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Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
May 05 2008 00:37 GMT
#1
http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Top_News/2008/04/27/was_woman_raped_on_telephone/5602/

TUNIS, Tunisia, April 27 (UPI) -- A Tunisian family alleges their daughter was raped during a telephone conversation with a man, a lawyer for the family said.

The 30-year-old man said he never touched the young woman. But he acknowledged he heard her scream while they were "totally into" an erotic telephone conversation -- and that she reported bleeding, Al Arabiya reported.

Maha al-Metebaa, a lawyer representing the family, told the Kuwaiti newspaper Al-Qabs the case needs careful investigation because of its unprecedented allegations. He said a medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin.

"The intercourse did take place with all its details but verbally only," he said. "The sexual act did not really happen because the physical proximity factor is not there, yet it happened because there is a direct physical impact – the loss of virginity."

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I have no idea what to make of this... is it possible that she lost her hymen while orgasming over telephone sex? How is that even possible? don't some girls bleed on their first time?
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
Samejima
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada534 Posts
May 05 2008 00:40 GMT
#2
Probably lost it riding a bike or something..
What we call chaos is just patterns we haven't recognized yet.
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
May 05 2008 00:40 GMT
#3
This is junk
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
Eskii
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada544 Posts
May 05 2008 00:40 GMT
#4
Its entirely possible, most girls lose their Hymen before they have sex for the first time ;/
cava
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States1035 Posts
May 05 2008 00:40 GMT
#5
lol
cava!
statix
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States1760 Posts
May 05 2008 00:40 GMT
#6
how do you not get it?

she stuck something in her vagina, screamed when it hurt, her parents came in like WTF, she got scared and blamed it on some dude she was have phone sex with.
SCC-Caliban
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
May 05 2008 00:42 GMT
#7
LOLLLL
Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
May 05 2008 00:42 GMT
#8
I've raped girls over the phone, and plan to keep at it...
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
May 05 2008 00:43 GMT
#9
--- Nuked ---
o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
May 05 2008 00:43 GMT
#10
LMFAO
randombum
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States2378 Posts
May 05 2008 00:44 GMT
#11
On May 05 2008 09:43 dronebabo wrote:
lmfao

JustQuitWarcraftIII
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States679 Posts
May 05 2008 00:48 GMT
#12
Lmao this is just...
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
May 05 2008 00:50 GMT
#13
There are exactly two possibilities.

1. She broke her own hymen.
2. She had already lost her virginity.

Either way, she's a slut.
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
SoleSteeler
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada5427 Posts
May 05 2008 00:51 GMT
#14
I've heard enough. Burn her!
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
May 05 2008 00:55 GMT
#15
fawkin skanks
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
Dunk.vn
Profile Joined December 2006
United States197 Posts
May 05 2008 00:55 GMT
#16
On May 05 2008 09:51 SoleSteeler wrote:
I've heard enough. Burn her!


QFT
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
May 05 2008 00:56 GMT
#17
STOP POLLUTING THE GENERAL FORUM FOR FUCKS SAKE
Glider
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States1353 Posts
May 05 2008 00:58 GMT
#18
funny stuff, but they can't hold the guy responsible... he must be one smooth talker tho.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
May 05 2008 01:01 GMT
#19
yea
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
May 05 2008 01:01 GMT
#20
On May 05 2008 09:51 SoleSteeler wrote:
I've heard enough. Burn her!

SNSD fan
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
May 05 2008 01:01 GMT
#21
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9374 Posts
May 05 2008 01:02 GMT
#22
I want that girl to call me :D
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Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
May 05 2008 01:05 GMT
#23
On May 05 2008 09:56 zulu_nation8 wrote:
STOP POLLUTING THE GENERAL FORUM FOR FUCKS SAKE

YES THIS BELONGS IN THE BLOGS SECTION
Not bad for a cat toy.
imBLIND
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2626 Posts
May 05 2008 01:06 GMT
#24
no way this could happen.
She had a dildo for sure
im deaf
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
May 05 2008 01:08 GMT
#25
On May 05 2008 09:40 statix wrote:
how do you not get it?

she stuck something in her vagina, screamed when it hurt, her parents came in like WTF, she got scared and blamed it on some dude she was have phone sex with.

w/e
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
May 05 2008 01:08 GMT
#26
She so easy

a caveman could do 'er
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-05 01:15:55
May 05 2008 01:12 GMT
#27
On May 05 2008 09:40 statix wrote:
how do you not get it?

she stuck something in her vagina, screamed when it hurt, her parents came in like WTF, she got scared and blamed it on some dude she was have phone sex with.


that seems like the most reasonable explanation:
1- girl has phone sex
2- girl sticks something up her vagina
3- bleeds. she gets scared and screams. parents come in
4- girl blames it on guy

On May 05 2008 09:50 Mortality wrote:
There are exactly two possibilities.

1. She broke her own hymen.
2. She had already lost her virginity.

Either way, she's a slut.


I think 1 is correct, but 2 is not because if she already lost her virginity a while ago, she would not have bled.

On May 05 2008 10:05 Krohm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2008 09:56 zulu_nation8 wrote:
STOP POLLUTING THE GENERAL FORUM FOR FUCKS SAKE

YES THIS BELONGS IN THE BLOGS SECTION


when I start taking women's virginity over the telephone, I will happily transport all related articles to the blogs section.
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
Dark.Carnival
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5095 Posts
May 05 2008 01:12 GMT
#28
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Lhyviathan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Australia975 Posts
May 05 2008 01:19 GMT
#29
On May 05 2008 09:51 SoleSteeler wrote:
I've heard enough. Burn her!

Nal_rA = The Fourth Race
jtan
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Sweden5891 Posts
May 05 2008 01:21 GMT
#30
If the man goes to jail he still gets 1 phone call

someone is up for another rape lol
Enter a Uh
G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2898 Posts
May 05 2008 01:24 GMT
#31
wtf...........

and who actually reports this to the police as rape........

jesus......... I actually feel bad for both of them lol.....
Mortality
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States4790 Posts
May 05 2008 01:31 GMT
#32
On May 05 2008 10:12 Polyphasic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2008 09:40 statix wrote:
how do you not get it?

she stuck something in her vagina, screamed when it hurt, her parents came in like WTF, she got scared and blamed it on some dude she was have phone sex with.


that seems like the most reasonable explanation:
1- girl has phone sex
2- girl sticks something up her vagina
3- bleeds. she gets scared and screams. parents come in
4- girl blames it on guy

Show nested quote +
On May 05 2008 09:50 Mortality wrote:
There are exactly two possibilities.

1. She broke her own hymen.
2. She had already lost her virginity.

Either way, she's a slut.


I think 1 is correct, but 2 is not because if she already lost her virginity a while ago, she would not have bled.

Show nested quote +
On May 05 2008 10:05 Krohm wrote:
On May 05 2008 09:56 zulu_nation8 wrote:
STOP POLLUTING THE GENERAL FORUM FOR FUCKS SAKE

YES THIS BELONGS IN THE BLOGS SECTION


when I start taking women's virginity over the telephone, I will happily transport all related articles to the blogs section.


Who says she bled from having her hymen broken? Could have been a period. Or maybe she has long nails and scratched her own vaginal wall a bit too hard.
Even though this Proleague bullshit has been completely bogus, I really, really, really do not see how Khan can lose this. I swear I will kill myself if they do. - nesix before KHAN lost to eNature
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
May 05 2008 01:32 GMT
#33
This reminds me of the fast-food case where some mystery caller convinces an employee to suck the dick of the manager's boyfriend.

I don't care what you think, rape over the phone is pure talent. Master manipulator/
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-05 01:35:31
May 05 2008 01:34 GMT
#34
God the bragging rights that comes from stealing a girls virginity with your voice would be worth a life time in jail.

"What'd you do? Kill a man? How fucking original. I raped a girl OVER THE PHONE. Yeah, she was a virgin too. I made her bleed with my giant cock that wasn't there."
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
May 05 2008 01:38 GMT
#35
On May 05 2008 09:40 cava wrote:
lol

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Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
May 05 2008 01:42 GMT
#36
LMFAO
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JIJI
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada291 Posts
May 05 2008 01:42 GMT
#37
Or girl sticks phone in vagina.
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
May 05 2008 01:43 GMT
#38
Better than losing your virginity by messenger.
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Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
May 05 2008 01:44 GMT
#39
I made a girl lose her virginity through texting!

Beat that =O
Mango @ U.S.East!
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
May 05 2008 01:47 GMT
#40
On May 05 2008 10:43 Jibba wrote:
Better than losing your virginity by messenger.

OH HELL NO
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allowicious
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States972 Posts
May 05 2008 01:47 GMT
#41
....

what?
lalalalala~~~
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
May 05 2008 01:48 GMT
#42
On May 05 2008 10:44 Scorpion wrote:
I made a girl lose her virginity through texting!

Beat that =O

Yeah but the girl turned it around and took your anal virginity with MSN.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
May 05 2008 01:48 GMT
#43
thats hilarious
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 05 2008 01:51 GMT
#44
Thats messed up, wtf???
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
May 05 2008 01:52 GMT
#45
awesome story to tell your friend's
BlindAlbino
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Ecuador176 Posts
May 05 2008 01:53 GMT
#46
doesnt get much better then this.
LeGeNdZs[FcG]
Profile Joined January 2008
Canada163 Posts
May 05 2008 02:02 GMT
#47
On May 05 2008 09:40 statix wrote:
how do you not get it?

she stuck something in her vagina, screamed when it hurt, her parents came in like WTF, she got scared and blamed it on some dude she was have phone sex with.

ownd ^_^
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Scorpion
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1974 Posts
May 05 2008 02:04 GMT
#48
On May 05 2008 10:48 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2008 10:44 Scorpion wrote:
I made a girl lose her virginity through texting!

Beat that =O

Yeah but the girl turned it around and took your anal virginity with MSN.


Then I took her virginity through phone!
Mango @ U.S.East!
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
May 05 2008 02:07 GMT
#49
lolwut
UNFUCK YOURSELF
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
May 05 2008 02:10 GMT
#50
hes good
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
May 05 2008 02:15 GMT
#51
lol @ story

lol @ bly condemning forum pollution




lol.
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Cogito
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States453 Posts
May 05 2008 02:41 GMT
#52
And this year's nominees for the Darwin awards are...

1. The daughter for being the first person ever to get "raped" over the phone
2. Her parents who believe her
3. The journalist who thinks this is news
4. Everyone who is taking this seriously
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
May 05 2008 02:43 GMT
#53
this obviously IS news cause there is a legal case etc going on. You'd be dumb to think this isnt fascinating.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 05 2008 02:45 GMT
#54
On May 05 2008 11:41 Cogito wrote:
And this year's nominees for the Darwin awards are...

1. The daughter for being the first person ever to get "raped" over the phone
2. Her parents who believe her
3. The journalist who thinks this is news
4. Everyone who is taking this seriously


And for special nomination, thinking the Darwin awards are for people who are alive, it goes to Cogito.

Dude, its not like they're dead.
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42689 Posts
May 05 2008 02:47 GMT
#55
On May 05 2008 11:45 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2008 11:41 Cogito wrote:
And this year's nominees for the Darwin awards are...

1. The daughter for being the first person ever to get "raped" over the phone
2. Her parents who believe her
3. The journalist who thinks this is news
4. Everyone who is taking this seriously


And for special nomination, thinking the Darwin awards are for people who are alive, it goes to Cogito.

Dude, its not like they're dead.

You can get a darwin award for rendering yourself infertile or killing your children. But yeah, this is a stupidity award case, not a darwin award case.
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Cogito
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States453 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-05 02:54:39
May 05 2008 02:49 GMT
#56
On May 05 2008 11:45 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2008 11:41 Cogito wrote:
And this year's nominees for the Darwin awards are...

1. The daughter for being the first person ever to get "raped" over the phone
2. Her parents who believe her
3. The journalist who thinks this is news
4. Everyone who is taking this seriously


And for special nomination, thinking the Darwin awards are for people who are alive, it goes to Cogito.

Dude, its not like they're dead.


My bad. But isn't it obvious that she is lying? You could probably argue that the guy "coerced" her into going overboard with a dildo (or whatever), but the way the story is laid out by the media makes it as if his hand reached out of the phone and literally caused her bleed. It's ridiculous, and sensational. Take that part out, and what you have is a man having phone sex with an over-enthusiastic underage girl, which really shouldn't be headline news IMO.
anch
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States5457 Posts
May 05 2008 02:57 GMT
#57
all rookies bleed after they play Nal_ra, its just that simple.

btw the dna and or testing will solve this, whether the guy is Kobe or not.
Wasabi
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States3085 Posts
May 05 2008 02:58 GMT
#58
--- Nuked ---
SingletonWilliam
Profile Joined April 2008
United States664 Posts
May 05 2008 02:58 GMT
#59
On May 05 2008 09:40 statix wrote:
how do you not get it?

she stuck something in her vagina, screamed when it hurt, her parents came in like WTF, she got scared and blamed it on some dude she was have phone sex with.


Sounds like To Kill A Mockingbird
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Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
May 05 2008 03:03 GMT
#60
On May 05 2008 11:58 Wasabi wrote:
Up next: man kills a girl through internet, stabs webcam


hahaha.
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Pepsicolaone
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States967 Posts
May 05 2008 03:10 GMT
#61
On May 05 2008 09:58 Glider wrote:
funny stuff, but they can't hold the guy responsible... he must be one smooth talker tho.

lol
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ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-05 03:12:50
May 05 2008 03:12 GMT
#62
"Is this your first time babe?"

"Yeah."

"I take out my magic stick..."

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *loses virginity*
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dybydx
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada1764 Posts
May 05 2008 03:21 GMT
#63
lol and i thought the carbolic smoke ball was ingenious until this.
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 05 2008 03:27 GMT
#64
On May 05 2008 11:49 Cogito wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2008 11:45 il0seonpurpose wrote:
On May 05 2008 11:41 Cogito wrote:
And this year's nominees for the Darwin awards are...

1. The daughter for being the first person ever to get "raped" over the phone
2. Her parents who believe her
3. The journalist who thinks this is news
4. Everyone who is taking this seriously


And for special nomination, thinking the Darwin awards are for people who are alive, it goes to Cogito.

Dude, its not like they're dead.


My bad. But isn't it obvious that she is lying? You could probably argue that the guy "coerced" her into going overboard with a dildo (or whatever), but the way the story is laid out by the media makes it as if his hand reached out of the phone and literally caused her bleed. It's ridiculous, and sensational. Take that part out, and what you have is a man having phone sex with an over-enthusiastic underage girl, which really shouldn't be headline news IMO.


Yeah, she is lying. I don't know why they would bother making news about this.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
May 05 2008 03:27 GMT
#65
Somehow i read this as the girl being dead at first.

Also out of all the possible getting raped scenarios i think this one can be deemed the least traumatic, yet most odd.
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Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
May 05 2008 03:41 GMT
#66
Lol, this guy is one cunning linguist.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22254 Posts
May 05 2008 03:44 GMT
#67
On May 05 2008 12:41 Hippopotamus wrote:
Lol, this guy is one cunning linguist.


Hahahaha
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Terranlisk
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Singapore1404 Posts
May 05 2008 03:59 GMT
#68
roflmao
aka myheronoob
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
May 05 2008 04:07 GMT
#69
as morbid as it is to see the level society has degraded to, it does add a little humor to what would otherwise be an ordinary day at teh office
Oh no
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
May 05 2008 04:19 GMT
#70
On May 05 2008 09:51 SoleSteeler wrote:
I've heard enough. Burn her!

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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
May 05 2008 04:22 GMT
#71
...wtf. Just wtf.
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LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
May 05 2008 04:28 GMT
#72
This story makes me weep for humanity.
Chains none
MyLostTemple *
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2921 Posts
May 05 2008 04:28 GMT
#73
On May 05 2008 09:51 SoleSteeler wrote:
I've heard enough. Burn her!

hahaha
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BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
May 05 2008 04:31 GMT
#74
Breaking photo of the assailant:

[image loading]
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tKd_
Profile Joined February 2005
United States2916 Posts
May 05 2008 04:34 GMT
#75
man i love lawyers.
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
May 05 2008 04:34 GMT
#76
"Medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin."

There is almost no way to do this. As everyone is saying, all you can do is check if her hymen is broken and that's not proof. Unless they found semen or something, it's just a guess "whether or not she is a virgin." And it says she reported bleeding, not that there was any. This is the most ridiculous BS I've ever heard (and hence worth discussing).

And besides, G5 didn't use a Tasteless smilie, so this must be serious.
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Mindcrime
Profile Joined July 2004
United States6899 Posts
May 05 2008 04:39 GMT
#77
Only on Tatooine...
That wasn't any act of God. That was an act of pure human fuckery.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24680 Posts
May 05 2008 05:07 GMT
#78
On May 05 2008 13:31 BroOd wrote:
Breaking photo of the assailant:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Hahaha. Can you hear me now? Good. Have you lost your virginity?
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
imthemaster
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States115 Posts
May 05 2008 05:09 GMT
#79
"Sigh," if they sue, or charge him and win..
Dariush
Profile Joined April 2007
Romania330 Posts
May 05 2008 05:20 GMT
#80
On May 05 2008 09:51 SoleSteeler wrote:
I've heard enough. Burn her!



gold )
[X]Ken_D
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
United States4650 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-05 05:40:51
May 05 2008 05:34 GMT
#81
On May 05 2008 09:51 SoleSteeler wrote:
I've heard enough. Burn her!


haha yeah. There are other ways to lose it and it doesn't involve intercourse. It involves being highly physical. I really doubt this girl has a career as a gymnast.

Since the , religion is dominantly Muslim, someone might actually will literally burn.
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unknown.sam
Profile Joined May 2007
Philippines2701 Posts
May 05 2008 07:18 GMT
#82
lol that's some pretty weird shit right there
"Thanks for the kind words, but if SS is the most interesting book you've ever read, you must have just started reading a couple of weeks ago." - Mark Rippetoe
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
May 05 2008 08:56 GMT
#83
what the f? lol-_-
CommentatorPolt | MMA | Jjakji | BoxeR | NaDa | MVP | MKP ... truly inspiring.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
May 05 2008 08:58 GMT
#84
I iz in ur phone, stealing ur virginity.
Coulthard
Profile Joined September 2005
Greece3359 Posts
May 05 2008 09:17 GMT
#85
On May 05 2008 09:51 SoleSteeler wrote:
I've heard enough. Burn her!


HAHAHA
Elric
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1327 Posts
May 05 2008 10:23 GMT
#86
I just spat out my cereal.

The English language needs new extreme expletives for threads like these.
HamerD
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom1922 Posts
May 05 2008 10:27 GMT
#87
On May 05 2008 17:58 Smurg wrote:
I iz in ur phone, stealing ur virginity.


rofl
"Oh no, we've drawn Judge Schneider" "Is that bad?" "Well, he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog" "You did?" "Yeah...if you replace the word *kinda* with *repeatedly*...and the word *dog* with son"
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States42689 Posts
May 05 2008 10:29 GMT
#88
On May 05 2008 11:49 Cogito wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2008 11:45 il0seonpurpose wrote:
On May 05 2008 11:41 Cogito wrote:
And this year's nominees for the Darwin awards are...

1. The daughter for being the first person ever to get "raped" over the phone
2. Her parents who believe her
3. The journalist who thinks this is news
4. Everyone who is taking this seriously


And for special nomination, thinking the Darwin awards are for people who are alive, it goes to Cogito.

Dude, its not like they're dead.


My bad. But isn't it obvious that she is lying? You could probably argue that the guy "coerced" her into going overboard with a dildo (or whatever), but the way the story is laid out by the media makes it as if his hand reached out of the phone and literally caused her bleed. It's ridiculous, and sensational. Take that part out, and what you have is a man having phone sex with an over-enthusiastic underage girl, which really shouldn't be headline news IMO.

I think the girl was 20.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
May 05 2008 10:48 GMT
#89
This is fucking rediculous lol.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
May 05 2008 11:12 GMT
#90
On May 05 2008 09:58 Glider wrote:
funny stuff, but they can't hold the guy responsible... he must be one smooth talker tho.


If shes bleeding hes not TOO smooth
ModeratorGodfather
Polyphasic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States841 Posts
May 05 2008 11:14 GMT
#91
On May 05 2008 20:12 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2008 09:58 Glider wrote:
funny stuff, but they can't hold the guy responsible... he must be one smooth talker tho.


If shes bleeding hes not TOO smooth


haha
can't making a relationship last longer than 2 weeks, since 1984 :thumbs:
goldenkrnboi
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3104 Posts
May 05 2008 11:14 GMT
#92
On May 05 2008 17:58 Smurg wrote:
I iz in ur phone, stealing ur virginity.


LOL
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
May 05 2008 11:21 GMT
#93
On May 05 2008 20:14 goldenkrnboi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 05 2008 17:58 Smurg wrote:
I iz in ur phone, stealing ur virginity.


LOL



OMG LOL
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Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
May 05 2008 12:45 GMT
#94
On May 05 2008 09:56 zulu_nation8 wrote:
STOP POLLUTING THE GENERAL FORUM FOR FUCKS SAKE


Are you kidding? This is why i come here!
The artist formerly known as Starparty
DragoonPK
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
3259 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-05 12:49:09
May 05 2008 12:48 GMT
#95
wtf... this is unreal... Things keep getting more weird >.>
Konni
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany3044 Posts
May 05 2008 12:56 GMT
#96
I guess she lost her virginity and needed an explanation for it. But if this seemed like the best opportunity to her I have to question her sanity.
lxginverse
Profile Joined May 2008
Monaco1506 Posts
May 05 2008 13:40 GMT
#97
wtf
fromis_9 enjoyer
spydR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Australia243 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-05 13:47:31
May 05 2008 13:47 GMT
#98
Ahahahaha, thats pure gold.
Just wait till he starts video calling.
#1 Eric Marienthal fanboy. Dropped engineering for this >.<
Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6177 Posts
May 05 2008 14:01 GMT
#99
grls can get orgasm eve without touching there.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
May 05 2008 14:08 GMT
#100
Burning? I thought they do stoning.

I wonder exactly how the convo went. Be nice to have a recorded one- dubbed in english of course.
XK ßubonic
aRod
Profile Joined July 2007
United States758 Posts
May 05 2008 14:18 GMT
#101
On May 05 2008 09:51 SoleSteeler wrote:
I've heard enough. Burn her!

Live to win.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
May 05 2008 14:49 GMT
#102
"the case needs careful investigation"

Yes, I think we have to send a team from TL.net to investigate said 20 year old virgin girl closely.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
May 05 2008 14:54 GMT
#103
On May 05 2008 23:49 Eatme wrote:
"the case needs careful investigation"

Yes, I think we have to send a team from TL.net to investigate said 20 year old virgin girl closely.


I volunteer to be part of that team.
XK ßubonic
RowdierBob
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Australia13006 Posts
May 05 2008 17:03 GMT
#104
Soon they'll be arresting Flash for what he did to Stork.
"Terrans are pretty much space-Australians" - H
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
May 06 2008 19:44 GMT
#105
"Medical examination had determined that the woman, 20, was no longer a virgin."

I think she should accuse the medical examiner next.
Moderator
mnm
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States4493 Posts
May 06 2008 19:47 GMT
#106
what exactly is a virgin anyway? a girl who hasnt fucked or a girl who still has her hymen?
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ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
May 06 2008 19:49 GMT
#107
On May 07 2008 04:47 mnm wrote:
what exactly is a virgin anyway? a girl who hasnt fucked or a girl who still has her hymen?

Good question; I think it's open to debate.
Personally, I think dick in vagina or butt = lose virginity.
A real dick, not a dildo.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-06 20:06:40
May 06 2008 20:05 GMT
#108
Even if somehow he did do something over the phone, it couldn't be rape because that implies she didn't want it, in which case she could have just hung up the phone.

edit: unless she was tied up and there was a speaker phone.
Do you really want chat rooms?
IzzyCraft
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4487 Posts
May 06 2008 20:09 GMT
#109
On May 05 2008 09:43 dronebabo wrote:
lmfao

I have ass for brains so,
even when I shit I'm droping knowledge.
Ceril
Profile Joined April 2003
Sweden1343 Posts
May 06 2008 20:18 GMT
#110
Id say youd still be a virgin if you just take it up the butt, technicaly.
Just because you can now store where everyone was and is, what they like, what they fear who they talk to and who they love. It does not mean we should so spy upon our fellow man in a dystopia far worse then 1984
FreeZEternal
Profile Joined January 2003
Korea (South)3396 Posts
May 06 2008 20:36 GMT
#111
blah who likes vrigins anyways?
perisie xx
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
429 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-06 21:40:25
May 06 2008 21:38 GMT
#112
if she´s underaged then it will be treated as "sexual assault of a minor via telecommunications device" and he´ll get jailed no parole etc (obviously)
BaDayOri
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)469 Posts
May 06 2008 22:24 GMT
#113
On May 05 2008 09:55 decafchicken wrote:
fawkin skanks

and no homo but you better show your boy respect, before the heck blow your head off like oral sex -CASSIDY
TheTyranid
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Russian Federation4333 Posts
May 06 2008 22:43 GMT
#114
On May 07 2008 05:05 fight_or_flight wrote:
Even if somehow he did do something over the phone, it couldn't be rape because that implies she didn't want it, in which case she could have just hung up the phone.

edit: unless she was tied up and there was a speaker phone.

unknown.sam
Profile Joined May 2007
Philippines2701 Posts
May 06 2008 22:47 GMT
#115
On May 07 2008 05:18 Ceril wrote:
Id say youd still be a virgin if you just take it up the butt, technicaly.

"Thanks for the kind words, but if SS is the most interesting book you've ever read, you must have just started reading a couple of weeks ago." - Mark Rippetoe
mMaskulin
Profile Joined March 2008
Germany17 Posts
May 06 2008 23:06 GMT
#116
muslims, nothing to say more
SteelString
Profile Joined July 2006
446 Posts
May 06 2008 23:16 GMT
#117
roflroflrofl
KaasZerg
Profile Joined November 2005
Netherlands927 Posts
May 06 2008 23:21 GMT
#118
Virginity is kind of a big deal. Parents can't get her a husband family honor and whatnot. The parents prob behind it to push for financial compensation and jailtime. I blame the cucumber
ZianG
Profile Joined February 2008
China104 Posts
May 07 2008 00:06 GMT
#119
That's the stupidest thing ever.
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
May 13 2008 00:14 GMT
#120
Do you even know what hymen is?
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
May 13 2008 00:26 GMT
#121
epic bump
DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
May 13 2008 00:37 GMT
#122
On May 05 2008 10:34 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
God the bragging rights that comes from stealing a girls virginity with your voice would be worth a life time in jail.

"What'd you do? Kill a man? How fucking original. I raped a girl OVER THE PHONE. Yeah, she was a virgin too. I made her bleed with my giant cock that wasn't there."

QFT
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fgsvsd
Profile Joined June 2007
Switzerland348 Posts
May 13 2008 01:05 GMT
#123
LOL@iNc!

On May 07 2008 08:06 mMaskulin wrote:
muslims, nothing to say more
Hi Stupid
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
May 13 2008 01:15 GMT
#124
Hymen is unreliable.
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Rev0lution
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1805 Posts
May 13 2008 01:15 GMT
#125
The Onion?
My dealer is my best friend, and we don't even chill.
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
May 13 2008 01:28 GMT
#126
Sometimes, when you bend a girl over a desk, there is a phone on it.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
KateWilliamson
Profile Joined April 2020
United States1 Post
April 02 2020 13:10 GMT
#127
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