The "Dark Side" Thread - Page 8

When I was in elementary school there was this kid that everyone hated (at least it seemed like it). Anyway one April Fool's day a friend and I took a water bottle and filled it with toilet water, gave it to him, and watched him drink the whole thing.

My childhood friend had those glow sticks that you break up the crystals inside and they glow for several hours. I stole several of them when he went into the other room to get us juice.

I hurt my dog's leg with a stick pretty badly when i was about 10, she couldn't walk normally for a while. I don't know why i did this, our dogs were my best friends and i grew up with them. The damage wasn't permanent, but I never hurt her again. Maybe i was frustrated because we had to move back to the city permanently and we couldn't keep any dogs there.

When I was in 3rd grade, I girl was making a birthday card for her friend. She had worked on it for a really long time. Later we had to go to some meeting in the gym or something, and she was taking forever to get in line, being the last one and whatnot. I got over to her card, take a permanent marker, and scribble over the whole thing completely covering it. Teacher yelled at me, but that's pretty much it...felt really bad though because she started to cry. It was so weird because I'm not a mean guy at all, and it just happened..I kind of just snapped.

when I was a kid I usually push other kids from our stairs, man I can still remember them rolling down that stairs like they were balls and I still remember smiling like an asshole, I suppose it's good I'm not a sociopath after 20 years.

Also, we had a classmate back in highschool that we would pay 3 dollars (130 pesos) to turn him into a living punching bag for 10 seconds, I'm the dude that counted while the jocks give him a fucking beating

When I was 11 and my grandfather died I practiced crying the day before his funeral cause I didn't really care about him dying. My grandmother died recently and I felt relieved she was finally dead because now I don't have to call her on birthdays and have awkward conversations with her. Both my grandparents were pretty nice to me and helped raise me until I was 7. I think if my parents died I wouldn't feel bad at all, only relieved and feeling like I'm free of a burden. There's not a single person in my life that I think of as irreplaceable. It would suck if my closest friends died because that's a few less people to have fun with, but I know I can always make new friends. I don't think I've ever really cared about another human being aside from his or her utility to me.

Back in Highschool as a freshman, I sprayed a kid with down syndrome in the face with water, in the hallway. Lots of kids laughed while he just cried. I literally felt like shit when I realized how fucked up this was. Feelsbadman.

Junior year of college, I dated this girl for 7 months, but kind of stopped liking her for the last 4 months of the relationship. I hit on other girls while I was still dating her but didn't wanna break up with her because she let me have sex with her. Dating her was miserable though, I didn't enjoy spending time with her at all, and she would wait at my place while she cleaned and cooked, after I told her I was "studying" at school when in fact, I was either out with other girls or playing poker at underground clubs.

When I finally broke up with her, she cried and refused to leave my place because she was convinced I still loved her. She kept saying "I don't believe it. Say you love me and I'll go." Eventually I got sick of it, got all her stuff and threw it into the hallway, and literally dragged her out kicking and screaming. After that, whenever she texted or called me, I would pick up with the sole intent of making her feel bad. When I bumped into her at parties and she wanted to talk, I would look her in the eyes and say, "Sorry, there's nothing to talk about. Go away."

Boy, I'm an asshole.

In preschool a kid asked me where the bathroom was and I told him it was on that hill in the playground. He took a pee in front of the entire school

At the beginning of sophmore year of college I "hit and quit" a friend because she was obsessed with me and I was a virgin. She moved to SanFran at the beginning of the semester. A couple months later I "stole" my other good friend's love interest while he was in NY. I was in a pretty shitty place at the time and anything seemed to fly. Still feel bad about how it all went down.

One time I made a giant dong out of salt on this girl's lawn. It was hilarious.

I punched a girl in the face...
but...
She was chasing and trying to hit my younger brother, who was maybe 8/9 at the time, she was 12 (I was 13) but she was the same height as me (bout 5,10) and probably 2x of my body weight... big girl(no exaggeration). So she's chasing him and grabs him and at that point i ran up on her and punted her as hard as i could in the ass with with my foot, so she let go of my brother, and grabbed at me, ripping my T-shirt from the collar, at which point I struck her square in the face, sending her staggering off, before she ran off back to her house.
I was protecting my younger bro however, and as an older brother, I feel I was perfectly within my rights to do so.