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{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-12 16:49:04
July 15 2007 10:43 GMT
#1


***
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 15 2007 10:51 GMT
#2
Hahaaha that was awesome! Especially with pics :D
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
July 15 2007 11:08 GMT
#3
hmm, i'm not sure if you're supposed to say futari or nimei in that situation.

I know for a fact that the restaurant side will say nimei... but hm that sounds awkward for the customer to say it... w/e.
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 15 2007 11:16 GMT
#4
like she spoke japanese;o
SiZ.FaNtAsY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)1497 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-15 11:21:38
July 15 2007 11:17 GMT
#5
Lol~
You did something bad TT_TT
What happens if she happens to find this?!

Edit: Love the song
Karma is a bitch
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 15 2007 11:25 GMT
#6
LoL, no way she will find this. TL.net isn't that famous;) But nothing serious I think. I wonder how many angry text messages I have at my Thai Cellphone;p
Dark.Carnival
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5095 Posts
July 15 2007 11:41 GMT
#7
i give you props for being able to lie like crazy like that. in my eyes it wasn't a bad thing, go strafe!
@QxGDarkCell ._.
Axsynthe
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States161 Posts
July 15 2007 12:05 GMT
#8
haha I came into this thinking there would be a ladyboy involved.
Is that girl in one of your pictures?
CustomXSpunjah
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1093 Posts
July 15 2007 12:06 GMT
#9
Johnny walker....pure genius.
beware, the rise of the Protoss is upon us!
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 15 2007 12:06 GMT
#10
Heh it would be rather hard to rhyme why I would like a picture of her with all the lies. So she isn't on any picture, but I can assure you she was very pretty
Axsynthe
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States161 Posts
July 15 2007 12:16 GMT
#11
Well it seems that Asian males get the short end of the stick... quite figuratively and literally.
HappyFeetO_O
Profile Joined June 2007
China350 Posts
July 15 2007 12:36 GMT
#12
I think if you go to the gym it can increase chances significantly
Bird sings why the caged I know
HaXxorIzed
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Australia8434 Posts
July 15 2007 12:39 GMT
#13
Perhaps Strafe, this blog entry provides the answer to your letter to god? karma? :p
http://steamcommunity.com/id/HaXxorIzed
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 15 2007 13:01 GMT
#14
LoL, Karma! Its a bitch and it's true for people like me.
and HappyFeet you are saying I need more body? I'm already quite big, I don't want to be arnold schwarzenegger. and to be honest my chances are high enough that i dont see the point in becoming prettier :O!
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
July 15 2007 15:23 GMT
#15
You know strafe if you had real skills you can be completely honest and still get laid...amateur;)
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
July 15 2007 20:04 GMT
#16
On July 16 2007 00:23 TheFoReveRwaR wrote:
You know strafe if you had real skills you can be completely honest and still get laid...amateur;)


lovely post. I think Strafe fails at life for having to lie like this

He won't admit that but anyway, that's the way I see it. Guess he don't care though.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 15 2007 22:16 GMT
#17
Haha maybe I am an amateur. this is the way it works for me so this how I do it:p

and cpt obvious, I never said I was proud of it, but I choose lying and getting laid 50 times over the alternative that you are. butt ugly, annoying, irritating and a virgin.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36390 Posts
July 16 2007 00:16 GMT
#18
On July 16 2007 07:16 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
Haha maybe I am an amateur. this is the way it works for me so this how I do it:p

and cpt obvious, I never said I was proud of it, but I choose lying and getting laid 50 times over the alternative that you are. butt ugly, annoying, irritating and a virgin.

funny story

but lol @ burning cpt obvious
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
July 16 2007 02:14 GMT
#19
LOL @ sweaty robje humping a passed out hooker. This story is fucking hilarious. Nice with the Johnny Walker name, I'm more fond of book names. My buddy uses Jake Stradladder (Catcher in the Rye) as his other persona.

if i ever go to europe, im going out to party with strafe.
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HaXxorIzed
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Australia8434 Posts
July 16 2007 16:20 GMT
#20
On July 15 2007 22:01 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
LoL, Karma! Its a bitch and it's true for people like me.


Even so, your antics still seem to bring mirth to many. Perhaps it's because you take it all with such hilarious grace? Don't know, but you make the 'bad' side of anything out to be far funnier than it should
http://steamcommunity.com/id/HaXxorIzed
GongKyuckTerran
Profile Joined March 2006
Croatia1096 Posts
July 18 2007 01:53 GMT
#21
hahaah
lol @ abusing
Ultras di Spalato, Etre et durer
JensOfSweden
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Cameroon1767 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-07-18 21:56:16
July 18 2007 21:55 GMT
#22
Your blog sucks, you are not hot at all and I doubt every girl is looking at you.

Besides those pics of you making fun of the passed out woman are just gross.

<3 Nada [On and off TL.net since 2002
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
July 18 2007 22:39 GMT
#23
On July 19 2007 06:55 JensOfSweden wrote:
those pics of you making fun of the passed out woman are just gross.

have to agree with this
[jOyO]
Profile Joined July 2006
United States920 Posts
July 19 2007 08:43 GMT
#24
On July 15 2007 21:06 CustomXSpunjah wrote:
Johnny walker....pure genius.


Donny Kane works like 10x better. Say it out loud and tell me it wont..
You must notta heard me PARTNA!
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14908 Posts
July 19 2007 13:19 GMT
#25
lol
Clutch3
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1344 Posts
July 21 2007 15:08 GMT
#26
On July 19 2007 06:55 JensOfSweden wrote:
Your blog sucks, you are not hot at all and I doubt every girl is looking at you.

Besides those pics of you making fun of the passed out woman are just gross.



Heh, the worst part is, they probably think he's American and it's _us_ who get the reputation as dumbasses when he takes pictures like that. Bad manner. TT
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
July 21 2007 17:00 GMT
#27
Those two posts are so off I don't even want to bash them. Don't criticize anything if you are completely ignorant. Bad manner ur mom. And JensofSweden I know that I'm not hot like you, still I was completely honest when all girls look at me. I don't see the reason why you'd post that it's a lie. And fine stop reading my blogs if they suck then, I care.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
July 23 2007 04:01 GMT
#28
On July 16 2007 07:16 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
and cpt obvious, I never said I was proud of it, but I choose lying and getting laid 50 times over the alternative that you are. butt ugly, annoying, irritating and a virgin.

Killed it with fire Rob, NUCLEAR FIRE

good job, dutch ftw <3

now ransack japan GO!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
July 23 2007 04:05 GMT
#29
On July 19 2007 06:55 JensOfSweden wrote:
Your blog sucks, you are not hot at all and I doubt every girl is looking at you.

Besides those pics of you making fun of the passed out woman are just gross.


Omg someone wasn't looking at you for a sec.

P.s. making fun of passed out people is the best, it's always the main reason not to get too drunk on my vacations with my friends -.-
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
comabreaded
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
United States2166 Posts
July 23 2007 05:08 GMT
#30
hehe nice story. i like the names!
I put the fu in fun
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