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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 01:14:27
February 07 2009 11:27 GMT
#1
http://spore3006.googlepages.com/LoLaura.wav

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haha
Just for reference, this is January 1st in the early morning I assume. I was passed out and have no clue why she is mad.


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HA HAA..... BITCH! What, you're not gunna answer my fukkin' phone call now? And uh, uhmm, I'm fuckkin' walkin' home , cause I'm clearlyrly fukkin' fine. An honestly you're fukkin' asshole Mike. So you can fukkin' take yer fukkin' cock an shove it up yer mouth.


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..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
JudgeMathis
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Cuba1286 Posts
February 07 2009 11:43 GMT
#2
rofl
Benching 225 is light weight. Soy Cubano y Boricua!
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
February 07 2009 11:47 GMT
#3
On February 07 2009 20:27 CharlieMurphy wrote:
http://spore3006.googlepages.com/LoLaura.wav

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haha
Just for reference, this is January 1st in the early morning I assume. I was passed out and have no clue why she is mad.

Haha, to be fair you probably are an asshole :D
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 07 2009 11:49 GMT
#4
That is fair.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-07 11:51:55
February 07 2009 11:50 GMT
#5
lol here is another old sound clip


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This was back in 2003. Paul was laying on my bed all sloppy, and I started putting dirty poker chips in or around his mouth.
Eventually Paul gets up and picks up a chair and threatens me, I grab a baseball bat to defend myself.

Ringo Laughs and gives us the 411. "Mike Ain't got no pennies"
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
renegade_zerg
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Korea (South)525 Posts
February 07 2009 12:33 GMT
#6
haha.... BITCH! and im walking home cus im clearly fuckin fine.

that voicemail is fuckin hilarious
Racenilatr
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2756 Posts
February 07 2009 12:45 GMT
#7
looool
Makhno
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Sweden585 Posts
February 07 2009 13:39 GMT
#8
On February 07 2009 20:50 CharlieMurphy wrote:
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lol here is another old sound clip
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmGE-xP9RDw

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This was back in 2003. Paul was laying on my bed all sloppy, and I started putting dirty poker chips in or around his mouth.
Eventually Paul gets up and picks up a chair and threatens me, I grab a baseball bat to defend myself.

Ringo Laughs and gives us the 411. "Mike Ain't got no pennies"


Haha that's hilarious. Put the bat down! noo, you put the chair down. Put the bat down!
"If I think, everything is lost"
merz
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Sweden2760 Posts
February 07 2009 16:54 GMT
#9
Fuck i cant listen to the voicemail, says bandwith limit reached or some shit :/
Winners never quit, quitters never win.
Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
February 07 2009 18:06 GMT
#10
is it really long? i cant listen to audio atm, would it be a pain to transcribe?
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-07 18:37:28
February 07 2009 18:37 GMT
#11
your not going out with wendy the retard are you?

Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
February 07 2009 19:01 GMT
#12
Your girlfriend sounds fat and ugly.

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LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 07 2009 23:59 GMT
#13
On February 08 2009 04:01 Chef wrote:
Your girlfriend sounds fat and ugly.

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Yea, I keep telling her that but she won't go away.

Its a free page from google, so I dunno the limit on the bandwidth.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
February 08 2009 00:02 GMT
#14
aww bandwidth used up
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-08 00:28:54
February 08 2009 00:26 GMT
#15
On February 08 2009 03:06 DukE wrote:
is it really long? i cant listen to audio atm, would it be a pain to transcribe?



HA HAA..... BITCH! What, you're not gunna answer my fukkin' phone call now? And uh, uhmm, I'm fuckkin' walkin' home , cause I'm clearlyrly fukkin' fine. An honestly you're fukkin' asshole Mike. So you can fukkin' take yer fukkin' cock an shove it up yer mouth.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
February 08 2009 02:43 GMT
#16
god damn asshole.
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
February 08 2009 18:25 GMT
#17
She was obviously sober.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
February 08 2009 19:05 GMT
#18
On February 08 2009 11:43 Raithed wrote:
god damn asshole.

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Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
February 08 2009 19:22 GMT
#19
she sounds emotionally hurt..
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 09 2009 00:31 GMT
#20
On February 09 2009 04:22 Physician wrote:
she sounds emotionally hurt..

I find that most women are emotionally tormented throughout their lives.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
February 09 2009 01:19 GMT
#21
what u do to her? she clearly doesn't mean what she is saying, she is kind of saying the opposite, she wants spore to luv her not make her suffer : ) -
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 09 2009 08:01 GMT
#22
lol
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
February 09 2009 08:04 GMT
#23
What did you do :/ Asshole.
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