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MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
December 15 2007 01:30 GMT
#1
Currently on day 2 at my new job at radioshack, and i was supposed to leave/getoff at like 8 and go hang out with some girl where iw ould proceed to get sexual fucking favors.

then the boss comes in and is like, yeah stay here until 11. Then i was told by manager to not come on on saturday/sunday and when he left the other dude was like, yeah come in at 9 tomorrow.

FUCK. ive been here since 3 :/

Mr. T pitties me, i'm sitting on a computer just clicking and reading manuals and selling stratagies. 10 seconds from suicide.

It is currently 8:31, 2 hours 29 minutes to go.

<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
byChris
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States99 Posts
December 15 2007 01:35 GMT
#2
aren't you the guy that posted about getting a girlfriend? -.-
dang.
thoraxe
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1449 Posts
December 15 2007 01:42 GMT
#3
oooooooh, thats harsh. Tell the other guy that told you to come in at 9 "Your not my boss".

and how do you know you were going to get sexual favors? Did she tell you she was 'cachonda' (spanish slang for horny)?

Giver her a call and tell her that your more of a midnight person.
Obama singing "Kick Ass" Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yghFBt-fXmw&feature=player_embedde
.kaz
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
1963 Posts
December 15 2007 01:45 GMT
#4
Does she have a computer? Aim? An e-mail? Myspace?
Pressure - "rock is the defender of justice" 이병민 / 박영민 Hwaiting~
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
December 15 2007 01:47 GMT
#5
my girlfriend dumped me a while ago, so now i'm a whore.

She was a bitch anyway, didn't know how to kiss or put out at all, so fuck her. USed me for a ride basically, now shes with her old fat boyfriend.

She has all of those kaz.

And she actually said what we were going to do today. Something about head + Sex. IT sounded good. we haven't had sex in a while.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24682 Posts
December 15 2007 02:41 GMT
#6
Will you get overtime for this? I've never accepted being told by my supervisor at the last minute that I need more hours (and I've worked a decent number of various jobs in the past). Luckily, they haven't expected me to. If they ever did I would have told them no. Now I'm on a contract so there's no worries (well not those anyway).
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
fight_or_flight
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States3988 Posts
December 15 2007 03:04 GMT
#7
Don't look at the clock....
Do you really want chat rooms?
obloquy
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States265 Posts
December 15 2007 03:21 GMT
#8
That's some straight-up 'Office Space' shit....
That was an unknown unknown.
-WGT-Stars-
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States888 Posts
December 15 2007 03:40 GMT
#9
ITs karma for not liking pink.....
And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
December 15 2007 05:29 GMT
#10
pink fucking sucks you sand chimp.

And yeah basically we spent like 3 hours atleat doing offtopic random bullshit, it was fun as hell sometimes, but i sat and stared at a computer fior 8.5 hours. and now i get up in 9 hours and do it again.

4 of us ended up abandoning the front of the store while there were customers and going into the backroom and argueing over the name of the small dude in Goldeneye.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
December 15 2007 05:34 GMT
#11
oddjob.
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
December 15 2007 06:02 GMT
#12
FUCK
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
December 15 2007 06:44 GMT
#13
could always get worse
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Flying_Llama
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada419 Posts
December 15 2007 07:44 GMT
#14
cock blocking boss?
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
December 15 2007 13:53 GMT
#15
On December 15 2007 12:40 -WGT-Stars- wrote:
ITs karma for not liking pink.....

LMAO god I can't believe how gay you are.
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
BrutalMenace
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1237 Posts
December 15 2007 14:21 GMT
#16
3 extra hours? Thats bs then u havea shift the next day after manager told u not to come? Sounds like a really shady radioshack to me.
SolaR-
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
United States2685 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-12-15 15:20:24
December 15 2007 15:18 GMT
#17
this is why u don't work at retail stores... if radioshack counts as one..
They always fuck with you like this, thats why i quit working at Best Buy.

at the last minute, they would ask me to work overnight, so i would work all friday night then all saturday morning with short notice. And when i applied for that job they said that wouldn't do that too me, since i specifically asked not too. What a bunch of fuck..
Snet *
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States3573 Posts
December 15 2007 15:40 GMT
#18
atleast you have a job joey
Dyllyn
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Singapore670 Posts
December 15 2007 15:53 GMT
#19
jesus you americans trivialise sex wayyyyy too much..

can't believe i'm reading "it sounded good, we haven't had sex in awhile"
scv rush ftw
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
December 15 2007 16:04 GMT
#20
haha welcome to America's diluted morals!1111!

But i didn't end up going in today, i called and the manager said monday is my next day and that today i didn't have to come in, the other guy watned me to come in today and finish up some online training certifications, but i finished them all yesterday.

and actually all the people here are cool, for example abandoning the front and talking about goldeneye for about 30 minutes. And while i was reading my manual these 2 people got into a battle in the backroom with cardboard.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
December 16 2007 08:55 GMT
#21
On December 16 2007 00:53 GenericTerranPlayer wrote:
jesus you americans trivialise sex wayyyyy too much..

can't believe i'm reading "it sounded good, we haven't had sex in awhile"

Are you seriously judging america based on a fuckin monkeyspanker blog? Do you realize how retarded that is?
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
MoNKeYSpanKeR
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States2869 Posts
December 17 2007 00:48 GMT
#22
Even if that is an insult at me, i must agree, don't generalize an entire society based on the slim set of morals i have. Which sex beofre marriage is practically non existenec.
<3's Mani and Seraphim, thx for the second chance. TSL Name: TSL-mSLeGenD
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