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Gao Xi
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Hong Kong5178 Posts
March 07 2011 10:09 GMT
#101
http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/newsfeature/stare-boobs-longer-life-study-86131320.html
Heres another article.
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emc
Profile Joined September 2010
United States3088 Posts
March 07 2011 10:12 GMT
#102
seems fake but what do I know. How controlled were the experiments? How could they have possibly monitored people for 5 years in the real world? I just don't see how this test is conclusive but it's pretty funny.
Jugan
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States1566 Posts
March 07 2011 10:22 GMT
#103
It's healthy to crave boobies!
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Euronyme
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden3804 Posts
March 07 2011 10:39 GMT
#104
I assume this is because your heart rate is supposed to go up. Personally I can't say my heart rate changes much of looking at say.. a picture of two boobs.
It wouldn't surprise me if masturbating is 100 times more effective, and sex would be like 500 times more effective.. Even taking a giant crap would probably be better exercice.
It kinda feels like an excuse for fat people to skip exercising and download pr0n instead lol :'(
I bet i can maı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨̨̨̨̨̨ke you wipe your screen.
Shikyo
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Finland33997 Posts
March 07 2011 10:59 GMT
#105
On March 07 2011 19:39 Euronyme wrote:
I assume this is because your heart rate is supposed to go up. Personally I can't say my heart rate changes much of looking at say.. a picture of two boobs.
It wouldn't surprise me if masturbating is 100 times more effective, and sex would be like 500 times more effective.. Even taking a giant crap would probably be better exercice.
It kinda feels like an excuse for fat people to skip exercising and download pr0n instead lol :'(

Yeah it'd be because of the heart rate going up. But even a 20-year-old would need like 150bpm for it to be useful, and it's need to be like 30 minutes in a row.... If you see breasts daily that's not going to happen <_< Might happen once after not having seen any for like 5 years and even then it won't last 30 mins.

Fake imo.
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Shizuru~
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
Malaysia1676 Posts
March 07 2011 11:12 GMT
#106
On March 07 2011 19:59 Shikyo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 07 2011 19:39 Euronyme wrote:
I assume this is because your heart rate is supposed to go up. Personally I can't say my heart rate changes much of looking at say.. a picture of two boobs.
It wouldn't surprise me if masturbating is 100 times more effective, and sex would be like 500 times more effective.. Even taking a giant crap would probably be better exercice.
It kinda feels like an excuse for fat people to skip exercising and download pr0n instead lol :'(

Yeah it'd be because of the heart rate going up. But even a 20-year-old would need like 150bpm for it to be useful, and it's need to be like 30 minutes in a row.... If you see breasts daily that's not going to happen <_< Might happen once after not having seen any for like 5 years and even then it won't last 30 mins.

Fake imo.


hint: check the source, don even need to go in that webpage, just look at the link


but whatever, now at least its justifiable for men to "Stare" at bewbies now!
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
March 07 2011 11:16 GMT
#107
I want to see the original paper that states this result.
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
SolHeiM
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Sweden1264 Posts
March 07 2011 11:27 GMT
#108
I don't think the looking at breasts part have any effect, but the restraint on the individual to not look at breasts have a negative effect. If you are a guy who likes looking at breasts and get lumped in the restraint group, forcing yourself to look away even though you want to for five years is probably pretty bad.
mormonaculous
Profile Joined January 2011
United States33 Posts
March 07 2011 12:51 GMT
#109
On March 07 2011 16:14 HULKAMANIA wrote:
+ Show Spoiler +
On March 07 2011 06:02 ProjectVirtue wrote:
seen studies like this before.
technically not baseless, as long as something is arousing.
breasts just happen to be accepted as an automatic stimulant.
the study can also be repeated with butts, or what have you so long as among the cohort that gets to ogle them they are all accepted to be excited by it, then its fine. It just acts in accordance to a daily increase of heart rate due to arousal. Likewise, analogous studies to this have been done with minute physical exercise and other forms of stimulants that have lead to the same conclusion.
dont get all the "fail science" stuff flying around =\


Threads like this are great for determining who actually reads the threads and who just skims the OP and jumps straight on the "Post" button. Did you not see gogogadetflow's post on the first page?

On March 07 2011 05:50 gogogadgetflow wrote:
I'm skeptical

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

Sorry guys.


If that's not enough, here is a search for "Karen Weatherby" on the website of the New England Journal of Medicine. And here she is under Google Scholar, which contains two actual returns! Unfortunately both of them discuss the study as a well-known hoax, one of them containing this gem:

There was no such a medical research study. Dr Weatherby did not exist. None of us
would take such a report seriously and some of us would trash it as a dirty joke.
Similarly, we do not take seriously this kind of misinformation as in seen in some
advertisements on how to lose weight, how to combat hair loss, and how magical
certain medical programs or policies are.


So... yeah. I don't know what studies you've heard of that are similar to this. But this is not just "fail science," it's "totally fabricated for the lols" science.



Now I don't think anyone here is arguing with the accuracy of the Snopes verdict, but the actual hoax they were referring to happened in 1999. That's over a decade ago. Really, what that sketches me out about the whole "myfox sez I should look at moar boobs" thing is the fact that the OP article doesn't actually quote any study, or mention any scientists by name; simply mentioning that it's a "German study" conducted over 5 years doesn't exactly maximize credibility. That and, as was previously mentioned, the study fails to qualify as a true experiment and has no claim on establishing causality.
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Alexson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Belarus293 Posts
March 07 2011 12:58 GMT
#110
On March 07 2011 05:50 gogogadgetflow wrote:
I'm skeptical

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp



Sorry guys.

Shut up, and watch breasts, ty.

=D
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JieXian
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Malaysia4677 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-07 13:48:47
March 07 2011 13:41 GMT
#111
Err is this the same as FOX News? What kinds of news is this?

But nevertheless hahahahahahahaha this is all so funny especially the video... what a joke
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Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
March 07 2011 13:49 GMT
#112
I was expecting this to be some science news from The Onion.
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Marcus420
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada1923 Posts
March 07 2011 13:50 GMT
#113
I cant stand stupid statistics like this. 500 people is not nearly enough for a proper sample population.

there is no way 250 guys stopped looking at boobs for 5 FULL years. NO way jose.
NoobSkills
Profile Joined August 2009
United States1603 Posts
March 07 2011 14:14 GMT
#114
On March 07 2011 22:50 Marcus420 wrote:
I cant stand stupid statistics like this. 500 people is not nearly enough for a proper sample population.

there is no way 250 guys stopped looking at boobs for 5 FULL years. NO way jose.


That sample size is used in MANY types of pooling.

You're right about the latter part though. I doubt they lasted a full 5 minutes.
EchoZ
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Japan5041 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-07 14:19:11
March 07 2011 14:15 GMT
#115
Those male porn stars must be really happy.

and also explains why females have longer lifespans.
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Ponyo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1231 Posts
March 07 2011 18:03 GMT
#116
it has to be true.
ponyo.848
MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
March 07 2011 18:03 GMT
#117
On March 07 2011 15:46 JasperGrimm wrote:
Gay men probably see more breasts than the average straight man, since women are more comfortable around them.


Thats not always true, andddd when they see/feel them, they don't get the same satisfaction as straight guys do
`Zapdos
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States935 Posts
March 07 2011 18:05 GMT
#118
Good to know i'm leading a healthy life style :D
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MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
March 07 2011 18:06 GMT
#119
Also why are you guys fighting against the study, just go with it! LOL
Flik
Profile Joined February 2011
Canada256 Posts
March 07 2011 18:10 GMT
#120
Next time my girlfriend catches me Im just going to tell her its because my family has a history of heart problems. YES!
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