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Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-04 03:37:26
August 04 2009 03:33 GMT
#1
I'm currently doing ANOTHER Hitler sub, this time with Hitler complaining about Protoss imbalance. I'm indifferent to the situation myself, so I'm having a hard time coming up with jokes/cliches I can use for this.
So far, I've covered:
Flash
Stork
Fantasy
Horang2
Nada
1a2a3a
Protoss Cheese...
Suggestions?

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saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
August 04 2009 03:38 GMT
#2
Storms, Reavers, Zealot tier one unit imba, recalls, stasis, probe harass, gas steal, cannon rush, Carriers, DTs.
motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
August 04 2009 03:42 GMT
#3
dude, don't do it. Seriously.
ModeratorGood content always wins.
Toads
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
Canada1795 Posts
August 04 2009 03:43 GMT
#4
gogogo
(。◕ ω ◕。) Beer Time !!!! (。◕ ω ◕。)
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-08-04 03:44:42
August 04 2009 03:44 GMT
#5
do it.

failing proxy gate but still coming out even
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 04 2009 03:49 GMT
#6
dt (always cloaked, imba)
HEY MEYT
Hyde
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia14568 Posts
August 04 2009 03:49 GMT
#7
On August 04 2009 12:42 motbob wrote:
dude, don't do it. Seriously.

Because when you left, Brood War was all spotlights and titans. Now, with the death of the big leagues, Brood War has moved to the basements and carparks. Now, Brood War is unlicensed brawls, lost teeth, and bloody fights for fistfulls of money - SirJolt
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 04 2009 03:57 GMT
#8
lol the video was great
HEY MEYT
Artosis *
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States2140 Posts
August 04 2009 03:58 GMT
#9
dts in a FUCKING SHUTTLE

WHO MADE THIS GAME
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/Artosis
Artosis *
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States2140 Posts
August 04 2009 03:58 GMT
#10
PROBES ARE TOO FAST THE ACCELRATE SO FAST + HEAL AUTOMATICALLY + HAVE RANGE WHY??
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/Artosis
Artosis *
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States2140 Posts
August 04 2009 03:59 GMT
#11
PROBES CAN MAKE 10 PYLONS AT ONCE LOL MY SCVS MAKE THESE HUGE DEPOTS THEY DANCE AROUND ONE AT A DAMN TIME
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/Artosis
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
August 04 2009 03:59 GMT
#12
wtf storm
Artosis *
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States2140 Posts
August 04 2009 03:59 GMT
#13
CARRIERS ARE PRETTY GOOD @ SC
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/Artosis
Artosis *
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States2140 Posts
August 04 2009 03:59 GMT
#14
STASIS IS KINDA FAIR BTW, DONT FORGET THAT. ONLY FREEZES UR UNITS FOR GODDAMN EVER. WISH THEY WOULD DIE INSTEAD SO I COULD ACTUALLY HAVE A GODDAMN ARMY LATE GAME.
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/Artosis
saritenite
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Singapore1680 Posts
August 04 2009 03:59 GMT
#15
Observers maphack.
Mind control.

Talk about Reach being awesome though.
Oh, mine drags and lot bombs
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
August 04 2009 04:00 GMT
#16
On August 04 2009 12:59 b3h47pte wrote:
wtf storm

FUCK STORM
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
Artosis *
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States2140 Posts
August 04 2009 04:01 GMT
#17
anyone else notice that if protoss goes 12 nex, and you rush it with scv/marine, protoss comes out ahead as long as they dont donkey off their probes?

fml
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/Artosis
Artosis *
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States2140 Posts
August 04 2009 04:01 GMT
#18
how about this retard called the rock? worst player in history of sc yet makes countless star leagues on the back of this carrier unit, a unit with EIGHT REBUILDABLE UNITS INSIDE OF IT
Commentatorhttp://twitter.com/Artosis
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 04 2009 04:03 GMT
#19


for inspiration maybe
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
August 04 2009 04:03 GMT
#20
On August 04 2009 13:01 Artosis wrote:
anyone else notice that if protoss goes 12 nex, and you rush it with scv/marine, protoss comes out ahead as long as they dont donkey off their probes?

fml


yeah it's so terrible. You take down their nexus and they still win the game -_-
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
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