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LOL, the "report" basically says: "Hey, they texted a bunch after it happened and he talked about getting signed things from Brady for his kids, so he probably did it. Also, I don't think that guy actually had to pee. Our scientists that previously said cigarrettes didn't cause cancer also said it wasn't possible."
From what I've read the texts are normal new englander fuck my boss messages
McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a f----- balloon
Jastremski: Talked to him last night. He actually brought you up and said you must have a lot of stress trying to get them done
Jastremski: I told him it was. He was right though
Jastremski: I checked some of the balls this morn... The refs f----- us...a few of then were at almost 16
Jastremski: They didnt recheck then after they put air in them
McNally: F--- tom ...16 is nothing...wait till next sunday
Jastremski: Omg! Spaz
So Tom was bitching that the refs overinflated the balls and told the guy to check them, Tom was right then the guy jokes that hes gonna overinflate it just to piss him off. Don't understand how this is even included in here.
There really isn't any evidence in the report at all other than the dude took the balls into the bathroom for a 90-100 seconds. Does anyone know what they said the actual numbers on the balls was? Can't find it anywhere.
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Ohh hey this science report came form the company that said Asbestos was harmless, cigarettes are harmless, that dumping oil waste was harmless, and that Toyota did nothing wrong when their cars were killing people and has generally be the first choice when you need a science report thats says what you want it to and has been called out for it for years. Shady as fuck
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On May 07 2015 12:08 Jaaaaasper wrote:Ohh hey this science report came form the company that said Asbestos was harmless, cigarettes are harmless, that dumping oil waste was harmless, and that Toyota did nothing wrong when their cars were killing people and has generally be the first choice when you need a science report thats says what you want it to and has been called out for it for years. Shady as fuck
It would of been more credible to just cite Yahoo Answers.
Bill Nye - 1 Bill Belichick- 0 Stick to football and sweatpants old man.
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On May 07 2015 12:23 GreenHorizons wrote:Show nested quote +On May 07 2015 12:08 Jaaaaasper wrote:Ohh hey this science report came form the company that said Asbestos was harmless, cigarettes are harmless, that dumping oil waste was harmless, and that Toyota did nothing wrong when their cars were killing people and has generally be the first choice when you need a science report thats says what you want it to and has been called out for it for years. Shady as fuck It would of been more credible to just cite Yahoo Answers. Bill Nye - 1 Bill Belichick- 0 Stick to football and sweatpants old man.
So the LAtimes is less credible than Yahoo answers? No comment.
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On May 07 2015 12:26 Jaaaaasper wrote:Show nested quote +On May 07 2015 12:23 GreenHorizons wrote:On May 07 2015 12:08 Jaaaaasper wrote:Ohh hey this science report came form the company that said Asbestos was harmless, cigarettes are harmless, that dumping oil waste was harmless, and that Toyota did nothing wrong when their cars were killing people and has generally be the first choice when you need a science report thats says what you want it to and has been called out for it for years. Shady as fuck It would of been more credible to just cite Yahoo Answers. Bill Nye - 1 Bill Belichick- 0 Stick to football and sweatpants old man. So the LAtimes is less credible than Yahoo answers? No comment.
lol I meant for the science (Exponent inc). I'm just trying to stop myself from spamming my patriots fan friend with asterisks
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On May 07 2015 12:23 GreenHorizons wrote:Show nested quote +On May 07 2015 12:08 Jaaaaasper wrote:Ohh hey this science report came form the company that said Asbestos was harmless, cigarettes are harmless, that dumping oil waste was harmless, and that Toyota did nothing wrong when their cars were killing people and has generally be the first choice when you need a science report thats says what you want it to and has been called out for it for years. Shady as fuck It would of been more credible to just cite Yahoo Answers. Bill Nye - 1 Bill Belichick- 0 Stick to football and sweatpants old man.
The technical portion of the report by Exponent actually confirmed the scientific veracity of everything Belichick said, including the way that their ball rubbing process increases the PSI of the ball. It's actually Bill Nye - 0, Bill Belichick - 1.
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On May 07 2015 13:12 FatChicksUnited wrote:Show nested quote +On May 07 2015 12:23 GreenHorizons wrote:On May 07 2015 12:08 Jaaaaasper wrote:Ohh hey this science report came form the company that said Asbestos was harmless, cigarettes are harmless, that dumping oil waste was harmless, and that Toyota did nothing wrong when their cars were killing people and has generally be the first choice when you need a science report thats says what you want it to and has been called out for it for years. Shady as fuck It would of been more credible to just cite Yahoo Answers. Bill Nye - 1 Bill Belichick- 0 Stick to football and sweatpants old man. The technical portion of the report by Exponent actually confirmed the scientific veracity of everything Belichick said, including the way that their ball rubbing process increases the PSI of the ball. It's actually Bill Nye - 0, Bill Belichick - 1.
I think the whole point is that Exponent is right around Emperor Palpatine in their trustworthiness and therefore their "science" can't be cited authoritatively.
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supposedly 3 of the 4 Colts balls they measured were also underinflated
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On May 07 2015 13:29 giftdgecko wrote:
supposedly 3 of the 4 Colts balls they measured were also underinflated
So Andrew Luck should get the same theoretical suspension Brady gets, along the colts losing any draft picks that the Patriots might lose? I believe this report about as much as I believe Trumps "report" that Obama is Kenyan.
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United States97276 Posts
I think Andrew Luck should be forced to play for the team that drafted after the colts to punish the colts
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On May 07 2015 13:42 Shellshock wrote:
I think Andrew Luck should be forced to play for the team that drafted after the colts to punish the colts
I think the Seahawks should get the Super Bowl by DQ but I'm a little biased. I think letting him pick a toe to remove is fair.
No but seriously, it can't be the slap on the wrist it should be just because they have a prior, not sure what though.
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On May 07 2015 11:42 giftdgecko wrote:
LOL, the "report" basically says: "Hey, they texted a bunch after it happened and he talked about getting signed things from Brady for his kids, so he probably did it. Also, I don't think that guy actually had to pee. Our scientists that previously said cigarrettes didn't cause cancer also said it wasn't possible."
From what I've read the texts are normal new englander fuck my boss messages
McNally: Tom sucks...im going make that next ball a f----- balloon
Jastremski: Talked to him last night. He actually brought you up and said you must have a lot of stress trying to get them done
Jastremski: I told him it was. He was right though
Jastremski: I checked some of the balls this morn... The refs f----- us...a few of then were at almost 16
Jastremski: They didnt recheck then after they put air in them
McNally: F--- tom ...16 is nothing...wait till next sunday
Jastremski: Omg! Spaz
So Tom was bitching that the refs overinflated the balls and told the guy to check them, Tom was right then the guy jokes that hes gonna overinflate it just to piss him off. Don't understand how this is even included in here.
There really isn't any evidence in the report at all other than the dude took the balls into the bathroom for a 90-100 seconds. Does anyone know what they said the actual numbers on the balls was? Can't find it anywhere.
Actually if you read the dates of the texts they were from summer 2014 - end of 2014, so they were before anyone knew anything about the deflation stuff. That's what make it look really bad when he says stuff like, "I'm not going to ESPN...yet" and "come on help the deflator", he obviously knew he was doing something wrong and the public didn't know anything about it yet.
I certainly don't think it affected the outcome of the Colts game in any way, but when the Patriots keep getting caught trying to find new ways to cheat the system, you have to eventually come down on them. Even if in the grand scheme of things deflated balls aren't that big of a deal.
If you actually read the report it is pretty convincing evidence though. The whole more likely than not thing is just legal speak for "we couldn't find anyone literally admitting to it in the texts/evidence" so I don't know why people are harping on that other than the fact that it's easy to make fun of.
Also, I find it curious that the only texts you quoted to make your point are by far the most benign of the ones that were leaked.
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Couldn't I argue that Tom Brady built a huge amount of his reputation on cold weather performance, and that is what would be most likely to be affected?
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This thread has turned into a lesson on how to grasp for straws.
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Italy12246 Posts
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I'm having a déjà vu:
On April 23 2015 05:32 Teoita wrote:
Why this again
Why
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Italy12246 Posts
lol well it IS fucking stupid
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I love anything to do with the Patriots, Evil Bill and that stud muffin Tom. Brings out the best of NFL fans.
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tbh, seeing as im just rooting for chaos with the niners set to look like ass, I'm kind of happy that the dark lord won after most likely cheating.
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i guess i'm supposed to get excited about the PSI of footballs... but i just can't
Cheating has been part of the NFL forever.
I just finished reading "Just Win, Baby" and i must say that Al Davis' Oakland Raiders make the Patriots look like catholic school boys. Jack Tatum turns a guy into a quadraplegic on a late hit in a pre-season game.. and we are supposed to view Brady/Bellicheck as evil? umm ya ok.
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