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Ok, not that hardcore but i used that phrase to some extent with success hahaha.
so today, i went to do final exam in college, but i caught a flu so felt terrible tbh. I looked for any unfinished work but there was none. So i head to the bus stop and await for my bloody bus.
I hop in the bus and proceed to sit in the rear part and fall asleep. Then it was like 20 mins or something and i bumped my head against the window and woke up. To my surprise, there was an ok gal sitting right beside me (ok because i didnt get much chance to look clearly at her face/body, but i think she's an 8). I decide i have to do something about it, and start chatting. She seems nice and everything goes well.
To my luck, she was getting off the bus at the same stop i did. So we walk a little and then we have to go different ways, and she starts saying goodbye.
I mostly ignore her goodbye and point at her snickers and say: "hey nice shoes". She looks down at her shoes and looks up to me and says "Do you really like them??" And them im like: "hey, do you want to hang out sometime?". She's like "Yes, why not??". Then she gives me her number and i tell her that i'll text her later in the week.
hahaha, i guess everything is possible
 
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Only an 8?
Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!!
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On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?
Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!!
That's pretty harsh...
Strange... but she's probably desperate  .
I would laugh if she was on TL and read this thread title, haha.
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She was wearing snickers?
Also, good job.
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Haha nice, what kind of shoes did she wear?
I'm obseessive about shoes, I look at everybodys and see which ones look good. Mostly I like nikes and air jordans but adidas look good too
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What happened to the underaged girl?
LOLOL PWNED LAWL.
No I'm j/king. <3
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She obviously knew you hang at teamliquid and play sc.
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On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?
Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!!
depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top...
i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me
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On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?
Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!!
HB, as in Hot Bid's, as in cute schoolgirls?
Why specifically HB's and no Intrigues?
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i usually use "hey nice panty . nice sexy hey how r u. nice panty"
then i get laid.
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dude this is significantly less cool than the title.
i thought you were THE MAN a few seconds ago.
now you are only a man.
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"Nice shoes, wanna fuck" could work if the girl has a fantastic sense of humor.
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On December 16 2008 07:10 capek wrote:
dude this is significantly less cool than the title.
i thought you were THE MAN a few seconds ago.
now you are only a man.
Hell, even "a man" would be a stretch >:|
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On December 16 2008 06:36 R3condite wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?
Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!! depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top... i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me
thats generally how I do things
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On December 16 2008 06:36 R3condite wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?
Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!! depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top... i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me
I have given out one 10, first day i met her, shes a really good friend now and still a 10. As she is the symbol of like absolute perfection to me.
but you are right the rest are 9s or less, 9 for me however are those people who are amazingly hot without makeup and like uber uber attractice celebs.
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lol hahahaha nice pickup line.
let us know if you get anywhere
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On December 16 2008 06:36 R3condite wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?
Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!! depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top... i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me
90% of actresses aren't even very hot.
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On December 16 2008 07:33 BloodyC0bbler wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 06:36 R3condite wrote:On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?
Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!! depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top... i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me I have given out one 10, first day i met her, shes a really good friend now and still a 10. As she is the symbol of like absolute perfection to me.
looks like its too bad that youre friend-zoned
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On December 16 2008 08:02 d(O.o)a wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 06:36 R3condite wrote:On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?
Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!! depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top... i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me 90% of actresses aren't even very hot.
+ Show Spoiler +
I could do this all day buddy
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I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6.
Very unfortunately a true story. 
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my problem is that in Hungary noone chats on vehicles. this must be some kind of postcommunist trauma or whatever ..
anyway, nice story, keep on posting the results lol
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On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6. Very unfortunately a true story.
Tossgirl?
hahahhahahaha
EDIT: Oh, IRL, nevermind
Please elaborate! Too low, too high?
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On December 16 2008 08:24 DanceCommander wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 08:02 d(O.o)a wrote:On December 16 2008 06:36 R3condite wrote:On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?
Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!! depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top... i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me 90% of actresses aren't even very hot. + Show Spoiler +I could do this all day buddy
umm, please do
hahahha
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On December 16 2008 08:51 BanZu wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6. Very unfortunately a true story. Tossgirl? hahahhahahaha EDIT: Oh, IRL, nevermind Please elaborate! Too low, too high?
She was just so dumb that she got -4 on the attractiveness scale. But god damn, if you could keep her from talking, the girl was perfect.
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On December 16 2008 09:06 Lemonwalrus wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 08:51 BanZu wrote:On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6. Very unfortunately a true story. Tossgirl? hahahhahahaha EDIT: Oh, IRL, nevermind Please elaborate! Too low, too high? She was just so dumb that she got -4 on the attractiveness scale. But god damn, if you could keep her from talking, the girl was perfect.
When I first read it, I thought she had some REALLY FUCKED UP teeth to get from a 10 to 6 when you said she talked AHAH. Yea i can see how a 10 can turn into a -4 after they talk. There are some DUMBASS bitches out there. Shit.. can always be a trophy wife. or mistress
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Its amazing how you guys can just talk to complete strangers like that! I mean I could never talk to anyone!!!
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At first, when I read you said she was an 8, I thought I read that she was 8 years old. I'm glad I was wrong!
On December 16 2008 07:00 my_4th_account wrote:
i usually use "hey nice panty . nice sexy hey how r u. nice panty"
then i get laid.
this had me laughing, hahaha
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On December 16 2008 10:41 JMave wrote:
Its amazing how you guys can just talk to complete strangers like that! I mean I could never talk to anyone!!!
It's alright ur asian 
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On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6. Very unfortunately a true story.
Weeeeeelcome to SoCal
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On December 16 2008 11:04 CommanderFluffy wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6. Very unfortunately a true story. Weeeeeelcome to SoCal
So all the hot girls are idiots? ;;;;;;;;;;
Man UCSD must have wayyy more idiots than I ever suspected.
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jesus whats up with the pedofile thing here on tl
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Vatican City State1872 Posts
ah
i've used this line and got laid by the chick but not directly because of it
I've seriously had the most success with "I wanna rock your world"
or "I wanna be on you"
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HOLY SHIT
On September 18 2006 20:34 decafchicken wrote:
*from an indian person*
"I work for UPS. What can brown do for you?"
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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On December 16 2008 08:16 YoUr_KiLLeR wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 07:33 BloodyC0bbler wrote:On December 16 2008 06:36 R3condite wrote:On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?
Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!! depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top... i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me I have given out one 10, first day i met her, shes a really good friend now and still a 10. As she is the symbol of like absolute perfection to me. looks like its too bad that youre friend-zoned
Eh, if i lived in the same area still, id still be going for her ;p. Shes on the rocks with her bf, and said had i not been moving i woulda been the person shes with, now had she told me like 2 months sooner, i prob wouldnt have moved
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On December 16 2008 11:38 Fontong wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 11:04 CommanderFluffy wrote:On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6. Very unfortunately a true story. Weeeeeelcome to SoCal So all the hot girls are idiots? ;;;;;;;;;; Man UCSD must have wayyy more idiots than I ever suspected.
UCSD is an UGLY fucking campus, are you fucking kidding me?
SDSU, the state school down the street (also known as STDSU) is a goldmine. Can't walk through the campus without catching a raging boner.
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On December 16 2008 08:24 DanceCommander wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 08:02 d(O.o)a wrote:On December 16 2008 06:36 R3condite wrote:On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?
Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!! depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top... i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me 90% of actresses aren't even very hot. + Show Spoiler +I could do this all day buddy
So you just... proved his point?
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MrHoon
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On December 16 2008 08:24 DanceCommander wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 08:02 d(O.o)a wrote:On December 16 2008 06:36 R3condite wrote:On December 16 2008 05:46 TopGear wrote:
Only an 8?
Low standards buddy, I go for HB's and 10's only!! depends on wat ur rating of 8 is... my 8 is hard to top... i've yet to even give out my 10... 9 is mostly for actresses for me 90% of actresses aren't even very hot. + Show Spoiler +I could do this all day buddy
Do I have to link that makeup thread to you?
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On December 16 2008 19:09 HeadBangaa wrote:Show nested quote +On December 16 2008 11:38 Fontong wrote:On December 16 2008 11:04 CommanderFluffy wrote:On December 16 2008 08:27 Lemonwalrus wrote:I think I have met ONE 10 irl in my entire life...but then she spoke...now she is a 6. Very unfortunately a true story. Weeeeeelcome to SoCal So all the hot girls are idiots? ;;;;;;;;;; Man UCSD must have wayyy more idiots than I ever suspected. UCSD is an UGLY fucking campus, are you fucking kidding me? SDSU, the state school down the street (also known as STDSU) is a goldmine. Can't walk through the campus without catching a raging boner.
Do you not like asian girls?
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