EPTCan too much masturbation kill you?
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TurtleNinja
United States15 Posts
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Recognizable
Netherlands1552 Posts
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Pretty Aluminum
United States95 Posts
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Lip the Pencilboy
Italy420 Posts
On October 23 2012 17:29 Recognizable wrote: Yes. hahaha i realized this is the only possible answer my friend . | ||
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Blixy213
United States360 Posts
TLDR: WE'RE CLEAR GUYS. | ||
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Elegy
United States1629 Posts
But I think your friend is full of shit. | ||
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honkeybeef
United States143 Posts
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foxmeep
Australia2337 Posts
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nttea
Sweden4353 Posts
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Agathon
France1505 Posts
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Lylat
France8575 Posts
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EtherealDeath
United States8366 Posts
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ShadeR
Australia7535 Posts
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Bleak
Turkey3059 Posts
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endy
Switzerland8970 Posts
This looks familiar. Did you steal it from ret ? | ||
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Lunareste
United States3596 Posts
On October 23 2012 17:38 EtherealDeath wrote: Okay there's something going on with this picture. One of the following must be true. 1. I've been doing it wrong all these years or 2. This guy masturbated WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY more than I did. | ||
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TzaTzers
United States589 Posts
I thought we were done with this lol. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=21429 | ||
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xM(Z
Romania5296 Posts
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Voltaire
United States1485 Posts
On October 23 2012 17:47 TzaTzers wrote: That sucks. I thought we were done with this lol. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=21429 Yeah I thought of the Ret thing too | ||
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johax
Sweden165 Posts
You can joke all you want but I'm pretty sure beating it too much can be more dangerous than people think. http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/ | ||
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Bleak
Turkey3059 Posts
On October 23 2012 17:56 johax wrote: You can joke all you want but I'm pretty sure beating it too much can be more dangerous than people think. http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/ If you are stupid enough to masturbate 42 times in a row you're in idiot and natural selection should take care of you anyway. | ||
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necmon
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HaXXspetten
Sweden15718 Posts
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endy
Switzerland8970 Posts
On October 23 2012 17:56 johax wrote: You can joke all you want but I'm pretty sure beating it too much can be more dangerous than people think. http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/ How did they know he did it 42 times ? Was there a witness to count ? Or did the guy spent his last seconds before dying to write "42 times...killed me..." with semen ? | ||
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WetSocks
United States953 Posts
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aTnClouD
Italy2428 Posts
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Clarity_nl
Netherlands6826 Posts
 On October 23 2012 18:16 aTnClouD wrote: Rather than killing I always wondered if too much masturbation can be unhealthy or drains too much energy from the body. I've been researching on this and it seems there's too many different opinions. This is a more interesting question. I think regular masturbation is healthy, but overdoing it can exhaust you.... | ||
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NervO
Netherlands511 Posts
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Clarity_nl
Netherlands6826 Posts
On October 23 2012 18:36 NerdFace wrote: I saw somewhere a brazilian boy died as well after playing to much with his manly part. Yeah! And I heard about this.... guy....somewhere.... that did this thing and DIED!~!!!! | ||
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Severedevil
United States4839 Posts
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NeThZOR
South Africa7387 Posts
On October 23 2012 17:49 xM(Z wrote: so how many bottles he had after 24 days? OP - That's the question  | ||
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forestry
95 Posts
some 12 hour orgy results in death though | ||
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Rassy
Netherlands2308 Posts
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goiflin
Canada1218 Posts
On October 23 2012 18:52 forestry wrote: http://www.metro.co.uk/news/world/561479-man-dies-after-viagra-fuelled-12-hour-orgy some 12 hour orgy results in death though viagra-fuelled-12-hour-orgy Man, you're really asking for it by not only having a 12 hour orgy, but using viagra... Those poor cardiac muscles. | ||
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RogerX
New Zealand3180 Posts
The Uncle bet his friend that he could fill up more bottles of semen in a month than he could. I think this is a hint that they're both gay. | ||
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Gladiator6
Sweden7024 Posts
On October 23 2012 18:53 Rassy wrote: To much of annything can kill you. Yes, we should end this thread probably with these words. However I am curious in how many bottles he was able to fill in 24 days! | ||
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TeveT
Sweden148 Posts
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Alex1Sun
494 Posts
On October 23 2012 17:33 Blixy213 wrote: He didn't die of masturbation. He died of a heart attack because his heart rate was through the roof. Exactly. With a weak heart he could die because of anything increasing the heart rate - running, coffee, sex, heavy lifting, getting scared etc. | ||
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Chemist
Austria127 Posts
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Excludos
Norway8225 Posts
On October 23 2012 20:05 Chemist wrote: i think you can get blind! [/sarcasm] I know someone who is blind. That someone also masturbated. Which means that masturbation makes you blind! | ||
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
On October 23 2012 17:43 endy wrote: This looks familiar. Did you steal it from ret ? On October 23 2012 17:33 Lip the Pencilboy wrote: hahaha i realized this is the only possible answer my friend . This is all you can post in this thread. endy for recognizing the historical joke. Recognizable for pointing out that it was a anecdotal story about a man that died from masturbation. Case closed. Yes. | ||
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Zechs
United Kingdom321 Posts
On October 23 2012 17:36 nttea wrote: Never believe stories about uncles, always made up. My uncle told me he was made up. Now what!? | ||
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
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SupLilSon
Malaysia4123 Posts
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mikedebo
Canada4341 Posts
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Mattchew
United States5684 Posts
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Dosey
United States4505 Posts
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anycolourfloyd
Australia524 Posts
i'm also interested in how many bottles he filled up. maybe his mate was beating him and he took the only dignified way out - seppuku. | ||
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AssyrianKing
Australia2116 Posts
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Rassy
Netherlands2308 Posts
I dont know the sieze of a typical bottle used to store semen in the usa, i guess anny bottle would do. Lets say an old bottle of jam, it is like 330 centi litre (no clue how manny cubic inches that, but 330 is a standard can of coke) The average volume of an ejaclation is is 3.5 milli litre (wiki, dur) so to fill the bottle 1000 ejaculations are needed. This would mean 33 ejaculations a day Now it is well possible that the average volume declines when ejaculating multiple times in a short time frame. I have tried find studys about this on the internet but so far i didnt succeed,so lets just neglect this possible effect. Maybe it is possible to ejeaculate 33 times a day 1 month straight,strange things do happen, but to me it seems unlikely. Poster above is right btw, it kills you mentally and drains energy. | ||
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AlphaWhale
Australia328 Posts
On October 23 2012 17:43 Lunareste wrote: Okay there's something going on with this picture. One of the following must be true. 1. I've been doing it wrong all these years or 2. This guy masturbated WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY more than I did. Interesting point to add, the French idiom for orgasm "La petite mort" means "The little death". So perhaps orgasms are a little death and if we apply maths to the situation he was actually accumulating "little deaths". So many in fact that it added up to a big death. Obviously the amount of little deaths required would be individual to each person. | ||
Mig
United States4714 Posts
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