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Funny chess game (kinda rush) ^^

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Rus_Brain
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Russian Federation1894 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 01:13:15
May 14 2009 00:58 GMT
#1
My opponent misstaken a bit

http://www.instantchess.com/?EXP=1&GPI=95076859&EC=3&UPC=687474703a2f2f7777772e696e7374616e7463686573732e636f6d2f3f44617465313d33393934302644617465323d33393934372645433d33264558503d312646696e64506c3d527573253546427261696e2652543d32265254323d31265355483d312644617465313d33393934302645433d332646696e64506c3d5275735f427261696e265254323d31265355483d31#2

*
patyrykin.net
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 14 2009 01:03 GMT
#2
Ha! are you playing the second game as we speak?
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 01:06:46
May 14 2009 01:03 GMT
#3
that is so cool

By the way, if the first game was a rush, it was a retarded rush, no offense. It was like a two-zealot rush against a wall-in or something. I mean what was that Knight planning to do? Then of course he decided to lift the barracks just as your archon arrived...
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
xJacky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
China375 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 01:05:14
May 14 2009 01:04 GMT
#4
cheese*?

nvm. i thought those were links to replays ._.
Love was supposed to be something women chased, not men. - Neil Strauss
Rus_Brain
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Russian Federation1894 Posts
May 14 2009 01:08 GMT
#5
On May 14 2009 10:03 qrs wrote:
Ha! are you playing the second game as we speak?

No, that's the last game. I have to work now
total score is 2.5 : 1.5 btw
patyrykin.net
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 14 2009 01:11 GMT
#6
the second link went to a live game
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
Rus_Brain
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Russian Federation1894 Posts
May 14 2009 01:13 GMT
#7
On May 14 2009 10:11 qrs wrote:
the second link went to a live game

oh.. sorry y0
patyrykin.net
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 14 2009 01:13 GMT
#8
anyone want to play right now?
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
Pepsicolaone
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States967 Posts
May 14 2009 01:14 GMT
#9
im watching the the live game for about 5minutes now. i dont even know how to play chess but it looks so interesting.
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equal.
Incognitodies
Profile Joined April 2008
United Kingdom184 Posts
May 14 2009 01:22 GMT
#10
On May 14 2009 10:13 qrs wrote:
anyone want to play right now?

Sure, dunno exactly how instantchess.com works though
Rus_Brain
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Russian Federation1894 Posts
May 14 2009 01:32 GMT
#11
:D
A guy from reps.ru said this map is imba - blacks always pwnz xD
patyrykin.net
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 14 2009 01:41 GMT
#12
On May 14 2009 10:22 Incognitodies wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2009 10:13 qrs wrote:
anyone want to play right now?

Sure, dunno exactly how instantchess.com works though

you're probably not around anymore, but if you are, just go there and put in your name. Then we can start a game.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
Incognitodies
Profile Joined April 2008
United Kingdom184 Posts
May 14 2009 01:42 GMT
#13
I'm searching for 'qrs'
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 14 2009 01:44 GMT
#14
I'm in.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
May 14 2009 02:01 GMT
#15
YES. I fucking love instantchess. I'm shit at chess, though.

Also, PGN of his game for the lazy:

[White "Hard2Crack"]
[Black "Rus_Brain"]
[Event "InstantChess"]
[WhiteElo "1838"]
[BlackElo "1997"]
[Result "0-1"]
[ICCause "0"]
[ICEcause "1"]

1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 e6 3.a3 Ne4 4.g3 d5 5.f3 Nd6 6.cxd5 exd5 7.Nc3 Nf5 8.g4 Qh4+ 9.Kd2 Nxd4 10.Nxd5 Qg5+ 11.Ne3 Qa5+ 12.Kd3 Be6 13.Kxd4 Nc6+ 14.Ke4 f5+ 15.gxf5 Qe5+ 16.Kd3 Bxf5+ 17.Nxf5 Rd8+ 18.Kc2 Qc5+ 19.Kb1 Rxd1 20.Ka2 Rxf1 21.Be3 Qc4+ 0-1
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 14 2009 02:07 GMT
#16
Unfortunately, whoever put the list of phrases in the chat menu forgot to put anything useful there, like, "Aha! The tables are turning, friend."
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 14 2009 02:08 GMT
#17
or "Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you galoot!"
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
May 14 2009 02:08 GMT
#18
Ouch. Moved his f and g pawn in the opening. After 11. Ne3, rybka's evaluation drops to -4.
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 14 2009 02:09 GMT
#19
All they have are simple phrases that have to be used as double entendres. For instance, "Good move," for when your opponent makes a particularly bad one, or "How are you?" if you obtain an advantage and wish to rub it in.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
May 14 2009 02:10 GMT
#20
On May 14 2009 11:07 qrs wrote:
Unfortunately, whoever put the list of phrases in the chat menu forgot to put anything useful there, like, "Aha! The tables are turning, friend."


If you pay for a membership, you get to talk. It's fun to play free-play players and taunt talk to them.
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 14 2009 02:10 GMT
#21
GG, Incognitodies. You were winning for most of it.

I was looking for a link to the replay, but I guess only paying members can do that.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
Incognitodies
Profile Joined April 2008
United Kingdom184 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 02:23:34
May 14 2009 02:12 GMT
#22
gg... yah I threw it away pretty comprehensively =(

Well actually my play was a bit suspect throughout, I didn't really have a plan I just made moves and hoped really... ended up turning out ok but I didn't exactly pressure your opening to say the least.
miseiler
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 02:15:01
May 14 2009 02:14 GMT
#23
On May 14 2009 11:10 qrs wrote:
GG, Incognitodies. You were winning for most of it.

I was looking for a link to the replay, but I guess only paying members can do that.


You can replay without paying, and also analyse the games using crafty. Click on "Analyze" or just view the PGN clicking on "Game." You just have to do it before you start a new game.

Beware it's an old crafty engine and they don't let it look beyond depth 7 or something, so it's often wrong.
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
May 14 2009 02:25 GMT
#24
That was a nice game. :D
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-14 02:35:38
May 14 2009 02:32 GMT
#25
On May 14 2009 11:14 miseiler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2009 11:10 qrs wrote:
GG, Incognitodies. You were winning for most of it.

I was looking for a link to the replay, but I guess only paying members can do that.


You can replay without paying, and also analyse the games using crafty. Click on "Analyze" or just view the PGN clicking on "Game." You just have to do it before you start a new game.

No, I was looking for a way to post a link to the replay like Rus_Brain did. Oh, well, couldn't find one, but at least the replay files for the game of chess are fairly small. This was the game in text form (the Elos are estimates).
[White "Incognitodies"]
[Black "qrs"]
[Event "InstantChess"]
[Result "0-1"]
[WhiteElo "2785"]
[BlackElo "2690"]

1.c4 c5 2.g3 h5 3.h4 Nf6 4.Bg2 e6 5.Nf3 Nc6 6.Nc3 d5 7.cxd5 exd5 8.d3 Qc7 9.O-O Be6 10.Ng5 Bd6 11.Nb5 Qd7 12.Nxd6+ Qxd6 13.Bf4 Qd7 14.Rc1 b6 15.a3 Rc8 16.Qa4 Ng4 17.b4 Nce5 18.Qxd7+ Nxd7 19.bxc5 Rxc5 20.Rxc5 Nxc5 21.Bb8 a6 22.Rb1 b5 23.Rc1 Ke7 24.Rxc5 Rxb8 25.Bxd5 Bxd5 26.Rxd5 Rc8 27.Ne4 Rc2 28.Rxh5 Rxe2 29.Rc5 Ra2 30.Rc7+ Ke6 31.Rc6+ Kd5 32.Rxa6 Ra1+ 33.Kg2 f5 34.Nc3+ Kd4 35.Nxb5+ Kxd3 36.Rc6 Ra2 37.Rc3+ Ke4 38.Nd6+ Ke5 39.Nxf5 Rxf2+ 40.Kh3 Kxf5 0-1
On May 14 2009 11:12 Incognitodies wrote:
gg... yah I threw it away pretty comprehensively =(

Well actually my play was a bit suspect throughout, I didn't really have a plan I just made moves and hoped really... ended up turning out ok but I didn't exactly pressure your opening to say the least.

It's the opposite, I think: you chose the opening (as White) and I failed dismally to pressure it in any way shape or form. I don't see the English opening too often. Obviously it was a pretty stupid strategic decision to make my first two moves c5 and h5, opening me up on both flanks (one would have been OK), but like you, I was just playing one move at a time. The first move, I was like "ok, i can do that too", and the second move was you triggering a reflex.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
CynanMachae
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada1459 Posts
May 14 2009 05:45 GMT
#26
Lol @ the Elos

And yea moving h4/5 or a4/5 early in the opening like that isn't really a good idea
Jang Yoon Chul hwaiting!
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 14 2009 14:09 GMT
#27
On May 14 2009 14:45 CynanMachae wrote:
Lol @ the Elos

And yea moving h4/5 or a4/5 early in the opening like that isn't really a good idea

When I'm White, and Black's first move is g7, I often try to punish that with h4. Sure, it's aggressive, but it's not such a bad move IMO. As Black, and after I had played c5...yeah, bad idea.
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
CynanMachae
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Canada1459 Posts
May 15 2009 03:10 GMT
#28
Well the thing is that there isn't much to punish yet if he even hasnt casted yet.
Jang Yoon Chul hwaiting!
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
May 15 2009 03:59 GMT
#29
On May 15 2009 12:10 CynanMachae wrote:
Well the thing is that there isn't much to punish yet if he even hasnt casted yet.

true, but usually that's part of the setup he is trying to get
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
O-ops
Profile Joined February 2009
United States4236 Posts
May 16 2009 22:30 GMT
#30
I just took a look at the game. White's opening is sooooooooooooo bad it's not even funny. Seriously, what kind of noob play 5. f3 after 4. g3?

Other than that, funny game. I like the knight sac at d4.

LOL @ the elo.
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#31
im palying
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#32
On May 17 2009 07:42 travis wrote:
im palying
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I challenge you.
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