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Probe1

United States17920 Posts

October 23 2012 11:17 GMT

#41

On October 23 2012 17:43 endy wrote:

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This looks familiar. Did you steal it from ret ?

On October 23 2012 17:33 Lip the Pencilboy wrote:

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hahaha i realized this is the only possible answer my friend .

This is all you can post in this thread. endy for recognizing the historical joke.
Recognizable for pointing out that it was a anecdotal story about a man that died from masturbation.

Case closed. Yes.

Zechs

United Kingdom321 Posts

October 23 2012 11:19 GMT

#42

On October 23 2012 17:36 nttea wrote:
Never believe stories about uncles, always made up.

My uncle told me he was made up. Now what!?

Probe1

United States17920 Posts

October 23 2012 11:21 GMT

#43

He made it up. Your uncle is the devil.

SupLilSon

Malaysia4123 Posts

October 23 2012 11:22 GMT

#44

Im gonna go fap now.

mikedebo

Canada4341 Posts

October 23 2012 11:27 GMT

#45

thefuck.jpg

Mattchew

United States5684 Posts

October 23 2012 11:29 GMT

#46

Cloud doing some extensive research

Dosey

United States4505 Posts

October 23 2012 11:30 GMT

#47

I just want to know how many bottles he filled so I can reply with:

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anycolourfloyd

Australia524 Posts

October 23 2012 11:30 GMT

#48

just when you think you've seen it all, TL tosses something out from left field

i'm also interested in how many bottles he filled up. maybe his mate was beating him and he took the only dignified way out - seppuku.

AssyrianKing

Australia2111 Posts

October 23 2012 11:32 GMT

#49

It can kill you in a mental way

Rassy

Netherlands2308 Posts

October 23 2012 11:45 GMT

#50

My guess is they didnt even make one full bottle.
I dont know the sieze of a typical bottle used to store semen in the usa, i guess anny bottle would do.
Lets say an old bottle of jam, it is like 330 centi litre (no clue how manny cubic inches that, but 330 is a standard can of coke)
The average volume of an ejaclation is is 3.5 milli litre (wiki, dur) so to fill the bottle 1000 ejaculations are needed.
This would mean 33 ejaculations a day
Now it is well possible that the average volume declines when ejaculating multiple times in a short time frame.
I have tried find studys about this on the internet but so far i didnt succeed,so lets just neglect this possible effect.
Maybe it is possible to ejeaculate 33 times a day 1 month straight,strange things do happen, but to me it seems unlikely.

Poster above is right btw, it kills you mentally and drains energy.

AlphaWhale

Australia328 Posts

October 23 2012 12:33 GMT

#51

On October 23 2012 17:43 Lunareste wrote:

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Okay there's something going on with this picture. One of the following must be true.

1. I've been doing it wrong all these years or
2. This guy masturbated WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY more than I did.

Interesting point to add, the French idiom for orgasm "La petite mort" means "The little death". So perhaps orgasms are a little death and if we apply maths to the situation he was actually accumulating "little deaths". So many in fact that it added up to a big death.

Obviously the amount of little deaths required would be individual to each person.

Mig

United States4714 Posts

October 23 2012 13:01 GMT

#52

Yea I don't think this needs a thread.

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