Anyways since people enjoyed the first couple lessons i've decided to make it more of a hobby
Can you guys believe i've drawn almost 70 drawings ?!?!? I thank all the people who still read my drawings T_T
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***UPDATE*** Yea~ I don't update this very often but i do it for kicks and giggles so hopefully theres a few people out there who still enjoy my crude comics haha
I just realized one of my comics showing had an attacking overlord and overseer came into mind. I wonder which came first. :3
Rehosted!
If you can't see the images clearly just right click the image and click "View Image" ^_^
1 New Lesson! Lesson 66!! (05/26/10)
Lesson 66-Mind Games
Lesson 65-Whenever i see collosuses i think of the invisible rope prank haha
Lesson 64-lol iono
Lesson 63-Place your mines where EVERYONE is bound to go.
Lesson 62-The true meaning to "My Life For Aiur!".
Lesson 61-Women are confusing.
Lesson 60-I've been watching Jerry Springer
Lesson 59-Women are confusing
Lesson 58-2 Make One
Lesson 57-Turrets have actual people :[
Lesson 56-Don't be Oblivious!
Lesson 55-Friends over video games ok?
Lesson 54-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Lesson 53-Making friends is hard =/
Lesson 52-I know this joke is old but hey..it made me giggle when i thought of it.
Lesson 51-You can depend on a StarCraft Announcer to overexaggerate ANYTHING.
Lesson 50-A StarCraft Announcer's life is ALWAYS exciting.
Lesson 49-SKT1's Fitness Program
Lesson 48-Bisu's Secret to his Bee Suit Strategy
Lesson 47-JulyZerg- The GOD OF WARdrobe destruction.
Lesson 46-Not even a immortal can withstand a good nut busting. >:3
Lesson 45-Zealot has a new ability that lets them quickly close range enemies o_O!
Lesson 44-If something is too good to be true...its gotta be a hallucination.
Lesson 43-Come buy your needs at your local ebay!
Lesson 42-Don't chew bubblegum when your flying a dropship carrying 8 lives.
Lesson 41-I don't give a flying shuttle that you are PGT A+
Lesson 40-Don't 10/9 Drone...Its illegal to smuggle
Lesson 39-2nd way to beat a unfair fight(3v1 in this case)
Lesson 38-1st way to beat a unfair fight(2v1 in this case)
Lesson 37-Quick Comic, but somewhat entertaining. ^^
Lesson 36-Dradumbass can't play DDR
Lesson 35-Stay in school or become a zealot bomb
Lesson 34- High Templars go through rejection too often...
Lesson 33-Pranks can be pretty harmful
Lesson 32-Don't meet chicks over the internet. Its just not safe.
Lesson 31-How to seperate joined twins the EASY way
Lesson 30-Hahaha racism in starcraft ;D jkjk
Lesson 29-This is how Shitlings are made
Lesson 28-Ever watch the movie 300?
Lesson 27-Firebats like to get high
Lesson 26-Language barrier in starcraft broodwar
Lesson 25-Stasis field a zealot on a ramp or narrow lane with a sign ;D
Lesson 24-Overlords CAN attack don't fuck with them >:o
Lesson 23-Don't you hate those lame commercials?
Lesson 22-This is what your idle observers are doing.
Lesson 21-Thank God we have Penguin Plugin ^_^
Lesson 20-Watch your fucking step
Lesson 19-Don't piss off infested terrans
Lesson 18-What would u do if u were labeled as a bomb?
Lesson 17-Mikey has a problem -_-...
Lesson 16-Which came first? The Nexus or Probe?
Lesson 15-SIZE DOESN'T MATTER, ITS HOW YOU USE IT THAT DOES MATTER
Lesson 14-Dark Templars use their cloak to do more than just killing...
Lesson 13-Don't be fucking greedy Learn to share
Lesson 12-Who says drinking is limited on the internet?
Lesson 11-I would hate "morphing" with another male too (who would control the penis?)
Lesson 10-Nobody likes allied mines
Lesson 9-Women always have some sort of defense mechanisms..
Lesson 8-Remember to have enough mana to escape with cloak just in case you get busted right before a nuking mission
Lesson 7-Dark Archons mind controls victims and rapes them
Lesson 6-Ever wonder why these two heros were always so close? *The cut off part says "After this incident the Protoss Council decided to neuter Fenix, making him reborn as a Dragoon...
Lesson5- Just speechless :X
Lesson4- Zealot uses his blades to cut his wrists to die and be reborn as a Dragoon
Lesson 3-Don't date medics... Too much drama and jealousy
Lesson 2-Please don't use medics as walls. Sure its pimp but medics have feelings too.. T_T
Lesson 1-Terran Marine mistakes his stimpack shots with his insulin shots and overdoses
Extraealot freaks out cuz 1 more mine will kill him (he has bandage from the 1st mine explosion)
Once again, great additions. A recommendation though: you start posting the comics in reverse chronological order. It's getting quite long to scroll down.
On March 08 2007 01:39 Blind wrote: Once again, great additions. A recommendation though: you start posting the comics in reverse chronological order. It's getting quite long to scroll down.
I was talking to nokcha on op TL-west and he told me he draws like 10 of them each time (or at least has that many ideas) then only draws 3 or so. He kept coming up with lame excuses like "some jokes are old" PFFFT. Get off your ass motherfucker and bloody make more drawings. Thats an order soldier!
j/k of course. Still very original and funny. Keep them coming, be it 3 at a time or more
I can't help but every single fucking time I see that dude posting, I crack a smile and almost burst out laughing. Is that only me or is he that endearing?
edit: oh, now I see through all that conspiracy. He is shamelessly abusing uber-cute gif-kittens to stifle all hate. Damn you, inventor of anime!
***UPDATE*** I've been pretty busy lately with school and shit
So excuse me if this update seemed a bit late.
If you can't see the images clearly just click them ^_^
kk since i won't be able to upload new comics for a week(spring break) I've decided to give you all 3 new FUN comics to enjoy over spring break! Enjoy! (if you like these comics PLEASE COMMENT THEM)
hahaha,, dragoon ddr... If you only knew all the atrocities I've witnessed in my schools bowling alley with the gaggle of asian kids swarming the ddr machine...
hahhaha nice ROFL the ebay one was a little lame but the others were GOLDEN! and yea i would like my name included in a comic plz my first name is Arvind
On May 08 2007 17:54 Vin{MBL} wrote: hahhaha nice ROFL the ebay one was a little lame but the others were GOLDEN! and yea i would like my name included in a comic plz my first name is Arvind
I disagree. True, it could have been better, but ebay had the right concept. Still put a smile on my face
Oh man... Now I'm mad. Zironic... Radagast... I wish i could use that new protoss blink ability to warp in front of your computer, punch you in the mouth for speaking such blasphemy, and then warp back into Denver and continue writing this post.
I can't do that. So I'll use my words to crush you. But first, watch this video. Watch it the whole way through.
I get the impression that you suck at chess. I bet you went crazy the first time you were checkmated in four moves because you didn't know to look at all those pieces on the board before moving again. The good chess player watches carefully, but he have vision of the whole map, he dosn't have to scout... Guess what! In chess your only allowed to play with one hand. In starcraft you play with both hands. You even use all your fingers to play. Five fingers on the keyboard (and don't even tell me you don't use your thumb, you use it on the right ctrl key to hotkey keys like 0 and 9, but i bet you were too stupid to take the keys off.) Five fingers to hold the mouse (use your thumb, pinky and ring finger to hold the mouse correctly during intense micro, use your other two fingers to click). If you don't like your player getting control of the center like terran does... don't give him the middle squares!
You know what else makes you newbie? You know how i know you've never played chess competitively? Becuase you didn't know the rules about touching the pieces or you would never have brought up this argument in the first place. In chess if you touch the wrong piece, you HAVE to move it. Those are the rules. If you touch your opponents piece you have to capture it (assuming this is possible, but even then it's still completely illegal to touch other pieces). Technically those two players in the video are microing their pieces. Watch the video again, they move their pieces so elegantly because they don't want to lose because of their own sloppy errors... micro. By the way, pausing is illegal in the Korean proleagues, just watch that video of nal ra getting disqualified. It's illegal because it's unfair to stop the game and think for more time then the rules would allow for. Don't worry, I'm not even finished destroying you yet.
hm... wow... those sure look similar. I wish Alexandra Kosteniuk was here so she could slam dunk you in a game of chess. There's more though. But it's based off of what your opponent is doing. First there was Chess, Now there is Starcraft. If you have a better method of understanding strategy games please tell me. Please stop crying about how hard the keyboard is to use. Kids like you were the ones i always wanted to play in tournaments first; kids like you are free wins. At every lan tournament i ever showed up at, i would watch all the other players hands. There was always a group of people not using their hands. They also always had a lot of money and cried about how the game is stupid because some people just get a whole bunch of units fast.
The problem is that these poor people were too stupid or lazy to learn how this game is meant to be played. They didn't win much. Serves them right. Strategy games have logical rules like i already said. Because logical concepts are built off math. Not off a bunch of fruity intangible concepts that can't be understood or explained. There has to something like this so the game itself doesnt become random like gambling. We don't want the winner of the game to be some doushebag who got lucky. If you want esports to get bigger it must but be skill based maybe you should go play poker. That game has skill and luck (like warcraft 3 rofl). I don't like feeling lucky, i like feeling elite.
Look man, I'll be honest. Not everything is easy to learn. On a personal note i was born dyslexic and i see many letters backwards. I just misspell often (thank you spellchecker^^). Normally i don't proff read my posts because we have so many people who use english as their second langauge they have crappy spelling to. So many times i wouldn't bother to spell check my posts. If you check other posts by me on this thread, you'll see that there are several words periodically misspelled. But god damnit! I still taught myself how to read. Now i read fucking books all the time. I just had to teach myself different methods of reading that suited my eyes. I love reading philosophy the most. I think i've explained the metaphysics of starcraft enough here. And my philosophies > yours.
But just like i was dyslexic with reading, YOU are dyslexic with starcraft. YOU have failed to see how the game is played and YOU can't read starcraft very well at all. Perhaps all people are disabled in one way or another. What's important is that you overcome whatever was disabling you, not bitch about how some people have an easyer time than you. Stop crying about how you don't want to use the keyboard. If you don't like it why don't you go pick up another newbie RTS game where keyboards. I Don't know what starcraft 2 is like, new features are fine! I just don't want blizzard to screw this up and avoid using the tool that was used to make the game so perfect.
Also, i apologize for my rudeness and profanity earlier. But newbies like you make me so mad because your not taking the time to learn the game yourself. I'm also not talking shit on Blizzard because i want to PLAY this game first before i conclude anything. Until then I'm going to attack what i see about the interface, because that's all i have to do. Look at your keyboard and start to practice your instrument so that at your next concert or performance (or money tournament) you could awe your audience and bring joy to your fans. You wont have any fans if you've never played you instrument before before.
Sorry for not updating for quite some time~ I've been busy with life in general and not to mention college~ Anyhoo~ Not sure if people still enjoy my comics so i put some time to the side to give the still-faithful fans 2 new additions to my plethora of crappy drawings ;D Enjoy~
good job i like ur style of drawing units. esp the drones and probes.. i'd like to see some more super units looking incredibly harmless (like the ultra)
lol your drawings are great, drawing is such a nice skill to have sometimes i wish i tried harder in my art classes when i was younger since everything i write now looks like shit
On January 25 2009 14:07 CharlieMurphy wrote: dude why don't you pick one of your best comics and redraw and color it nicely and submit it for the blizzard contest?
On April 01 2009 11:02 deathgod6 wrote: can we all take turns each month submitting these comics if she doesn't mind? :D Share the SC2 beta keys plz!!!
If you're referring to the OP as "she", it's actually a he :o