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Golf and Murderous Kangaroos

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Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-30 01:29:42
November 30 2008 01:24 GMT
#1
Went for 9 holes of golf this morning at a course near my house, noticed an over abundance of Kangaroos this morning running around so I took a few photos with my phone.

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ohhh

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Eyes closed ;(. Getting closer.

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Mother and her Joey.

Now we're wondering around thinking "aww, cute". And were very careful to not hit any of them during our game.

Cute harmless creatures you would think.
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WRONG, we found rabbit bodies all over the place, these things have been pretending to be herbivores, I bet they come out in packs at night and go hunting for small animals. My friend even swears he once saw three of them eating a dead cow on the side of the road.

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Don’t kid yourself Jimmy if a Kangaroo had the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about.


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"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
November 30 2008 01:26 GMT
#2
still cute
UNFUCK YOURSELF
DhakhaR
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United Kingdom721 Posts
November 30 2008 01:27 GMT
#3
troy maclure quote ftw.

unless im much mistaken...
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
November 30 2008 01:29 GMT
#4
On November 30 2008 10:27 DhakhaR wrote:
troy maclure quote ftw.

unless im much mistaken...


It is now!
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
November 30 2008 02:12 GMT
#5
WHOA HOLY SHIT FUCKING SCARY ASS KANGAROOS?

But that's fucking amazing to see on a golf course, I saw one deer and I thought I was the luckiest golfer ever D:
^-^
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
November 30 2008 02:13 GMT
#6
FYI, not all kangaroos are herbivores. The central plains ones and western ones eat small animals.

Aussies should know!
Rillanon.au
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
November 30 2008 02:14 GMT
#7
Wow the most we see on golf courses in the UK is a few birds or a rabbit (usually not dismembered!)
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
November 30 2008 02:35 GMT
#8
I've been punched in the stomach by a Kangaroo. I think it smelled the New Zealand on me.
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Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
November 30 2008 03:08 GMT
#9
After some research from google....
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clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
November 30 2008 03:10 GMT
#10
WOW @ the last picture LOL.

Damn, I have never seen a kangaroo in real life XD.
I'd like to see one in the future haha
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Spenguin
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Australia3316 Posts
November 30 2008 03:30 GMT
#11
I love Australia.
< TeamLiquid CJ Entusman #46 > I came for the Brood War, I stayed for the people.
Dknight
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States5223 Posts
November 30 2008 03:48 GMT
#12
I always find it hilarious when I think of you playing golf. I just can't do it T_T
WGT<3. Former CL/NW head admin.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
November 30 2008 03:50 GMT
#13
It's not just our roos.

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"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Sadist
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States7322 Posts
November 30 2008 07:02 GMT
#14
man, Ive only seen deer very rarely here, wild turkeys too. Fucking Australians and your good weather and kangaroo's on your golf courses.
How do you go from where you are to where you want to be? I think you have to have an enthusiasm for life. You have to have a dream, a goal and you have to be willing to work for it. Jim Valvano
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
November 30 2008 07:25 GMT
#15
lol
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
Jizz
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Australia224 Posts
November 30 2008 07:31 GMT
#16
Aus is the only country that can legally hunt and eat its national emblem.

i think
I made this account before i knew what the name meant. I just thought it sounded coooool
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
November 30 2008 07:36 GMT
#17
Reminds me of this one lake where a bunch of headless ducks were found. Turns out the deers were eating them for the protein. :|
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-30 08:52:57
November 30 2008 08:52 GMT
#18
man I love watching the Australian Open. They have some great courses down under I'm jealous

edit: actually I remember watching like the 2002 Aussie Open thinking "damn this is so much better than the fucking PGA Championship" haha
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
November 30 2008 09:58 GMT
#19
only in Australia...
jello_biafra
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United Kingdom6639 Posts
November 30 2008 10:16 GMT
#20
On November 30 2008 11:14 nevergg wrote:
Wow the most we see on golf courses in the UK is a few birds or a rabbit (usually not dismembered!)

Yeah lol, pretty lame compared to this.
The road to hell is paved with good intentions | aka Probert[PaiN] @ iccup / godlikeparagon @ twitch | my BW stream: http://www.teamliquid.net/video/streams/jello_biafra
aliceblue
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United Kingdom43 Posts
November 30 2008 11:31 GMT
#21
Cool (: Ive only seen 1 wild kangaroo and that was in my backyard when i lived over there. Kangaroo meat is one of the nicest types of meat Ive had!
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
November 30 2008 11:46 GMT
#22
a local course here has a bunch of deer~

and they wander into our yard pretty often.
Ilvy
Profile Joined September 2002
Germany2445 Posts
November 30 2008 13:51 GMT
#23
On November 30 2008 12:48 Dknight wrote:
I always find it hilarious when I think of you playing golf. I just can't do it T_T


Why? It´s like a walk in the park, just without a dog but with a stick
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
November 30 2008 14:12 GMT
#24
Aren't kangaroos pretty aggressive? You have some balls getting that close!
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
MarklarMarklar
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Fiji1823 Posts
November 30 2008 14:29 GMT
#25
but headbangaa, he was holding a golf club

man vs kangaroo golf edition
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