EPTNokCha's Starcraft Drawings~ - Page 14
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ilovezil
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Konni
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 and just read the two new ones. Very nice, I like! | ||
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knyttym
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NokCha
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ilovezil
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MyLostTemple
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I can't do that. So I'll use my words to crush you. But first, watch this video. Watch it the whole way through. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3597747490126032684&q=blitz chess I get the impression that you suck at chess. I bet you went crazy the first time you were checkmated in four moves because you didn't know to look at all those pieces on the board before moving again. The good chess player watches carefully, but he have vision of the whole map, he dosn't have to scout... Guess what! In chess your only allowed to play with one hand. In starcraft you play with both hands. You even use all your fingers to play. Five fingers on the keyboard (and don't even tell me you don't use your thumb, you use it on the right ctrl key to hotkey keys like 0 and 9, but i bet you were too stupid to take the keys off.) Five fingers to hold the mouse (use your thumb, pinky and ring finger to hold the mouse correctly during intense micro, use your other two fingers to click). If you don't like your player getting control of the center like terran does... don't give him the middle squares! You know what else makes you newbie? You know how i know you've never played chess competitively? Becuase you didn't know the rules about touching the pieces or you would never have brought up this argument in the first place. In chess if you touch the wrong piece, you HAVE to move it. Those are the rules. If you touch your opponents piece you have to capture it (assuming this is possible, but even then it's still completely illegal to touch other pieces). Technically those two players in the video are microing their pieces. Watch the video again, they move their pieces so elegantly because they don't want to lose because of their own sloppy errors... micro. By the way, pausing is illegal in the Korean proleagues, just watch that video of nal ra getting disqualified. It's illegal because it's unfair to stop the game and think for more time then the rules would allow for. Don't worry, I'm not even finished destroying you yet. Take a long look lovely music again: 0p0p0pbp0p0pbg0p0p ba0p0pby0pbp0p0p4d 0pbn0pbp4d0pbgbg0p 0pvr0p4ddd0ppvo now look at one of the chess openings used in that video clip: The Sicilian has been extensively studied, and there are many variations. A popular variation is the "Dragon" variation, which starts as: 1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 d6 3. d4 cxd4 4. Nxd4 Nf6 5. Nc3 g6 hm... wow... those sure look similar. I wish Alexandra Kosteniuk was here so she could slam dunk you in a game of chess. There's more though. But it's based off of what your opponent is doing. First there was Chess, Now there is Starcraft. If you have a better method of understanding strategy games please tell me. Please stop crying about how hard the keyboard is to use. Kids like you were the ones i always wanted to play in tournaments first; kids like you are free wins. At every lan tournament i ever showed up at, i would watch all the other players hands. There was always a group of people not using their hands. They also always had a lot of money and cried about how the game is stupid because some people just get a whole bunch of units fast. The problem is that these poor people were too stupid or lazy to learn how this game is meant to be played. They didn't win much. Serves them right. Strategy games have logical rules like i already said. Because logical concepts are built off math. Not off a bunch of fruity intangible concepts that can't be understood or explained. There has to something like this so the game itself doesnt become random like gambling. We don't want the winner of the game to be some doushebag who got lucky. If you want esports to get bigger it must but be skill based maybe you should go play poker. That game has skill and luck (like warcraft 3 rofl). I don't like feeling lucky, i like feeling elite. Look man, I'll be honest. Not everything is easy to learn. On a personal note i was born dyslexic and i see many letters backwards. I just misspell often (thank you spellchecker^^). Normally i don't proff read my posts because we have so many people who use english as their second langauge they have crappy spelling to. So many times i wouldn't bother to spell check my posts. If you check other posts by me on this thread, you'll see that there are several words periodically misspelled. But god damnit! I still taught myself how to read. Now i read fucking books all the time. I just had to teach myself different methods of reading that suited my eyes. I love reading philosophy the most. I think i've explained the metaphysics of starcraft enough here. And my philosophies > yours. But just like i was dyslexic with reading, YOU are dyslexic with starcraft. YOU have failed to see how the game is played and YOU can't read starcraft very well at all. Perhaps all people are disabled in one way or another. What's important is that you overcome whatever was disabling you, not bitch about how some people have an easyer time than you. Stop crying about how you don't want to use the keyboard. If you don't like it why don't you go pick up another newbie RTS game where keyboards. I Don't know what starcraft 2 is like, new features are fine! I just don't want blizzard to screw this up and avoid using the tool that was used to make the game so perfect. Also, i apologize for my rudeness and profanity earlier. But newbies like you make me so mad because your not taking the time to learn the game yourself. I'm also not talking shit on Blizzard because i want to PLAY this game first before i conclude anything. Until then I'm going to attack what i see about the interface, because that's all i have to do. Look at your keyboard and start to practice your instrument so that at your next concert or performance (or money tournament) you could awe your audience and bring joy to your fans. You wont have any fans if you've never played you instrument before before. I'm 5 minutes over on my lunch break. gota go. | ||
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NokCha
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MyLovelyLurker
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GrandInquisitor
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and wtf i never saw this topic before. i definitely lolled a lot =D | ||
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ilovezil
United States4143 Posts
On May 25 2007 15:46 GrandInquisitor wrote: wtf mylosttemple and wtf i never saw this topic before. i definitely lolled a lot =D HOW THE HELL DID YOU MISS THIS TOPIC ALL ALONG?!?!?! | ||
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Vin{MBL}
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much love  i get to be a zealot in your comic !!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D | ||
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NokCha
Korea (South)410 Posts
Sorry for not updating for quite some time~ I've been busy with life in general and not to mention college~ Anyhoo~ Not sure if people still enjoy my comics so i put some time to the side to give the still-faithful fans 2 new additions to my plethora of crappy drawings ;D Enjoy~ | ||
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ilovezil
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Zealot Leg Upgrade!! Hahahaha, nice ones. | ||
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