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Staring at breasts increases heart health

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G3CKO
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1430 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-06 20:43:14
March 06 2011 20:42 GMT
#1
Source: http://www.myfoxboston.com/dpp/news/offbeat/study-staring-at-breasts-increases-heart-health-20110304


Five-hundred men participated in the German study. Half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years, the other half were told to ogle them daily.

The study found the men who stared at breasts more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

The authors of the study recommend that men stare at breasts for 10 minutes a day.
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baoluvboa
Profile Joined December 2010
743 Posts
March 06 2011 20:44 GMT
#2
Yes because half of them actually refrained for five years. This study is pretty pointless
DyNastY8185
Profile Joined February 2011
Great Britain4 Posts
March 06 2011 20:45 GMT
#3
I always knew being a pervert paid off
nekuodah
Profile Joined August 2010
England2409 Posts
March 06 2011 20:46 GMT
#4
Effectively it says anything that makes your heart possibly speed up for a bit every day (excercise would be best) increases heart health, the breast thing is probably just done to get attention to their "study".
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6771 Posts
March 06 2011 20:46 GMT
#5
SCIENCE BE PRAISED!
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Incursus
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States415 Posts
March 06 2011 20:47 GMT
#6
On March 07 2011 05:46 Xeofreestyler wrote:
SCIENCE BE PRAISED!


Amen my brother, amen.

In all seriousness this is one of the funniest things I've heard all day. The breast thing that is. lol
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Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
March 06 2011 20:48 GMT
#7
Does it work with manboobs?
Mothra
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States1448 Posts
March 06 2011 20:49 GMT
#8
I do it for my health.
gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-06 20:52:36
March 06 2011 20:50 GMT
#9
I'm skeptical

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp



Sorry guys.
Saechiis
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Netherlands4989 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-06 20:53:00
March 06 2011 20:50 GMT
#10
Instinctively, I knew.

On March 07 2011 05:50 gogogadgetflow wrote:
I'm skeptical

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp



Sorry guys.


Non-believer, be gone!
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Sokalo
Profile Joined May 2010
United States375 Posts
March 06 2011 20:50 GMT
#11
This is a premature April fools' joke right? All three sentences of that article are written like they're for nothing more than comedic effect.

I want to believe this is real so bad though.
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ProfessorCold
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States41 Posts
March 06 2011 20:51 GMT
#12
I'll be sure to show this to my wife.

"But sweetie, I'm only doing it for my heart! Now, take that shirt off."
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Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
March 06 2011 20:52 GMT
#13
Science is so kind.
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Latham
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
9560 Posts
March 06 2011 20:53 GMT
#14
so the meme "tits or gtfo" can now be used as a medical excuse for sexual harassment?
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DarkGeneral
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada328 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-03-06 20:55:17
March 06 2011 20:53 GMT
#15
And how exactly did they reliably make SURE that TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY MEN did NOT stare at breasts for FIVE years?

I am not refuting their claim, I am simply throwing their test in the garbage bin.

Edit: Also, my gf changes in my room often, so I'm covered in case this IS true.
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MetalMarine
Profile Joined June 2007
United States1559 Posts
March 06 2011 20:54 GMT
#16
Known this for awhile
mastergriggy
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1312 Posts
March 06 2011 20:54 GMT
#17
I do one step better than stare! I'm gonna be in awesome health for the rest of my life! Now I don't feel so bad for eating all those twinkies.
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MrMotionPicture
Profile Joined May 2010
United States4327 Posts
March 06 2011 20:54 GMT
#18
Why would anyone volunteer to be in the group that does not look for 5 years?
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Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6179 Posts
March 06 2011 20:55 GMT
#19
i remember some other article like this from years back.
YunhOLee
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Canada2470 Posts
March 06 2011 20:56 GMT
#20
On March 07 2011 05:50 gogogadgetflow wrote:
I'm skeptical

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp



Sorry guys.


damn you, edit your post already and pretend you didnt find that
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