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On August 07 2012 16:09 ulan-bat wrote: It looks like the profile/armory thing shows your characters' unique id, which is attributed sequentially. We could have a piss contest to see who has the lowest char ID but I already saw TheMango at 79104 (http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/TheMango-1573/hero/79104)
I'm over 1 million myself because I didn't start on release day so whatever. I have been trying to figure this out for 5 minutes now. where is it showing??..
nvm got it
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http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Crms-1320/hero/7453
I think I win the character number prize for TL. I was logged in and created right at midnight. I had to wait another hour in the town for my group of 4 to get logged in though.
Seeing my profile makes me a bit sad since I haven't played since mid june. sigh. I really want to play diablo 3, I just think it's a bad game right now. I hope they fix it. I love the franchise.
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On August 03 2012 15:20 zoLo wrote:This review.... not bad. Show nested quote +For the last 15 years, as I served as the constant whipping post for thousands...nay, MILLIONS of pathetic worms who have plundered my depths and banished me and my brothers to the soulstones time and time again! NO LONGER! On May 15 in the year of the Panda, 2012, my plan to claim victory over the Nine Hells and the High Heavens has come to fruition! Behold, the chronicle of my journey thus far!
Day 1: Millions of hapless insects gathered with their gold in hand and their steel drawn as they prepared to storm my doorstep, thinking that I, the Lord of Terror, would stand idly by as you farmed me for loot. Little did you suspect that my secret weapon "error 3007" would lay you all low! Those of you that happened to slip by my net came face to face with my uberlieutenants-- Lagmodan, The Serverbreaker,and Archbishop Disconnectus.
Day 2-5: See day 1...
Day 6: The delays caused by my impenetrable server defenses allowed me to fortify the Champions of Hell and overwhelm the puny Nephalem forces when they finally arrived...such awesome and destructive powers as: Molten QQ, Plague of Ridiculous Enrage Timers, and Arcane Orbital Repair Bills. To finalize my triumph, I ensured that any artifacts that my minions were carrying were at LEAST 5 levels lower and were utterly useless to the would-be plunderer. Truly the tears of the righteous are as music to my blackened soul!
Day 7: I rested...
Day 37: I have struck another triumphant blow! I have created a market place for the Nephalem, which is the only means of obtaining artifacts of any significant power. However, the true devious nature of this monstrosity is what makes it so delicious! In order to utilize it, the Nephalem are required to use a strange currency known as US Dollars, which they cannot access unless they willingly pay a 30% tithe to the forces of evil! MUAHAHAHAH! I really intended to slaughter them on day 1 with this device, but Belial was having trouble getting the Koreans on board with it.
Day 38: Once my demonic auction house of real money was fully operational, and the sniveling maggots were happily lapping up items of significant power with which to best my forces...I dropped ANOTHER masterful stroke on them, claiming yet another victory for Team Hell! I unleashed the Mighty Nerf-alem Hammer on all treasures under the High Heavens, making them nearly useless. Many who had spent their precious gold, real and virtual, were now banished to the Halls of Buyer's Remorse. I used the tears and subsequent blood of my fallen enemies to fill a bath, and washed myself in the Basin of Greedy Deception!
Day 45 and counting...: My saga continues to unfold, as many once-hopeful heroes have abandoned their quest altogether. Perhaps they will have an easier time slaying pandas soon... Those stalwarts who have chosen to stay, trapped in my Devilish Hamster Wheel of Doom and cursed to wander the Malignant Slot Machine of Rmah, do so in the vain hope that "things will get better." No mortal, they will NOT! Even when you are able to use the treasure you have purchased against EACH OTHER in Player vs. Player combat (no, really, it's coming...TRUST me...*evil laugh*), you will still be subject to my law of Eternal Internet Connection. Only once I've milked every last dollar and gold piece from these lackeys will I then pull the plug on the ServerStone forever! Just in time for Heart of the Swarm and Pandasy Island to be unleashed upon this ripe, unsuspecting world!
Sincerely yours, Diablo Lord of Terror
PS. Yesterday, my watchful eye spotted a 59 year old Hardcore Witch Doctor who was about to celebrate his 60th Season. I unleashed a Latency Storm on him as he was engaging 3 champion Heralds with "Waller, Plague, Arcane and Extra Life"...he is now a level 3 HC Monk. O tis fun to be evil!
i cracked up
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On August 08 2012 03:23 crms wrote:http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Crms-1320/hero/7453I think I win the character number prize for TL. I was logged in and created right at midnight. I had to wait another hour in the town for my group of 4 to get logged in though. Well the current winner is now UNDER 9000.
Seeing my profile makes me a bit sad since I haven't played since mid june. sigh. I really want to play diablo 3, I just think it's a bad game right now. I hope they fix it. I love the franchise. Just wait for a bit then and try again after patches 1.0.4 and 1.1. It should be better.
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7563 Elite Kills 11 Legendary Items 1 Set Item 1 Legendary/688 Kills X_X
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On August 07 2012 17:05 skyR wrote:Show nested quote +On August 07 2012 16:09 ulan-bat wrote: It looks like the profile/armory thing shows your characters' unique id, which is attributed sequentially. We could have a piss contest to see who has the lowest char ID but I already saw TheMango at 79104 (http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/TheMango-1573/hero/79104)
I'm over 1 million myself because I didn't start on release day so whatever. http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Skyra-1999/hero/33964Do I win? Idk but you certainly win for best character names I've seen so far.
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So ive come back from a long break of d3, looking to get started again.
Wizard 22K dps, 6.5k armor, 250ish resall. Where should i start runs wise?
Also, how do you make any sort of fucking money considering every piece of gear i have is now like 10k.
Also, anyone willing to help, all my gear is yellow and i only have 12k LOL
Recommended farm / build for me?
EDIT: Also, is it worth coming back? is the game still just a solo grind fest and auction house simulator?
Is teamplay at least viable now? 
If anyone wants to team up for anything (SC / HC, farming, levelling new chars.) drop me a PM!
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On August 09 2012 04:54 Capped wrote:So ive come back from a long break of d3, looking to get started again. Wizard 22K dps, 6.5k armor, 250ish resall. Where should i start runs wise? Also, how do you make any sort of fucking money considering every piece of gear i have is now like 10k. Also, anyone willing to help, all my gear is yellow and i only have 12k LOL Recommended farm / build for me? EDIT: Also, is it worth coming back? is the game still just a solo grind fest and auction house simulator? Is teamplay at least viable now?  If anyone wants to team up for anything (SC / HC, farming, levelling new chars.) drop me a PM!
Nothing much has changed, everyone is waiting for 1.04 which should bring significant changes to legendary items and possibly some game mechanics. Hopefully it will be out sometime this month.
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On August 09 2012 04:54 Capped wrote:So ive come back from a long break of d3, looking to get started again. Wizard 22K dps, 6.5k armor, 250ish resall. Where should i start runs wise? Also, how do you make any sort of fucking money considering every piece of gear i have is now like 10k. Also, anyone willing to help, all my gear is yellow and i only have 12k LOL Recommended farm / build for me? EDIT: Also, is it worth coming back? is the game still just a solo grind fest and auction house simulator? Is teamplay at least viable now?  If anyone wants to team up for anything (SC / HC, farming, levelling new chars.) drop me a PM!
Are you NA or EU? If you're NA, I'd be down to help you out. Terranasaur#1719
edit: Also. Butcher runs are pretty much standard until you can hack ACT3 quickly. I start my runs in Northern Highlands and look for Watchtower. If no Watchtower, I remake until I find one. Once I'm in the tower I open game to public, clear tower, highlands, hunting grounds, and work my way through the dungeon and kill Warden and Butcher. At that point, everyone else usually leaves the game, so then I run around solo through the Festering Woods and stuff and look for a couple more elites before starting a new game and doing it over.
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http://us.battle.net/d3/en/profile/Profitlol-1260/hero/4829
D3 was a major let down for me. I only got about 3-4 unique/legendary items after ~4.5k elites killed, and the 4 player limit for games really annoyed me. I had several friends that wanted to play with each other, but we have to separate into 3 other groups (eventually all became solo T_T).
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patch 1.0.4 INFORMATION is about to come... not the patch -__-
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Fuuuu... through these profiles I found out that I'm playing on the US server instead of the EU server. Ah well.. I play SC, and connection is reasonable so it doesn't matter that much. But still. Don't know if it affects RMAH, as I haven't used that yet.
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Am I the only one here who would be glad to find something like sigons armor at that drop chances? In D2 I always raged when I found some green crap, but now it would be heaven I guess...
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On August 09 2012 17:43 Ketch wrote: Fuuuu... through these profiles I found out that I'm playing on the US server instead of the EU server. Ah well.. I play SC, and connection is reasonable so it doesn't matter that much. But still. Don't know if it affects RMAH, as I haven't used that yet.
I had it too when i just started.. has to do with downloading the US-english client, which was the default option for me - later i had to download the EU-english client to be able to play on patch days. I think you will have to be careful about the US RMAH, because you will be transfering money from US to EU and vice versa. I'm pretty sure Blizz doesn't want that.
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I've found 3 legendary gladiator gloves on my monk. At least it's not quite vendor trash yet.
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