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Sabu113
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States11075 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-29 20:02:59
October 29 2010 19:53 GMT
#101
Sounds like there's going to be a breakup. Best of luck man.


On October 30 2010 04:23 Jibba wrote:
ArbAttack vs Quickstriker shownmatch.

Winner gets the title of most insecure asian on TL.


On October 30 2010 01:05 ThE.SparkZ wrote:
Lol @ how fast he f5's to check if anyone was offended by his posts


Lollolol. Well I suppose people are putting him in touch with reality. A Tad harsh but I suppose someone had to say something.

Biomine is a drunken chick who is on industrial strength amphetamines and would just grab your dick and jerk it as hard and violently as she could while screaming 'OMG FUCK ME', because she saw it in a Sasha Grey video ...-Wombat_Ni
Gogleion
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States534 Posts
October 29 2010 19:54 GMT
#102
Well first you gotta ask how much this girl is like you:
1) Does she make brag blog posts on a starcraft community site of how hot you are?
2) Does she frequently say 'fuck' after minor problems?
3) Does she refute your arguments if you don't have perfect grammar, while her grammar is not perfect either?
EffOrt. That is all.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
October 29 2010 19:58 GMT
#103
Are you sure that this girl is really into you? How do you know?
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
October 29 2010 20:00 GMT
#104
You can never really know Brood. It's a doggy dug world.
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
October 29 2010 20:02 GMT
#105
Also I must quote the most awesome quote with regards to teh sexuality and morality of men and women alike:

In order to answer these questions you might have to elaborate a bit more on the girls personalities

-Their religion, and respective piety
-Their family and family history
-Their socio-economic class
-Their artistic and literary talents
-Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism
-Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture
-Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities
-Their mental and emotional stability
-Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life
-Their racial origins (if not already clear)
-Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc)

Depending on what she answers for these I might say yes.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-29 20:03:25
October 29 2010 20:02 GMT
#106
what does it really mean to love somebody anyway? what is knowledge??
Moderatorhttps://soundcloud.com/castlesmusic/sets/oak
ArbAttack
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada198 Posts
October 29 2010 20:04 GMT
#107
Ahahaha keep them coming.

I came here for ideas/insight/advice and I received them. I made the mistake of attacking a few trolls a few pages earlier, and I know not to now as it breeds general hostility. Thanks, my noob interwebs posting knowledge has leveled up today.

Now I'm just entertained by the last few pages. Really, please don't stop I'm quite amused. All these Ad Hominem, false association and hasty generalization fallacy personal attacks are what defines TL Blogs anyway.

Feel free, I've got 1.5 hours left in my workday so entertain me. More please!
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43466 Posts
October 29 2010 20:07 GMT
#108
On October 30 2010 05:02 intrigue wrote:
what does it really mean to love somebody anyway? what is knowledge??

True love is hot backups. How else can a girl get an idea of comparative worth? This guys girlfriend can rest assured that'd it'd take two pretty hot backups to negate his feelings for her.
The real question is how much does the girl value him? How much would it take for her to forget about him completely? So when it comes down to it its all about how big the last guy was. You should ask her if you measure up.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
JackMcCoy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
165 Posts
October 29 2010 20:08 GMT
#109
On October 30 2010 05:04 ArbAttack wrote:
Ahahaha keep them coming.

I came here for ideas/insight/advice and I received them. I made the mistake of attacking a few trolls a few pages earlier, and I know not to now as it breeds general hostility. Thanks, my noob interwebs posting knowledge has leveled up today.

Now I'm just entertained by the last few pages. Really, please don't stop I'm quite amused. All these Ad Hominem, false association and hasty generalization fallacy personal attacks are what defines TL Blogs anyway.

Feel free, I've got 1.5 hours left in my workday so entertain me. More please!

i can help u level up again. when you're mad at ppl on the internet, saying stuff like "lol im not mad" rarely fools anyone. and i think "insecure ppl crying about girls" defines tl blogs far more than the things you listed.
OBJECTION
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 29 2010 20:09 GMT
#110
On October 30 2010 05:04 ArbAttack wrote:
Ahahaha keep them coming.

I came here for ideas/insight/advice and I received them. I made the mistake of attacking a few trolls a few pages earlier, and I know not to now as it breeds general hostility. Thanks, my noob interwebs posting knowledge has leveled up today.

Now I'm just entertained by the last few pages. Really, please don't stop I'm quite amused. All these Ad Hominem, false association and hasty generalization fallacy personal attacks are what defines TL Blogs anyway.

Feel free, I've got 1.5 hours left in my workday so entertain me. More please!

lol @ you accusing others of ad hominem
RIP Aaliyah
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
October 29 2010 20:11 GMT
#111
On October 30 2010 04:41 ArbAttack wrote:

I'm going to stop humoring all these trolls / flamebaits in the last few pages.



On October 30 2010 05:04 ArbAttack wrote:
Ahahaha keep them coming.

I came here for ideas/insight/advice and I received them. I made the mistake of attacking a few trolls a few pages earlier, and I know not to now as it breeds general hostility. Thanks, my noob interwebs posting knowledge has leveled up today.

Now I'm just entertained by the last few pages. Really, please don't stop I'm quite amused. All these Ad Hominem, false association and hasty generalization fallacy personal attacks are what defines TL Blogs anyway.

Feel free, I've got 1.5 hours left in my workday so entertain me. More please!


??
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
October 29 2010 20:13 GMT
#112
straight from 1->5 on the kubler-ross grief model. wow leveling up like mad.
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
ArbAttack
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada198 Posts
October 29 2010 20:17 GMT
#113
[QUOTE]On October 30 2010 05:07 KwarK wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2010 05:02 intrigue wrote:
what does it really mean to love somebody anyway? what is knowledge??[/QUOTE]
True love is hot backups. How else can a girl get an idea of comparative worth? This guys girlfriend can rest assured that'd it'd take two pretty hot backups to negate his feelings for her.
The real question is how much does the girl value him? How much would it take for her to forget about him completely? So when it comes down to it its all about how big the last guy was. You should ask her if you measure up.[/QUOTE]

I really wish my cubicle wasn't facing the entrance to the floor; so that I can browse some flash/video/image based sites. If someone could recommend some text-based sites other than TL that'd be great. Still 1:18 to go till the weekend. So I'll continue to humor the trolls.


Well, she didn't like sex with me at first TBH. She said I was way too big. Maybe it's the small dick of the short Asian dude before me, or maybe it's just my 7-incher. I'm not too sure.

Now my roommates complain to me about her making too much noises in bed.

So I guess I do measure up.

Thanks KwarK. You still BW or SC2? 100APM B player is pretty impressive I have to say.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 29 2010 20:18 GMT
#114
does your penis touch the water when you sit down to pee

do you ever drive your mercedes benz with it?
RIP Aaliyah
Happy.fairytail
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States327 Posts
October 29 2010 20:19 GMT
#115
On October 30 2010 04:47 JackMcCoy wrote:
jeez what is it with people getting so mad in their blogs? its like we can't go 1 week without some OP getting some replies he doesn't like and starts raging at people.

@arbattack: you need to stop attacking people, man. it makes you look bad

also LOL@ that guy happy.fairytale again with the "TL people don't understand relationships like we do" LOL


For what it's worth, I sent that PM pretty soon after my first post ... like I said before, I regret being so presumptuous and arrogant, which I realized I really need to work on (I wish I wasn't so blind to it, but thanks for pointing it out Jack)

And uh, I've read through some of arbattack's previous blog posts, and er, yeah...
JackMcCoy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
165 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-29 20:21:49
October 29 2010 20:21 GMT
#116
On October 30 2010 05:17 ArbAttack wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 30 2010 05:07 KwarK wrote:
On October 30 2010 05:02 intrigue wrote:
what does it really mean to love somebody anyway? what is knowledge??

True love is hot backups. How else can a girl get an idea of comparative worth? This guys girlfriend can rest assured that'd it'd take two pretty hot backups to negate his feelings for her.
The real question is how much does the girl value him? How much would it take for her to forget about him completely? So when it comes down to it its all about how big the last guy was. You should ask her if you measure up.


I really wish my cubicle wasn't facing the entrance to the floor; so that I can browse some flash/video/image based sites. If someone could recommend some text-based sites other than TL that'd be great. Still 1:18 to go till the weekend. So I'll continue to humor the trolls.


Well, she didn't like sex with me at first TBH. She said I was way too big. Maybe it's the small dick of the short Asian dude before me, or maybe it's just my 7-incher. I'm not too sure.

Now my roommates complain to me about her making too much noises in bed.

So I guess I do measure up.

Thanks KwarK. You still BW or SC2? 100APM B player is pretty impressive I have to say.

rofl bro every1 is telling you you're so insecure and you just keep proving them right it's incredible
OBJECTION
snowdrift
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
France2061 Posts
October 29 2010 20:21 GMT
#117
What about these "backups"? What kind of girl would ever accept to be someone's backup if she weren't a total slut? So you'll break up with this girl, go out with the backup, then realize she's been making out with bouncers/white guys who don't give a fuck/guys who don't make grammatical mistakes and you'll be in the same situation. It's over man there's no way out they've all been used and you're only getting seconds
NaDa. Our Lord and sAviOr shall return. Learn to nydus you scrub
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
October 29 2010 20:22 GMT
#118
guys why would he be insecure if he has a huge 7 incher i mean come on use your brains
RIP Aaliyah
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-29 20:26:12
October 29 2010 20:23 GMT
#119
[Quote][QUOTE]On October 30 2010 05:17 ArbAttack wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2010 05:07 KwarK wrote:
[QUOTE]On October 30 2010 05:02 intrigue wrote:
what does it really mean to love somebody anyway? what is knowledge??[/QUOTE]
True love is hot backups. How else can a girl get an idea of comparative worth? This guys girlfriend can rest assured that'd it'd take two pretty hot backups to negate his feelings for her.
The real question is how much does the girl value him? How much would it take for her to forget about him completely? So when it comes down to it its all about how big the last guy was. You should ask her if you measure up.[/QUOTE]

I really wish my cubicle wasn't facing the entrance to the floor; so that I can browse some flash/video/image based sites. If someone could recommend some text-based sites other than TL that'd be great. Still 1:18 to go till the weekend. So I'll continue to humor the trolls.


Well, she didn't like sex with me at first TBH. She said I was way too big. Maybe it's the small dick of the short Asian dude before me, or maybe it's just my 7-incher. I'm not too sure.

Now my roommates complain to me about her making too much noises in bed.

So I guess I do measure up.

Thanks KwarK. You still BW or SC2? 100APM B player is pretty impressive I have to say.

[/Quote]

Gross as you might say, but PICS OR DIDN'T HAPPENED!

FUCKING DAMMIT! I tried fixing the quotes for 7 times and it didn't work WTF! I'm an idiot please tell me
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
ilovezil
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4143 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-10-29 20:24:13
October 29 2010 20:23 GMT
#120
I'm not sure if you're trying to insult kwark or praise him, but good job making up facts about yourself to make yourself feel better. Hey, maybe you can make up facts about pretending your super hot girlfriend doing all sorts of "unbelieveable things in bed" to make yourself feel more secure as well!
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