EPTFirst of all, No I am not Stimey, Freubauch or any of his many other names that were banned.
Most of you probably wouldn't have guessed half of these but its true.
I'll tell you how you wouldn't guess they were me is because after the first couple of times I got banned I started to pick a name and a persona to match it. I based their whole life around this thing(s) and built around it. Some accounts I created just as a joke even to see how you guys would react to them, Such as GreenWriter where I wrote every post in green lmao.
IE; Robosexual was a guy who liked porn and expecially fuckingmachines.org type porn. InsomniacAntiSocial was just that, almost emo in fact. Even this current persona I started out and acted as if I was Charlie Murphy. Check my profile If you don't believe me. I am a funny guy IRL (I don't mean to brag or anything) but thats what all my friends and other people tell me. So I think thats how this persona stuck. Eventually I just said fuck it and stopped trying to act like someone else and leaned towards my best qualities and avoided the bad ones. I also learned to never call people names on this site and be as helpful as possible to anyone on the site who needed help. I also learned to type better and use proper grammer and fix my typos. Most of all I found that commandment #8 the most important.
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8. THOU SHALL CONTRIBUTE TO THE SITE
Contribute to the site. Everyone should pitch in. Some people contribute by being helpful when someone posts a question. Some people contribute by writing interesting posts that stimulate discussion or by uploading relevant and useful facts and information. Some people contribute by posting news from the gaming world. Others contribute by participating in a meaningful way every single day. Still others contribute by simply making everyone laugh. Contribution can take many forms and there's no single prescribed way to go about it. But, like good porn, we know it when we see it. Good contributors will always get favorable treatment. That's just the way things work.
Contribute to the site. Everyone should pitch in. Some people contribute by being helpful when someone posts a question. Some people contribute by writing interesting posts that stimulate discussion or by uploading relevant and useful facts and information. Some people contribute by posting news from the gaming world. Others contribute by participating in a meaningful way every single day. Still others contribute by simply making everyone laugh. Contribution can take many forms and there's no single prescribed way to go about it. But, like good porn, we know it when we see it. Good contributors will always get favorable treatment. That's just the way things work.
I really have been banned from this site so many times I can't even remember all the names I came up with. I remember the first time I saw disneyland I though I had a virus or something. It was kinda funny when I figured it out on the 4th or 5th try. There was also a time where I was banned in the middle of a real long post and it really pissed me off, haha.
I started coming to this site I think in 2003 and I lurked without creating an account for a long while. Then I saw a thread about Blood Bath (I think) and I had to get in there and spit knowledge because really nobody knew wtf they were talking about. This actually is what pulled me back into creating a new account a few times. The majority of other time I created account was because I needed to make a thread about getting help with something. I found the 10 day wait new poster rule quite annoying.
I'm not the same person I was when I first found out about this site. In fact I'm really not any of those people that I made accounts/personas. I just got banned for being myself a few times originally and figured I had to make up some kind of altered self to fit in and not get banned. The problem was though, that my real self would pop up here and there and get me banned. I used to treat everyone on this site as nerds (even though the majority of the site is) and call people names and shit, I learned to just keep it to myselfand/or ignore it for the most part. A phrase that helped me and sticks with me to this day (IRL even) is from Bambi; Thumper said it and he learned it from his dad or some shit: "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all". Thats a pretty good mentality I think.
I actually remember a time where I was banned and I had a dynamic IP and someone was catching on that I was the same guys and to ban me, but Rekrul or someone chimed in that It was a different IP so it couldn't be me. I thought that was pretty funny. I also made accounts from other peoples house or the community college computer lab when those ran out.
Another funny thing to me is when Mani listed off all the people who were banned that posted in the commandment list and like 1/6 of them were all me (lol), he also insinuated that at least 4 of them were stimey. + Show Spoiler +
8% of the posters in the TL.net Ten Commandments thread are banned.
Those demonstrating poor reading comprehension skills include:
_Carlodajin_, 1337, Alpha, As.I.Lay.Dying, BoyNeverStop, Demi, Dez, Ekii, eRicLe, ExtreameZerg, Eye-Lose, Feuerbach, FuckTeamliquid, Gigglepants, Green.Writer, IcedEarth, InsomniacAntiSocial, J1, JohnBallsac, killer, kloownz, L o V e D o M, LIL LOC, LimYoHwan_Legacy, Louis Philippe, mitsy, Mr_Pink, Onvear, Painter, random32, rednob, RoboSexuaL, RuGbUg, SexyPerLiGO, somodi, STIMEY d okgm fish, Susan Reader, SyntaxError, T1_iloveSinky, Tangram_Master, WhyDidTheyBanMe, and wtfmate.
To our knowledge, only 4 are Stimey accounts.
Those demonstrating poor reading comprehension skills include:
_Carlodajin_, 1337, Alpha, As.I.Lay.Dying, BoyNeverStop, Demi, Dez, Ekii, eRicLe, ExtreameZerg, Eye-Lose, Feuerbach, FuckTeamliquid, Gigglepants, Green.Writer, IcedEarth, InsomniacAntiSocial, J1, JohnBallsac, killer, kloownz, L o V e D o M, LIL LOC, LimYoHwan_Legacy, Louis Philippe, mitsy, Mr_Pink, Onvear, Painter, random32, rednob, RoboSexuaL, RuGbUg, SexyPerLiGO, somodi, STIMEY d okgm fish, Susan Reader, SyntaxError, T1_iloveSinky, Tangram_Master, WhyDidTheyBanMe, and wtfmate.
To our knowledge, only 4 are Stimey accounts.
Anyways without further ado, here is the infamous list of previous accounts that have been banned. They were all me and I most definitely left a few out because I can't remember all of them. I'll try and put them in chronological order out of memory correct me if I'm wrong:
Eye-Loser
Eye-Suck
Eye-Lose
Eye
SpoR
SpoR.One
SpoR1
(probably other variants of SpoR as well)
InsomniacAntiSocial
Control_The_Masses
RoboSexual
FuckTeamLiquid (lol sorry for that one, I was pissed from getting banned)
Painter
GreenWriter
Tangram_Master
BloodBath
(probably other variants of Blood Bath as well)
If any of you are wondering how I kept track of names. Usually I posted in the commandment thread with any new account I had. Sorry to anyone I offended on any of these accounts. Peace
PS- any mods who can match any other accounts (not on the list) to any of these accounts IPs would be nice to add to the list.
Also if any mod can change my name to SpoR I would appreciate that because I use SpoR for everything except this site, I'm more well known as that.
Lol, PPS- I had 2 accounts at once time and I busted this little bit of deception http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=28315
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