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TheFlashyOne
Canada450 Posts
Private Message From: TL.net Bot Subject: You have been temp banned for 1 week. Date: 1/5/09 02:20 You have been temp banned for 1 week by vGl-CoW. Reason: yeah let's just post 1a2a3a4a every time a protoss player is even mentioned, it used to be hilarious and it still is Do not attempt to circumvent this ban by making a new account, or your ban duration will be increased.   | ||
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Railz
United States1449 Posts
Editted to save myself from irony. | ||
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TheFlashyOne
Canada450 Posts
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New Zealand6138 Posts
*definition of unfunny subject to change | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
and by general i don't mean general forums | ||
micronesia
United States24690 Posts
What is bad varies a bit from mod to mod. One liners are generally bad, but if they are really funny or make a good point you will often get away with them. Making a post for a meme and absolutely no other reason is generally bad unless you are on the forefront! Also, once a meme is dead, you can get banned without warning. | ||
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nAi.PrOtOsS
Canada784 Posts
whats a meme? | ||
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ish0wstopper
Korea (South)342 Posts
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b3h47pte
United States1317 Posts
Just keep posting and looking around and post on forums and you'll eventually get a feel for what's a good post and what's a bad post. It's all experience (and common sense) ;x | ||
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Dgtl
Canada889 Posts
On January 12 2009 13:24 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: I don't know but I am happy that you got banned for saying 1a2a3a4a it is such an ignorant comment. whats a meme? Its a popular saying on the internet. Generally annoying and often completely and utterly retarded saying or term. An example would be "I LEIK MUDKIPZ". Edit:Spelling | ||
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
Still your question is REALLY EASY TO ANSWER: - just BE POLITE, avoid one liners in one liner purge times - the usual always goes: avoid linking to sites with cheats, warez or illegal sites, don't smurf, don't have more than one account, don't spam - and YOU will (almost*) NEVER be banned. *there is a certain element of chaos in teamliquid no one is safe from lol.. | ||
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NeVeR
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Kuja900
United States3564 Posts
"What does this contribute to the topic" And youl be fine. | ||
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micronesia
United States24690 Posts
On January 12 2009 13:36 NeVeR wrote: Some of the moderators here really need to chill out. The things they ban people for... it's truly absurd. Disagree 100%. Put yourself in their shoes. It's pretty much impossible for them to avoid people saying what you just said without having the quality of the site end up degrading to utter crap. I think they could make minor adjustments, but it definitely isn't some incredibly ridiculous travesty of internet justice. | ||
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
On January 12 2009 13:27 ish0wstopper wrote: post alot. once you get a respectable amount of good posts, then u get more leeway that's not the point. Of course veteranship status has its pro's, but generally, when you're new just try to contribute. You can contribute in different way, posting helpful information, making good arguments in a disscusion topic, flaming with intelligence and grace, putting actually funny remarks, etc. Avoid bad posts such as memes and meaningless one-liners. Avoid trolling. You'll be safe | ||
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TheFlashyOne
Canada450 Posts
P.S. Sorry for this one-liner. | ||
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randombum
United States2378 Posts
Edit, Also, I'm pretty sure moderators at one point said 1a2a3a was over. Although getting banned for it may seem a bit harsh, it really never was a funny thing to begin with. | ||
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
On January 12 2009 13:34 Physician wrote: NEVER be banned One post later he is banned. I guess that would make me prescient or there is a | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
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DanceCommander
United States1808 Posts
On January 12 2009 13:38 Kuja900 wrote: Just ask yourself everytime before you hit post: "What does this contribute to the topic" And youl be fine. This. And if you're going to make a bad joke, MS some pictures to go with it, or something. The more effort you put into posts, the less you should worry about being in trouble with moderators (unless of course it interferes with the 10 commandments). | ||
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
like this :D | ||
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food
United States1951 Posts
On January 12 2009 13:49 Hypnosis wrote: OP: are you flashyfinancier? if so get the fuck out of here. Thank you. exactly i am shocked he was just "temp banned" kid needs a huge cock up his anus to straighten out his back, i dont think anything else helps he is top 10 bm piece of shit battle net ever had to offer, hilariously bad player too | ||
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Antipathy
United States222 Posts
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On January 12 2009 13:24 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: I don't know but I am happy that you got banned for saying 1a2a3a4a it is such an ignorant comment. whats a meme? its not ignorant, its just overused | ||
Manifesto7
Osaka27149 Posts
On January 12 2009 13:36 NeVeR wrote: Some of the moderators here really need to chill out. The things they ban people for... it's truly absurd. You have made almost 10 accounts now, and you keep coming back. Yeah, and I'm absurd. | ||
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hugitout
United States379 Posts
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
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GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
I say we bring back the good old days of random terror. No need to let novices know what good posting behaviour is. Let them keep their heads down and watch the forums a bit before they tentatively test the waters. When they are out of line, whether they know it or not, be gone with them! With the fear gone, we find the quality of our forums deteriorating and its mostly unsurprising. | ||
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Manifesto7
Osaka27149 Posts
On January 12 2009 14:10 hugitout wrote: ive been banned once before and i really dont even know why, i think it was for 2 weeks i checked the ban log but all that was there was sonuvbob calling me a douchebag, Perhaps it was because, when someone posted a serious topic about their sick dog, you were the first reply and said this: "heart failure sounds like hes going to die so either a dead dog or a higher water bill you decide" You're a douchebag. | ||
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Durak
Canada3684 Posts
You've created a thread complaining about the mods that is thinly vieled as a question. This hasn't been closed even though it doesn't contribute anything useful. The reason is because you actually put some time into writing this up instead of ranting. The point is that you should think about the tone of all your posts and not just when you create a thread. | ||
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
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AttackZerg
United States7454 Posts
Have a personality that is annoying or an attitude that is annoying over a series of posts. Then a mod who has read enough shitty posts (from a mod perspective not a poster perspective) comes across another stupid post and they think hmm have I ever seen him post even halfway decent .... so they then check post history, hmmm nothing good for as far as the mouse could scroll.... then ok this guy does suck. To be honest this is the most thought you've ever put into a post. At first I couldn't stand you but I think our moderation is awesome, I don't get the vibe that you are so appauled that you created this out of pure spite... I think anybody who has read your posts can tell your smart and that you spend 90% of the time stating the obvious or trying to be funny. You will probably know go on to be a more structured and intelligent poster, which I believe is the ultimate goal of the mods anyway, to repremand 'annoying' posters into realizing that they could be better. btw I got temp banned by plexa for quoting giant text with one or two lines. I was so offended that I literally hit the wall ( I got a warning and still fucked up). Then I read my post history and thought "That little fuck,..... fuck he's right I've been a stupid asshole about that" You got banned for a week for a reason, I think the 'reason' they gave you wasn't a good enough caption to why you got banned for that long. Good luck man, welcome to the post disney world that is teamliquid.net/fearofmods/attackzerg  | ||
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ish0wstopper
Korea (South)342 Posts
On January 12 2009 13:58 food wrote: exactly i am shocked he was just "temp banned" kid needs a huge cock up his anus to straighten out his back, i dont think anything else helps he is top 10 bm piece of shit battle net ever had to offer, hilariously bad player too lmao yea kid practically defines clan x17 big ego and no skill | ||
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AttackZerg
United States7454 Posts
On January 12 2009 14:23 Manifesto7 wrote: Perhaps it was because, when someone posted a serious topic about their sick dog, you were the first reply and said this: "heart failure sounds like hes going to die so either a dead dog or a higher water bill you decide" You're a douchebag. And you guys think the mods are tough?... He actually is letting you post on the forums after being an asshole. Not everybody gets aways with that. | ||
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Mooga
United States575 Posts
On January 12 2009 14:12 ilj.psa wrote: better question wtft is "bannable"? Obviously your post is since you have just posted a "one-liner" :O You could've easily avoided a ban by posting this instead: what ilj.psa should have wrote: better question wtf is "bannable"? rofl | ||
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CDRdude
United States5625 Posts
On January 12 2009 13:18 TheFlashyOne wrote: one of my 2009 resolutions is to remain completely ban-free for the entire year. ... Private Message From: TL.net Bot Subject: You have been temp banned for 1 week. Date: 1/5/09 02:20 You have been temp banned for 1 week by vGl-CoW. Does this mean that you're new years resolution failed in less than a week  ? Being serious, the best way to not get banned is to think about your posts. Ask yourself if your post helps the thread in any way, if not, you ought to have a really good reason to post it. I guess others have said it better than me though. Not getting banned is really pretty easy. | ||
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Manifesto7
Osaka27149 Posts
Posting like fusionsdf Message: Please don't post like this, it is very annoying. Believe it or not, we can still tell when these posts have no content. | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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TheFlashyOne
Canada450 Posts
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ish0wstopper
Korea (South)342 Posts
On January 12 2009 14:41 Manifesto7 wrote: We have a warning for that actually hahaha lmao thats hilarious | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
p.s. there's some loose guideliens but I don't think the mods have their own mod version of the 10 commendment. Sometimes they discuss if its worth it | ||
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jodogohoo
Canada2533 Posts
:\ teamliquid is so awesome that i don't want to degrade the level of posting | ||
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
I have never been banned or warned. Some of my recent posts: + Show Spoiler + On January 12 2009 15:30 Fontong wrote: Poll is rigged imo. On January 10 2009 03:31 Fontong wrote: I think they always use an SCV because it is fat and slow, the probe is easier to keep alive since it accelerates so much faster than the SCV does. On January 10 2009 14:09 Fontong wrote: But Reach >> Tossgirl | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
If you honestly can only come up with one sentence for a response, that can be just as appropriate as a paragraph. It's totally situational, just don't go around posting 1 liners in every thread. | ||
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Nitrogen
United States5345 Posts
On January 12 2009 15:43 DoctorHelvetica wrote: Just be nice and try to contribute something to the thread with every post. Don't just repeat what other posters are saying. If you honestly can only come up with one sentence for a response, that can be just as appropriate as a paragraph. It's totally situational, just don't go around posting 1 liners in every thread. yeah, what this guy said. | ||
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EpiK
Korea (South)5757 Posts
On January 12 2009 14:41 Manifesto7 wrote: We have a warning for that actually hahaha lol | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
- Don't post meme's - Don't be an ignorant asshole - Don't post one liners; posts with no contribution - If you are trying to make an argument do it properly. Don't just be like "Your a noob, i'm obviously right" - Don't constantly join the TL attack games when you aren't supposed to(lol) - Don't spoil games that are recent and might not have been seen (or at least put a spoiler in thread name) - Put effort into your threads when you make them, whether it in the strategy forum, or merely a blog - Don't be racist/prejudice/sexist/etc - Don't constantly type in slang and funny words. Use SOME grammer at least. (i.e. "i has gud op anser mai questions nao?") - Don't give advice on what you don't know. ex. If you only know how to play zerg don't post in a TvP help thread. - Try to give back to the community. In even small ways like saying "Thanks!" when MasterOfChaos updates ChaosLauncher, or blogging about interesting/entertaining things. - Penis That is all. | ||
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
Probably not what you meant to ask though. | ||
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TheFlashyOne
Canada450 Posts
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
On January 12 2009 14:41 Manifesto7 wrote: We have a warning for that actually hahaha ahahahahaha | ||
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ish0wstopper
Korea (South)342 Posts
gulliver's travels by jonathan swift is an immense satire | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
On January 12 2009 16:02 TheFlashyOne wrote: so far no one realized that my OP was an immense satire. Next time you write satire, you should probably make it satirical. It's the number one tip to being a better satirist. | ||
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micronesia
United States24690 Posts
On January 12 2009 16:10 DoctorHelvetica wrote: Next time you write satire, you should probably make it satirical. It's the number one tip to being a better satirist. To be fair he did say "my IQ doesn't not let me infer it from TL.net 10 commandments" but it just seemed so true. OP: everyone (or almost everyone) realized the implied message, but told you what you needed to hear anyway. | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
On January 12 2009 16:21 micronesia wrote: To be fair he did say "my IQ doesn't not let me infer it from TL.net 10 commandments" but it just seemed so true. OP: everyone (or almost everyone) realized the implied message, but told you what you needed to hear anyway. Well, it seemed more likely that he was honestly an idiot rather than a comedic genius. So I guess it's a fair mistake. No reason not to take everyone's advice to heart thought, as you said. | ||
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Faronel
United States658 Posts
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selboN
United States2523 Posts
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SonuvBob
Aiur21549 Posts
On January 12 2009 13:27 ish0wstopper wrote: post alot. once you get a respectable amount of good posts, then u get more leeway The 1000 posts on your old account didn't get you any leeway. | ||
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ish0wstopper
Korea (South)342 Posts
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KwarK
United States42803 Posts
On January 12 2009 16:36 ish0wstopper wrote: how does kawaiirice cheat? badly | ||
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
On January 12 2009 15:49 Grobyc wrote: - Read the automated ban list and see what other people got banned for. - Don't post meme's - Don't be an ignorant asshole - Don't post one liners; posts with no contribution - If you are trying to make an argument do it properly. Don't just be like "Your a noob, i'm obviously right" - Don't constantly join the TL attack games when you aren't supposed to(lol) - Don't spoil games that are recent and might not have been seen (or at least put a spoiler in thread name) - Put effort into your threads when you make them, whether it in the strategy forum, or merely a blog - Don't be racist/prejudice/sexist/etc - Don't constantly type in slang and funny words. Use SOME grammer at least. (i.e. "i has gud op anser mai questions nao?") - Don't give advice on what you don't know. ex. If you only know how to play zerg don't post in a TvP help thread. - Try to give back to the community. In even small ways like saying "Thanks!" when MasterOfChaos updates ChaosLauncher, or blogging about interesting/entertaining things. - Penis That is all. I don't do it on purpose! Also lol my spell check says grammer is grammar :D yeah but got his name up there atlest he didn't cheat as badly as LastShadow | ||
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Antipathy
United States222 Posts
On January 12 2009 14:42 Snet wrote: I'm just curious to why you set up the "GAPP" acronym if you were not going to use it again anywhere in your topic. It's a play on the acronym GAAP. Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On January 12 2009 16:47 IzzyCraft wrote: I don't do it on purpose! Also lol my spell check says grammer is grammar :D yeah but got his name up there atlest he didn't cheat as badly as LastShadow lol well that's ironic of me >_< | ||
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
Like you could say I could die right now by a meteor or maybe my room mate will shoot me in the back of the head. But I'm not looking out my window to see if the meteor is coming or turning around to see if my roomie is loading up a .45. Just don't be stupid(very often). | ||
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
On January 12 2009 17:13 Fontong wrote: Just don't be stupid(very often). I think he mentioned something about having a low IQ in the OP. | ||
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
imo there should be a feature we could turn on that forces us to look at our post for like 30 sec at least before we post just so we can go "oh...wow, that's what i put T_T" | ||
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Centric
United States1989 Posts
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
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ish0wstopper
Korea (South)342 Posts
On January 12 2009 17:23 IzzyCraft wrote: Hey some of us have a sever disorders like a lack of a filter when we are online imo there should be a feature we could turn on that forces us to look at our post for like 30 sec at least before we post just so we can go "oh...wow, that's what i put T_T" maybe if the admins put preview instead of where the post button is its like how youtube made the audio preview for comments button for their videos which sadly did nothing to improve post quality on the site | ||
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
"OMG BITCH I CAN PLAY GETAURR 100 TIMES BETTER DEN YOU FUCKING NOOB" | ||
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raiame
United States421 Posts
On January 12 2009 16:47 IzzyCraft wrote: I don't do it on purpose! Also lol my spell check says grammer is grammar :D yeah but got his name up there atlest he didn't cheat as badly as LastShadow In response to the second sentence, assuming I interpreted that second line correctly, it actually is spelled grammar. | ||
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
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jgad
Canada899 Posts
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29 fps
United States5724 Posts
i wish that list could show the post that got them banned. might get a laugh out of it. | ||
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IzzyCraft
United States4487 Posts
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vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
but i forgot consider this a new lease on life!! | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32066 Posts
Honestly, you have to be pretty retarded to get banned and not know why. This isn't like SA—there's 10 commandments that lay it out pretty easily. Most of the bans here are people acting like little kids and trying to push the envelope and then get mad when they get caught. | ||
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Divinek
Canada4045 Posts
There's alot of ways to be concise and sum everything up in one line. But I will agree that more often than not, your post will have more to contribute if you expand your ideas behind the one liner summation anyways. | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
On January 12 2009 16:54 DaleKim25 wrote: It's a play on the acronym GAAP. Generally Accepted Accounting Principles. Thanks I never would of understood that. To add my two cents to the topic, just act like a civilized person. Forum rules are like common sense. | ||
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
On January 13 2009 00:54 wrote: To add my two cents to the topic, just act like a civilized person. Forum rules are like common sense. Listen to Snet : ) He used to be in the top ten spammer/trolls at PGTour but he could not resist my indoctrination barrage. He ended up being one of the better admins at PGTour. Look at him now, one nice blue star. | ||
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Nyovne
Netherlands19135 Posts
Haha Physician so now we find out you keep that horn in your cabinet so religiously clean because you aren't above blowing on it yourself eh?:p [/hypocrite] | ||
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nAi.PrOtOsS
Canada784 Posts
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On January 13 2009 05:33 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: Just think "wat would micronesia do" before you post. You cant go wrong Please, never do this. | ||
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
On January 13 2009 05:33 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: Just think "wat would micronesia do" before you post. You cant go wrong only do this if you're going to help someone else with physics. Then you can't go wrong xD | ||
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micronesia
United States24690 Posts
On January 13 2009 05:56 GHOSTCLAW wrote: only do this if you're going to help someone else with physics. Then you can't go wrong xD I remember a brief period of time when disobeying pedagogical philosophy in homework threads was bannable ahahahaha A published professor of education and I got a chuckle out of it. | ||
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
On January 13 2009 02:48 Nyovne wrote: Haha Physician so now we find out you keep that horn in your cabinet so religiously clean because you aren't above blowing on it yourself eh?:p I haven't the foggiest what you're going on about.. | ||
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gamerdude12345
Korea (South)378 Posts
Kawaii rice does not cheat and is a good citizen in the sc2 community. User was warned for this post | ||
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