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Rambling. Canada314 Posts May 06 2010 04:02 GMT #1 I am contemplating suicide after losing over a million contests to win a beta key. I have 5 blizzard products registered and still no damn email. So here I am, desperate, lonely, covered in plaguuu and willing to publicly humilate myself. I will do anything and I MEAN ANYTHING for a key. If someone has an extra I am begging, electronically begging with my keyboard! If you have an extra key and are willing to give it away for something? I dont care what it is, need be I record myself walking naked down mainstreet, I will do it. I will eat dog poop. I will punch a baby! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!

loving it Canada271 Posts May 06 2010 04:03 GMT #2 What has humanity become to...? Anyways, good luck on getting that key!

intrudor Canada446 Posts May 06 2010 04:03 GMT #3 cant you just preorder the game from some store and get a key right there?

prOxi.swAMi Australia3091 Posts May 06 2010 04:03 GMT #4 Post a video of you eating dog poop and I will consider it.

Rambling. Canada314 Posts May 06 2010 04:04 GMT #5 done give me an hour

LosingID8 CA10828 Posts May 06 2010 04:07 GMT #6 lol oh god

kOre Canada3642 Posts May 06 2010 04:07 GMT #7 Bet you it'll actually be chocolate in the shape of dog poop. Video tape your dog actually taking a poop and eat it right there in the same video.

Hot_Bid Braavos36379 Posts May 06 2010 04:08 GMT #8 Don't beg for keys.

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