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On May 07 2010 04:42 Rekrul wrote:
when i was in 5th grade we were playing gym class kickball, which is like a special event and even more epic than recess kickball as it was end of the year extra long gym class
i kicked a monster deep into center field passed the kid standing out there, it was an 100% sure home run
i rounded first and started celebrating as i ran and the kid was still chasing the ball deep into the parking lot
i rounded 2nd base and tripped over my feet and fell face first kind on my side into the pavement fucking up my knee and scraping the side of my face with cuts all over my arm
i laid there completely fuckedup between 2nd and 3rd as everyone screamed at me to get up and keep running and the teacher screamed r u ok???
then that center fielder kid came running full speed with the big red rubber ball and threw it at me and it hit me square in the back of the head as i was getting up and my glasses fell off my face
gg
Work on your foot micro, perhaps  ?
5th grade was an awesome time, by the looks of this thread.
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On May 07 2010 04:42 Rekrul wrote:+ Show Spoiler +
when i was in 5th grade we were playing gym class kickball, which is like a special event and even more epic than recess kickball as it was end of the year extra long gym class
i kicked a monster deep into center field passed the kid standing out there, it was an 100% sure home run
i rounded first and started celebrating as i ran and the kid was still chasing the ball deep into the parking lot
i rounded 2nd base and tripped over my feet and fell face first kind on my side into the pavement fucking up my knee and scraping the side of my face with cuts all over my arm
i laid there completely fuckedup between 2nd and 3rd as everyone screamed at me to get up and keep running and the teacher screamed r u ok???
then that center fielder kid came running full speed with the big red rubber ball and threw it at me and it hit me square in the back of the head as i was getting up and my glasses fell off my face
gg
LOL that was spectacular <3 rek
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+ Show Spoiler +On May 07 2010 03:20 shreepy wrote:
One of my most embarrassing moments:
I used to skateboard a lot and used to have this really good ramp that I used to do basic tricks when I was around 12 or so. One day I get the brilliant idea to put this thing at the bottom of the largest hill in my neighborhood in order to gain absolutely ridiculous speed going into the ramp. I was quite the showoff back then and grabbed a bunch of my friends to watch me hit this ramp going easily 20-30 mph.
I still remember starting down the hill thinking of how easy this was going to be, how awesome my air was going to be. About half way down the hill, way past the point of no return, my shitty skateboard starts to wobble mad fierce and I start to panic. My heart is racing, I am swaying allover the damn road, I have the worst butterflies that I have ever experienced in my stomach. This hill has a stop signs and intersections throughout it which I am blatantly blowing through which lead to some really near misses with at least 3 cars. Each one of these near misses only added to the stress of the ride. After all of this I finally reach the ramp.
I ended up hitting the ramp at an angle because of the ridiculous swaying I am doing down the hill. I catch air and I mean ridiculous air, I have never caught more air in my life off of any ramp/invert. At the peak of my air I begin to think of sticking the landing when it strikes me that I am absolutely boned. This is one of those realizations that you cannot do anything about and that seem to last forever. In my brilliance I set the ramp up to the side of the road as well. I ended up hitting the ramp at a perfect angle into someones driveway. Last thing I remember from the jump is breaking glass in the back of a jeep cherokee. I awoke later in the hospital broken all to hell.
I am 21 and I still get shit from my friends about it to this day.
>.<
This is not embarrassing, its a bad-ass story! Next time your friends give you shit call them all out for the little bitches they are for not doing it. Jesus if you were my friend you'd be a hero
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On May 07 2010 05:13 DrGabriel wrote:+ Show Spoiler +On May 07 2010 03:20 shreepy wrote:
One of my most embarrassing moments:
I used to skateboard a lot and used to have this really good ramp that I used to do basic tricks when I was around 12 or so. One day I get the brilliant idea to put this thing at the bottom of the largest hill in my neighborhood in order to gain absolutely ridiculous speed going into the ramp. I was quite the showoff back then and grabbed a bunch of my friends to watch me hit this ramp going easily 20-30 mph.
I still remember starting down the hill thinking of how easy this was going to be, how awesome my air was going to be. About half way down the hill, way past the point of no return, my shitty skateboard starts to wobble mad fierce and I start to panic. My heart is racing, I am swaying allover the damn road, I have the worst butterflies that I have ever experienced in my stomach. This hill has a stop signs and intersections throughout it which I am blatantly blowing through which lead to some really near misses with at least 3 cars. Each one of these near misses only added to the stress of the ride. After all of this I finally reach the ramp.
I ended up hitting the ramp at an angle because of the ridiculous swaying I am doing down the hill. I catch air and I mean ridiculous air, I have never caught more air in my life off of any ramp/invert. At the peak of my air I begin to think of sticking the landing when it strikes me that I am absolutely boned. This is one of those realizations that you cannot do anything about and that seem to last forever. In my brilliance I set the ramp up to the side of the road as well. I ended up hitting the ramp at a perfect angle into someones driveway. Last thing I remember from the jump is breaking glass in the back of a jeep cherokee. I awoke later in the hospital broken all to hell.
I am 21 and I still get shit from my friends about it to this day.
>.< This is not embarrassing, its a bad-ass story! Next time your friends give you shit call them all out for the little bitches they are for not doing it. Jesus if you were my friend you'd be a hero
If you were his dad he'd be a dumbass. Nevertheless, epic attempt.
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On May 07 2010 04:42 Rekrul wrote:
when i was in 5th grade we were playing gym class kickball, which is like a special event and even more epic than recess kickball as it was end of the year extra long gym class
i kicked a monster deep into center field passed the kid standing out there, it was an 100% sure home run
i rounded first and started celebrating as i ran and the kid was still chasing the ball deep into the parking lot
i rounded 2nd base and tripped over my feet and fell face first kind on my side into the pavement fucking up my knee and scraping the side of my face with cuts all over my arm
i laid there completely fuckedup between 2nd and 3rd as everyone screamed at me to get up and keep running and the teacher screamed r u ok???
then that center fielder kid came running full speed with the big red rubber ball and threw it at me and it hit me square in the back of the head as i was getting up and my glasses fell off my face
gg
that center field kid is such a douche lol
mine:
track race.
1st place in the 100 for a while.
trip.
last place :/
wasn't like no hick track meet neither, it was a city wide one.
sigh
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Uh, I was drunk once, so I told my girl friend (friend, not girlfriend) that I love her. Or so I've been told. Don't remember it, but it sure was awkward afterward. Avoided her for the next few days, and when I met her I was >.<''. She didn't say anything unusual, and acted normal, so I did too, at least as much as I could. AWKWARD.
Back when I was a kid, me and my older brother shared a computer. Now, he had some pretty pictures of some celebrity girls (OMG tits!) on the comp that I somehow found (they were hidden :D). So I decided to copy some of them on a floppy disk. There were some half naked pics etc. - I was like O_O when I saw them; back then that was a huge deal, but now you can find porn on internet easily.
Anyway, after a few days, my brother goes to me and asks me if I've been doing something on the comp, like deleting some pictures. And then it hit me, I've shift-dragged them to the floppy disk out of habit (aka, cut instead of copy/just dragging), so half of them were missing from the comp. Of course, I denied everything, but I felt pretty embarrassed, and I think he knew it, but he didn't push it. <3 brother.
There's a bunch more, got plenty of them. But shhhh, don't tell anyone. :D
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Every time I'm drunk I do something that's just absolutely retarded and I usually regret it for a year. I try to not get drunk anymore.
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On May 07 2010 05:42 Chrispy wrote:
Every time I'm drunk I do something that's just absolutely retarded and I usually regret it for a year. I try to not get drunk anymore.
Whatever shit you regret doing when you're drunk, it will be three times as bad when you're high. Stick to alcohol.
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I was at a friend's house with another 2 friends, we were about 10 or 11 years old (back in '00 or something).
Because he had no internet, we were just hanging out at his room after playing Submarine Titans in his computer for a while. We were all sitting in different spots when he said he had something cool to show us and decides to do the smartest think anyone could think of, put a hot nude model as a wallpaper (I dont know where he got it but keep in mind our age). We were all a little awkward because we weren't used to that stuff since it wasn't so easily available like today. Anyways, two seconds after he does that his FUCKING HUGE and STRICT father comes in the room and holy shit everything turned to slo-mo like a scene from Call of Duty.
Something clicked in, don't know what the hell it was, but we all synchronized like we had nanomachines implanted. One of my friends (the tallest one) instantly gets up and does a motion with his jacket like he's trying to stretch right in front of his dad covering his face.
Me and another friend rush the hell up and stand right on front of the monitor making a wall while our dick friend take the longest fucking time in existence to open up a folder in his crapy slow computer and then everyone just moves out of the way so he can speak to his dad uninterrupted.
It was tragically fun
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Did his dad see what you guys were doing?
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On May 07 2010 06:41 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Did his dad see what you guys were doing?
We shall never know..
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On May 07 2010 06:50 ReTr0[p.S] wrote:Show nested quote +On May 07 2010 06:41 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Did his dad see what you guys were doing? We shall never know..
Ah. What a shame. I would've posted another embarassing story just to hear it.
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Hell, I'll just post it, you guys deserve the extra bit of entertainment.
I'm currently sitting on a 10-year-old wooden chair that my family has owned ever since we came to the US. About a week ago, said chair broke (specifically the two wooden pegs connecting the back to the left armrest).
In desperation, I did the only thing I could. All I can say is I'm happy nobody in my family knows that the chair is being held together by a liberal amount of Elmer's Glue.
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On May 07 2010 06:38 ReTr0[p.S] wrote:
Because he had no internet, we were just hanging out at his room after playing Submarine Titans in his computer for a while. Oh man, I loved submarine titans, haven't played that in forever. :D
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On May 07 2010 10:39 triangle wrote:Show nested quote +On May 07 2010 06:38 ReTr0[p.S] wrote:
Because he had no internet, we were just hanging out at his room after playing Submarine Titans in his computer for a while. Oh man, I loved submarine titans, haven't played that in forever. :D
Submarine titans was good, but my old laptop crashed and now I can't find it again.
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On May 07 2010 03:20 shreepy wrote:+ Show Spoiler +One of my most embarrassing moments:
I used to skateboard a lot and used to have this really good ramp that I used to do basic tricks when I was around 12 or so. One day I get the brilliant idea to put this thing at the bottom of the largest hill in my neighborhood in order to gain absolutely ridiculous speed going into the ramp. I was quite the showoff back then and grabbed a bunch of my friends to watch me hit this ramp going easily 20-30 mph.
I still remember starting down the hill thinking of how easy this was going to be, how awesome my air was going to be. About half way down the hill, way past the point of no return, my shitty skateboard starts to wobble mad fierce and I start to panic. My heart is racing, I am swaying allover the damn road, I have the worst butterflies that I have ever experienced in my stomach. This hill has a stop signs and intersections throughout it which I am blatantly blowing through which lead to some really near misses with at least 3 cars. Each one of these near misses only added to the stress of the ride. After all of this I finally reach the ramp.
I ended up hitting the ramp at an angle because of the ridiculous swaying I am doing down the hill. I catch air and I mean ridiculous air, I have never caught more air in my life off of any ramp/invert. At the peak of my air I begin to think of sticking the landing when it strikes me that I am absolutely boned. This is one of those realizations that you cannot do anything about and that seem to last forever. In my brilliance I set the ramp up to the side of the road as well. I ended up hitting the ramp at a perfect angle into someones driveway. Last thing I remember from the jump is breaking glass in the back of a jeep cherokee. I awoke later in the hospital broken all to hell.
I am 21 and I still get shit from my friends about it to this day.
>.<
That's the most badass story i've ever heard, LOL.
I've done alot of embarassing things myself but im not a man enough to post any of it on teh internets
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Many years ago when I was very young, I printed out some pictures of "pretty ladies" and occasionally took them to the toilet. I did that a couple times until my mum once called me from my room and asked if I might have forgotten something on the toilet.
:s
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I've managed to get a black eye on a turner girls head. And it was her first day at our school.
What happens was we were playing "rundbold" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Br%C3%A4nnboll) with me as the designated catcher (the outer base is in the Danish version where the batter stands), the batter hit's a long ball. The guy throwing the ball back in makes a horrible throw which I foolishly run after to catch. I stumble and hit her right on top of the head. Way to say hello to a new classmate T_T
A little addendum to the story which isn't really embarrising for me: After my black eye had almost disappered (like a month later), we were playing hockey (I believe it's also called field hockey?) - anyway, I'm running towards one of my friends who is in possession of the ball, he hits the ball with the intention of lopping it over me, but ends up hitting me right in the face, which throws me to the ground and results in me getting another black eye - which also got renewed when at a badminton tournament my opponent smashed my right above the eye. Had he hit 1 cm lower I would've been blind on that eye. So I basicly had 4 months walking around looking like a brawler - which is hard to do when you got a BMI of 17.5...
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I don't really have anything REALLY bad I can think of... then again I wear sandals and socks everywhere. Maybe I'm just not that easily embarrassed.
Only thing that comes to mind is talking shit about the pitcher of my national little league baseball team (the coach's son) after we got crushed out of the playoffs to a few of my friends while not knowing he was right behind me. I denied even though I was caught absolutely red handed. What the fuck does he know. I'm a catcher, I'm always right. Maybe you should have taken my signals asshole.
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I supress my bad moments and really only remember them through real life que's.
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