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arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
December 14 2008 04:55 GMT
#1
A few moments ago after an intense game of WC3, i jerked off. I left to go to the bathroom when i heard an odd noise. I stopped midway to the bathroom to hear moaning coming from my parents room.

I am so afraid.

I wanted to cry so i went in the bathroom to finish what i was doing. ..I heard it in there also. What i am asking you TL Is what should i do?

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Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
December 14 2008 04:58 GMT
#2
Wait, wait, you heard your parents having sex, then jerked off to it, you sir are disgusting
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
December 14 2008 04:59 GMT
#3
On December 14 2008 13:58 BloodyC0bbler wrote:
Wait, wait, you heard your parents having sex, then jerked off to it, you sir are disgusting


No i jerked off before i heard it
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
December 14 2008 04:59 GMT
#4
clearly walk into them in the act
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
December 14 2008 05:00 GMT
#5
LOL

What if your parents are having sex? I'm gonna have sex all the time with my wife when I get married, haha
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
December 14 2008 05:01 GMT
#6
walk in on them on purpose and act shocked
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
December 14 2008 05:01 GMT
#7
Its kind of creepy to know you were alleviating your sexual urges at the same time as your parents.

Cycle much?
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
December 14 2008 05:01 GMT
#8
Well, at least be happy for your father because he doesnt have to jerk off.
444 444 444 444
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
December 14 2008 05:05 GMT
#9
go in there and assert yourself as the alpha male

Or moan really loud to freak them out
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
December 14 2008 05:08 GMT
#10
Give your old man a high five the next time you see him.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
December 14 2008 05:11 GMT
#11
whip the door open
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
Jizz
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Australia224 Posts
December 14 2008 05:13 GMT
#12
walk in with your teddy and your blanky and say you had a bad dream.
I made this account before i knew what the name meant. I just thought it sounded coooool
BlackStar
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Netherlands3029 Posts
December 14 2008 05:18 GMT
#13
That's what you get for playing WC3.
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
December 14 2008 05:19 GMT
#14
On December 14 2008 13:58 BloodyC0bbler wrote:
Wait, wait, you heard your parents having sex, then jerked off to it, you sir are disgusting

As he clearly states in his opening post, he was jerking off to Warcraft 3. This is beyond disgusting.
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
December 14 2008 05:23 GMT
#15
This whole thread is pretty disturbing. There's no way I can jerk off now

Seriously though, the fact that your parents have sex is a good thing, and unfortunately you might get more exposure to that than you would like... (in this case, that means any at all).
There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
December 14 2008 05:23 GMT
#16
This is something I haven't had to worry about. Youngest child aside from other factors. This story reminds me of a few episodes from family guy for obvious reasons.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
December 14 2008 05:24 GMT
#17
so did you jerk off to them?
Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
December 14 2008 05:27 GMT
#18
Why on earth do you think this situation calls for action on your part?

You are living proof that, from time to time, your parents get it on. Get over it.
ilovejonn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada2548 Posts
December 14 2008 05:27 GMT
#19
son, this was how u were born..








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Snowflakes in January, Heart warm like February, I wouldn't ordinarily..
Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
December 14 2008 05:29 GMT
#20
Cat porn 3?
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
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