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writer22816
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States5775 Posts
December 14 2008 05:42 GMT
#21
On December 14 2008 14:19 fonger wrote:
As he clearly states in his opening post, he was jerking off to Warcraft 3. This is beyond disgusting.


Yeah, I have to agree on this.
8/4/12 never forget, never forgive.
RaiZ
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
2813 Posts
December 14 2008 05:48 GMT
#22
Wtf is wrong with ur parent doing sex ?
More importantly, how can you jerk off after a wc3 game ? Seriously ?
You should stop playing it maybe...
Or were you just making a fool of us ? More like it.
Whatever, don't ask us what to do, it's your life.
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. Oscar Wilde
mtmf
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Brazil420 Posts
December 14 2008 05:54 GMT
#23
You should walk into the room and ask them if they are making you a little brother!
(–_–)
Onisparda
Profile Joined November 2008
Canada516 Posts
December 14 2008 05:55 GMT
#24
Is it just me, or this thread is fucking funny lol
Raz0r
Profile Joined September 2008
United States287 Posts
December 14 2008 05:57 GMT
#25
lol go in there and put a firecracker in her hole lol that was actually from a history video in world history class 2 years ago, there was this soldier who said to a girl that if he didn't have sex with him then he would put a firecracker in her hole and yeah, must be painful...
Dazed.
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada3301 Posts
December 14 2008 06:06 GMT
#26
k people, just cause he plays a wc3 game and then leaves to jerk off, doesn't mean he jerks off to wc3. It's like saying you jerk off after dinner, and someone accuses you of jerking off to food. Don't be stupid, not even for a [bad] joke...
Never say Die! ||| Fight you? No, I want to kill you.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
December 14 2008 06:07 GMT
#27
pics or it didnt happen
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Hyperbola
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States2554 Posts
December 14 2008 06:09 GMT
#28
step mom?


lol jk
####
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
December 14 2008 06:10 GMT
#29
On December 14 2008 15:09 Hyperbola wrote:
step mom?


lol jk

do itttt
Roxen000
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
1226 Posts
December 14 2008 06:12 GMT
#30
Was it even necessary to mention WC3? lol.
._.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
December 14 2008 06:24 GMT
#31
On December 14 2008 14:18 BlackStar wrote:
That's what you get for playing WC3.


hahahahahh
Moderator<:3-/-<
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 14 2008 06:43 GMT
#32
Man I thought the parents having sex was an afterthought, jerking off to WC3 is just plain wrong.
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
December 14 2008 06:43 GMT
#33
why would you jerk off after a WC3 game?
Folca
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
2235 Posts
December 14 2008 06:45 GMT
#34
This thread is fucking hilarious with everyone's responses
Dea : one time when he was playing vs the comps he asked me "how do I make that flying unit that makes the other stuff invisible" and I reply "ur playing terran zomg"
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
December 14 2008 06:48 GMT
#35
On December 14 2008 14:57 Raz0r wrote:
lol go in there and put a firecracker in her hole lol that was actually from a history video in world history class 2 years ago, there was this soldier who said to a girl that if he didn't have sex with him then he would put a firecracker in her hole and yeah, must be painful...



what
the
fuck
is wrong with you
Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
Faronel
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
December 14 2008 06:56 GMT
#36
On December 14 2008 15:07 BanZu wrote:
pics or it didnt happen

indeed
C'est la vie...
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
December 14 2008 06:57 GMT
#37
On December 14 2008 15:06 Dazed_Spy wrote:
k people, just cause he plays a wc3 game and then leaves to jerk off, doesn't mean he jerks off to wc3. It's like saying you jerk off after dinner, and someone accuses you of jerking off to food. Don't be stupid, not even for a [bad] joke...



To clear this up I jerked off after i quit wc3 but before i heard my parents....yeah

There was like 5 mins inbetween when this happened
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6429 Posts
December 14 2008 06:59 GMT
#38
it's been two hours, give us an update
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
December 14 2008 07:00 GMT
#39
On December 14 2008 15:06 Dazed_Spy wrote:
k people, just cause he plays a wc3 game and then leaves to jerk off, doesn't mean he jerks off to wc3. It's like saying you jerk off after dinner, and someone accuses you of jerking off to food. Don't be stupid, not even for a [bad] joke...


well... food is very attractive sometimes...
UNFUCK YOURSELF
CommanderFluffy
Profile Joined June 2008
Taiwan1059 Posts
December 14 2008 07:02 GMT
#40
^
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Pain is temporary, but glory is forever.
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