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Body_Shield
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Canada3368 Posts
March 15 2011 01:17 GMT
#8021
He's so in isn't he Kwark
So, five-card stud, nothing wild... and the sky's the limit
tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19203 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-15 01:35:50
March 15 2011 01:34 GMT
#8022
So there I was, sitting around with Kwark and Caelum trying to fight some Goons.
After a long while of them being cowards, Kwark warped off. Then Caelum warped off.

So I was left alone with an Ares. I decided to warp off myself.

Right click, warp to my safe




nothing


Right click again, click again



again nothing.....

wtf really?

Right click again. Click again. NOTHING. FUCK YOU EVE

Ares points me. I heat MWD. Rapier decloaks. Now I'm pointed and webbed. Heating my invulns taking fire from gate guns trying to pop the Rapier. Falcon jams me.

Well fuck my life.

Next, blobbed. And I died again.

Also lost some of the loot from an earlier Tempest gank.
http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9142088
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Cheesedawg
Profile Joined November 2010
United States182 Posts
March 15 2011 02:21 GMT
#8023
[02:18:31] Nairobi Pitcairn > how old is [name] at this game?
[02:18:40] Wrathful Penguins > about 10 days
[02:18:44] Nairobi Pitcairn > ah
[02:18:59] Wrathful Penguins > but he took to it like a duck to high stakes poker
[02:19:06] Litharis > ...
[02:19:19] Nairobi Pitcairn > I've never heard that one before
[02:19:19] Wrathful Penguins > unlike a lot of the new rifters who followed the more conventional duck to water metaphor
[02:19:27] Nairobi Pitcairn > ah ok
[02:19:40] Wrathful Penguins > ducks are notoriously poor gamblers
[02:20:01] Nairobi Pitcairn > so i hear
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43898 Posts
March 15 2011 05:07 GMT
#8024
Karah scans a ferox at a belt so I warp in at 0 to take a look like a bad. It promptly scrams me and local +5s. Gila, rook, cyclone, incursus, cerberus on dscan, bad times. Karah and I overheat on the ferox while I slowboat away from it and somehow get 8k from the warpin where they all promptly primary me. The ferox goes down and MWD is go but the incursus quickly catches me and scrams me. Drones go on him and he warps, suddenly, despite being flanked by gila and cyclone, engines are go, they only have disruptors.

Up to 2300m/s but they easily keep pace with me while the rook permajams me and Karah warps out. My engines are catching fire and the fucking cyclone is neuting me. At 130k the rook suddenly misses a jam and I'm free to return fire on the cyclone which is paper thin and fit for speed/neuting. As it hits armour the rook warps to it (we're 160k from the belt now) and jams me but Lee (the good rifter) appears and scrams it with eee han timing. Karah gets back on the field and alphas it. I've been out of cap for some time and invulns are off but Lee scrams the gila and my cap recovers enough for just one cycle of overheated mwd. With the rifter taking on a gila and keeping it dead in the water my drake gets out of point range in half armour. Lee popped a second later but Karah and I were clear with a cyclone and a ferox for a rifter.

Basically Lee is like an infinite range scram that only lasts a few seconds but doesn't take any slots. You can call it down on people at will and it's really useful for gtfoing.

A minute later he was reshipped and we returned to take on the incursus, rook, gila and cerb. We warped in and managed to isolate the rook while it kept 2/3 of us permajammed. Fortunately one of us managed to keep point at all times and Lee had some great initiative with the bumping and we took it down. Their last act was to kill Lee to try and break the point and upon taking their vengeance they gtfoed leaving two drakes holding the field over the wrecks of a ferox, a cyclone and a rook.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43898 Posts
March 15 2011 05:18 GMT
#8025
Vaga warped in to the belt while I was salvaging wrecks. I scrammed it (16k scram ftw) and was fucking it up. It got a lucky ewar drone jam but Lee arrived to point it just in time. A rifter with him arrived and vaga popped Lee with the rifter but was in half armour itself. Unfortunately another cycle of ewar drones hit and the vaga gtfoed out of scram and then off the field. Would have been such a nice kill too. Makes me want to put that sensor strength link up.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43898 Posts
March 15 2011 05:47 GMT
#8026
Just got massively blobbed again and had Lee warp back in in a 10% structure rifter to scram the gila at the last second again. Good times.

Also http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9142917
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34503 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-15 06:34:57
March 15 2011 06:33 GMT
#8027
holy shit lee nicely done haha

be careful though at this rate kwark won't let you get out of a rifter

edit: http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=831008 99.33% efficiency lol
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Byzantium
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States423 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-15 07:13:43
March 15 2011 07:07 GMT
#8028
The best part about that last engagement is I started running out of mods to fit in the rifters at the end, so you can see me in fewer and fewer as the rifters go on. First I have a full fit plus spare ammo, then I had a full fit with just the guns loaded no spare, then I have random guns and suboptimal mods, then no low slots, and the finally nothing but MWD/scram.

Efficiency whoring for the win.

Edit: 99.42% Thank you very much!
MSL 2052
StallingHard
Profile Joined February 2011
144 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-15 08:24:37
March 15 2011 07:23 GMT
#8029
I'm signing up. Downloading the client right now... You guys make it seem so exciting

Edit: Installing
pahndah
Profile Joined August 2009
1193 Posts
March 15 2011 07:39 GMT
#8030
On March 15 2011 14:07 KwarK wrote:
Karah scans a ferox at a belt so I warp in at 0 to take a look like a bad. It promptly scrams me and local +5s. Gila, rook, cyclone, incursus, cerberus on dscan, bad times. Karah and I overheat on the ferox while I slowboat away from it and somehow get 8k from the warpin where they all promptly primary me. The ferox goes down and MWD is go but the incursus quickly catches me and scrams me. Drones go on him and he warps, suddenly, despite being flanked by gila and cyclone, engines are go, they only have disruptors.

Up to 2300m/s but they easily keep pace with me while the rook permajams me and Karah warps out. My engines are catching fire and the fucking cyclone is neuting me. At 130k the rook suddenly misses a jam and I'm free to return fire on the cyclone which is paper thin and fit for speed/neuting. As it hits armour the rook warps to it (we're 160k from the belt now) and jams me but Lee (the good rifter) appears and scrams it with eee han timing. Karah gets back on the field and alphas it. I've been out of cap for some time and invulns are off but Lee scrams the gila and my cap recovers enough for just one cycle of overheated mwd. With the rifter taking on a gila and keeping it dead in the water my drake gets out of point range in half armour. Lee popped a second later but Karah and I were clear with a cyclone and a ferox for a rifter.

Basically Lee is like an infinite range scram that only lasts a few seconds but doesn't take any slots. You can call it down on people at will and it's really useful for gtfoing.

A minute later he was reshipped and we returned to take on the incursus, rook, gila and cerb. We warped in and managed to isolate the rook while it kept 2/3 of us permajammed. Fortunately one of us managed to keep point at all times and Lee had some great initiative with the bumping and we took it down. Their last act was to kill Lee to try and break the point and upon taking their vengeance they gtfoed leaving two drakes holding the field over the wrecks of a ferox, a cyclone and a rook.


Sounds like Lee needs to get malediction asap. Than he can be an infinite scram/web frigate that reps itself like a boss. Wait, what am I saying, get into a taranis or dram kthx.
Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
March 15 2011 07:49 GMT
#8031
Guys why does it say you have 38% efficiency against some corp named "fuck"? As an avid reader of this thread and your kill board, I must say that this is unacceptable and demand that you bring me 20 dead "fuck" ships ASAP.
+ Show Spoiler +
you guys are awesome :D
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43898 Posts
March 15 2011 08:26 GMT
#8032
The same guys came back to fuck with us again with a new rook. We got Sard to help us out and took them on with cane, drake, two rifters and a falcon vs their vaga, cyclone, drake, drake, gila, rook and cane. We lost another rifter in a suicide tackle (totally worth it) but killed the vaga, two drakes and a hurricane.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43898 Posts
March 15 2011 08:28 GMT
#8033
On March 15 2011 16:39 pahndah wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 15 2011 14:07 KwarK wrote:
Karah scans a ferox at a belt so I warp in at 0 to take a look like a bad. It promptly scrams me and local +5s. Gila, rook, cyclone, incursus, cerberus on dscan, bad times. Karah and I overheat on the ferox while I slowboat away from it and somehow get 8k from the warpin where they all promptly primary me. The ferox goes down and MWD is go but the incursus quickly catches me and scrams me. Drones go on him and he warps, suddenly, despite being flanked by gila and cyclone, engines are go, they only have disruptors.

Up to 2300m/s but they easily keep pace with me while the rook permajams me and Karah warps out. My engines are catching fire and the fucking cyclone is neuting me. At 130k the rook suddenly misses a jam and I'm free to return fire on the cyclone which is paper thin and fit for speed/neuting. As it hits armour the rook warps to it (we're 160k from the belt now) and jams me but Lee (the good rifter) appears and scrams it with eee han timing. Karah gets back on the field and alphas it. I've been out of cap for some time and invulns are off but Lee scrams the gila and my cap recovers enough for just one cycle of overheated mwd. With the rifter taking on a gila and keeping it dead in the water my drake gets out of point range in half armour. Lee popped a second later but Karah and I were clear with a cyclone and a ferox for a rifter.

Basically Lee is like an infinite range scram that only lasts a few seconds but doesn't take any slots. You can call it down on people at will and it's really useful for gtfoing.

A minute later he was reshipped and we returned to take on the incursus, rook, gila and cerb. We warped in and managed to isolate the rook while it kept 2/3 of us permajammed. Fortunately one of us managed to keep point at all times and Lee had some great initiative with the bumping and we took it down. Their last act was to kill Lee to try and break the point and upon taking their vengeance they gtfoed leaving two drakes holding the field over the wrecks of a ferox, a cyclone and a rook.


Sounds like Lee needs to get malediction asap. Than he can be an infinite scram/web frigate that reps itself like a boss. Wait, what am I saying, get into a taranis or dram kthx.

Yeah because what we need is more expensive losses. I fully intend to keep throwing Lee at vagabonds and I expect it to keep working out as well as it does at the moment. I can't do that if he's expensive.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Weken
Profile Joined November 2010
United Kingdom580 Posts
March 15 2011 08:32 GMT
#8034
On March 15 2011 02:54 TurpinOS wrote:
Think we offended someone....
http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1482155

Oh look, widders has found another place to troll about the hatchery.
Inzek
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Chile802 Posts
March 15 2011 11:09 GMT
#8035
On March 15 2011 10:34 tofucake wrote:
So there I was, sitting around with Kwark and Caelum trying to fight some Goons.
After a long while of them being cowards, Kwark warped off. Then Caelum warped off.

So I was left alone with an Ares. I decided to warp off myself.

Right click, warp to my safe




nothing


Right click again, click again



again nothing.....

wtf really?

Right click again. Click again. NOTHING. FUCK YOU EVE

Ares points me. I heat MWD. Rapier decloaks. Now I'm pointed and webbed. Heating my invulns taking fire from gate guns trying to pop the Rapier. Falcon jams me.

Well fuck my life.

Next, blobbed. And I died again.

Also lost some of the loot from an earlier Tempest gank.
http://teamliquid.killmail.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=9142088


happens, my last death was just the same
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KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43898 Posts
March 15 2011 11:20 GMT
#8036
On March 15 2011 16:49 Meapak_Ziphh wrote:
Guys why does it say you have 38% efficiency against some corp named "fuck"? As an avid reader of this thread and your kill board, I must say that this is unacceptable and demand that you bring me 20 dead "fuck" ships ASAP.
+ Show Spoiler +
you guys are awesome :D

They're gunpoint diplomacy and they live in the same system as us and their CEO is a tler. We've got an odd relationship with them. We share intel and fly together a lot but we also spend a lot of time trying to kill each other. In one instance we were in the same superfleet, spoke with each other and decided to both break away into Hatchery/Gunpoint Diplomacy fleets, then tried to attack each others' fleet before calling a ceasefire and fleeting again to go roaming.

You'll find far more kills with both Hatchery and Gunpoint Diplomacy working together on them than kills/losses where we fight but unfortunately the fights have recently not gone so much our way. They've gotten used to what we can bring and have started blobbing the fuck out of us.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Firebolt145
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Lalalaland34503 Posts
March 15 2011 11:53 GMT
#8037
Pretty much the epitome of a love hate relationship.
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tofucake
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Hyrule19203 Posts
March 15 2011 12:14 GMT
#8038
However, Sard has said that if we switch about 15 or so of our Rifters to Blackbirds he'd stop trying to attack us.
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Johnny Business
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden1251 Posts
March 15 2011 12:19 GMT
#8039
All our blackbirds are in Drakes now
Serious Business
TurpinOS
Profile Joined February 2010
Canada1223 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-15 12:34:29
March 15 2011 12:33 GMT
#8040
WTB PERSONNAL BB ARMY

I pay 50mil a month, looking for around 6-7 guys following me all the time.

(kwarks definition of blobbing the fuck out best definition :D )
http://eve.znaor.hr/pimpmydomi/
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