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I am in my final year of High School, and at lunch I usually play Hearts, or Spades, or Euchre with my friends at lunch. Since they are my card's and I hate deciding on who will play. Since all the games listed are 4 player games and I have more then 4 friends at any given time, I use the first come first serve technique.
Now there is this one person who's name will remain unsaid, but he seriously looks and acts like hes about 7 years old, he must have some sort of weird disease or something, seeing as how he is actually 17. To give you some idea of his personality here's a nice list..
-Teachers pet suck up
-Hermione Granger like hand quickness when answering questions, TO BAD he's almost ALWAYS wrong.
-Always volenteer's for in class things.
-Dreams of going to Nipissing University, but does not to be to far from home, even tho it is really only about 3 hours from his house.
-One of my friends asked him if he has ever masturbated, he said he has not, and he has never been on porn.
This problem started last year when randomly he just started sitting with us, I am fairly certain he does not know any of our names, and yet he considers us friends. So last year we assumed after about a week or so he would just leave us alone and stop sitting with us. Which he didn't, but we weren't to concerned since the year was basically over.
This year however he still sits with us, and since his class before lunch is close to the cafeteria he always get's there first. So according to my own rule I need to let him play, where as I would way rather play with my actual friends.
How do I get him to go away, keep in mind I don't want to be too mean to him?
 
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whats wrong with people like that i actually know some, if theyre annoying tell them to fuck off.
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why would you ask a kid who looks like he's 7 if he's jacked off?
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On October 28 2008 08:52 Nitrogen23 wrote:
why would you ask a kid who looks like he's 7 if he's jacked off?
I didn't one of my friends did, and also it was very very very funny.
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Vote for him for Homecoming King. It's the latest trend.
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United States24780 Posts
On October 28 2008 08:53 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2008 08:52 Nitrogen23 wrote:
why would you ask a kid who looks like he's 7 if he's jacked off? I didn't one of my friends did, and also it was very very very funny.
He seems to be gravitating to your infantile sense of humor. Change that and he will go away.
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Did you try asking him? lol
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On October 28 2008 08:55 micronesia wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2008 08:53 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:On October 28 2008 08:52 Nitrogen23 wrote:
why would you ask a kid who looks like he's 7 if he's jacked off? I didn't one of my friends did, and also it was very very very funny. He seems to be gravitating to your infantile sense of humor. Change that and he will go away.
that wasn't the answer i was hoping for, and this is coming from someone on a forum which has many threads about jacking off, and funny perverted moments in school. A little hypocritical to call my sense of humor childish. P.S I like you.
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
if he's sitting with relative strangers so much you guys are probably the closest he has to actual friends. don't be a self-centered prick - while you have no obligation to entertain him, it certainly doesn't hurt to let him hang about.
also, not to be a grammar nazi... well to be a grammar nazi can you please learn how to use apostrophes, how the fuck do you even arrive at "sit's" "who's" "volunteer's" and "get's"
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United States22883 Posts
intrigue is cute (and right.) Don't be a douche.
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United States24780 Posts
On October 28 2008 09:00 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2008 08:55 micronesia wrote:On October 28 2008 08:53 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:On October 28 2008 08:52 Nitrogen23 wrote:
why would you ask a kid who looks like he's 7 if he's jacked off? I didn't one of my friends did, and also it was very very very funny. He seems to be gravitating to your infantile sense of humor. Change that and he will go away. that wasn't the answer i was hoping for, and this is coming from someone on a forum which has many threads about jacking off, and funny perverted moments in school. A little hypocritical to call my sense of humor childish. P.S I like you. Because people make perverted jokes on this website, I have to subscribe to that sense of humor even if I stay out of those threads/conversations? I don't get it.
On October 28 2008 09:01 intrigue wrote:
also, not to be a grammar nazi... well to be a grammar nazi can you please learn how to use apostrophes, how the fuck do you even arrive at "sit's" "who's" "volunteer's" and "get's"
I actually went out of my way not to correct him lol... I guess someone can be proud of me for this.
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On October 28 2008 09:01 intrigue wrote:
if he's sitting with relative strangers so much you guys are probably the closest he has to actual friends. don't be a self-centered prick - while you have no obligation to entertain him, it certainly doesn't hurt to let him hang about.
also, not to be a grammar nazi... well to be a grammar nazi can you please learn how to use apostrophes, how the fuck do you even arrive at "sit's" "who's" "volunteer's" and "get's"
I also can't use commas  my english teachers usually go through 1 or 2 red pens when marking my essay('?)s.
I am not a self-centered prick, I have sat with and talked with some who I don't like for about 6 months during one of my favourite times at school, and it's not like i am asking people to help me find a cruel way to get him to go away...
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On October 28 2008 09:08 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2008 09:04 micronesia wrote:On October 28 2008 09:00 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:On October 28 2008 08:55 micronesia wrote:On October 28 2008 08:53 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:On October 28 2008 08:52 Nitrogen23 wrote:
why would you ask a kid who looks like he's 7 if he's jacked off? I didn't one of my friends did, and also it was very very very funny. He seems to be gravitating to your infantile sense of humor. Change that and he will go away. that wasn't the answer i was hoping for, and this is coming from someone on a forum which has many threads about jacking off, and funny perverted moments in school. A little hypocritical to call my sense of humor childish. P.S I like you. Because people make perverted jokes on this website, I have to subscribe to that sense of humor even if I stay out of those threads/conversations? I don't get it. Think what ever you want, you just come on here to rip people apart no matter what they write.
On October 28 2008 08:53 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:Show nested quote +On October 28 2008 08:52 Nitrogen23 wrote:
why would you ask a kid who looks like he's 7 if he's jacked off? I didn't one of my friends did, and also it was very very very funny.
That was not 'whatever' lol.
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lol how do you get into this position? If the kid isnt liked he should of gotten the hint long ago. Its your fault for being to friendly. If you dont let a loser know you think he is a loser, he will think you are his friend.
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^^lol at grammAr
Back in high school my group had a guy like that, in the way that he randomly joined our group without our consent. He was utterly crude and stupid even by high school standards, and used fuck in every sentence. We got some laughs out of that though and eventually ended up hanging out at his house a lot because it was close to school and had a pool table.
So yeah, maybe you can benefit from this guy. Try going to his house and eating his food/using his pool table/playing his consoles.
Edit: Mastermind is right, you probably will have to be mean to actually get him to go away. Or you could be subtle and just start speaking only chinese during lunch...supposing everyone at your table knows chinese/some other language.
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Sweden33719 Posts
I have nothing to add except that it's TOO not TO.
TOO bad.
TOO concerned.
To do.
To be or not to be [a grammar nazi].
;p
I guess you could try finding a cardgame for 5?
On October 28 2008 09:11 Fontong wrote:
^^lol at grammAr
Back in high school my group had a guy like that, in the way that he randomly joined our group without our consent. He was utterly crude and stupid even by high school standards, and used fuck in every sentence. We got some laughs out of that though and eventually ended up hanging out at his house a lot because it was close to school and had a pool table.
So yeah, maybe you can benefit from this guy. Try going to his house and eating his food/using his pool table/playing his consoles.
Edit: Mastermind is right, you probably will have to be mean to actually get him to go away. Or you could be subtle and just start speaking only chinese during lunch...supposing everyone at your table knows chinese/some other language.
He said he didn't want to be cruel..
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On October 28 2008 09:11 Fontong wrote:
^^lol at grammAr
Back in high school my group had a guy like that, in the way that he randomly joined our group without our consent. He was utterly crude and stupid even by high school standards, and used fuck in every sentence. We got some laughs out of that though and eventually ended up hanging out at his house a lot because it was close to school and had a pool table.
So yeah, maybe you can benefit from this guy. Try going to his house and eating his food/using his pool table/playing his consoles.
It's like hanging out with your mom.
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funny how I read this as "Weird kid shit's with me"
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On October 28 2008 09:11 Fontong wrote:
^^lol at grammAr
Back in high school my group had a guy like that, in the way that he randomly joined our group without our consent. He was utterly crude and stupid even by high school standards, and used fuck in every sentence. We got some laughs out of that though and eventually ended up hanging out at his house a lot because it was close to school and had a pool table.
So yeah, maybe you can benefit from this guy. Try going to his house and eating his food/using his pool table/playing his consoles.
while you are at it, how about exploiting his sister...
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