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TurtleNinja
Profile Joined April 2012
United States15 Posts
October 23 2012 08:27 GMT
#1
So my friend told me his Uncle was out drinking one night in a bar with his friend. It started out friendly with a few bets and wagers, like who can drink the most. And who can get the most numbers. But, later through the night, when my friends Uncle got completely wasted, the Uncle made a wager with his buddy. The biggest most wierdest wager. The Uncle bet his friend that he could fill up more bottles of semen in a month than he could. They shook on it with a grand on the line. The next day, They met again eating out at a restaurant. The friend brought it up, but the Uncle said, "That was a joke." The friend kept on pestering him saying "I knew you'd back out on the bet." and things like "You aren't manly enough, going back on your word. We shook on it." Reluctantly, the Uncle finally agreed to partake in the bet. So 24 days in, my friend's uncle died of a heart attack, with literally his pants down. My friend's uncle is 35 years old and his buddy is 34. They have no prior medical conditions and are considered 'normally' healthy. Well physically healthy, to take on such a weird bet, one can question their sanity. My question is, can you die if you masturbate to much?
Recognizable
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Netherlands1552 Posts
October 23 2012 08:29 GMT
#2
Yes.
Pretty Aluminum
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States95 Posts
October 23 2012 08:30 GMT
#3
Let me get back to you on that.
It is never too late to be what you might have been. -- George Eliot
Lip the Pencilboy
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Italy420 Posts
October 23 2012 08:33 GMT
#4
On October 23 2012 17:29 Recognizable wrote:
Yes.


hahaha i realized this is the only possible answer my friend .
Moderator"Ieri ho bevuto troppo, stasera bevo solo Birra!" - DEBO IS MY PERSONAL SC2-HERO
Blixy213
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States360 Posts
October 23 2012 08:33 GMT
#5
He didn't die of masturbation. He died of a heart attack because his heart rate was through the roof.

TLDR: WE'RE CLEAR GUYS.
#1 sKyHigh and MorroW fan. "Should have stayed in the bush, bush reaper."
Elegy
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1629 Posts
October 23 2012 08:33 GMT
#6
You can obviously die from any excessive physical activity which can exacerbate any pre-existing heart condition or weakness. And sometimes a body can just fail.

But I think your friend is full of shit.
honkeybeef
Profile Joined July 2011
United States143 Posts
October 23 2012 08:35 GMT
#7
It can lead to de-sensitization--and not being able to finish during sex REALLY fucking sucks. Makes it more of a chore than something fun. True story
foxmeep
Profile Joined July 2009
Australia2337 Posts
October 23 2012 08:36 GMT
#8
Last time I checked being dead isn't considered normally healthy.
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
October 23 2012 08:36 GMT
#9
Never believe stories about uncles, always made up.
Agathon
Profile Joined February 2011
France1505 Posts
October 23 2012 08:36 GMT
#10
Disturbing thread so early after the breakfast...
"C'est au pied du mur, qu'on voit le mieux...le mur".
Lylat
Profile Joined August 2009
France8575 Posts
October 23 2012 08:36 GMT
#11
I'm pretty sure he didn't die due to masturbating but rather an unknown heart weekness
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
October 23 2012 08:38 GMT
#12
[image loading]
ShadeR
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7535 Posts
October 23 2012 08:41 GMT
#13
Too much cardio.
Bleak
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Turkey3059 Posts
October 23 2012 08:42 GMT
#14
Define too much. If you're saying something like at least 5 a day then I'm not sure how that can be particularly health. 5 times a week though, shouldn't be bad.
"I am a beacon of knowledge blazing out across a black sea of ignorance. "
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
October 23 2012 08:43 GMT
#15
On October 23 2012 17:38 EtherealDeath wrote:
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This looks familiar. Did you steal it from ret ?
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Lunareste
Profile Joined July 2011
United States3596 Posts
October 23 2012 08:43 GMT
#16
On October 23 2012 17:38 EtherealDeath wrote:
[image loading]


Okay there's something going on with this picture. One of the following must be true.

1. I've been doing it wrong all these years or
2. This guy masturbated WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY more than I did.
KT FlaSh FOREVER
TzaTzers
Profile Joined April 2009
United States589 Posts
October 23 2012 08:47 GMT
#17
That sucks.

I thought we were done with this lol.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=21429
"Why did the colossus fall over? because he was imbalanced..."
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5299 Posts
October 23 2012 08:49 GMT
#18
so how many bottles he had after 24 days?
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
Voltaire
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1485 Posts
October 23 2012 08:56 GMT
#19
On October 23 2012 17:47 TzaTzers wrote:
That sucks.

I thought we were done with this lol.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=21429


Yeah I thought of the Ret thing too
As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.
johax
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden165 Posts
October 23 2012 08:56 GMT
#20
On October 23 2012 17:38 EtherealDeath wrote:
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[image loading]

You can joke all you want but I'm pretty sure beating it too much can be more dangerous than people think.

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/
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