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Canada314 Posts
May 06 2010 04:02 GMT
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I am contemplating suicide after losing over a million contests to win a beta key. I have 5 blizzard products registered and still no damn email. So here I am, desperate, lonely, covered in plaguuu and willing to publicly humilate myself. I will do anything and I MEAN ANYTHING for a key. If someone has an extra I am begging, electronically begging with my keyboard! If you have an extra key and are willing to give it away for something? I dont care what it is, need be I record myself walking naked down mainstreet, I will do it. I will eat dog poop. I will punch a baby! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HELP ME!
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
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Canada271 Posts
May 06 2010 04:03 GMT
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What has humanity become to...? Anyways, good luck on getting that key!
Stay gold.
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Canada446 Posts
May 06 2010 04:03 GMT
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cant you just preorder the game from some store and get a key right there?
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Australia3091 Posts
May 06 2010 04:03 GMT
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Post a video of you eating dog poop and I will consider it.
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Canada314 Posts
May 06 2010 04:04 GMT
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done give me an hour
An unfortunate person is one who tries to fart but shits instead
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CA10828 Posts
May 06 2010 04:07 GMT
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lol oh god
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Canada3642 Posts
May 06 2010 04:07 GMT
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Bet you it'll actually be chocolate in the shape of dog poop. Video tape your dog actually taking a poop and eat it right there in the same video.
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Braavos36374 Posts
May 06 2010 04:08 GMT
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Don't beg for keys.
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