EPTSo far, I've covered:
Flash
Stork
Fantasy
Horang2
Nada
1a2a3a
Protoss Cheese...
Suggestions?
Protoss is Imbalanced Video (Help)
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Loser777
1931 Posts
So far, I've covered: Flash Stork Fantasy Horang2 Nada 1a2a3a Protoss Cheese... Suggestions? | ||
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saritenite
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motbob
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Toads
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FragKrag
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failing proxy gate but still coming out even | ||
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JohnColtrane
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Hyde
Australia14568 Posts
On August 04 2009 12:42 motbob wrote: dude, don't do it. Seriously. | ||
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JohnColtrane
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Artosis
United States2140 Posts
WHO MADE THIS GAME | ||
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Artosis
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Artosis
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b3h47pte
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Artosis
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Artosis
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saritenite
Singapore1680 Posts
Mind control. Talk about Reach being awesome though. Oh, mine drags and lot bombs | ||
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Fr33t
United States1128 Posts
On August 04 2009 12:59 b3h47pte wrote: wtf storm FUCK STORM | ||
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Artosis
United States2140 Posts
fml | ||
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Artosis
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
for inspiration maybe | ||
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FragKrag
United States11552 Posts
On August 04 2009 13:01 Artosis wrote: anyone else notice that if protoss goes 12 nex, and you rush it with scv/marine, protoss comes out ahead as long as they dont donkey off their probes? fml yeah it's so terrible. You take down their nexus and they still win the game -_- | ||
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Nevuk
United States16280 Posts
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ReCharge
Philippines505 Posts
But dude + Show Spoiler + Unless you're gonna make a T and Z imbalance too | ||
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Husky
United States3362 Posts
So... I cautiously support this. If its just poor quality I will be sad, but if its good enough to make people who actually take offense to the 'Protoss are OP' thing mad, then it will be win. I salute you. | ||
Smix
United States4549 Posts
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tobi9999
United States1966 Posts
SORRY I HAVE A SHUTTLE AND DTS CAN'T PUSH ME UNTIL YOU GET GOLIATHS AND SCIENCE VESSELS. LOL SORRY YOUR PUSH IS TOO LATE I HAVE 12 BASES AND 50 GATEWAYS. SORRY YOU HAVE TO MANUALLY POSITION ALL YOUR TANKS APART FROM EACH OTHER OR THEY'LL GET RAPED BY STORM. LOL SORRY NOT GONNA ENGAGE YOUR PUSH, GONNA KILL YOUR BASE WITH RECALL INSTEAD. TRANSPORTING UNITS INSTANTLY ACROSS THEM MAP INTO THE TERRAN BASE, SO FAIR. LOL 1 CARRIERS CAN SNIPE YOUR CC AND BUILDINGS IN 2 SECONDS I CAN BUILD GATEWAYS INSIDE OF HIS BASE BECAUSE ZEALOTS ARE GOOD AND HE CANT BUILD BARRACKS INSIDE MY BASE BECAUSE MARINES ARE BAD. TERRAN SUX MY UNITS ARENT DUMB ENOUGH TO ATTACK EACH OTHER. I START OUT WITH AN ADVANTAGE AGAINST TERRAN SO EVEN IF I FAIL PROXY GATES I'M NOT BEHIND AT ALL. LOL WITH 75 ENERGY ON A TEMPLAR I CAN DECIMATE A WHOLE ZERG ARMY. DTS are so good that they win MSLs against 80% ZvP monsters when equipped with Corsairs | ||
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Artosis
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Jonoman92
United States9104 Posts
On August 04 2009 13:03 alffla wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oRsV5u5fKc for inspiration maybe That was funny. The T bashing at the end made me laugh. Btw: Don't make this video, it isn't protoss players' fault that people who play T and Z are simply worse at sc. | ||
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Loser777
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Believe me, if any other race got bashed as much for being imba, I would make that instead of toss... I'll see how this goes first. After making so many Hitler subs, I've kind of developed a "template" in aegisub, so it won't take long to churn out later iterations. | ||
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caldo149
United States469 Posts
Both Zealots and Dragoons start out with 1 armor...how imba is that!? Arrrrrbiters too...wtf. All your units essentially become DTs, and then there's recall so now you can teleport DTs anywhere you want. psionic storm...soooo imba. nuff said. | ||
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tobi9999
United States1966 Posts
On August 04 2009 13:01 Artosis wrote: how about this retard called the rock? worst player in history of sc yet makes countless star leagues on the back of this carrier unit, a unit with EIGHT REBUILDABLE UNITS INSIDE OF IT ROFL How about Stork, he's not bad at PvZ because he sucks. He's bad at PvZ because the reavers and carriers that got his PvT so good don't work as well PvZ. Who's this horang2 guy? if not for DTs he would be a D- nooby. Tempest!, he knows that all Terrans are better players than him so he builds 2 gateways in the middle of the map and wins. | ||
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Artosis
United States2140 Posts
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doktorLucifer
United States855 Posts
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tobi9999
United States1966 Posts
but instead of a wand they use a shuttle with 2 HTs in it and instead of making rabbits appear, they make your economy and army disappear. | ||
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Dazed.
Canada3301 Posts
On August 04 2009 12:42 motbob wrote: Yeah. Its a cleche, and is therefore not funny- except for the intellectually diminutive. Though, the hitler thing has become a meme and thus is devoid of humour in and of itself as well...dude, don't do it. Seriously. | ||
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mcgriddle
United States253 Posts
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251
United States1401 Posts
but seriously yo fuck dts I mean really  | ||
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Saracen
United States5139 Posts
And I don't play Protoss. | ||
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icystorage
Jollibee19350 Posts
toss is so imba that they can proxy gate,stargate,robo,citadel,templararchives,nexus,shieldbattery toss is so imba that they can steal your gas toss is so imba that you have to wall in to stand a chance toss is so imba that they warp a pylon on your minerals, beside your fact and wall their expos toss is so imba that they win the game once they have 2 carriers and more toss is so imba that your tank cant even win against a zealot, vulture against a goon and marines against dt and many more... | ||
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604dreaM
Canada6 Posts
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thoraxe
United States1449 Posts
On August 04 2009 12:59 Artosis wrote: PROBES CAN MAKE 10 PYLONS AT ONCE LOL MY SCVS MAKE THESE HUGE DEPOTS THEY DANCE AROUND ONE AT A DAMN TIME DRONES DIE WHEN YOU TRY TO MAKE A DAMN BUILDING | ||
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icystorage
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A3iL3r0n
United States2196 Posts
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SkY)CosMoS
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Mortality
United States4790 Posts
(Think Bisu build.) | ||
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Camlito
Australia4040 Posts
On August 04 2009 13:20 Jonoman92 wrote: That was funny. The T bashing at the end made me laugh. Btw: Don't make this video, it isn't protoss players' fault that people who play T and Z are simply worse at sc. LOOOOOOOOOL. Actually i can't laugh at you now, i'm on your LKL team  . | ||
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Deleted User 31060
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On August 04 2009 12:58 Artosis wrote: dts in a FUCKING SHUTTLE WHO MADE THIS GAME I love you artosis. | ||
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geegee1
United States618 Posts
man it takes a long while that they actually patch SUPER REAVERS IN SHUTTLES where shuttles shoots scarbs when it wasnt patched. zealots like are so powerful and i mean NOONE can stop a 2 gate as terran when u dont wall or their build in. and if it even fails PROTOSS are still in the game and when we BBS? what kind of crap is that man seriously we need to build a bunker and we cant even afford a extra scv because we bbs. man vultures and tanks vs zlots and goons? we cant even go bcs because goons can attack air and wait PROTOSS CAN GO CARRIERS AND SCOUTS? oh man i get rolled | ||
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
On August 04 2009 13:26 Artosis wrote: noshit srsly. gates in middle of map best way to make up for being a fvckin retard yeah and it's referred to as "strategic play" | ||
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ejac
United States1195 Posts
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Sadistx
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DoX.)
Singapore6164 Posts
word. Protoss is imba coz no matter what funny shit they do in early game always gets them ahead or even at worse going into mid game | ||
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Camlito
Australia4040 Posts
On August 04 2009 16:23 ejac wrote: The fact that there is only 1 protoss in the msl, osl should say something about how they're imbalanced. We don't always mean right at the top of progaming. | ||
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Probe.
United States877 Posts
zealot is so shitty it loses to 4 lings unless it has attack upgrade. And lings with crack kill nexus's faster than i can build pylons with a probe. It literally only takes like 6 lings to kill a nexus in 4 seconds. 1 vulture is as good as 3 dragoons and only cost 75 FUCKING MINERAL. SERIOUSLY 3 SPIDER MINES AND A VULTURE FOR ONLY 75 MINERAL. siege tanks does 75 damage when fully upgraded. IRRADIATE ONLY COST 75 FOR 1 FREE LURKER OR DEFILER KILL cannon only does 20 damage and is so shitty. SUNKEN COLONY DOES 40 DAMAGE AND ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BREAK SUNK/SPORE/LURKS Thank god for high templar or protoss wouldn't exist and yet they are so fucking slow they always get emp or sniped by vultures or muta. templar might as well cost 250 mineral because shuttle is neccessary for them vs terran. ZERG GETS A CLOUD WHICH ONLY ITS UNITS RAPE ANYTHING UNDER IT. AND THEY CAN MAKE UNLIMITED CLOUDS / SPIT BLOOD ON YOU. SERIOUSLY IMAGINE HIGH TEMPLAR OR VESSEL WITH CONSUME WHAT AN OVERPOWERED MOVE. PROBES DIE IN 2 HITS TO VULTURES BUT DRONES WITH THE SAME AMOUNT OF HP TAKE 3 HITS WTF?!?! and last but not least TERRAN BULDINGS CAN FLY. THEY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME WHEN THEY GO IN AND OUT OF THE SHADOWS NEXT TO MY BASE. | ||
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Failsafe
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KinosJourney2
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On August 04 2009 14:02 251 wrote: I think its funny some Protosses like literally get offended by this shit. "Dude don't do it." It's all in good fun. I mean 1a2a3a is a bannable offense on TL here now IIRC? Yes, it did get really old, but if you get in trouble on here for making this video, people have some serious issues to work out. Everyone knows (at least they should know by now) starcraft is balanced. plus its in the blog section but seriously yo fuck dts I mean really Haha, yeah. I got temp banned for days for posting my smexy 1a2a3a GIF pic in a protoss help thread | ||
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3clipse
Canada2555 Posts
On August 04 2009 16:55 Probe. wrote: and last but not least TERRAN BULDINGS CAN FLY. THEY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME WHEN THEY GO IN AND OUT OF THE SHADOWS NEXT TO MY BASE. Glad I'm not the only one. Hold me... | ||
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
Cite some instances during the Horang2 vs Nada game on HBR. | ||
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o3.power91
Bahrain5288 Posts
On August 04 2009 17:03 Failsafe wrote: lol protoss imbalanced its way right out of every league they imbalanced their way out of the Power Rank and Kespa top 30 too | ||
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Deleted User 31060
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On August 04 2009 16:55 Probe. wrote: I MUST RESTORE BALANCE TO THE FORCE. zealot is so shitty it loses to 4 lings unless it has attack upgrade. And lings with crack kill nexus's faster than i can build pylons with a probe. It literally only takes like 6 lings to kill a nexus in 4 seconds. 1 vulture is as good as 3 dragoons and only cost 75 FUCKING MINERAL. SERIOUSLY 3 SPIDER MINES AND A VULTURE FOR ONLY 75 MINERAL. siege tanks does 75 damage when fully upgraded. IRRADIATE ONLY COST 75 FOR 1 FREE LURKER OR DEFILER KILL cannon only does 20 damage and is so shitty. SUNKEN COLONY DOES 40 DAMAGE AND ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BREAK SUNK/SPORE/LURKS Thank god for high templar or protoss wouldn't exist and yet they are so fucking slow they always get emp or sniped by vultures or muta. templar might as well cost 250 mineral because shuttle is neccessary for them vs terran. ZERG GETS A CLOUD WHICH ONLY ITS UNITS RAPE ANYTHING UNDER IT. AND THEY CAN MAKE UNLIMITED CLOUDS / SPIT BLOOD ON YOU. SERIOUSLY IMAGINE HIGH TEMPLAR OR VESSEL WITH CONSUME WHAT AN OVERPOWERED MOVE. PROBES DIE IN 2 HITS TO VULTURES BUT DRONES WITH THE SAME AMOUNT OF HP TAKE 3 HITS WTF?!?! and last but not least TERRAN BULDINGS CAN FLY. THEY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME WHEN THEY GO IN AND OUT OF THE SHADOWS NEXT TO MY BASE. lol have you ever tried microing marines against zealots? It's hard right? now have you tried to do that WHILE BUILDING SHIT IN YOUR BASE??? THE PROTOSS CAN JUST 1A AND GO BACK TO HIS BASE WHILE YOU HAVE TO BABYSIT YOUR MARINES TO MAKE SURE THEY DON'T DIE WHILE UR TRYING TO BUILD DEPOTS AND CRAP AND THEN YOUR SCVS COMPLAIN THAT THEIR WORK AREA IS BLOCKED AND SIT AROUND LIKE LAZY BUMS 1 vulture as good as 3 dragoons? lol, there are so many problems with this statement I don't even know where to begin at least cannons can attack ground, terran have no static ground defense, so it's impossible to defend island expos how about templar drops? BAM ALL UR WORKERS ARE DEAD even if you try to pull them. At least with reavers it's possible to run your workers how many units do terran have that attack under dark swarm? How many of them are actually useful? Compare that to zealots + archons+ reavers + storm dts kill drones in 1 hit wtf? plus they're invisible wtf how often is the floating mechanic used in games other than expanding because terran is too weak to defend its expansion until it has at least 2 tanks? EDIT: AND UR NAME OMG I HATE PROBES | ||
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jhNz
Germany2762 Posts
...after morphing into a sunken swarm is much more imbalanced than the whole protoss race! | ||
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BookTwo
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GoAudio
Sweden400 Posts
edit: get better and bash maybe instead of flaming about it | ||
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iamho
United States3347 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
reason#1, they build and run. #2, they can stack and rape lings and are a huge threat to even 8 lings if you have a standard 15-20 of them at your main. #3, they can move so fast that zerg even has trouble surrounding one with ling speed upgrade. #4, they can build shit anywhere on the map with a simple pylon #5, they can manner up your minerals,gas, or expo and then even cancel it before it's done with no risk to the probe. #6, unit AI won't attack them if there are other attack units around. 1 zealot or 1 canon, and some buildings, with 4-6 probes and its a solid de. #7, they create all the other protoss shit, don't even need to get into all that imbalanced crap. | ||
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icystorage
Jollibee19350 Posts
On August 04 2009 21:46 CharlieMurphy wrote: probe is the most imbalanced unit in the game. reason#1, they build and run. #2, they can stack and rape lings and are a huge threat to even 8 lings if you have a standard 15-20 of them at your main. #3, they can move so fast that zerg even has trouble surrounding one with ling speed upgrade. #4, they can build shit anywhere on the map with a simple pylon #5, they can manner up your minerals,gas, or expo and then even cancel it before it's done with no risk to the probe. #6, unit AI won't attack them if there are other attack units around. 1 zealot or 1 canon, and some buildings, with 4-6 probes and its a solid de. #7, they create all the other protoss shit, don't even need to get into all that imbalanced crap. +1 | ||
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levelzx
Poland174 Posts
I MUST RESTORE BALANCE TO THE FORCE. zealot is so shitty it loses to 4 lings unless it has attack upgrade. And lings with crack kill nexus's faster than i can build pylons with a probe. It literally only takes like 6 lings to kill a nexus in 4 seconds. 1 vulture is as good as 3 dragoons and only cost 75 FUCKING MINERAL. SERIOUSLY 3 SPIDER MINES AND A VULTURE FOR ONLY 75 MINERAL. siege tanks does 75 damage when fully upgraded. IRRADIATE ONLY COST 75 FOR 1 FREE LURKER OR DEFILER KILL cannon only does 20 damage and is so shitty. SUNKEN COLONY DOES 40 DAMAGE AND ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO BREAK SUNK/SPORE/LURKS Thank god for high templar or protoss wouldn't exist and yet they are so fucking slow they always get emp or sniped by vultures or muta. templar might as well cost 250 mineral because shuttle is neccessary for them vs terran. ZERG GETS A CLOUD WHICH ONLY ITS UNITS RAPE ANYTHING UNDER IT. AND THEY CAN MAKE UNLIMITED CLOUDS / SPIT BLOOD ON YOU. SERIOUSLY IMAGINE HIGH TEMPLAR OR VESSEL WITH CONSUME WHAT AN OVERPOWERED MOVE. PROBES DIE IN 2 HITS TO VULTURES BUT DRONES WITH THE SAME AMOUNT OF HP TAKE 3 HITS WTF?!?! and last but not least TERRAN BULDINGS CAN FLY. THEY SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME WHEN THEY GO IN AND OUT OF THE SHADOWS NEXT TO MY BASE. I must correct your statement, Sir. Zealot = 100 minerals, 4 Lings = 100 minerals, it's absolutely fair that 4Lings > Zealot when your opponent outmicroes you by surrounding. But you can micro too. Crackling upgrade reqiures Hive so it's more than enough time to prepare for it. 1 Vult>3 Goons? Actually, 3 Goons is enough to remove any number of mines (sapper micro), unless they are placed extremely close to each other (which is a huge expense for Terrans as mines often kill each other). And Vult itself sucks vs Goons. Siege Tank with full ups = 85 (not 75) DMG. But it's sieging animation lasts hours and it has that damn deadzone around it. Irradiate > Defilers & Lurkers; 2 Scourges > Vessel; Plague+ 1 Muta >>> 100 Vessels Sunken does 20 damage as well, it does 40 DMG to buildings. ONLY. Templars can smash thousands of workers and can be turned into Archons anytime. Defilers are powerful, but they are the only reasonable casters for Zerg and still cost 150 Gas. Actually they are slow, fragile and DON'T KILL ANYTHING, while Vessels and Templars do. Sure, Probes are weak, but they are also small and reliable at micro, so you can do decent scout and worker harasses with 'em. And trust me, Carriers flying over my base are much more frightening than buildings flying over yours. | ||
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SoulMarine
United States586 Posts
On August 04 2009 12:59 sArite_nite wrote: Observers maphack. Mind control. Talk about Reach being awesome though. Oh, mine drags and lot bombs c-c-c-combo breaker. | ||
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Ranix
United States666 Posts
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koreasilver
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Harem
United States11393 Posts
On August 04 2009 23:09 koreasilver wrote: Fuck Terrans. ZvT used to be so cool too. -_- | ||
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
??? it does 40 to big units | ||
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dhe95
United States1213 Posts
But the fact Zerg has plaguuu... | ||
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Itachii
Poland12466 Posts
KEY IS TO DIFFER THEM FROM EACH OTHER | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
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Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
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OneOther
United States10774 Posts
defilers imba ultras imba lurkers imba tanks imba terran metal upgrade imba vessels imba mutas imba cracklings imba goliaths imba | ||
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arcology
United States92 Posts
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Probe.
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Edit: protoss is so overpowered my probe just transformed into a zealot!!! | ||
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