introverted person I wouldn't mind a zombie invasion. Even if I don't survive, at least I'll go out fighting.
Sup.
Teejing
Profile Joined January 2009
Germany1360 Posts
November 12 2010 18:16 GMT
#123
[the comic is better than the tv series]

i would not want to live in a zombie world! Suprisingly i do not think it is impossible to create such a virus... quite scary.
Ricjames
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Czech Republic1047 Posts
November 12 2010 18:18 GMT
#124
Good luck to Newyorkers then... i would take that if it was necessary, but wouldn't actually like it to happen. I am not sure if we can even imagine what would it be like. There are also many details like where do people turn zombie, can they open door etc. If one would become zombie at home and could not just go out, then it would be much safer than everyone turning out in the street - that case would be probably not possible to survive. There would be a zombie per every square meter here in Prague.
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MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
November 12 2010 18:27 GMT
#125
If this happened I'd make sure I'd have the highest zombie killcount in the world. I would go CRAZY! Fucking die zombies!
stk01001
Profile Joined September 2007
United States786 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-12 18:30:08
November 12 2010 18:28 GMT
#126
On November 13 2010 03:05 Chairman Ray wrote:
I would definitely like to live in a zombie world! Having a safe and secure life isn't very interesting. Being constantly in the threat of being eaten by a zombie may be scary, but that's thrilling. Life would be a lot more interesting.


lol... guarantee you wouldn't feel that way if it actually happened. Yea I know it looks exciting on TV, but believe me it would not be "fun" or "exciting" if it was a reality. It would be like constant torture... I can't even believe this is a serious question... anyone who says they would rather live in a zombie infested world obviously hasn't put much thought into it..

plus it's perfectly possible to find thrill and excitement in real life without relying on "zombies"..
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tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19050 Posts
November 12 2010 18:37 GMT
#127
Would I? No.

Could I? Yes.
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MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
November 12 2010 18:43 GMT
#128
Ya I think humanity on whole could beat the zombie issue but all of a sudden people who died began to come back as zombies, biting those around them. I think quite a many people would die due to zombie. Say someone dies in an ambulance on the way back to the hospital, we got a zombie in a confined space with people. Government would have to respond to the evolutionary leap in humanity that clearly brings us back to life as zombies (or curse from god). War zones and overpopulated poor places would be full of people coming back as zombies. The fact that SOMEONE has to kill the zombie of that person who died at the location they died at and that lots of people die everyday -- zombies would fuck some shit up. And if somehow the rules of science that bust zombies from being killer and they magically can move around and be like zombies in TV zombie apocalypse would definitely happen.

I'd say cannibalism but survivors are too important. Prolly have to learn how to eat zombie, that makes the most sense.
Nak Allstar.
Krikkitone
Profile Joined April 2009
United States1451 Posts
November 12 2010 21:14 GMT
#129
On November 13 2010 03:43 MiniRoman wrote:
Ya I think humanity on whole could beat the zombie issue but all of a sudden people who died began to come back as zombies, biting those around them. I think quite a many people would die due to zombie. Say someone dies in an ambulance on the way back to the hospital, we got a zombie in a confined space with people. Government would have to respond to the evolutionary leap in humanity that clearly brings us back to life as zombies (or curse from god). War zones and overpopulated poor places would be full of people coming back as zombies. The fact that SOMEONE has to kill the zombie of that person who died at the location they died at and that lots of people die everyday -- zombies would fuck some shit up. And if somehow the rules of science that bust zombies from being killer and they magically can move around and be like zombies in TV zombie apocalypse would definitely happen.

I'd say cannibalism but survivors are too important. Prolly have to learn how to eat zombie, that makes the most sense.


Well.. everyone dying coming back as a zombie would probably just necessitate a few changes....

1. patients that are terminal would have to be restrained incase they died
2. cremation would be mandatory
3. murder investigations would be far more difficult (the body can move away, and autopsies would be out of the question)
Nagano
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States1157 Posts
November 12 2010 21:29 GMT
#130
On November 12 2010 13:13 Insanious wrote:
Hmmm lets see... scared for my life everyday. Hard pressed to find clean water and food, where I know my food supply is slowly dwindling and I will die of starvation in a few years.

Scared to sleep, scared to go out on my own, wondering when the next person I love is going to be bitten and I will have to shoot them in the head, as tears roll down their cheeks, pleading for me to stop, telling me that they are really ok.

A world with no electricity, no tv, no internet, no music, a world where I want to have a fire because I'm cold, so cold, but I'm scared the light will attract the zombies.

A world where everything around me is slowly dying more and more as nothing is replaced simply used, and I know its only a matter of time until my shelter is broken into.

A world where every second of every day is filled with the moans of the dead, calling to me, wanting to kill me in an excruciatingly slow death filled with biting and clawing.

Ya no thank you.


lol this is golden. Thanks for that.
“The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.”
DoubleZee
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada556 Posts
November 12 2010 21:50 GMT
#131
Hell yea! I'm not doing anything with my life anyway, might as well bring the world down with me. World War Z is my favourite zombie book. A must read for any of my brothers or sisters that voted yes.
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider!
Generic SC
Profile Joined May 2010
New Zealand179 Posts
November 12 2010 22:21 GMT
#132
New Zealand would be pretty sweet to live in during a Zombie Apocalypse, we have so many uninhabited islands around., a lot of remote country side and good places for foraging. Could live off fish for a while, plant own crops on the island etc. Of course it might just be easier to find one of the larger islands, kill all the zombies there so you can have some sweet houses with their own power generators.
Alay
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States660 Posts
November 12 2010 22:47 GMT
#133
Would I WANT to? fuck no.

Would I adapt quickly in that situation and do whatever it took to survive? Yes.
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
November 12 2010 22:54 GMT
#134
I think it would be really cool... But I wouldn't want to LIVE in it. I'm too addicted to video games... I don't wanna spend all day shootin' zombies (in real life) XD
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CDC.Mek
Profile Joined May 2010
United States22 Posts
November 13 2010 00:19 GMT
#135
I wouldn't want to. I'd rather struggle with things that are actually in control.

but could I? Hell yeah. It would be pretty cool. As far as family and friends dieing, sorry if you become a flesh eating monster, I have no problem killing you. And same goes for me, If I became a zombie all I would want is a quick death. Once I heard of it happening I would go out and grab whatever I could to survive. But I assume that the humans would start warring with each other right then as well. So It would be really hard to survive, but it is possible and could be entertaining for at least a while. We are animals and are meant to survive after all. There's no better rush than fighting in my opinion at least.
Shutup woman, get on my horse.
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
November 13 2010 00:39 GMT
#136
Ofc I wouldn't want to live in such a world (who'd I play StarCraft with)

but yknow, when the zombie apocalypse comes along give me a cyanide pill and a baseball bat and I'm good.
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17726 Posts
November 13 2010 00:49 GMT
#137
On November 13 2010 09:39 Pholon wrote:
Ofc I wouldn't want to live in such a world (who'd I play StarCraft with)

but yknow, when the zombie apocalypse comes along give me a cyanide pill and a baseball bat and I'm good.

I don't know about you but grudge match with loser being thrown to zombies sounds like a good idea.
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
November 13 2010 00:51 GMT
#138
On November 12 2010 22:48 Electric.Jesus wrote:
The only thing that I would be interested in is the "rebuild society" thing just because I think our societies need a fresh start. Anything else, I can well do without.

Also, when I look outside the window, there are already enough zombies for my taste (only, instead of eating me, they eat at MCDonals, plus you don't get to shoot them in the face).


Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 22:31 Sufficiency wrote:
I would, provided there are zombie chicks to have free sex with.


That is the second guy whose first thought is free sex with zombie chicks. I wonder is that still constitutes necrophilia? Also, WTF dude?


I am sorry Jesus. I was just trying to be weird/funny.

I mean no harm and I have no weird sexual orientations.
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kawatan
Profile Joined January 2010
288 Posts
November 13 2010 05:03 GMT
#139
not me. necrophiliacs would certainly feel like theyre in paradise. id imagine one guy would go like, "omg it's what's-her-name!? tanya from way back in 12th grade! so what if she's missing her lower jaw, or that her guts are hanging out?"

"i got duct tape. "
Blisse
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada3710 Posts
November 13 2010 05:12 GMT
#140
On November 13 2010 02:24 Vorrenus wrote:
Zombies in The Walking Dead can run if they get riled up and can use tools more or less so that type would be a hard type to combat and I guess 95% of the people here(including me) never fired a real gun before so no - Do not want.


They can't and shouldn't be using tools, if they're following the comics. They also are incapable of running.
There is no one like you in the universe.
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
November 13 2010 05:31 GMT
#141
If I were in good health, hell yes.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
Reaper9
Profile Joined January 2010
United States1724 Posts
November 13 2010 05:32 GMT
#142
If I was in the situation of a zombie world? Sure, I would be fighting for my life. Would I like it to happen? Hell no, this life is comfortable if you realize how crazy war is against the undead.
I post only when my brain works.
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2574 Posts
November 13 2010 05:36 GMT
#143
I challenge one of the zombies to a dual. The playing field would be bo7 no map VEDOs.

who would win? A zombie or a human

Poll: Zombie or Human?

idra (16)
 
52%

I like voting in polls. (12)
 
39%

Since the zombie eats the brains he has the brains. 300 apm Zombie (1)
 
3%

My cheese is unbeatable. 30 apm Silver player with the mastered art of 6pool (1)
 
3%

A Chuck Norris RoundHOUSE KICK! (1)
 
3%

31 total votes

Your vote: Zombie or Human?

(Vote): Since the zombie eats the brains he has the brains. 300 apm Zombie
(Vote): My cheese is unbeatable. 30 apm Silver player with the mastered art of 6pool
(Vote): A Chuck Norris RoundHOUSE KICK!
(Vote): I like voting in polls.
(Vote): idra

Wishing you well.
zzaaxxsscd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States626 Posts
November 13 2010 05:43 GMT
#144
simple answer: no

longer answer: hell no
.Aar
Profile Joined September 2010
2177 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-13 05:48:29
November 13 2010 05:44 GMT
#145
Only if three specific people I know were with me, uninfected. Otherwise I'm not too sure I'd see the point. But once they start going down.. eh.
now run into the setting sun, and suffer, but don't mess up your hair.
Zealotdriver
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1557 Posts
November 13 2010 06:42 GMT
#146
For those of us with survival and weapons skills, the biggest immediate problem would be the nuclear power plants melting down due to lack of maintenance. The next problem would be advanced medical care.
Turn off the radio
BisuDagger
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Bisutopia19234 Posts
November 13 2010 06:53 GMT
#147
zombie world def.
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sl0w
Profile Joined July 2010
United States447 Posts
November 13 2010 07:47 GMT
#148
would be fun to shoot zombies for a while but for the rest of my life? no...
vOdToasT
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden2870 Posts
November 13 2010 07:49 GMT
#149
I have compassion. In a zombie infested world, a lot of innocent people will lose their friends and family and there will be a lot of suffering. Therefor no.

However, if I could play a virtual reality game that was just like being in a zombie infested world, fuck yeah.
If it's stupid but it works, then it's not stupid* (*Or: You are stupid for losing to it, and gotta git gud)
amaGAWD
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany41 Posts
November 13 2010 08:37 GMT
#150
On November 12 2010 15:54 brn4meplz wrote:
I don't think it would affect me either way. Cold environments don't bother me much, hunting is a non issue. Zombies freeze below 0 so I just need to stay in a Northern environment. Nothing I'm pretty much not already doing.

[image loading]

snow-zombie-nazis disagree.
Arkqn
Profile Joined August 2008
France589 Posts
November 13 2010 08:54 GMT
#151
On November 12 2010 13:08 fams wrote:
I love it, I can't believe no one thought of doing a TV series like this before -to my knowledge-, it's wonderful.


There is an other show called Dead Set. It was actually pretty good imo.
Elena[PaiN]
KlaCkoN
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Sweden1661 Posts
November 13 2010 15:13 GMT
#152
On November 13 2010 03:05 Chairman Ray wrote:
I would definitely like to live in a zombie world! Having a safe and secure life isn't very interesting. Being constantly in the threat of being eaten by a zombie may be scary, but that's thrilling. Life would be a lot more interesting.

Load up on a few guns and go leasuire sailing of the coast of Somalia imo, tons of excitment, gun fights and all that good stuff while noone who's not you get hurt.
^.^
"Voice or no voice the people can always be brought to the bidding of their leaders ... All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger."
risk.nuke
Profile Joined May 2010
Sweden2825 Posts
November 13 2010 15:17 GMT
#153
I think I'd get bored in less then a year.
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Danze
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia219 Posts
November 13 2010 15:21 GMT
#154
This topic disturbs me.

What disturbs me even further is the % of "Yes" answered in the poll.

O_O
Accidentally pissing on toilet rolls since 1991.
Adila
Profile Joined April 2010
United States874 Posts
November 13 2010 15:39 GMT
#155
As a test run for people who vote yes, I'd recommend them going to Somalia covered in Christian symbols and Mohammed caricatures. If you can survive there for more than a week, then you've got what it takes!
IceCube
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Croatia1403 Posts
November 13 2010 15:40 GMT
#156
On November 12 2010 15:17 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 13:13 Insanious wrote:
Hmmm lets see... scared for my life everyday. Hard pressed to find clean water and food, where I know my food supply is slowly dwindling and I will die of starvation in a few years.

Scared to sleep, scared to go out on my own, wondering when the next person I love is going to be bitten and I will have to shoot them in the head, as tears roll down their cheeks, pleading for me to stop, telling me that they are really ok.

A world with no electricity, no tv, no internet, no music, a world where I want to have a fire because I'm cold, so cold, but I'm scared the light will attract the zombies.

A world where everything around me is slowly dying more and more as nothing is replaced simply used, and I know its only a matter of time until my shelter is broken into.

A world where every second of every day is filled with the moans of the dead, calling to me, wanting to kill me in an excruciatingly slow death filled with biting and clawing.

Ya no thank you.


Jeez, what a killjoy. You must be great at parties. I mean you don't even balance your argument with the fact that you get to shoot a shotgun every day!

Omg, for some reason this post and the reply are best I've ever saw on internet forum and ontopic.

Well I voted NO without even reading OP coz yeah, this world alrdy suxs and there are no zombies, that plus what Insanious wrote.
Forever Vulture.. :(
GiantEnemyCrab
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada503 Posts
November 13 2010 15:49 GMT
#157
no but it makes some epic daydream fantasies
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madnessman
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States1581 Posts
November 13 2010 17:05 GMT
#158
People seem to beleive that they'll magically survive/thrive in a zombie infested world. Probably not... Most of us will probably infected or whatever. You aren't special. Get over it.

unless you're kennegit or something then you're good.
DROPPINBOMBS
Profile Joined April 2010
United States312 Posts
November 13 2010 17:16 GMT
#159
No way.
Ideas are bullet-proof.
LegendaryZ
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1583 Posts
November 13 2010 17:32 GMT
#160
No.. why on earth would anyone want to deal with that kind of stress?
Danze
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia219 Posts
November 13 2010 18:11 GMT
#161
On November 14 2010 02:32 LegendaryZ wrote:
No.. why on earth would anyone want to deal with that kind of stress?


becuz liek bein zombi hunterz & killn zombiez is rly kewl lulz.
Accidentally pissing on toilet rolls since 1991.
Kickboxer
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Slovenia1308 Posts
November 13 2010 18:58 GMT
#162
Only if I can be a really boss zombie
Crissaegrim
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
2947 Posts
November 13 2010 19:03 GMT
#163
Its only a matter of time people. Better to vote yes now and get over it.
Irrelevant
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2364 Posts
November 13 2010 19:05 GMT
#164
Nopes, the internet would go out and zombies don't know how to fix it, so fuck that!
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-13 20:00:56
November 13 2010 19:21 GMT
#165
put the quiz under the notes so people read them before voting

On November 14 2010 02:05 madnessman wrote:
People seem to beleive that they'll magically survive/thrive in a zombie infested world. Probably not... Most of us will probably infected or whatever. You aren't special. Get over it.

unless you're kennegit or something then you're good.


in this day and age, it takes a special person to get caught by zombies

On November 13 2010 14:36 Khol wrote:
I challenge one of the zombies to a dual. The playing field would be bo7 no map VEDOs.

who would win? A zombie or a human

Poll: Zombie or Human?

idra (16)
 
52%

I like voting in polls. (12)
 
39%

Since the zombie eats the brains he has the brains. 300 apm Zombie (1)
 
3%

My cheese is unbeatable. 30 apm Silver player with the mastered art of 6pool (1)
 
3%

A Chuck Norris RoundHOUSE KICK! (1)
 
3%

31 total votes

Your vote: Zombie or Human?

(Vote): Since the zombie eats the brains he has the brains. 300 apm Zombie
(Vote): My cheese is unbeatable. 30 apm Silver player with the mastered art of 6pool
(Vote): A Chuck Norris RoundHOUSE KICK!
(Vote): I like voting in polls.
(Vote): idra



almost went with the zomvies apm, but the cheese reflected me too well

On November 12 2010 21:41 Soulforged wrote:
Of course I would like to. If I'd get bored of zombie hunting and looting, I could hunt other survivors, which would be even more fun because of their constant alertness and rarity. Then I could feed them to zombies.


hmmm sounds like fun... if it ever happens i challenge you to a dual;
one full day, 1 point per zombie and 100 per survivor confirmed kills, no killing each other


On November 12 2010 22:48 Electric.Jesus wrote:
The only thing that I would be interested in is the "rebuild society" thing just because I think our societies need a fresh start. Anything else, I can well do without.

Also, when I look outside the window, there are already enough zombies for my taste (only, instead of eating me, they eat at MCDonals, plus you don't get to shoot them in the face).


Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 22:31 Sufficiency wrote:
I would, provided there are zombie chicks to have free sex with.


That is the second guy whose first thought is free sex with zombie chicks. I wonder is that still constitutes necrophilia? Also, WTF dude?


third, so far the last to openly say it and theres 5 including the discussion on possibilities and not denying themselves from it

speaking of which, im not sure about the rubber, but if the zombies transmit via biting, then we only need a gag?

including the guy below me its at 3/7 i think
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
potchip
Profile Joined October 2004
Australia260 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-13 19:58:47
November 13 2010 19:58 GMT
#166
On November 12 2010 13:14 saltywet wrote:
depends on how alive the corpses look.

i suppose i can handle necrophilia if all the cadavers look like megan fox


And handy facilities to heat those corpses temporarily. Erm by that I don't mean microwave oven!

Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
November 13 2010 20:20 GMT
#167
Oh I would love to answer this poll but even if I tried to survive in this world I know that I would fail BIG TIMES. Forget the zombies - 98% People still wouldn't survive on their own.
This is our town, scrub
Skrammen
Profile Joined October 2010
Norway195 Posts
November 13 2010 20:31 GMT
#168
On November 12 2010 13:30 Insanious wrote:
Also let me just say this to you:

1) Go into your pantry, pick up a can of anything (your spagetti-os, canned corn, w/e) and look at the expiry date. Most are within a year, maybe 2. So now you know you only have 2 years untill all canned food is now useless to you... well unless you like dying to terrible terrible bacterial infections and such...


Yeee no. Hermetized food takes way more than 2 years to go bad. Ive eaten (canned) army rations that were 40 years old, and they were fine. Most countries there is a law that says that any food can not have a expiration date later than x. In Norway I think its 1 year. By the time your canned food supply goes bad, you will have your own garden, unless you get zombified, or you are a major cock.
The muffin mare is seated at the labratory of the utility muffin research kitchen.
Grend
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1600 Posts
November 13 2010 20:31 GMT
#169
On November 12 2010 13:30 Insanious wrote:
Also let me just say this to you:

1) Go into your pantry, pick up a can of anything (your spagetti-os, canned corn, w/e) and look at the expiry date. Most are within a year, maybe 2. So now you know you only have 2 years untill all canned food is now useless to you... well unless you like dying to terrible terrible bacterial infections and such...

2) Take a can of coke, and sit it somewhere for 6 months. Lift up that can, see what happens? The coke will eat through the bottom of the can. This means you have about 6 months for any carbonated beverage to be gone.

3) Everything but pure sugar has an expiry date, even mustard will go bad in 3ish years.

This means you will probably have to by the 3 year mark find somewhere to grow food... if you can find seeds, and enough water, and if you've lived that long, and can find a piece of land with no zombies on it to do so, or face starvation.

Good times .

Which means probably after 2 years, if you've found that much food... you will then slowly die to starvation over ~21 days (if you have enough water... but that is another thing all together). Ironic as you will be starving in a house, while the zombies will be starving outside of your house .


Wow. Everything in your post is wrong!
WELL FUCKING DONE MY GOOD SIRE!
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Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
November 13 2010 21:07 GMT
#170
On November 14 2010 05:31 Grend wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 13:30 Insanious wrote:
Also let me just say this to you:

1) Go into your pantry, pick up a can of anything (your spagetti-os, canned corn, w/e) and look at the expiry date. Most are within a year, maybe 2. So now you know you only have 2 years untill all canned food is now useless to you... well unless you like dying to terrible terrible bacterial infections and such...

2) Take a can of coke, and sit it somewhere for 6 months. Lift up that can, see what happens? The coke will eat through the bottom of the can. This means you have about 6 months for any carbonated beverage to be gone.

3) Everything but pure sugar has an expiry date, even mustard will go bad in 3ish years.

This means you will probably have to by the 3 year mark find somewhere to grow food... if you can find seeds, and enough water, and if you've lived that long, and can find a piece of land with no zombies on it to do so, or face starvation.

Good times .

Which means probably after 2 years, if you've found that much food... you will then slowly die to starvation over ~21 days (if you have enough water... but that is another thing all together). Ironic as you will be starving in a house, while the zombies will be starving outside of your house .


Wow. Everything in your post is wrong!
WELL FUCKING DONE MY GOOD SIRE!


worst part is, it looks legit at first glance
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Retgery
Profile Joined August 2010
Canada1229 Posts
November 14 2010 02:52 GMT
#171
What kind of zombies, (yes i know they are slow zombies) are they they incredibly difficult zombies to kill from the movie "Undead" or are we talking of the more 'Human' zombies, the ones that don't live forever, and need to eat and drink, the ones from "28 weeks later?"
if it was the second option I actually would try to stick it out. My goal would be to head north, my logic is I don't think they are smart enough to put winter coats on.
Fall down 7 times, stand up 8.
oxley
Profile Joined July 2010
Australia34 Posts
November 14 2010 03:12 GMT
#172
Wouldn't the zombies also starve to death? or at least until they couldn't use muscles?
May all your hits be crits.
fams
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada731 Posts
November 14 2010 03:15 GMT
#173
I honestly think that the people who would survive (or at least have the best chances) would be:

- People in small towns (not suburbs, but small towns).
- People who live up north and are avid hunters and are athletic.
- People in prisons.
- People high up within the government.
- Non-MP or lower level military personnel.
- People who have access to a boat/major marine-way.
- People on the space station : P.

Most Zombie movies seem to follow a theme in terms of who survives (at least from the few that I have seen). It is usually small towns, prisoners or police officers and very avid gun enthusiasts.

I think living in the city is an easy way to die in a Zombie apocalypse, seeing as the area is easy to get trapped in due to the maze-like tendencies cities tend to have and the amount of people.

To be honest, coming from a small town myself, it would be VERY easy to survive.

- Avid hunter, access to weapons.
- LOW population in surrounding area (about 100 people).
- Temperatures here are cold for 6 months of the year, so if it is true most zombie's freeze, thats a plus.
- Actively fit and capable.
- I know the area here (bush, lakes, rocky terrain) better than almost anyone.

After I established a safe haven I could camp out at each night, and a solid routine where I knew no zombies could track me. I would probably go around looking for survivors in my area, and help build a safe area for many people. Then move to the larger cities.

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LegendaryZ
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1583 Posts
November 14 2010 04:49 GMT
#174
So how many of you "zombie hunters" would be willing to do this if it involved zombies from Left4Dead?
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
November 14 2010 04:55 GMT
#175
On November 14 2010 13:49 LegendaryZ wrote:
So how many of you "zombie hunters" would be willing to do this if it involved zombies from Left4Dead?


OH HELL NO.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
fams
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada731 Posts
November 14 2010 05:01 GMT
#176
On November 14 2010 13:49 LegendaryZ wrote:
So how many of you "zombie hunters" would be willing to do this if it involved zombies from Left4Dead?


Would I WANT to...no. Would I if it happened, yes of course.

But I am talking zombies from 'The Walking Dead'..
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LegendaryZ
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1583 Posts
November 14 2010 05:29 GMT
#177
On November 14 2010 14:01 fams wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2010 13:49 LegendaryZ wrote:
So how many of you "zombie hunters" would be willing to do this if it involved zombies from Left4Dead?


Would I WANT to...no. Would I if it happened, yes of course.

But I am talking zombies from 'The Walking Dead'..


Yeah, but I didn't feel like opening an entirely new thread to see whether people would actually have the balls to do this when the zombies could move more than .00000001 MPH... Not that I would even do it if the zombies couldn't since I live in NYC.
Insanious
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1251 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-14 06:05:45
November 14 2010 06:02 GMT
#178
On November 14 2010 05:31 Grend wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 12 2010 13:30 Insanious wrote:
Also let me just say this to you:

1) Go into your pantry, pick up a can of anything (your spagetti-os, canned corn, w/e) and look at the expiry date. Most are within a year, maybe 2. So now you know you only have 2 years untill all canned food is now useless to you... well unless you like dying to terrible terrible bacterial infections and such...

http://eatrightontario.ca/en/viewdocument.aspx?id=225

Hey look... 18 months after being canned there can be bacteria in it that can make you sick, hmmm (done by canadian government so I'll take their word for it)

2) Take a can of coke, and sit it somewhere for 6 months. Lift up that can, see what happens? The coke will eat through the bottom of the can. This means you have about 6 months for any carbonated beverage to be gone.

3) Everything but pure sugar has an expiry date, even mustard will go bad in 3ish years.

This means you will probably have to by the 3 year mark find somewhere to grow food... if you can find seeds, and enough water, and if you've lived that long, and can find a piece of land with no zombies on it to do so, or face starvation.

Good times .

Which means probably after 2 years, if you've found that much food... you will then slowly die to starvation over ~21 days (if you have enough water... but that is another thing all together). Ironic as you will be starving in a house, while the zombies will be starving outside of your house .


Wow. Everything in your post is wrong!
WELL FUCKING DONE MY GOOD SIRE!


hmmmm lets see:

1) Canned food does go bad in 1 - 2 years after purchase. Although still technically edible after this point, this is only as long as you keep the temperature down below 75 degrees celious at all times... during a zombie Apocalypse i don't think there will be air conditioning for your canned food.

2) When Star Wars The Panthom Menace was released, I collected the cans of Pepsi products with the starwars heads on them, because I was like that. And I wanted the full cans of Pepsi not empty ones. After 6 months on the bottom shelf of my bookshelf the pop was leaking through the can having eaten holes in the bottom.

Call Coke, they will tell you that usually the cola will eat through the can within a year .

3) Yes you would need to grow food after the cans of food were gone, unless you have another source of non contaminated food...

4) It takes a person 21 days to starve to death as long as they were healthy before hand and hydrated. Less time depending on previous health and hydration.

Don't tell someone they are wrong before doing your research or you just look like an ass
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fams
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada731 Posts
November 14 2010 06:26 GMT
#179
On November 14 2010 15:02 Insanious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2010 05:31 Grend wrote:
On November 12 2010 13:30 Insanious wrote:
Also let me just say this to you:

1) Go into your pantry, pick up a can of anything (your spagetti-os, canned corn, w/e) and look at the expiry date. Most are within a year, maybe 2. So now you know you only have 2 years untill all canned food is now useless to you... well unless you like dying to terrible terrible bacterial infections and such...

http://eatrightontario.ca/en/viewdocument.aspx?id=225

Hey look... 18 months after being canned there can be bacteria in it that can make you sick, hmmm (done by canadian government so I'll take their word for it)

2) Take a can of coke, and sit it somewhere for 6 months. Lift up that can, see what happens? The coke will eat through the bottom of the can. This means you have about 6 months for any carbonated beverage to be gone.

3) Everything but pure sugar has an expiry date, even mustard will go bad in 3ish years.

This means you will probably have to by the 3 year mark find somewhere to grow food... if you can find seeds, and enough water, and if you've lived that long, and can find a piece of land with no zombies on it to do so, or face starvation.

Good times .

Which means probably after 2 years, if you've found that much food... you will then slowly die to starvation over ~21 days (if you have enough water... but that is another thing all together). Ironic as you will be starving in a house, while the zombies will be starving outside of your house .


Wow. Everything in your post is wrong!
WELL FUCKING DONE MY GOOD SIRE!


hmmmm lets see:

1) Canned food does go bad in 1 - 2 years after purchase. Although still technically edible after this point, this is only as long as you keep the temperature down below 75 degrees celious at all times... during a zombie Apocalypse i don't think there will be air conditioning for your canned food.

2) When Star Wars The Panthom Menace was released, I collected the cans of Pepsi products with the starwars heads on them, because I was like that. And I wanted the full cans of Pepsi not empty ones. After 6 months on the bottom shelf of my bookshelf the pop was leaking through the can having eaten holes in the bottom.

Call Coke, they will tell you that usually the cola will eat through the can within a year .

3) Yes you would need to grow food after the cans of food were gone, unless you have another source of non contaminated food...

4) It takes a person 21 days to starve to death as long as they were healthy before hand and hydrated. Less time depending on previous health and hydration.

Don't tell someone they are wrong before doing your research or you just look like an ass


I honestly don't know about the other ones, but pop (or soda for some of you) does not (in my experience) eat through the can.

I have had a case of pop sitting in my room for almost a year now. 100% fine. No signs of slowing down either. Besides, who cares about pop.

It is ridiculously easy to get a good water filter. Go raid MEC or any decent camping supply store. Go get iodine tablets, start a damn fire and boil the water..

As for food, if you can outlast canned food going bad (If it even does go bad after 1-2 years) and you don't have a semi-successful garden....you are screwed anyway.

Id be more concerned about surviving waves of hungry zombies, than worrying about canned food, etc.

I think what I really want to say with this is, dude...if you and I are both alive when a zombie apocalypse happens, you are on your own.
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Noxie
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2227 Posts
November 14 2010 06:32 GMT
#180
I am not sure I would rather live in a zombie world.... I think it would be incredibly dumb to think that somehow that world is "better".

Granted. I think if I "had" to live in the world it would definitely be adventurous and I hope I could last a while living in that world in such odd conditions.
Insanious
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada1251 Posts
November 14 2010 06:34 GMT
#181
^^^ hey, i know we are all pretty much dead if this happens. I was just saying if somehow you would survive. You then know your running against the clock.

Eventually canned food runs out and then you have to grow food. But to grow a years worth of food takes a large piece of land that has to be tilled and irrigated by hand with no zombie intervention, very hard.

Also to clear up why the soda thing is even on there... its because I was watching "The Road" and they had the kid drinking the pop and going "mmm delicious" even though by that time not only would the can be expired and taste horrible... it would of eaten through the can and would leave what ever sludge was left in the bottom if any.
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Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
November 14 2010 06:55 GMT
#182
Are the lives of people so dull as to agree into a zombie apocalypse to quench their uninteresting reality?
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
Kenderson
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada280 Posts
November 14 2010 07:03 GMT
#183
Imagine hitting up the grocery store. omnomnomnomnom
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HeLiOx
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand4 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-14 07:37:36
November 14 2010 07:27 GMT
#184
Kinda depends on what gun I have but... I'd like some sleep and not be scared to death.

Rather live in a world where when you imagine it, it appears (Yes, just like a dream)
I'll take a larvae..... and spawn it!
dapierow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Serbia1316 Posts
November 14 2010 08:13 GMT
#185
Ywa i would if i would be able bone a girl that looks exactly like emma stone
Eat.Sleep.Starcraft 2
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
November 14 2010 20:43 GMT
#186
On November 14 2010 13:49 LegendaryZ wrote:
So how many of you "zombie hunters" would be willing to do this if it involved zombies from Left4Dead?


fuck yeah, all the more so
dissecting a smoker to see where that 2000m tounge comes from would be my first goal
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
SlyinZ
Profile Joined August 2010
France199 Posts
November 14 2010 22:16 GMT
#187
Are the lives of people so dull as to agree into a zombie apocalypse to quench their uninteresting reality?

> Yes
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-14 22:27:50
November 14 2010 22:26 GMT
#188
This life, obviously, but I'd love to take a vacation to zombie land.

edit: I'd be such a prick to the other survivors. These are MY canned beans! No can touch unless you're blonde and a state beauty contest winner.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
MrMotionPicture
Profile Joined May 2010
United States4327 Posts
November 14 2010 22:42 GMT
#189
Zombies are scary. I hope I never encounter one.
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universalwill
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States654 Posts
November 14 2010 22:50 GMT
#190
would I want to? not really. could I? sure.

i know you say don't take this seriously, but i have thought about what I would do in a zombie apocalypse, and this here is exactly what i've decided i would do.

a long time ago, during a PBS fundraiser, i saw a documentary that fascinated me like no other, about a man named dick proenneke, who completely left civilization to live alone in a beautiful region of alaska known as twin lakes. it was completely untouched by man, the only way to it was by seaplane. he built his own house, grew his own vegetables, hunted for meat. ever since then i've always thought that it would be such an interesting and fulfilling experience experience to do something like that.

in the event of a zombie infestation, i'd jump to do that because i would no longer have any social or financial obligations and i couldn't play starcraft anymore. i'd be safe as no zombies would be able to make it into the areas in alaska or northern canada where i'd end up going, and even if one did, the chances that it would ever stumble upon me is essentially 0. i'd be healthy from all the physical labor i would have to do every day, and i'd have food from gardens and hunting.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
November 14 2010 23:12 GMT
#191
for a little while... yes. I'd love to be permitted to blow the brains out of all of them!
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venomium
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands245 Posts
November 14 2010 23:53 GMT
#192
Although going on a massive killing spree would be a nice change of pace, the fact that I wouldn't be able to play SC2 anymore would be bad.

Oh, and the constant paranoia and the fact that all those girls that look good from behind but are actually dead would suck too...
" I think we finally found the magic number of guns needed to be pointed at the TL hive mind to deter sexual molestation (9)" -Coagulation
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
November 14 2010 23:55 GMT
#193
although i appreciate the fun of walking around shooting everything that moved, the novelty would wear off quickly and it'd get real lonely, real fast.
:O
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
November 14 2010 23:55 GMT
#194
On November 15 2010 08:53 venomium wrote:
Oh, and the constant paranoia and the fact that all those girls that look good from behind but are actually dead would suck too...


She's so thin!
:O
0mgVitaminE
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1278 Posts
November 14 2010 23:59 GMT
#195
Eventually you would just die lol. If it were a real scenario, you wouldn't find water and food just in time like they do in every movie. You might get lucky for a while, but I say you have a few months tops before most of the food is gone, and only a few can find/create more.
Hi there. I'm in a cave, how bout you?
Subversion
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
South Africa3627 Posts
November 15 2010 00:04 GMT
#196
People who voted yes are lying.

No StarCraft in Zombie world.
albis
Profile Joined January 2010
United States652 Posts
November 15 2010 00:05 GMT
#197
its not so much the zombies or survival i want, its more of the free things i can just grab.
every punch is thrown with bad intentions with the speed of a devil
venomium
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands245 Posts
November 15 2010 00:29 GMT
#198
People who voted yes are lying.

No StarCraft in Zombie world.

Hah! Beat you to it!

its not so much the zombies or survival i want, its more of the free things i can just grab.
Untill the stores are raided/ everything is past the expire date...

I just realized; no more energydrink QQ
" I think we finally found the magic number of guns needed to be pointed at the TL hive mind to deter sexual molestation (9)" -Coagulation
Reptilia
Profile Joined June 2010
Chile913 Posts
November 15 2010 01:20 GMT
#199
is there still starcraft?
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
undyinglight
Profile Joined December 2008
United States611 Posts
November 15 2010 01:21 GMT
#200
The Starcraft 2 servers will be down, I vote no.
Rise Up!
PlaKen
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada46 Posts
November 15 2010 01:38 GMT
#201
Zombies aren't immortal...It's an assumption that a lot of people posting here make but it's rather stupid...Think about it...Zombies are made of cells just like you and I. If they don't get any nutrients within the same span of time as a living human, GUESS WHAT? Their bodies will fail. No more ATP you say? Aww, that's too bad for you Zombo the starving zombie, enjoy that rigor mortis!

In fact, supposing the zombie infection was spread by way of biting just like in the "walking dead", then those zombies would be long gone by the time you'd run out of rationed food. So presuming this infection was a very fast spreading one, you'd just need to hang out in your house for a month or so and after that time span, you could be damn sure that 50%+ of that zombie population would be "functionally out of order" lol....

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you don't have to worry about zombies. I'd rather be worried by pandemic influenza. Search up 1918 H1N1. Now THAT'S something to be scared about.
Take what is theirs and make it yours.
Grend
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1600 Posts
November 15 2010 07:07 GMT
#202
On November 14 2010 15:02 Insanious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2010 05:31 Grend wrote:
On November 12 2010 13:30 Insanious wrote:
Also let me just say this to you:

1) Go into your pantry, pick up a can of anything (your spagetti-os, canned corn, w/e) and look at the expiry date. Most are within a year, maybe 2. So now you know you only have 2 years untill all canned food is now useless to you... well unless you like dying to terrible terrible bacterial infections and such...

http://eatrightontario.ca/en/viewdocument.aspx?id=225

Hey look... 18 months after being canned there can be bacteria in it that can make you sick, hmmm (done by canadian government so I'll take their word for it)

2) Take a can of coke, and sit it somewhere for 6 months. Lift up that can, see what happens? The coke will eat through the bottom of the can. This means you have about 6 months for any carbonated beverage to be gone.

3) Everything but pure sugar has an expiry date, even mustard will go bad in 3ish years.

This means you will probably have to by the 3 year mark find somewhere to grow food... if you can find seeds, and enough water, and if you've lived that long, and can find a piece of land with no zombies on it to do so, or face starvation.

Good times .

Which means probably after 2 years, if you've found that much food... you will then slowly die to starvation over ~21 days (if you have enough water... but that is another thing all together). Ironic as you will be starving in a house, while the zombies will be starving outside of your house .


Wow. Everything in your post is wrong!
WELL FUCKING DONE MY GOOD SIRE!


hmmmm lets see:

1) Canned food does go bad in 1 - 2 years after purchase. Although still technically edible after this point, this is only as long as you keep the temperature down below 75 degrees celious at all times... during a zombie Apocalypse i don't think there will be air conditioning for your canned food.

2) When Star Wars The Panthom Menace was released, I collected the cans of Pepsi products with the starwars heads on them, because I was like that. And I wanted the full cans of Pepsi not empty ones. After 6 months on the bottom shelf of my bookshelf the pop was leaking through the can having eaten holes in the bottom.

Call Coke, they will tell you that usually the cola will eat through the can within a year .

3) Yes you would need to grow food after the cans of food were gone, unless you have another source of non contaminated food...

4) It takes a person 21 days to starve to death as long as they were healthy before hand and hydrated. Less time depending on previous health and hydration.

Don't tell someone they are wrong before doing your research or you just look like an ass


All preservatives must be listed on the label. In canned foods, preservatives are used to maintain quality. The canning process keeps it safe. If a product is correctly processed, it should remain safe until opened or the seal is broken. The U.S. Army has found that canned meats, vegetables and jam were in "excellent states of preservation" after 46 years. However, long storage is not recommended. For high quality (versus safety), the broadest guideline given by the U.S.D.A. is to use high-acid canned food (fruits, tomatoes and pickled products) in 18 to 24 months, and low-acid (meats and vegetables) in two to five years."

besides theres no way to kill bacteria right? (like fucking heating it)
guidelines Are just that. Theyre 100% safe time where youre supposed to be able to eat whatever is in a can without thought or preparation.. You can eat almost anything way after the expiration date with no ill effects.

Youre incredibly stupid when judging all soda in all containers based on a few novelty boxes you had once

the 21 days is ok, not interesting anyway since youd be dead way before that.
Ive had soda that has been way more than a year so many times, how can you be so ignorant? Mind = blown
♞ Against the Wind - Bob Seger ♞
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
November 15 2010 07:19 GMT
#203
On November 15 2010 07:50 universalwill wrote:
would I want to? not really. could I? sure.

i know you say don't take this seriously, but i have thought about what I would do in a zombie apocalypse, and this here is exactly what i've decided i would do.

a long time ago, during a PBS fundraiser, i saw a documentary that fascinated me like no other, about a man named dick proenneke, who completely left civilization to live alone in a beautiful region of alaska known as twin lakes. it was completely untouched by man, the only way to it was by seaplane. he built his own house, grew his own vegetables, hunted for meat. ever since then i've always thought that it would be such an interesting and fulfilling experience experience to do something like that.

in the event of a zombie infestation, i'd jump to do that because i would no longer have any social or financial obligations and i couldn't play starcraft anymore. i'd be safe as no zombies would be able to make it into the areas in alaska or northern canada where i'd end up going, and even if one did, the chances that it would ever stumble upon me is essentially 0. i'd be healthy from all the physical labor i would have to do every day, and i'd have food from gardens and hunting.



ya that plan would be perfect if not for the fact that a billion other people would have the exact same plan.
The_Voidless
Profile Joined March 2010
United States184 Posts
November 15 2010 07:27 GMT
#204
Maybe I would want to live in the rebuilding the stages, so I could shape the world into my ideal fashion.
If you're not first you're last.
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
November 15 2010 07:28 GMT
#205
That scenario would give me interesting shit to do for once in my life...
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
MMello
Profile Joined October 2010
279 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-15 07:39:51
November 15 2010 07:39 GMT
#206
EDIT:

Okey, to clarify a few things:

- ammo, FREE, but find it on your own
- Zombie type - the kind in The Walking Dead (slow, make you "sick" by biting)
- Your family is safe
- There are other survivors, a few, but not a lot. The world would be rebuilt eventually





Do i already have a gun for this free ammo?
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SkatesSC
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States191 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-15 08:17:06
November 15 2010 07:57 GMT
#207
On November 14 2010 15:02 Insanious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 14 2010 05:31 Grend wrote:
On November 12 2010 13:30 Insanious wrote:
Also let me just say this to you:

1) Go into your pantry, pick up a can of anything (your spagetti-os, canned corn, w/e) and look at the expiry date. Most are within a year, maybe 2. So now you know you only have 2 years untill all canned food is now useless to you... well unless you like dying to terrible terrible bacterial infections and such...

http://eatrightontario.ca/en/viewdocument.aspx?id=225

Hey look... 18 months after being canned there can be bacteria in it that can make you sick, hmmm (done by canadian government so I'll take their word for it)

2) Take a can of coke, and sit it somewhere for 6 months. Lift up that can, see what happens? The coke will eat through the bottom of the can. This means you have about 6 months for any carbonated beverage to be gone.

3) Everything but pure sugar has an expiry date, even mustard will go bad in 3ish years.

This means you will probably have to by the 3 year mark find somewhere to grow food... if you can find seeds, and enough water, and if you've lived that long, and can find a piece of land with no zombies on it to do so, or face starvation.

Good times .

Which means probably after 2 years, if you've found that much food... you will then slowly die to starvation over ~21 days (if you have enough water... but that is another thing all together). Ironic as you will be starving in a house, while the zombies will be starving outside of your house .


Wow. Everything in your post is wrong!
WELL FUCKING DONE MY GOOD SIRE!


hmmmm lets see:

1) Canned food does go bad in 1 - 2 years after purchase. Although still technically edible after this point, this is only as long as you keep the temperature down below 75 degrees celious at all times... during a zombie Apocalypse i don't think there will be air conditioning for your canned food.

2) When Star Wars The Panthom Menace was released, I collected the cans of Pepsi products with the starwars heads on them, because I was like that. And I wanted the full cans of Pepsi not empty ones. After 6 months on the bottom shelf of my bookshelf the pop was leaking through the can having eaten holes in the bottom.

Call Coke, they will tell you that usually the cola will eat through the can within a year .

3) Yes you would need to grow food after the cans of food were gone, unless you have another source of non contaminated food...

4) It takes a person 21 days to starve to death as long as they were healthy before hand and hydrated. Less time depending on previous health and hydration.

Don't tell someone they are wrong before doing your research or you just look like an ass



A can of coke I have had since the 2003 Ohio State Buckeyes Season:

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May 10th, 2004 Expiration date. No leaking at all.


On topic: We nerds would unite and turn Blizzard HQ into a safe haven and keep the SC2 servers up and running.
HerO fighting!!!
Baz
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom289 Posts
November 15 2010 08:00 GMT
#208
Haha, wow, looking back through the pages some people took this way too seriously
Joementum
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
787 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-15 08:21:01
November 15 2010 08:16 GMT
#209
The zombies would eventually starve to death just like us humans. 28 days later... if you've survived, you should be good .

I really don't think I would ever want to live in a zombie infested world. I guess I could adapt, but I'm in god damn Northern NJ. One of the most densely populated areas in the US. Just getting away from here would suck dick.

Now, if I was in Portugal with my family at the time, then I definitely could adjust much easier. We spend most of our time in rural places where sustaining yourself is a way of life. Most of the time, we're there to see relatives. Adapting there would be really, really easy, especially since there are some really nice luxury houses out in remote areas in the mountains.
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Wheres the counter?"
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2574 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-15 08:23:36
November 15 2010 08:22 GMT
#210
On November 12 2010 13:08 fams wrote:

Poll: Do you want to live in a Zombie infested world instead of ours?

No (402)
 
53%

Yes (279)
 
37%

It depends on... (82)
 
11%

763 total votes

Your vote: Do you want to live in a Zombie infested world instead of ours?

(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
(Vote): It depends on...



EDIT:



666 votes!!

lol. There should a zombie spoof of people fighting off the zombies while keeping tournaments going in sc2. We'd still need internet though... NO LAN!
Wishing you well.
aztrorisk
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States896 Posts
November 15 2010 08:41 GMT
#211
Sorry, I always die in zombie mode in FPS games like COD or Counterstrike. I don't see how it will be any different in life.
A lock that opens to many keys is a bad lock. A key that opens many locks is a master key.
AJ-
Profile Joined April 2010
United States316 Posts
November 15 2010 08:47 GMT
#212
i don't think as many attractive people would survive as fiction writes, my standards would plummet
also i'm pretty sure the ratio of assholes to chill people would skyrocket

seriously though, no
mahnini
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States6862 Posts
November 15 2010 08:55 GMT
#213
as much as i love zombie stuff, actually living in a zombie infested world sounds terrible. you people are crazy.
the world's a playground. you know that when you're a kid, but somewhere along the way everyone forgets it.
chongu
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Malaysia2585 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-15 08:56:01
November 15 2010 08:55 GMT
#214
On November 15 2010 17:22 Khol wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On November 12 2010 13:08 fams wrote:

Poll: Do you want to live in a Zombie infested world instead of ours?

No (402)
 
53%

Yes (279)
 
37%

It depends on... (82)
 
11%

763 total votes

Your vote: Do you want to live in a Zombie infested world instead of ours?

(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
(Vote): It depends on...



EDIT:



666 votes!!

lol. There should a zombie spoof of people fighting off the zombies while keeping tournaments going in sc2. We'd still need internet though... NO LAN!

Word!~ that's is really good point. would make a a great FUUUUUU moment hehehe
SC2 is to BW, what coke is to wine.
Rubyfire
Profile Joined July 2010
Germany186 Posts
November 15 2010 08:57 GMT
#215
On November 15 2010 16:27 The_Voidless wrote:
Maybe I would want to live in the rebuilding the stages, so I could shape the world into my ideal fashion.


Minecraft IRL! I'm in. :D
Nothing suits me like a suit.
Therealdevil
Profile Joined May 2010
Netherlands1021 Posts
November 15 2010 10:36 GMT
#216
Remember guys, the people at Blizzard are "geeks".
They should have preventive measures to keep the servers up in case of zombie apocalypse.

That said, I would get to my m8's house as soon as possible, he has guns.
I'd probably go by the store for some food.
AlexDeLarge
Profile Joined November 2010
Romania218 Posts
November 15 2010 11:41 GMT
#217
I vote yes, but only on condition that my family is dead (which is the probable thing too)
Its only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-11-15 11:51:18
November 15 2010 11:50 GMT
#218
On November 15 2010 20:41 AlexDeLarge wrote:
I vote yes, but only on condition that my family is dead (which is the probable thing too)


This guy is hardcore
he was probably born for killing zombies.
Helluva
Profile Joined September 2010
United States651 Posts
November 15 2010 12:22 GMT
#219
I would much rather live in a world where there are Vampires.
...but I would want to be one of those Vampires.
But to answer your question: No.
<3
PlaKen
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada46 Posts
November 15 2010 14:37 GMT
#220
On November 15 2010 21:22 Sawyer wrote:
I would much rather live in a world where there are Vampires.
...but I would want to be one of those Vampires.
But to answer your question: No.


Ever seen the movie Day Breakers? I'm not sure you'd want to be a vampire hunting for a resource that would eventually become more and more scarce lol...That being said, we have recently discovered a pathway to making red blood cells from our skin cells...So I guess it's all good!
Take what is theirs and make it yours.
Dreamscythe
Profile Joined August 2010
Finland273 Posts
November 15 2010 14:40 GMT
#221
I would. how some to have walking buffets all over the place :O
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Oscar Wilde
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
November 15 2010 20:55 GMT
#222
On November 15 2010 07:26 Osmoses wrote:
This life, obviously, but I'd love to take a vacation to zombie land.

edit: I'd be such a prick to the other survivors. These are MY canned beans! No can touch unless you're blonde and a state beauty contest winner.


I'd definitely kill you and eat your body. Then take your beans. Cannibalism is so tempting but I'd feel bad eating nice people. Dicks on the other hand, I hear we taste like pork.
Nak Allstar.
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
November 15 2010 21:10 GMT
#223
On November 16 2010 05:55 MiniRoman wrote:
Dicks on the other hand, I hear we taste like pork.

Pork flavored dick...mmmmm.
SCC-Caliban
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
November 23 2010 14:04 GMT
#224
I could catch a disease first, then you could eat spotted dick. Herp derp!

Incidentally, my name is Richard, known as Dick in the states. Me, I find that hilarious.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
November 23 2010 14:27 GMT
#225
I would so do it. I wouldn't be super excited about it and it would probably be scary as hell but I would do it.
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
Treemonkeys
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2082 Posts
November 23 2010 14:50 GMT
#226
I already live in a zombie infested world.
http://shroomspiration.blogspot.com/
pAressITE
Profile Joined April 2010
United States4 Posts
November 23 2010 15:40 GMT
#227
zombies are so weak...they wouldn't stand a chance against maggots and all the wild scavengers we have on the earth.
howerpower
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States619 Posts
November 23 2010 15:52 GMT
#228
I would much rather live in a zombie world than a world where people have nothing better to do than debate about male sexism in their insurance policies on a forum for over 20 pages.
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
November 23 2010 15:53 GMT
#229
well, if the options are live or die...i'd much rather live
Dwell
zeeQue
Profile Joined March 2010
United Kingdom184 Posts
November 23 2010 15:59 GMT
#230
I love Zombie films and games, I enjoy nothing more then watching the undead Splatter all over my screen.

Anyway, it would never happen as in a link someone posted here, I mean in films, why are TANKS never used? we have military forces, helicopters with big fucking chain guns and everything else, I love Resident Evil but DAMN that games doesn't make sense logically .

I didn't vote cos I think of this all the time, I'm mother fucking prepared
braammbolius
Profile Joined May 2005
179 Posts
November 23 2010 16:00 GMT
#231
On November 23 2010 23:50 Treemonkeys wrote:
I already live in a zombie infested world.


Finally someone gets it.
Catch]22
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Sweden2683 Posts
November 23 2010 16:08 GMT
#232
So the choice is either between eating fresh delicious food and meeting new women all the time, or having to fight for my life against deadly hordes of zombies while feasting on canned mushrooms for my entire life. Anyone who says zombies is a moron.
howerpower
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States619 Posts
November 23 2010 16:13 GMT
#233
On November 24 2010 01:08 Catch]22 wrote:
So the choice is either between eating fresh delicious food and meeting new women all the time, or having to fight for my life against deadly hordes of zombies while feasting on canned mushrooms for my entire life. Anyone who says zombies is a moron.


Your idea of the good life is meeting new women all the time? what are you 12?
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
November 23 2010 17:04 GMT
#234
Thats why RPG exists, play a zombie apocalipse campaign in GURPS instead of dreaming how it would be.
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Krigwin
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1130 Posts
November 23 2010 17:12 GMT
#235
This is a pretty badly phrased question, I think Insanious' first response right on page 1 pretty much sums it up. A post zombie apocalypse world would be absolutely terrible and anyone who honestly says they would prefer that over the sheltered western life they're living now is delusional. Remember for every nerd who thinks they'd be a zombie-killing badass in such a scenario, there's about a thousand tougher guys who'd be just as ready to kick your ass, kill you, and take all of your food and supplies in a zombie crisis situation.

A better question would be, if a zombie apocalypse actually broke out, would you rather fight to survive and live in such a terrible dystopian world, or just go quietly/give in to the zombies? This would really depend on the type of zombies and how good of a chance I have at surviving, but I think the likely answer is I'd enjoy all of the finer pleasures I have left before quickly committing suicide.
howerpower
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States619 Posts
November 23 2010 17:20 GMT
#236
On November 24 2010 02:12 Krigwin wrote:
This is a pretty badly phrased question, I think Insanious' first response right on page 1 pretty much sums it up. A post zombie apocalypse world would be absolutely terrible and anyone who honestly says they would prefer that over the sheltered western life they're living now is delusional. Remember for every nerd who thinks they'd be a zombie-killing badass in such a scenario, there's about a thousand tougher guys who'd be just as ready to kick your ass, kill you, and take all of your food and supplies in a zombie crisis situation.

A better question would be, if a zombie apocalypse actually broke out, would you rather fight to survive and live in such a terrible dystopian world, or just go quietly/give in to the zombies? This would really depend on the type of zombies and how good of a chance I have at surviving, but I think the likely answer is I'd enjoy all of the finer pleasures I have left before quickly committing suicide.


There is just as many people who think you are an idiot for wanting to live a sheltered western life.
Krigwin
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1130 Posts
November 23 2010 17:22 GMT
#237
On November 24 2010 02:20 howerpower wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 24 2010 02:12 Krigwin wrote:
This is a pretty badly phrased question, I think Insanious' first response right on page 1 pretty much sums it up. A post zombie apocalypse world would be absolutely terrible and anyone who honestly says they would prefer that over the sheltered western life they're living now is delusional. Remember for every nerd who thinks they'd be a zombie-killing badass in such a scenario, there's about a thousand tougher guys who'd be just as ready to kick your ass, kill you, and take all of your food and supplies in a zombie crisis situation.

A better question would be, if a zombie apocalypse actually broke out, would you rather fight to survive and live in such a terrible dystopian world, or just go quietly/give in to the zombies? This would really depend on the type of zombies and how good of a chance I have at surviving, but I think the likely answer is I'd enjoy all of the finer pleasures I have left before quickly committing suicide.


There is just as many people who think you are an idiot for wanting to live a sheltered western life.

...As opposed to desperately fighting for my survival in a zombie-ridden dystopia?

Very interesting, please elaborate on why I would be an idiot for preferring the former.
BleaK_
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway593 Posts
November 23 2010 17:26 GMT
#238
Hell yes! Then I can go bananas with my katana!
Nienordir
Profile Joined October 2010
98 Posts
November 23 2010 18:55 GMT
#239
How is a zombie infested world any different from the one we're living in now?
We all have boring jobs from 9 to 5, commute to the city squeezed into trains filled to the max with other brainless suits. We all buy the 'cool' stuff that commercials suggest we absolutely need. And we all do the dirty work for the upper class, who enjoy their life in luxury without doing anything for our society that justifies it, other than being lucky to be born into it/having a office job that for some reason is 10.000 times more worth than the job of the hard working average guy, who ruins his back after 20-30 years and will have to live from a pathetic pension for the rest of his life. We all have the same boring dreams and spend our whole life with meaningless jobs.

How is that any different from the zombie infested world? We already live in it, its just that we don't recognize it and well it contains a lot less blood and gore, but to be fair some guys smell really really bad..so they pretty much could already be dead. xD

I think a life in a real zombie infested world would probably be more enjoyable than this. In the same way how the life in ancient ages was. Sure those times we're cruel and hard and now we have all these great tools that make life easier and everything is so great and meaningful.. (*cough* facebook *cough* twitter *cough*) Your life actually had a meaning. You would work hard, because you know you're resposible for your survival. Men could hunt and feel like men, when they bring home a big deer and had balls of steel, instead of coming home, telling your wife that you won't get a raise and will have to work overtime anyway, like a guy who had his sack cut off.

Those small peaceful moments, the great feeling when you finally have a nice big meal certainly would make it more enjoyable, than chasing your dream, running after more and more money, to buy a house, a car, to fullfil meaningless social conventions and finally what will you answer when you ask yourself "what great things did I achieve in my life?" When the only thing you did, was sitting in a cubicle and selling insurances on the phone for 40 years..

On November 12 2010 13:30 Insanious wrote:
Also let me just say this to you:

1) Go into your pantry, pick up a can of anything (your spagetti-os, canned corn, w/e) and look at the expiry date. Most are within a year, maybe 2. So now you know you only have 2 years untill all canned food is now useless to you... well unless you like dying to terrible terrible bacterial infections and such...

Not true, while stuff like raw meat has a strict expire date, that isn't negotiable, most dry foods or canned goods can last for a very long time after the expire date.

The reason for the expire date is that the company won't guarantee the integrity of the food beyond that point. Mainly to avoid law suits or bad rep, because certain parts of the food will degrade and cause the food to lose its taste and people would blame the company if stuff tastes like ♥♥♥♥ instead of what the picture on the can suggests.

So you could live for a long time even on expired cans, although you have to cook them well and experiment to find out what stuff you can still chug down and what actually turned bad and upsets your stomach. Enough time to get proficient at hunting/fishing, finding edible stuff in the nature or growing your own food. I'm pretty sure you could even grab like a 100 year old bottle of beer from the bottom of the ocean and it would still get you buzzed fine, it just won't taste the way it should.
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