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I wonder if Chris Brown's gonna have a career after this...
Pop singer Rihanna's picture released!
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AssuredVacancy
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(Pretty gruesome pic) + Show Spoiler + I wonder if Chris Brown's gonna have a career after this... | ||
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iNcontroL
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LuMiX
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Bosu
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iNcontroL
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v-.-v
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AltaiR_
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fusionsdf
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On February 20 2009 11:51 Manifesto7 wrote: If I dont know who either of these people are, does that mean I'm old? What the hell-a, hell-a, hell-a eh eh oh oh oh? | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
On February 20 2009 11:51 Manifesto7 wrote: If I dont know who either of these people are, does that mean I'm old? yes. | ||
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allowicious
United States972 Posts
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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thopol
Japan4560 Posts
On February 20 2009 11:51 Manifesto7 wrote: If I dont know who either of these people are, does that mean I'm old? No. Wut? | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32277 Posts
On February 20 2009 11:53 {88}iNcontroL wrote: What the hell-a, hell-a, hell-a eh eh oh oh oh? Fuck you i was going to do a pun with this (with fella though) | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
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lxginverse
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feathers
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
She was a Bad Girl, and there Ain't No Way she wouldn't take Damage for not Gimme That Forever. This is what she gets for allowing him to Get At Ya. I feel Down. | ||
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aRod
United States758 Posts
Nothing you haven't told her twice. No but seriously, I hope she's willing to pursue criminal charges. | ||
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TheMusiC
United States1054 Posts
or something along those lines actually no, it was probably because her songs suck | ||
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NatsuTerran
United States364 Posts
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fanatacist
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fanatacist
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On February 20 2009 12:05 TheMusiC wrote: pretty sure chris brown beat her because her songs suck or something along those lines actually no, it was probably because her songs suck Damn you stole my fire. | ||
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:08 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: too bad R Kelly wasnt there too... he coulda pissed all over her umbra-rella, rella, rella, eh, eh, eh Well at least you weren't there.. cause god damn you aren't bringing sexy back with terrible jokes like this. | ||
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Kerensky
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imDerek
United States1944 Posts
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
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renegade_zerg
Korea (South)525 Posts
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QuanticHawk
United States32084 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:13 LordWeird wrote: This is pretty sad. I really, really hope nobody else tries to post anymore bad puns. Only good ones please. Damn, for a second, I was worried you actually cared that someone got their ass beat! All is well; carry on | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:13 LordWeird wrote: This is pretty sad. I really, really hope nobody else tries to post anymore bad puns. Only good ones please. I'd like to extend this to all jokes in genera. Ever. No more bad jokes. Only good ones. | ||
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FragKrag
United States11552 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:05 TheMusiC wrote: pretty sure chris brown beat her because her songs suck or something along those lines actually no, it was probably because her songs suck then chris brown would have to beat himself too. | ||
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thopol
Japan4560 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:14 FragKrag wrote: then chris brown would have to beat himself too. Oh you didn't! Daaaaaaaaaayumn | ||
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Kerensky
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compared to someone who falls asleep in their car, is woken up 4 hours later, handcuffed and then jailed "indefinately" because they have a similarly stupid prior charge in the last 7 days. | ||
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:13 Hawk wrote: Damn, for a second, I was worried you actually cared that someone got their ass beat! All is well; carry on I have a weird way of typing. When I said it was sad, I meant the beating. Shitty jokes only compound the sadness. Inc: I've been trying to live by that policy for awhile now :> | ||
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SoMuchBetter
Australia10606 Posts
all your base ase ase eh eh are belong to us us us eh eh eh | ||
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:11 Kerensky wrote: looks like a normal black woman to me. What???? XD | ||
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blapsd
England121 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:11 Kerensky wrote: looks like a normal black woman to me. LOL | ||
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v-.-v
Canada28 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:16 Kerensky wrote: what i want to know is how you can get charged for brutally beating someone and still get let free compared to someone who falls asleep in their car, is woken up 4 hours later, handcuffed and then jailed "indefinately" because they have a similarly stupid prior charge in the last 7 days. law is different for the rich and the poor and the powerful and pitful. | ||
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Seraphim
United States4467 Posts
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:10 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Well at least you weren't there.. cause god damn you aren't bringing sexy back with terrible jokes like this. If I catch you in line, waitin fo da bathroom ill make you piss on rihanna | ||
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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
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FragKrag
United States11552 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:16 SoMuchBetter wrote: she was probably trying to turn all your base into a song next and chris brown couldn't take it anymore all your base ase ase eh eh are belong to us us us eh eh eh -____________________- | ||
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Jayme
United States5866 Posts
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Titusmaster6
United States5937 Posts
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Mindcrime
United States6899 Posts
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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
Run it chris brown! | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:11 Kerensky wrote: looks like a normal black woman to me. LOL WTF? | ||
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MaZza[KIS]
Australia2110 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:18 il0seonpurpose wrote: I thought Chris Brown was a good, innocent guy. I can't imagine a guy like him beating her up. WTF? The power of PR management my friend (PR = Personal Relations). These guys are coached on how to appear good in public. Here's another big tip... the very movie stars, pop artists and other notable people who advocate "say no to drugs" say yes to drugs! I wouldn't be surprised if Chris was coked up when he decided to brutally disfigure a famous pop-star. I wonder what was going though his head "ok, well, i'll f*ck this bitch up and then... no one will mind.. right?" Do another line chris! Well done dipshit... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! <-- sound of Chris Brown's career crashing. Looks like Bobby Brown isn't the only Brown prone to domestic violence. What's next? Rhianna becomes a crackhead? (sorry whitney). | ||
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Kuja900
United States3564 Posts
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:21 il0seonpurpose wrote: Run it chris brown! lol | ||
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MaZza[KIS]
Australia2110 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:22 {88}iNcontroL wrote: This thread made me Jizz in my Pants. I saw a picture of Rhianna on TMZ and I JIZZZZZED IN MY PAAAAAAANTS. | ||
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TheFoReveRwaR
United States10657 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:17 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: If I catch you in line, waitin fo da bathroom ill make you piss on rihanna Please shut up? | ||
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ilj.psa
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TheFoReveRwaR
United States10657 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:26 MaZza[KIS] wrote: The power of PR management my friend (PR = Personal Relations). These guys are coached on how to appear good in public. Here's another big tip... the very movie stars, pop artists and other notable people who advocate "say no to drugs" say yes to drugs! I wouldn't be surprised if Chris was coked up when he decided to brutally disfigure a famous pop-star. I wonder what was going though his head "ok, well, i'll f*ck this bitch up and then... no one will mind.. right?" Do another line chris! Well done dipshit... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! <-- sound of Chris Brown's career crashing. Looks like Bobby Brown isn't the only Brown prone to domestic violence. What's next? Rhianna becomes a crackhead? (sorry whitney). Lmao. PR equals PUBLIC RELATIONS. Think about it. | ||
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zulu_nation8
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TheFoReveRwaR
United States10657 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:28 ilj.psa wrote: looks like finally she really took a bow Booooooooo *throws things* | ||
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
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DamageControL
United States4222 Posts
SUCH a bad joke. And your reaction made me lol | ||
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TheFoReveRwaR
United States10657 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:31 DamageControL wrote: SUCH a bad joke. And your reaction made me lol Ya that was so bad it's almost banworthy=/ | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On February 20 2009 11:51 Manifesto7 wrote: If I dont know who either of these people are, does that mean I'm old? Just useless American celebrities. Don't feel bad. Even if I know them, it isn't like I care. Though I do enjoy how Rihanna got hit by an . | ||
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fanatacist
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On February 20 2009 12:28 MaZza[KIS] wrote: I saw a picture of Rhianna on TMZ and I JIZZZZZED IN MY PAAAAAAANTS. I saw a picture of a brutalized woman and I JIZZZEED IN MY PAAANTS wait... | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
the edit killed it | ||
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Phantom
Canada2151 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:40 fanatacist wrote: I saw a picture of a brutalized woman and I JIZZZEED IN MY PAAANTS wait... im on a boat, come on guys... | ||
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feathers
United States236 Posts
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
Am I the only one that doesn't see the relevance? I feel ignorant/close minded, but anyone mind helping me with this? | ||
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FragKrag
United States11552 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:39 Archaic wrote: Just useless American celebrities. Don't feel bad. Even if I know them, it isn't like I care. Though I do enjoy how Rihanna got hit by an http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ovwncTiK7U . Wow, her voice is fucking annoying. I didn't understand any of the puns until this point. | ||
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pSikh0
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:48 Archaic wrote: Am I the only one that doesn't see the relevance? I feel ignorant/close minded, but anyone mind helping me with this? second this, now apparently people are just posting random references | ||
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Spartan
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inReacH
Sweden1612 Posts
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BalliSLife
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On February 20 2009 12:52 inReacH wrote: God this thread really showcases the worst of teamliquid. | ||
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FragKrag
United States11552 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:52 inReacH wrote: God this thread really showcases the worst of teamliquid. every thread that is pun capable shows the worst of teamliquid. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:52 inReacH wrote: God this thread really showcases the worst of teamliquid. Yes not everyone can be withinreach of greatness. | ||
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arb
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
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Sprite
United States1015 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:50 ilj.psa wrote: second this, now apparently people are just posting random references | ||
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Shikyo
Finland33997 Posts
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
Wow, fail =P. Not even able to embed, haha. | ||
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TheFoReveRwaR
United States10657 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:55 FragKrag wrote: every thread that is pun capable shows the worst of teamliquid. Although incontrol's were actually pretty good. | ||
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Lachrymose
Australia1928 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:50 ilj.psa wrote: second this, now apparently people are just posting random references Im on a Boat was the follow up single to Jizz in my Pants. | ||
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FragKrag
United States11552 Posts
On February 20 2009 13:02 TheFoReveRwaR wrote: Although incontrol's were actually pretty good. Inc is very professional about his puns. Can't say too much about the Australian bunch though! | ||
micronesia
United States24734 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:58 DoctorHelvetica wrote: This thread is less funny than Micronesia. Lol you are such a hypocrite. | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
So she moved into my chem class and I was talking to my friend Nick about why Terran has higher apm requirements than the other races, and I guess she thought I was talking about her. So she confronted me in the hall and was like "Why did you keep saying my name, you talkin shit?" I tried to tell her I was talking about something in a video game, but she doesn't believe me and now her and all her friends glare at me all the time. | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
And funnier than me? Probably. | ||
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FragKrag
United States11552 Posts
On February 20 2009 13:04 DoctorHelvetica wrote: Oh speaking of Rihanna, some girl at my school sang a Rihanna song at the talent show and her name is Taryn. Pronounced "Terran". So she moved into my chem class and I was talking to my friend Nick about why Terran has higher apm requirements than the other races, and I guess she thought I was talking about her. So she confronted me in the hall and was like "Why did you keep saying my name, you talkin shit?" I tried to tell her I was talking about something in a video game, but she doesn't believe me and now her and all her friends glare at me all the time. beat her up | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
Try a DT rush. | ||
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Sprite
United States1015 Posts
On February 20 2009 13:01 Archaic wrote: Wow, fail =P. Not even able to embed, haha. Wasn't my fail i posted it knowing that lol | ||
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micronesia
United States24734 Posts
No that wasn't what I meant... but I can't say any more here  | ||
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MaZza[KIS]
Australia2110 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:29 TheFoReveRwaR wrote: Lmao. PR equals PUBLIC RELATIONS. Think about it. it must be subliminal... my mind thought one thing and wrote another. | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
On February 20 2009 13:27 micronesia wrote: No that wasn't what I meant... but I can't say any more here well I'd like to know why I'm a hypocrite at least. | ||
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Mista
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Zeller
United States1109 Posts
![[image loading]](http://chiefmag.com/issues/13/features/Pen-Pals-/images/sisqo2.jpg) lemme see that thong tha thong thong thong! | ||
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oneofthem
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funkie
Venezuela9376 Posts
On February 20 2009 13:04 DoctorHelvetica wrote: Oh speaking of Rihanna, some girl at my school sang a Rihanna song at the talent show and her name is Taryn. Pronounced "Terran". So she moved into my chem class and I was talking to my friend Nick about why Terran has higher apm requirements than the other races, and I guess she thought I was talking about her. So she confronted me in the hall and was like "Why did you keep saying my name, you talkin shit?" I tried to tell her I was talking about something in a video game, but she doesn't believe me and now her and all her friends glare at me all the time. YEah. I like quoting you  .You're a funny guy Chris Brown can suck my dick tho. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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On February 20 2009 13:35 Zeller wrote: lemme see that thong tha thong thong thong! I totally do not get this reference. On February 20 2009 13:34 Mista wrote: Chris Brown is in such deep shit, big fucks like Jay-Z are apparently fucking pissed with him Of course he is. Rhianna made Jay-Z a lot of money. I don't know why, or how... she is an awful singe; I turn off the radio at work whenever her songs come on. She got FUCKED UP, though. | ||
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Raithed
China7078 Posts
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OmgIRok
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Xela
Canada203 Posts
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fanatacist
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On February 20 2009 12:52 inReacH wrote: God this thread really showcases the worst of teamliquid. Your criticism is understandable, given that your ignorance is what made one of the best threads of recent TL history. | ||
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Ozarugold
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Ry-Masta-T
United States478 Posts
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mIsUZu
New Zealand528 Posts
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Zapdos_Smithh
Canada2620 Posts
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KOFgokuon
United States14899 Posts
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
On February 20 2009 12:29 zulu_nation8 wrote: no he's not gonna have a career after this, probably shouldn'tve had one to begin with. completely disagree. he's a decent singer, fucking SICK ASS dancer though | ||
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Jayme
United States5866 Posts
On February 20 2009 14:22 Xela wrote: how can you guys can laugh at the situation after seeing how hard she was hit? That's just wrong. Welcome to teamliquid?! Every news story gets punned to death. | ||
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pSikh0
163 Posts
On February 20 2009 14:38 BlueRoyaL wrote: completely disagree. he's a decent singer, fucking SICK ASS dancer though So uh, im guessing that this shows how not having a college degree education or even a high school one for that matter makes him at this moment incompetent and not very worthy of having a career since all he has to do is rhyme things in a way that may not make sense...... Not really but wtf lol beating a girl, yeah thats really smart | ||
OneOther
United States10774 Posts
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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On February 20 2009 14:59 OneOther wrote: Wtf? When did this happen? Apparently right before the Grammy's. On February 20 2009 14:29 Resonance wrote: How can somebody beat up a girl like that, seriously. What a fucking loser. Hope his career is gone. If Jay-Z is really as pissed as that one guy claimed, then it pretty much is. He's got ridiculous amounts of connections in the entertainment industry. Putting his name by you means auto-success, and by that same token, him being against you makes it impossibly hard to succeed. | ||
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koreakool
United States334 Posts
which kind, I don't really know or want to know | ||
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bboyldy
Korea (North)664 Posts
heheh | ||
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AttackZerg
United States7465 Posts
I am not saying one thing or another I'm just asking if you think that is what should happen. | ||
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On February 20 2009 16:45 AttackZerg wrote: So every person who has ever given another person herpes deserves to beat beat .... I am not saying one thing or another I'm just asking if you think that is what should happen. If they knew they had herpes and didnt tell the other person, then yes, otherwise no. | ||
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{CC}StealthBlue
United States41117 Posts
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Hyperbola
United States2544 Posts
but seriously, i don't really care what happens to celebrities. They are like normal people to me. If some random lady got beat down somewhere out there in the world (which is probably happening right this instant) I don't think most people would care. | ||
NeverGG
United Kingdom5399 Posts
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KizZBG
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SilverskY
Korea (South)3086 Posts
"You're a dead man walking..." | ||
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hymn
Bulgaria832 Posts
On February 20 2009 11:51 Manifesto7 wrote: If I dont know who either of these people are, does that mean I'm old? I don't know the Chris guy. I know who Rihanna is from a summer I spent in North Carolina. And I am 25... As for the picture - that's a nice beat up there. Hope the guys goes to jail for a long time. | ||
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Smix
United States4549 Posts
Way to follow in his footsteps... this is ridiculous. I'm just curious to see HOW he's going to explain himself. | ||
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skindzer
Chile5114 Posts
AHAHAHAA | ||
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Rhinona
United States2 Posts
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Ancestral
United States3230 Posts
On February 20 2009 17:02 Hyperbola wrote: next time she doesn't make him that sandwich she better run it! run it! but seriously, i don't really care what happens to celebrities. They are like normal people to me. If some random lady got beat down somewhere out there in the world (which is probably happening right this instant) I don't think most people would care. Okay, I think you're half right. Yeah, no one should particularly care about random celebrities (unless they have had some meaningful effect on their life), but women being beaten is always bad. We should care about all those random ones somewhere in the world as much as "Rihanna," and we should at least help the situation by not contributing to it. | ||
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besiger
Croatia2452 Posts
why is it ok for you to do things like this, but that other dude got banned for saying looks like a typical black woman to me, im not bitching or anything, just seems a little... EDIT: seems that other guy was chibi so i guess i's all good | ||
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exeprime
United Kingdom643 Posts
On February 20 2009 17:37 besiger wrote: why is it ok for you to do things like this, but that other dude got banned for saying looks like a typical black woman to me, im not bitching or anything, just seems a little... EDIT: seems that other guy was chibi so i guess i's all good Because any man beating a woman is a friggin' animal, regardless of color. | ||
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BlackJack
United States10574 Posts
Cmon man. It's black history month! | ||
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besiger
Croatia2452 Posts
On February 20 2009 17:42 exeprime wrote: Because any man beating a woman is a friggin' animal, regardless of color. good sir, i find that a insult for the animals, men do far worse things than animals ever could. | ||
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