Staring at breasts increases heart health - Page 7

On March 08 2011 03:10 Flik wrote:
Next time my girlfriend catches me Im just going to tell her its because my family has a history of heart problems. YES!

On March 08 2011 03:20 Lanaia wrote:
So, it doesn't help women at all?
Hahahah.

On March 08 2011 04:07 MetalMarine wrote:


It does, it helps their self esteem when we look at them =D

On March 08 2011 04:10 Lanaia wrote:


What about women who unintentionally stare at their own breasts?

Ten thousand men participated in the German study. Half were the prisoners who managed to get away with murder for at least one years, and the other half were prisoners who were arrested for minor crimes.

The study found the men who murdered someone and managed to keep in concealed for a while more often showed lower rates of heart problems, a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure.

"There are studies showing that increasing your heart rate may benefit heart health," head researcher Reinhard states, "murdering people is the most excellent way to do this as it provides the ever-lasting reason for individual to be afraid and nervous in fear of being caught. Another benefit of this method is that once you have murdered someone you don't have to do it ever again, contrary to other activities which increase heart rate has to be performed daily to have some semblance of effect."

Besides sneaky homicide, the authors of the study also recommends intentionally trapping yourself bare-handed in uninhabited wilderness, joining an terrorist group, and bringing forth an Armageddon to create heart-healthy environment.

On March 07 2011 21:51 mormonaculous wrote:


Now I don't think anyone here is arguing with the accuracy of the Snopes verdict, but the actual hoax they were referring to happened in 1999. That's over a decade ago. Really, what that sketches me out about the whole "myfox sez I should look at moar boobs" thing is the fact that the OP article doesn't actually quote any study, or mention any scientists by name; simply mentioning that it's a "German study" conducted over 5 years doesn't exactly maximize credibility. That and, as was previously mentioned, the study fails to qualify as a true experiment and has no claim on establishing causality.

On March 07 2011 17:57 LG)Sabbath wrote:


http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/fellatio.asp

False.

Believe me, I hate being the one to post this.