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Beachac
United States278 Posts
On May 07 2010 05:49 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: Whatever shit you regret doing when you're drunk, it will be three times as bad when you're high. Stick to alcohol. Rofl no. How often do you smoke? You can control yourself far better when you're high. | ||
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
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Beachac
United States278 Posts
On May 08 2010 00:42 meeple wrote: I find I can physically control myself better when I'm high but the decision making is worse. Of course it all depends on how drunk/high you are. Oftentimes I will be more high than drunk since its much faster and easier so it might be skewed that way... Also, no. | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
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Kare
Norway786 Posts
On May 08 2010 01:17 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: My most embarassing experience was when my friend caught me fucking a vacuum cleaner. Hahahaha, you just made my day. | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
Lucky for me it wasn't on. | ||
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canucks12
Canada812 Posts
On May 07 2010 03:20 shreepy wrote: + Show Spoiler + One of my most embarrassing moments: I used to skateboard a lot and used to have this really good ramp that I used to do basic tricks when I was around 12 or so. One day I get the brilliant idea to put this thing at the bottom of the largest hill in my neighborhood in order to gain absolutely ridiculous speed going into the ramp. I was quite the showoff back then and grabbed a bunch of my friends to watch me hit this ramp going easily 20-30 mph. I still remember starting down the hill thinking of how easy this was going to be, how awesome my air was going to be. About half way down the hill, way past the point of no return, my shitty skateboard starts to wobble mad fierce and I start to panic. My heart is racing, I am swaying allover the damn road, I have the worst butterflies that I have ever experienced in my stomach. This hill has a stop signs and intersections throughout it which I am blatantly blowing through which lead to some really near misses with at least 3 cars. Each one of these near misses only added to the stress of the ride. After all of this I finally reach the ramp. I ended up hitting the ramp at an angle because of the ridiculous swaying I am doing down the hill. I catch air and I mean ridiculous air, I have never caught more air in my life off of any ramp/invert. At the peak of my air I begin to think of sticking the landing when it strikes me that I am absolutely boned. This is one of those realizations that you cannot do anything about and that seem to last forever. In my brilliance I set the ramp up to the side of the road as well. I ended up hitting the ramp at a perfect angle into someones driveway. Last thing I remember from the jump is breaking glass in the back of a jeep cherokee. I awoke later in the hospital broken all to hell. I am 21 and I still get shit from my friends about it to this day. >.< Yeah I quite hate that feeling of being "absolutely boned". It has happened a few times when I've gone skiing. Worst moment ever is when you catch an edge at the top of a very steep run.... the few seconds of just teetering before the fall are absolutely terrifying. Same thing on jumps, if I get too much speed and overshoot the landing, I get a nice meeting with the flat ground. I sure hope that you had a helmet on. | ||
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Regent
United Kingdom52 Posts
So this one time, I was on the phone to my girlfriend, and mid way through the conversation I get this overwhelming urge to be spontaneous, so I start talking dirty to her - really filthy - She didn't respond and all I heard was scratching noises, then a dial tone. I later found out I was on speaker phone, and she was hanging at home with ALL of her friends. We're still together and she still has the same friends. I wonder if it'll come up at our wedding?????  | ||
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Ironclown
United States73 Posts
On May 07 2010 01:48 Liquid`NonY wrote: Hahaha quite a few that I wouldn't post on TL. Whenever I'm being confrontational online and someone pulls out the ol' "you wouldn't be saying this if we were face-to-face" I always laugh because it's true -- I'd be saying some much worse shit. Not sure what the point in talking internet trash is in general. If the other person is pissed and cussing...who cares? Must mean you won or something. | ||
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Ironclown
United States73 Posts
On May 08 2010 00:38 Beachac wrote: Rofl no. How often do you smoke? You can control yourself far better when you're high. Yea no kidding, I've been sober for 3 years now (I never drank really, I use to be a huge pot head though). I can honestly say that being high prevented me from doing just about anything I would regret. "Come cliff jumping brah!" "I'm stoned dude I'll fuck up and like, die or something." (into the lake of course) "You should race this guy" "Yea right...I'm so high." "Order a pizza" "You do it I'll forget what we want." "Dude there is a cop following you!" "Ah shit ah shit ah shit" "Oh nevermind thats a ski rack on top of the car not lights, sorry brah." The only thing I regret about smoking weed was paying so much for it. 50 bucks for 1/8 of an ounce seems pretty steep. But if you compare it to booze its a joke. Unless you go buy a disgusting dollar 40oz you'll be spending like 20-30 bucks to get fucked up for one night, where as a 50 dollar 1/8th will last you a week of being stoned all day every day. | ||
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michiko
United States75 Posts
I don't know what I had for breakfest or dinner the night before... At the start of class everyone got into 5 rows of 10 people or w/e and did warm-up stuff. Jumping jacks, push-ups, sit-ups and some other light aerobics. So we get to the sit-ups and on like the 6th of like 10 required I rip this huge ass belch, by complete accident and it surprised me as much as it surprised everyone else. *sigh* - Was not a good gym hour. | ||
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T3tra
United States406 Posts
On May 08 2010 02:36 michiko wrote: My most embarrassing moment was in high school gym class.. I don't know what I had for breakfest or dinner the night before... At the start of class everyone got into 5 rows of 10 people or w/e and did warm-up stuff. Jumping jacks, push-ups, sit-ups and some other light aerobics. So we get to the sit-ups and on like the 6th of like 10 required I rip this huge ass belch, by complete accident and it surprised me as much as it surprised everyone else. *sigh* - Was not a good gym hour. Gotta admit, I thought this story was going to end much worse. Still kind of embarrassing though. | ||
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StayFrosty
Canada743 Posts
On May 07 2010 04:42 Rekrul wrote: when i was in 5th grade we were playing gym class kickball, which is like a special event and even more epic than recess kickball as it was end of the year extra long gym class i kicked a monster deep into center field passed the kid standing out there, it was an 100% sure home run i rounded first and started celebrating as i ran and the kid was still chasing the ball deep into the parking lot i rounded 2nd base and tripped over my feet and fell face first kind on my side into the pavement fucking up my knee and scraping the side of my face with cuts all over my arm i laid there completely fuckedup between 2nd and 3rd as everyone screamed at me to get up and keep running and the teacher screamed r u ok??? then that center fielder kid came running full speed with the big red rubber ball and threw it at me and it hit me square in the back of the head as i was getting up and my glasses fell off my face gg this seriously made me LOL | ||
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Rambling.
Canada314 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=123801 Was legitamitely going to do it. Still depressed. | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
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ReTr0[p.S]
Argentina1590 Posts
A. are a girl B. see a doctor | ||
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ella_guru
Canada1741 Posts
On May 07 2010 03:20 shreepy wrote: One of my most embarrassing moments: I used to skateboard a lot and used to have this really good ramp that I used to do basic tricks when I was around 12 or so. One day I get the brilliant idea to put this thing at the bottom of the largest hill in my neighborhood in order to gain absolutely ridiculous speed going into the ramp. I was quite the showoff back then and grabbed a bunch of my friends to watch me hit this ramp going easily 20-30 mph. I still remember starting down the hill thinking of how easy this was going to be, how awesome my air was going to be. About half way down the hill, way past the point of no return, my shitty skateboard starts to wobble mad fierce and I start to panic. My heart is racing, I am swaying allover the damn road, I have the worst butterflies that I have ever experienced in my stomach. This hill has a stop signs and intersections throughout it which I am blatantly blowing through which lead to some really near misses with at least 3 cars. Each one of these near misses only added to the stress of the ride. After all of this I finally reach the ramp. I ended up hitting the ramp at an angle because of the ridiculous swaying I am doing down the hill. I catch air and I mean ridiculous air, I have never caught more air in my life off of any ramp/invert. At the peak of my air I begin to think of sticking the landing when it strikes me that I am absolutely boned. This is one of those realizations that you cannot do anything about and that seem to last forever. In my brilliance I set the ramp up to the side of the road as well. I ended up hitting the ramp at a perfect angle into someones driveway. Last thing I remember from the jump is breaking glass in the back of a jeep cherokee. I awoke later in the hospital broken all to hell. I am 21 and I still get shit from my friends about it to this day. >.< Ive had similar (not anything NEAR so ballsy) on my board back in the day and I can totally relate. Holy fuck hero | ||
NonY
8751 Posts
On May 08 2010 04:38 ReTr0[p.S] wrote: Wowowow. I hope you either A. are a girl B. see a doctor this is either sexist or homophobic. over 1k posts you should know better! | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On May 08 2010 04:54 Liquid`NonY wrote: this is either sexist or homophobic. over 1k posts you should know better! I'm straight. That's the whole point. I'm straight and a guy and I would suck a dick because I waited for SCII so long. And I'm still waiting! | ||
micronesia
United States24767 Posts
On May 08 2010 05:04 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: I'm straight. That's the whole point. I'm straight and a guy and I would suck a dick because I waited for SCII so long. And I'm still waiting! Yeah but if you want to play the game so much that you want to do a harmless sexual act that is contrary to your sexual orientation then isn't that your decision? Who cares (or should care)? | ||
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