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food
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States1951 Posts
December 14 2008 07:57 GMT
#61
On December 14 2008 16:54 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Did something happen recently that brought this herd of absolute-shit new posters to us?


your mother
Can someone ban this guy please? FA?
BloodyC0bbler
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada7876 Posts
December 14 2008 07:58 GMT
#62
On December 14 2008 16:54 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Did something happen recently that brought this herd of absolute-shit new posters to us?


We added the blog section, and then chill wasn't allowed to purge it.
#3 Member of the Chill Fanclub / Rhaegar fought nobly. Rhaegar fought valiantly. Rhaegar fought honorably. And Rhaeger died. --Ser Jorah Mormont TL MAFIA FORUM http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 go go !
jimmybim
Profile Joined November 2008
Ethiopia28 Posts
December 14 2008 08:09 GMT
#63
Did something happen recently that brought this herd of absolute-shit new posters to us?

Yes blogs about masturbation.
GrayArea
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States872 Posts
December 14 2008 08:56 GMT
#64
On December 14 2008 16:54 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Did something happen recently that brought this herd of absolute-shit new posters to us?

Lol, the posts in this thread are damn hilarious.
Kang Min Fighting!
Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
December 14 2008 09:08 GMT
#65
On December 14 2008 16:57 food wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2008 16:54 Lemonwalrus wrote:
Did something happen recently that brought this herd of absolute-shit new posters to us?


your mother

Oh yesssss, a very justified temp ban.

food was just Temp banned for 2 days by Kennigit.

That account was created on 2008-11-09 00:52:59 and had 111 posts.

Reason: Don't be an idiot
[SECRET FONT] "Dragoon bunker"
poilord
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Germany3252 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-14 10:24:50
December 14 2008 10:23 GMT
#66
OH MY GOD; YOUR PARENTS HAVE DESIRES, TOO!!!
shame on them...

You could turn it into a joke and tell them that you think there were robbers in the house because you heard very strange noises
koreakool
Profile Joined January 2008
United States334 Posts
December 14 2008 10:29 GMT
#67
You need not be alarmed; how did you think you were created?
prOxi.swAMi
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3091 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-14 10:33:17
December 14 2008 10:32 GMT
#68
Mum: "Fucking hell, he's playing War3 again... what a failure"
Dad: "Tell me about it... I had high hopes for him to become SC progamer..."
Mum: "How ever will we overcome this pain? He has failed us so terribly..."
Dad: "Want to have sex to try and forget the disappointment?"
Mum: "Bedroom in 2 minutes"

This is all your fault.
Oh no
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
December 14 2008 14:28 GMT
#69
lol !

Guys, the question isn't: "Why did you jerk off after a WC3 game?"
but its:
"Why did you mention it in the OP?"

The information that you played wc3 before jerking off is completely irrelevant, so you had a reason to mention it !

this can get disgusting.....

TELL NAO
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
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minus_human
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
4784 Posts
December 14 2008 17:12 GMT
#70
On December 14 2008 13:59 thedeadhaji wrote:
clearly walk into them in the act


yeah, with your dick in hand
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
December 14 2008 17:45 GMT
#71
On December 14 2008 23:28 MasterReY wrote:
lol !

Guys, the question isn't: "Why did you jerk off after a WC3 game?"
but its:
"Why did you mention it in the OP?"

The information that you played wc3 before jerking off is completely irrelevant, so you had a reason to mention it !

this can get disgusting.....

TELL NAO


It was mostly to set the events leading up to me hearing them. Though this really did happen i also blogged about for comedic value
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
December 14 2008 19:59 GMT
#72
--- Nuked ---
kazokun
Profile Joined April 2008
United States163 Posts
December 14 2008 21:35 GMT
#73
walk in dick in hand "Sup, fags"

/fixd
Who wants to be a dragon when you can be Anytime? - Fontong
my_4th_account
Profile Joined December 2008
Somalia20 Posts
December 15 2008 22:11 GMT
#74
walk in there and masturbate in front of them.
noobs like you
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
December 15 2008 22:21 GMT
#75
On December 14 2008 15:10 Kentor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 14 2008 15:09 Hyperbola wrote:
step mom?


lol jk

do itttt

SNSD fan
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
December 16 2008 04:04 GMT
#76
Haven't you heard of ear plugs?
XK ßubonic
Fzero
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1503 Posts
December 16 2008 05:02 GMT
#77
OP kill yourself.
Never give up on something that you can't go a day without thinking about.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-17 01:08:12
December 17 2008 01:07 GMT
#78
I've been playing wc3 ever since sc 1.16 came out. Message spor @ Lordaeron (U player/level 13/150+ apm) if you wanna game.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
December 17 2008 03:57 GMT
#79
On December 14 2008 14:01 KOFgokuon wrote:
walk in on them on purpose and join in

fixed
pew pew
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
December 17 2008 21:31 GMT
#80
On December 17 2008 10:07 CharlieMurphy wrote:
I've been playing wc3 ever since sc 1.16 came out. Message spor @ Lordaeron (U player/level 13/150+ apm) if you wanna game.


Mines pirated lol..but i got Garena or w/e the fuck if you wanna game on there. I kindo f suck though
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
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