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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
December 14 2008 04:55 GMT
#1
A few moments ago after an intense game of WC3, i jerked off. I left to go to the bathroom when i heard an odd noise. I stopped midway to the bathroom to hear moaning coming from my parents room.

I am so afraid.

I wanted to cry so i went in the bathroom to finish what i was doing. ..I heard it in there also. What i am asking you TL Is what should i do?

***
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
December 14 2008 04:58 GMT
#2
Wait, wait, you heard your parents having sex, then jerked off to it, you sir are disgusting
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
December 14 2008 04:59 GMT
#3
On December 14 2008 13:58 BloodyC0bbler wrote:
Wait, wait, you heard your parents having sex, then jerked off to it, you sir are disgusting


No i jerked off before i heard it
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
December 14 2008 04:59 GMT
#4
clearly walk into them in the act
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
December 14 2008 05:00 GMT
#5
LOL

What if your parents are having sex? I'm gonna have sex all the time with my wife when I get married, haha
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
December 14 2008 05:01 GMT
#6
walk in on them on purpose and act shocked
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
December 14 2008 05:01 GMT
#7
Its kind of creepy to know you were alleviating your sexual urges at the same time as your parents.

Cycle much?
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
December 14 2008 05:01 GMT
#8
Well, at least be happy for your father because he doesnt have to jerk off.
444 444 444 444
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
December 14 2008 05:05 GMT
#9
go in there and assert yourself as the alpha male

Or moan really loud to freak them out
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
December 14 2008 05:08 GMT
#10
Give your old man a high five the next time you see him.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
December 14 2008 05:11 GMT
#11
whip the door open
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Jizz
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Australia224 Posts
December 14 2008 05:13 GMT
#12
walk in with your teddy and your blanky and say you had a bad dream.
I made this account before i knew what the name meant. I just thought it sounded coooool
BlackStar
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Netherlands3029 Posts
December 14 2008 05:18 GMT
#13
That's what you get for playing WC3.
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
December 14 2008 05:19 GMT
#14
On December 14 2008 13:58 BloodyC0bbler wrote:
Wait, wait, you heard your parents having sex, then jerked off to it, you sir are disgusting

As he clearly states in his opening post, he was jerking off to Warcraft 3. This is beyond disgusting.
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
December 14 2008 05:23 GMT
#15
This whole thread is pretty disturbing. There's no way I can jerk off now

Seriously though, the fact that your parents have sex is a good thing, and unfortunately you might get more exposure to that than you would like... (in this case, that means any at all).
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
December 14 2008 05:23 GMT
#16
This is something I haven't had to worry about. Youngest child aside from other factors. This story reminds me of a few episodes from family guy for obvious reasons.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
December 14 2008 05:24 GMT
#17
so did you jerk off to them?
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 14 2008 05:27 GMT
#18
Why on earth do you think this situation calls for action on your part?

You are living proof that, from time to time, your parents get it on. Get over it.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
December 14 2008 05:27 GMT
#19
son, this was how u were born..








NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo
Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
December 14 2008 05:29 GMT
#20
Cat porn 3?
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
December 14 2008 05:42 GMT
#21
On December 14 2008 14:19 fonger wrote:
As he clearly states in his opening post, he was jerking off to Warcraft 3. This is beyond disgusting.


Yeah, I have to agree on this.
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
RaiZ
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
2813 Posts
December 14 2008 05:48 GMT
#22
Wtf is wrong with ur parent doing sex ?
More importantly, how can you jerk off after a wc3 game ? Seriously ?
You should stop playing it maybe...
Or were you just making a fool of us ? More like it.
Whatever, don't ask us what to do, it's your life.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde
mtmf
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Brazil420 Posts
December 14 2008 05:54 GMT
#23
You should walk into the room and ask them if they are making you a little brother!
(–_–)
Onisparda
Profile Joined November 2008
Canada516 Posts
December 14 2008 05:55 GMT
#24
Is it just me, or this thread is fucking funny lol
Raz0r
Profile Joined September 2008
United States287 Posts
December 14 2008 05:57 GMT
#25
lol go in there and put a firecracker in her hole lol that was actually from a history video in world history class 2 years ago, there was this soldier who said to a girl that if he didn't have sex with him then he would put a firecracker in her hole and yeah, must be painful...
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
December 14 2008 06:06 GMT
#26
k people, just cause he plays a wc3 game and then leaves to jerk off, doesn't mean he jerks off to wc3. It's like saying you jerk off after dinner, and someone accuses you of jerking off to food. Don't be stupid, not even for a [bad] joke...
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
December 14 2008 06:07 GMT
#27
pics or it didnt happen
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Hyperbola
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2554 Posts
December 14 2008 06:09 GMT
#28
step mom?


lol jk
####
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
December 14 2008 06:10 GMT
#29
On December 14 2008 15:09 Hyperbola wrote:
step mom?


lol jk

do itttt
Roxen000
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
1226 Posts
December 14 2008 06:12 GMT
#30
Was it even necessary to mention WC3? lol.
._.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
December 14 2008 06:24 GMT
#31
On December 14 2008 14:18 BlackStar wrote:
That's what you get for playing WC3.


hahahahahh
Moderator<:3-/-<
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 14 2008 06:43 GMT
#32
Man I thought the parents having sex was an afterthought, jerking off to WC3 is just plain wrong.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
December 14 2008 06:43 GMT
#33
why would you jerk off after a WC3 game?
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
December 14 2008 06:45 GMT
#34
This thread is fucking hilarious with everyone's responses
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
December 14 2008 06:48 GMT
#35
On December 14 2008 14:57 Raz0r wrote:
lol go in there and put a firecracker in her hole lol that was actually from a history video in world history class 2 years ago, there was this soldier who said to a girl that if he didn't have sex with him then he would put a firecracker in her hole and yeah, must be painful...



what
the
fuck
is wrong with you
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
December 14 2008 06:56 GMT
#36
On December 14 2008 15:07 BanZu wrote:
pics or it didnt happen

indeed
C'est la vie...
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
December 14 2008 06:57 GMT
#37
On December 14 2008 15:06 Dazed_Spy wrote:
k people, just cause he plays a wc3 game and then leaves to jerk off, doesn't mean he jerks off to wc3. It's like saying you jerk off after dinner, and someone accuses you of jerking off to food. Don't be stupid, not even for a [bad] joke...



To clear this up I jerked off after i quit wc3 but before i heard my parents....yeah

There was like 5 mins inbetween when this happened
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6429 Posts
December 14 2008 06:59 GMT
#38
it's been two hours, give us an update
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 14 2008 07:00 GMT
#39
On December 14 2008 15:06 Dazed_Spy wrote:
k people, just cause he plays a wc3 game and then leaves to jerk off, doesn't mean he jerks off to wc3. It's like saying you jerk off after dinner, and someone accuses you of jerking off to food. Don't be stupid, not even for a [bad] joke...


well... food is very attractive sometimes...
UNFUCK YOURSELF
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
December 14 2008 07:02 GMT
#40
^
[image loading]
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 14 2008 07:03 GMT
#41
On December 14 2008 16:02 CommanderFluffy wrote:
^
[image loading]


i'd hit that
UNFUCK YOURSELF
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
December 14 2008 07:03 GMT
#42
I will update with what happened a while ago :

The dog wanted out, so i ..let the dog out. But forgot to close the door. My mom is at her door covered up in something it was kind of dark so i didnt see, and says "What are you doing in here close the damn door." I wanted to ask "What are you doing in there?" but i didnt.

Its been quiet since then
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 14 2008 07:07 GMT
#43
how do you forget to close the fucking door
UNFUCK YOURSELF
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
December 14 2008 07:12 GMT
#44
if she moaned, your dad must be good at it. Do you think he was eating her out or he just has a huge dick?
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
eXigent.
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada2419 Posts
December 14 2008 07:17 GMT
#45
On December 14 2008 16:12 food wrote:
if she moaned, your dad must be good at it. Do you think he was eating her out or he just has a huge dick?


pretty retarded comment.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
December 14 2008 07:19 GMT
#46
On December 14 2008 16:07 Nitrogen23 wrote:
how do you forget to close the fucking door


i was.. not in the middle of dota and rushing back that sfor sure
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 14 2008 07:21 GMT
#47
On December 14 2008 16:19 arb wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2008 16:07 Nitrogen23 wrote:
how do you forget to close the fucking door


i was.. not in the middle of dota and rushing back that sfor sure

Good cover up.
Hittegods
Profile Joined April 2007
Stockholm4641 Posts
December 14 2008 07:26 GMT
#48
This is hot
This neo violence, pure self defiance
cunninglinguists
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States925 Posts
December 14 2008 07:27 GMT
#49
HEY GUY DUNT WORRY BCUZ I PUT A VAGIN IN UR VAGIN SO U CAN MOAN WHILE U MOAN.
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
December 14 2008 07:28 GMT
#50
On December 14 2008 16:17 eXigent. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2008 16:12 food wrote:
if she moaned, your dad must be good at it. Do you think he was eating her out or he just has a huge dick?


pretty retarded comment.



i appreciate your feedback, what about your mother
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 14 2008 07:37 GMT
#51
I sense that if I look back at this thread in 24 hours, several people within it will have gained either a nuke icon or a lockdown icon. Just putting that out there.
zOula...
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States898 Posts
December 14 2008 07:40 GMT
#52
On December 14 2008 16:37 Lemonwalrus wrote:
I sense that if I look back at this thread in 24 hours, several people within it will have gained either a nuke icon or a lockdown icon. Just putting that out there.


thinkin the same thing....

i also interpreted the OP as jacking off to WC3. i mean, cmon...read the first sentence!
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 14 2008 07:40 GMT
#53
On December 14 2008 16:27 cunninglinguists wrote:
HEY GUY DUNT WORRY BCUZ I PUT A VAGIN IN UR VAGIN SO U CAN MOAN WHILE U MOAN.

At least 1/12 of your posts are stupid.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
December 14 2008 07:41 GMT
#54
On December 14 2008 16:27 cunninglinguists wrote:
HEY GUY DUNT WORRY BCUZ I PUT A VAGIN IN UR VAGIN SO U CAN MOAN WHILE U MOAN.


This makes close to no sense. It's probably something from that 4chan place or something. We don't like those here.

Weren't you banned for something like this anyway already?
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
December 14 2008 07:41 GMT
#55
YEAAA FONTONG.

We told him. LoL
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-14 07:43:48
December 14 2008 07:43 GMT
#56
^^e-hi five

On December 14 2008 16:41 SnowFantasy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2008 16:27 cunninglinguists wrote:
HEY GUY DUNT WORRY BCUZ I PUT A VAGIN IN UR VAGIN SO U CAN MOAN WHILE U MOAN.


This makes close to no sense. It's probably something from that 4chan place or something. We don't like those here.

Weren't you banned for something like this anyway already?

He was trying to imitate this:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

The misspellings killed me a little inside.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
cunninglinguists
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States925 Posts
December 14 2008 07:44 GMT
#57
On December 14 2008 16:40 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2008 16:27 cunninglinguists wrote:
HEY GUY DUNT WORRY BCUZ I PUT A VAGIN IN UR VAGIN SO U CAN MOAN WHILE U MOAN.

At least 1/12 of your posts are stupid.


Knowledge is generally thought to require justified true belief, even if justified true belief is not sufficient for knowledge as Edmund Gettier famously argued (1967 ). In Gettier cases the person, in some sense, is lucky to believe what is true on the basis of his evidence. For example, you see poodles in a field that have been bred and clipped to look just like sheep, and on the basis of what you see you form the belief that there are sheep in the field. Luckily there are—hiding out of sight behind some boulders! You have a justified true belief that is not knowledge. In lottery cases if you hold a losing ticket you have a justified true belief that it will lose, the justification resting on your knowledge that it is very likely that any given ticket will lose, but many think you do not know that your ticket will lose. So having a justified true belief is not sufficient for knowledge, but it does seem necessary.

P.S. I am also Nostradamus:
On December 13 2008 13:38 Fontong wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 13 2008 13:18 cunninglinguists wrote:
(T)Iris > (P)Reach
(Z)Kwanro < (T)Casy
(P)Much < (Z)MuMyung
(P)Movie > (P)Anytime
(P)Anytime > ?

To be blunt, Mumyung winning is just wrong. Just plain wrong, even if he wins you are still wrong.

jimmybim
Profile Joined November 2008
Ethiopia28 Posts
December 14 2008 07:47 GMT
#58
It's amazing that you still had an erection after hearing your folks doing it. I think my sexual urges would have halted right after and I couldn't finish up if I wanted too. But I guess sexual stamina runs in your family.

On a side note how about if when you went to the washroom to climate your sister was in the washroom shaving her snatch. You run down stairs fully erect with your pants around your ankles and your grandmother up late watching Cinemax consuming a pogo while topless.
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
December 14 2008 07:48 GMT
#59
Clearly, there must be some relationship between the period of pleasure in your family. If for some reason, you felt a clear urge to jack off after playing a WARCRAFT III game, then your parents must have had a similar urge even if they were not playing Warcraft III. Thus, it can be concluded that the cycle of sexual desire in your household can be calculated by finding the time between the intervals.
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 14 2008 07:54 GMT
#60
Did something happen recently that brought this herd of absolute-shit new posters to us?
food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
December 14 2008 07:57 GMT
#61
On December 14 2008 16:54 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Did something happen recently that brought this herd of absolute-shit new posters to us?


your mother
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
December 14 2008 07:58 GMT
#62
On December 14 2008 16:54 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Did something happen recently that brought this herd of absolute-shit new posters to us?


We added the blog section, and then chill wasn't allowed to purge it.
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
jimmybim
Profile Joined November 2008
Ethiopia28 Posts
December 14 2008 08:09 GMT
#63
Did something happen recently that brought this herd of absolute-shit new posters to us?

Yes blogs about masturbation.
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
December 14 2008 08:56 GMT
#64
On December 14 2008 16:54 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Did something happen recently that brought this herd of absolute-shit new posters to us?

Lol, the posts in this thread are damn hilarious.
Kang Min Fighting!
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 14 2008 09:08 GMT
#65
On December 14 2008 16:57 food wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2008 16:54 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Did something happen recently that brought this herd of absolute-shit new posters to us?


your mother

Oh yesssss, a very justified temp ban.

food was just Temp banned for 2 days by Kennigit.

That account was created on 2008-11-09 00:52:59 and had 111 posts.

Reason: Don't be an idiot
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-14 10:24:50
December 14 2008 10:23 GMT
#66
OH MY GOD; YOUR PARENTS HAVE DESIRES, TOO!!!
shame on them...

You could turn it into a joke and tell them that you think there were robbers in the house because you heard very strange noises
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
December 14 2008 10:29 GMT
#67
You need not be alarmed; how did you think you were created?
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-14 10:33:17
December 14 2008 10:32 GMT
#68
Mum: "Fucking hell, he's playing War3 again... what a failure"
Dad: "Tell me about it... I had high hopes for him to become SC progamer..."
Mum: "How ever will we overcome this pain? He has failed us so terribly..."
Dad: "Want to have sex to try and forget the disappointment?"
Mum: "Bedroom in 2 minutes"

This is all your fault.
Oh no
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
December 14 2008 14:28 GMT
#69
lol !

Guys, the question isn't: "Why did you jerk off after a WC3 game?"
but its:
"Why did you mention it in the OP?"

The information that you played wc3 before jerking off is completely irrelevant, so you had a reason to mention it !

this can get disgusting.....

TELL NAO
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
TL+ Member
minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
December 14 2008 17:12 GMT
#70
On December 14 2008 13:59 thedeadhaji wrote:
clearly walk into them in the act


yeah, with your dick in hand
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
December 14 2008 17:45 GMT
#71
On December 14 2008 23:28 MasterReY wrote:
lol !

Guys, the question isn't: "Why did you jerk off after a WC3 game?"
but its:
"Why did you mention it in the OP?"

The information that you played wc3 before jerking off is completely irrelevant, so you had a reason to mention it !

this can get disgusting.....

TELL NAO


It was mostly to set the events leading up to me hearing them. Though this really did happen i also blogged about for comedic value
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
December 14 2008 19:59 GMT
#72
--- Nuked ---
kazokun
Profile Joined April 2008
United States163 Posts
December 14 2008 21:35 GMT
#73
walk in dick in hand "Sup, fags"

/fixd
Who wants to be a dragon when you can be Anytime? - Fontong
my_4th_account
Profile Joined December 2008
Somalia20 Posts
December 15 2008 22:11 GMT
#74
walk in there and masturbate in front of them.
noobs like you
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
December 15 2008 22:21 GMT
#75
On December 14 2008 15:10 Kentor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2008 15:09 Hyperbola wrote:
step mom?


lol jk

do itttt

SNSD fan
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
December 16 2008 04:04 GMT
#76
Haven't you heard of ear plugs?
XK ßubonic
Fzero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1503 Posts
December 16 2008 05:02 GMT
#77
OP kill yourself.
Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-17 01:08:12
December 17 2008 01:07 GMT
#78
I've been playing wc3 ever since sc 1.16 came out. Message spor @ Lordaeron (U player/level 13/150+ apm) if you wanna game.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
December 17 2008 03:57 GMT
#79
On December 14 2008 14:01 KOFgokuon wrote:
walk in on them on purpose and join in

fixed
pew pew
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
December 17 2008 21:31 GMT
#80
On December 17 2008 10:07 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I've been playing wc3 ever since sc 1.16 came out. Message spor @ Lordaeron (U player/level 13/150+ apm) if you wanna game.


Mines pirated lol..but i got Garena or w/e the fuck if you wanna game on there. I kindo f suck though
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