Poll: What was your most desperate/embarassing experience like?
Never want to relive it ever again (112)
51%
So bad I couldn't post it on TL.net (32)
15%
Partially embarassing (26)
12%
Not too bad (16)
7%
Never had one (11)
5%
Average (11)
5%
Holy f**k it was so awesome! (10)
5%
218 total votes
Your vote: What was your most desperate/embarassing experience like?
(Vote): Never had one (Vote): Not too bad (Vote): Average (Vote): Holy f**k it was so awesome! (Vote): Partially embarassing (Vote): Never want to relive it ever again (Vote): So bad I couldn't post it on TL.net
My vote: So bad I never want to relive it again.
So, I want to know/share/discuss/laugh at your worst experience, either if you shat your pants from the sheer terror from it, or it made you turn redder than Santa Claus's suit. Anything funny?
Probably the time I was on a school trip a few years ago. We got the good coach buses, the kind with comfortable seats, AC, and a toilet. So I go to the toilet because I need to take a massive, massive dump and I can't hold it till the museum.
So I go in, take care of my business, and wipe. Then I pull the flush, and everything goes the wrong way. Apparently two of my shits came into the hole at the same time, so neither can go through completelly. After about 5 minutes of trying, I just say fuck it, but... NO PLUNGER. Now I just put my best "oh fuck" face on and figure out what I do now. My options are:
1. Check for cops, then wrap hands in toilet paper and throw all my shit from the toilet out the window onto the highway, and hope for the best.
2. Leave toilet alone.
3. Makeshift plunger.
I really wanted to go for option 1, but I decided 3 was best. So now what?
Finally I take a look into the rest of the bus and see my friend a seat up, playing Yu-Gi-Oh and distracted. In his bag is a perfectly functional wooden ruler. I take the ruler, and gently start scraping a crack between the two shits, but no progress. Then I jab, and the loudest and most satisfying WHOOOOOOOOOOSH went through my ears.
After a quick rinse (no soap), and giving it a quick sniff, I replaced the ruler. He still doesn't know I took it.
Hahaha quite a few that I wouldn't post on TL. Whenever I'm being confrontational online and someone pulls out the ol' "you wouldn't be saying this if we were face-to-face" I always laugh because it's true -- I'd be saying some much worse shit.
Almost as soon as I got my drivers license, I got into the habit of speeding along the country roads where I lived - there were never any cops.
Obviously it all caught up to me one night when I came around a curve into a steep ditch at 60ish mph. All I could about at the time was how I let my parents down - but I realized later that if it weren't for this heavy wire fence now wrapped around the car (and I crushed a few of the thick wooden fence-posts) there was a decent chance I'd have been seriously fucked up or dead.
I couldn't look either of my parents in the eye for like a week after they came to pick me up. Definitely all time low.
One of my most embarrassing moments: I used to skateboard a lot and used to have this really good ramp that I used to do basic tricks when I was around 12 or so. One day I get the brilliant idea to put this thing at the bottom of the largest hill in my neighborhood in order to gain absolutely ridiculous speed going into the ramp. I was quite the showoff back then and grabbed a bunch of my friends to watch me hit this ramp going easily 20-30 mph.
I still remember starting down the hill thinking of how easy this was going to be, how awesome my air was going to be. About half way down the hill, way past the point of no return, my shitty skateboard starts to wobble mad fierce and I start to panic. My heart is racing, I am swaying allover the damn road, I have the worst butterflies that I have ever experienced in my stomach. This hill has a stop signs and intersections throughout it which I am blatantly blowing through which lead to some really near misses with at least 3 cars. Each one of these near misses only added to the stress of the ride. After all of this I finally reach the ramp.
I ended up hitting the ramp at an angle because of the ridiculous swaying I am doing down the hill. I catch air and I mean ridiculous air, I have never caught more air in my life off of any ramp/invert. At the peak of my air I begin to think of sticking the landing when it strikes me that I am absolutely boned. This is one of those realizations that you cannot do anything about and that seem to last forever. In my brilliance I set the ramp up to the side of the road as well. I ended up hitting the ramp at a perfect angle into someones driveway. Last thing I remember from the jump is breaking glass in the back of a jeep cherokee. I awoke later in the hospital broken all to hell.
I am 21 and I still get shit from my friends about it to this day.
Most embarrassing thing to happen to me would have to be.... The time I took a swan dive off the diving board at the public pool and I was wearing my new bikini.... Lets just say that I got a bunch of whistles before I noticed what they were whistling at.... t.t
I think I've suppressed/come to terms with anything major, but the worst feeling to get is that cold knot in your stomach when you know you're completely fucked, and all you can do is sit and watch it unfold.
On May 07 2010 03:39 Shiladie wrote: I think I've suppressed/come to terms with anything major, but the worst feeling to get is that cold knot in your stomach when you know you're completely fucked, and all you can do is sit and watch it unfold.
Yeah whenever I get that feeling in my stomach its like I just DONT want to be me, I'll take any1 else's problems but get me out of this situation. I dunno which is worse, that feeling of getting fucked, or the sad feelings associated with relationship lows/losing job/losing a loved one.
On May 07 2010 03:39 M155_G33k wrote: Most embarrassing thing to happen to me would have to be.... The time I took a swan dive off the diving board at the public pool and I was wearing my new bikini.... Lets just say that I got a bunch of whistles before I noticed what they were whistling at.... t.t
On May 07 2010 03:39 M155_G33k wrote: Most embarrassing thing to happen to me would have to be.... The time I took a swan dive off the diving board at the public pool and I was wearing my new bikini.... Lets just say that I got a bunch of whistles before I noticed what they were whistling at.... t.t
*whistles at you*
MEH!!! T.T
On May 07 2010 03:39 Shiladie wrote: I think I've suppressed/come to terms with anything major, but the worst feeling to get is that cold knot in your stomach when you know you're completely fucked, and all you can do is sit and watch it unfold.
I know that same feeling =\ I get it just thinking about the embarrassing stuff that happens to me haha
when i was in 5th grade we were playing gym class kickball, which is like a special event and even more epic than recess kickball as it was end of the year extra long gym class
i kicked a monster deep into center field passed the kid standing out there, it was an 100% sure home run
i rounded first and started celebrating as i ran and the kid was still chasing the ball deep into the parking lot
i rounded 2nd base and tripped over my feet and fell face first kind on my side into the pavement fucking up my knee and scraping the side of my face with cuts all over my arm
i laid there completely fuckedup between 2nd and 3rd as everyone screamed at me to get up and keep running and the teacher screamed r u ok???
then that center fielder kid came running full speed with the big red rubber ball and threw it at me and it hit me square in the back of the head as i was getting up and my glasses fell off my face
On May 07 2010 04:42 Rekrul wrote: when i was in 5th grade we were playing gym class kickball, which is like a special event and even more epic than recess kickball as it was end of the year extra long gym class
i kicked a monster deep into center field passed the kid standing out there, it was an 100% sure home run
i rounded first and started celebrating as i ran and the kid was still chasing the ball deep into the parking lot
i rounded 2nd base and tripped over my feet and fell face first kind on my side into the pavement fucking up my knee and scraping the side of my face with cuts all over my arm
i laid there completely fuckedup between 2nd and 3rd as everyone screamed at me to get up and keep running and the teacher screamed r u ok???
then that center fielder kid came running full speed with the big red rubber ball and threw it at me and it hit me square in the back of the head as i was getting up and my glasses fell off my face
gg
i'm sorry to laugh at your misfortune but LOL that was definitely a "gg" man when shits gets worse...
EPT
