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TurtleNinja
Profile Joined April 2012
United States15 Posts
October 23 2012 08:27 GMT
#1
So my friend told me his Uncle was out drinking one night in a bar with his friend. It started out friendly with a few bets and wagers, like who can drink the most. And who can get the most numbers. But, later through the night, when my friends Uncle got completely wasted, the Uncle made a wager with his buddy. The biggest most wierdest wager. The Uncle bet his friend that he could fill up more bottles of semen in a month than he could. They shook on it with a grand on the line. The next day, They met again eating out at a restaurant. The friend brought it up, but the Uncle said, "That was a joke." The friend kept on pestering him saying "I knew you'd back out on the bet." and things like "You aren't manly enough, going back on your word. We shook on it." Reluctantly, the Uncle finally agreed to partake in the bet. So 24 days in, my friend's uncle died of a heart attack, with literally his pants down. My friend's uncle is 35 years old and his buddy is 34. They have no prior medical conditions and are considered 'normally' healthy. Well physically healthy, to take on such a weird bet, one can question their sanity. My question is, can you die if you masturbate to much?
Recognizable
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Netherlands1552 Posts
October 23 2012 08:29 GMT
#2
Yes.
Pretty Aluminum
Profile Blog Joined October 2011
United States95 Posts
October 23 2012 08:30 GMT
#3
Let me get back to you on that.
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Lip the Pencilboy
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Italy420 Posts
October 23 2012 08:33 GMT
#4
On October 23 2012 17:29 Recognizable wrote:
Yes.


hahaha i realized this is the only possible answer my friend .
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Blixy213
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States360 Posts
October 23 2012 08:33 GMT
#5
He didn't die of masturbation. He died of a heart attack because his heart rate was through the roof.

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Elegy
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1629 Posts
October 23 2012 08:33 GMT
#6
You can obviously die from any excessive physical activity which can exacerbate any pre-existing heart condition or weakness. And sometimes a body can just fail.

But I think your friend is full of shit.
honkeybeef
Profile Joined July 2011
United States143 Posts
October 23 2012 08:35 GMT
#7
It can lead to de-sensitization--and not being able to finish during sex REALLY fucking sucks. Makes it more of a chore than something fun. True story
foxmeep
Profile Joined July 2009
Australia2333 Posts
October 23 2012 08:36 GMT
#8
Last time I checked being dead isn't considered normally healthy.
nttea
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Sweden4353 Posts
October 23 2012 08:36 GMT
#9
Never believe stories about uncles, always made up.
Agathon
Profile Joined February 2011
France1505 Posts
October 23 2012 08:36 GMT
#10
Disturbing thread so early after the breakfast...
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Lylat
Profile Joined August 2009
France8575 Posts
October 23 2012 08:36 GMT
#11
I'm pretty sure he didn't die due to masturbating but rather an unknown heart weekness
EtherealDeath
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States8366 Posts
October 23 2012 08:38 GMT
#12
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ShadeR
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Australia7535 Posts
October 23 2012 08:41 GMT
#13
Too much cardio.
Bleak
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Turkey3059 Posts
October 23 2012 08:42 GMT
#14
Define too much. If you're saying something like at least 5 a day then I'm not sure how that can be particularly health. 5 times a week though, shouldn't be bad.
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endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
October 23 2012 08:43 GMT
#15
On October 23 2012 17:38 EtherealDeath wrote:
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This looks familiar. Did you steal it from ret ?
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Lunareste
Profile Joined July 2011
United States3596 Posts
October 23 2012 08:43 GMT
#16
On October 23 2012 17:38 EtherealDeath wrote:
[image loading]


Okay there's something going on with this picture. One of the following must be true.

1. I've been doing it wrong all these years or
2. This guy masturbated WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY more than I did.
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TzaTzers
Profile Joined April 2009
United States589 Posts
October 23 2012 08:47 GMT
#17
That sucks.

I thought we were done with this lol.
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xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5281 Posts
October 23 2012 08:49 GMT
#18
so how many bottles he had after 24 days?
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Profile Joined September 2010
United States1485 Posts
October 23 2012 08:56 GMT
#19
On October 23 2012 17:47 TzaTzers wrote:
That sucks.

I thought we were done with this lol.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=21429


Yeah I thought of the Ret thing too
As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.
johax
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden165 Posts
October 23 2012 08:56 GMT
#20
On October 23 2012 17:38 EtherealDeath wrote:
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You can joke all you want but I'm pretty sure beating it too much can be more dangerous than people think.

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/
Bleak
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Turkey3059 Posts
October 23 2012 09:02 GMT
#21
On October 23 2012 17:56 johax wrote:
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On October 23 2012 17:38 EtherealDeath wrote:
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You can joke all you want but I'm pretty sure beating it too much can be more dangerous than people think.

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/


If you are stupid enough to masturbate 42 times in a row you're in idiot and natural selection should take care of you anyway.
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necmon
Profile Joined September 2010
194 Posts
October 23 2012 09:06 GMT
#22
...can you die of exhaustion? well, of course. NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
October 23 2012 09:07 GMT
#23
uhm... I'm quite sure you can, but a normal person shouldn't have to worry >.<
endy
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Switzerland8970 Posts
October 23 2012 09:07 GMT
#24
On October 23 2012 17:56 johax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 23 2012 17:38 EtherealDeath wrote:
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[image loading]

You can joke all you want but I'm pretty sure beating it too much can be more dangerous than people think.

http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/


How did they know he did it 42 times ? Was there a witness to count ? Or did the guy spent his last seconds before dying to write "42 times...killed me..." with semen ?
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WetSocks
Profile Joined June 2012
United States953 Posts
October 23 2012 09:11 GMT
#25
doing that too too wildly might be dangerous for your heart...I read that somewhere
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
October 23 2012 09:16 GMT
#26
Rather than killing I always wondered if too much masturbation can be unhealthy or drains too much energy from the body. I've been researching on this and it seems there's too many different opinions.
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Clarity_nl
Profile Joined November 2011
Netherlands6826 Posts
October 23 2012 09:24 GMT
#27
Why is this topic here

On October 23 2012 18:16 aTnClouD wrote:
Rather than killing I always wondered if too much masturbation can be unhealthy or drains too much energy from the body. I've been researching on this and it seems there's too many different opinions.


This is a more interesting question. I think regular masturbation is healthy, but overdoing it can exhaust you....
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NervO
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
Netherlands511 Posts
October 23 2012 09:36 GMT
#28
I saw somewhere a brazilian boy died as well after playing to much with his manly part.
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Clarity_nl
Profile Joined November 2011
Netherlands6826 Posts
October 23 2012 09:38 GMT
#29
On October 23 2012 18:36 NerdFace wrote:
I saw somewhere a brazilian boy died as well after playing to much with his manly part.


Yeah! And I heard about this.... guy....somewhere.... that did this thing and DIED!~!!!!
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Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4838 Posts
October 23 2012 09:42 GMT
#30
Masturbation gets you pumped. It's easy to forget stuff like, "I'm hungry, I'm tired, I'm cold" when you're jacking it. Consequently, you can overtax yourself badly.
My strategy is to fork people.
NeThZOR
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
South Africa7387 Posts
October 23 2012 09:47 GMT
#31
On October 23 2012 17:49 xM(Z wrote:
so how many bottles he had after 24 days?

OP - That's the question
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forestry
Profile Joined August 2012
95 Posts
October 23 2012 09:52 GMT
#32
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/561479-man-dies-after-viagra-fuelled-12-hour-orgy
some 12 hour orgy results in death though
Rassy
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands2308 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-23 09:54:32
October 23 2012 09:53 GMT
#33
To much of annything can kill you.
goiflin
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada1218 Posts
October 23 2012 09:56 GMT
#34
On October 23 2012 18:52 forestry wrote:
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/561479-man-dies-after-viagra-fuelled-12-hour-orgy
some 12 hour orgy results in death though


viagra-fuelled-12-hour-orgy


Man, you're really asking for it by not only having a 12 hour orgy, but using viagra...

Those poor cardiac muscles.
RogerX
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
New Zealand3180 Posts
October 23 2012 10:02 GMT
#35
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The Uncle bet his friend that he could fill up more bottles of semen in a month than he could.


I think this is a hint that they're both gay.
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Gladiator6
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden7024 Posts
October 23 2012 10:13 GMT
#36
On October 23 2012 18:53 Rassy wrote:
To much of annything can kill you.


Yes, we should end this thread probably with these words. However I am curious in how many bottles he was able to fill in 24 days!
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TeveT
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden148 Posts
October 23 2012 10:29 GMT
#37
Still here...
Alex1Sun
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
494 Posts
October 23 2012 10:31 GMT
#38
On October 23 2012 17:33 Blixy213 wrote:
He didn't die of masturbation. He died of a heart attack because his heart rate was through the roof.

Exactly. With a weak heart he could die because of anything increasing the heart rate - running, coffee, sex, heavy lifting, getting scared etc.
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Chemist
Profile Joined November 2011
Austria127 Posts
October 23 2012 11:05 GMT
#39
i think you can get blind! [/sarcasm]
Excludos
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway8076 Posts
October 23 2012 11:10 GMT
#40
On October 23 2012 20:05 Chemist wrote:
i think you can get blind! [/sarcasm]


I know someone who is blind.
That someone also masturbated.
Which means that masturbation makes you blind!
Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
October 23 2012 11:17 GMT
#41
On October 23 2012 17:43 endy wrote:
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On October 23 2012 17:38 EtherealDeath wrote:
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[image loading]


This looks familiar. Did you steal it from ret ?

On October 23 2012 17:33 Lip the Pencilboy wrote:
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On October 23 2012 17:29 Recognizable wrote:
Yes.


hahaha i realized this is the only possible answer my friend .


This is all you can post in this thread. endy for recognizing the historical joke.
Recognizable for pointing out that it was a anecdotal story about a man that died from masturbation.

Case closed. Yes.
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Zechs
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom321 Posts
October 23 2012 11:19 GMT
#42
On October 23 2012 17:36 nttea wrote:
Never believe stories about uncles, always made up.


My uncle told me he was made up. Now what!?
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Probe1
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States17920 Posts
October 23 2012 11:21 GMT
#43
He made it up. Your uncle is the devil.
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SupLilSon
Profile Joined October 2011
Malaysia4123 Posts
October 23 2012 11:22 GMT
#44
Im gonna go fap now.
mikedebo
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada4341 Posts
October 23 2012 11:27 GMT
#45
thefuck.jpg
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Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
October 23 2012 11:29 GMT
#46
Cloud doing some extensive research
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Dosey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States4505 Posts
October 23 2012 11:30 GMT
#47
I just want to know how many bottles he filled so I can reply with:

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anycolourfloyd
Profile Joined November 2010
Australia524 Posts
October 23 2012 11:30 GMT
#48
just when you think you've seen it all, TL tosses something out from left field

i'm also interested in how many bottles he filled up. maybe his mate was beating him and he took the only dignified way out - seppuku.
AssyrianKing
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Australia2111 Posts
October 23 2012 11:32 GMT
#49
It can kill you in a mental way
John 15:13
Rassy
Profile Joined August 2010
Netherlands2308 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-10-23 11:47:07
October 23 2012 11:45 GMT
#50
My guess is they didnt even make one full bottle.
I dont know the sieze of a typical bottle used to store semen in the usa, i guess anny bottle would do.
Lets say an old bottle of jam, it is like 330 centi litre (no clue how manny cubic inches that, but 330 is a standard can of coke)
The average volume of an ejaclation is is 3.5 milli litre (wiki, dur) so to fill the bottle 1000 ejaculations are needed.
This would mean 33 ejaculations a day
Now it is well possible that the average volume declines when ejaculating multiple times in a short time frame.
I have tried find studys about this on the internet but so far i didnt succeed,so lets just neglect this possible effect.
Maybe it is possible to ejeaculate 33 times a day 1 month straight,strange things do happen, but to me it seems unlikely.

Poster above is right btw, it kills you mentally and drains energy.
AlphaWhale
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia328 Posts
October 23 2012 12:33 GMT
#51
On October 23 2012 17:43 Lunareste wrote:
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On October 23 2012 17:38 EtherealDeath wrote:
[image loading]


Okay there's something going on with this picture. One of the following must be true.

1. I've been doing it wrong all these years or
2. This guy masturbated WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY more than I did.


Interesting point to add, the French idiom for orgasm "La petite mort" means "The little death". So perhaps orgasms are a little death and if we apply maths to the situation he was actually accumulating "little deaths". So many in fact that it added up to a big death.

Obviously the amount of little deaths required would be individual to each person.
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Mig
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States4714 Posts
October 23 2012 13:01 GMT
#52
Yea I don't think this needs a thread.
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