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Dimagus
Profile Joined December 2010
United States1004 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-07 07:21:58
March 07 2011 07:16 GMT
#61
Next thing you know they'll be telling us that looking at more than just the breasts will improve our health, and then it will be actual intimacy, and pretty soon it will be "have sex, live long and prosper" and we'll have a black vulcan from Star Trek giving the Shocker.
GGTeMpLaR
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States7226 Posts
March 07 2011 07:23 GMT
#62
it'd be nice to see the actual data because 500 is a pretty small sample size

I'm no statistics major but this just seems like an awful experiment / fake

"don't look at boobs for five years lol"

"ok lol"
Keitzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2509 Posts
March 07 2011 07:23 GMT
#63
On March 07 2011 16:16 Dimagus wrote:
Next thing you know they'll be telling us that looking at more than just the breasts will improve our health, and then it will be actual intimacy, and pretty soon it will be "have sex, live long and prosper" and we'll have a black vulcan from Star Trek giving the Shocker.


can it start now? lolol
I'm like badass squared | KeitZer.489
ChaseR
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Norway1004 Posts
March 07 2011 07:24 GMT
#64
On March 07 2011 05:42 G3CKO wrote:

Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.


In Bold: Both are such improbable absurd impossibilities, it's what gave it away to me as just a troll.
Life is not Fucking Fair and Society is not Fucking Logical - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn"
JiYan
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States3668 Posts
March 07 2011 07:26 GMT
#65
yea 500 is a very small sample size for a legitimate scientific research
DrivE
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States2554 Posts
March 07 2011 07:30 GMT
#66
So who is the person who proposed this research topic?
LUCK IS NO EXCUSE
Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
March 07 2011 07:33 GMT
#67
This explains how Charlie Sheen is still alive.
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
stroggos
Profile Joined February 2009
New Zealand1543 Posts
March 07 2011 07:33 GMT
#68
If this isn't complete bullshit....

lol don't need to conduct research to know this is true. Besides the test is insanely stupid. there are many other variables that could contribute to the results like the fact that people knowing that they arnt allowed to look at breasts is probably bad for your heart. Also the fact that no man would go 5 years without looking at breasts..
hi
Fiveandahalf
Profile Joined January 2011
United States10 Posts
March 07 2011 07:41 GMT
#69
Ya, the sample size is a bit small.

I propose that we here at TL ogle breasts daily and then in 5 years we all post on whether or not we feel any healthier. That way we can actually help science instead of just criticizing.
SecondChance
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia603 Posts
March 07 2011 07:53 GMT
#70
The next time a girl chides you for staring at her boobs, simply tell her its for the greater good.

Does this also mean female nurses and doctors should go topless if they are working near patients with heart related problems?

I see the want to in your eyes.
TheKanAry
Profile Joined August 2010
United States149 Posts
March 07 2011 08:03 GMT
#71
Better do it.
You know, just in case.

I mean, it can't hurt right?

*scuffle scuffle thud*

Ow! My nose!
those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
March 07 2011 08:06 GMT
#72
Fear not, all of us oglers shall have big strong heart like big ox and live many long prosperous lives
thug life.                                                       MVP/ex-
Zim23
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1681 Posts
March 07 2011 08:21 GMT
#73
This thread is missing pictures of breasts, which is detrimental to our collective health.
Do an arranged marriage if she's not completely minging, and don't worry about dancing, get a go-kart, cheers.
Eufra
Profile Joined September 2010
France47 Posts
March 07 2011 08:26 GMT
#74
On March 07 2011 16:30 DrivE wrote:
So who is the person who proposed this research topic?

A clever guy, for sure.
For those who were lost.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
March 07 2011 08:30 GMT
#75
next time some girl say stop looking at my bewbs i just tell her but its healthy for me and she can blame science for that
Forever Mirin Zyzz Son of Zeus Brother of Hercules Father of the Aesthetics
Lorken
Profile Joined November 2010
New Zealand804 Posts
March 07 2011 08:32 GMT
#76
On March 07 2011 05:48 Chairman Ray wrote:
Does it work with manboobs?

I hope so, I can't always get access to the internet.
LOUD NOISES!!!
crystyxn
Profile Joined November 2010
Romania254 Posts
March 07 2011 08:38 GMT
#77
"refrained from staring at breasts for 5 years"

I bet thats a rule for korean pro gamers too
"You should be the one putting pressure on your opponent, not the other way around." - Artosis
Kleinmuuhg
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Vanuatu4091 Posts
March 07 2011 08:40 GMT
#78
this would be a good fun fact for the other thread i guess
may it be correct or not, i guess there are lots of people willing to try
This is our town, scrub
mardi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1164 Posts
March 07 2011 08:40 GMT
#79
My teenage years have finally benefited me.
Slix36
Profile Joined May 2010
United Kingdom145 Posts
March 07 2011 08:41 GMT
#80
while i am in no way ruling out the possibility (you never know, the stress of not being allowed or thinking you shouldn't look at boobs when you may really want to may actually contribute in some way) i do think this is probably wrong. it's like trying to call an event that we haven't bothered trying to figure out the science and mechanics of properly as an act of god.

however, that being said i'm going to milk this for what it's worth.
Never too late to stand your ground.
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