+ Show Spoiler [hi QS] +On January 12 2015 06:35 QuickStriker wrote:
Always had a Protoss icon from day 1 to today. Never looked back, never regretted my decision and IU confirms it.
I will consider your return to the Protoss brethren ONLY if you dare prove yourself a superior protoss control than I in a duel between powers of Psi Storms.
Or you can allow me to have ownership on IU. Your choice.
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On December 23 2014 19:04 QuickStriker wrote:
Q: Do you still like IU?
A: That’s debatable.
I laugh at your claims from my swedish home. Bro, do you even learn Japanese only cuz IU does?
On January 12 2015 07:23 BigFan wrote:IU has already been mind controlled, it's that obvious! Stratos, you must eliminate the dark archon and bring IU and her friend to our side! You also must resist the mind control in the process. Don't betray those who have fought with you for many years! If you do, I'm afraid that we can no longer be friends!
Only in the darkest hour shall you see the true nature of your allies.
- so sayeth the wise Emperor
BigFan you have opened my eyes to the truth! I had been fooled by the wicked Protoss propaganda. Is it not true that IU's legacy still lives on in the Terran empire?! Is it not true that there is further evidence of her past affiliation with the only righteous path of life?! The evil Protoss are known to hold grudges and it is evident that they kidnapped IU in their frustration over ToSsGirL.
To think that I almost fell for this. Brrr. The supreme Emperor sees all and BigFan, his most loyal general, was sent to me in this hour of need to save me from the eternal torment and self-loath so prevalent among the Protoss ranks.
The history of alien races abducting Terran heroins spans long back. Most notably, of course, it was Sarah Kerrigan who was defiled by the Swarm. Much like her, IU has been abducted by the filthy Protoss but they failed to break her Terran soul. Mentions of IU being used as a fake idol for the evil Protoss imperium are evident. While Bisu's dictatorship regime blackmailed her into producing the above provided recording, voice analysis shows clear evidence of abuse and resistance of her majesty the Kueen. Under my leadership, Terrans across the galaxies shall unite and march together to free IU from her inprisonment and serve justice. Plenty blue ice cream shall be shed and our victory shall be glorious!
FYI I wasn't going to just play Protoss, I always played all three races. I was going to go full toss fanboy on this one. Thanks to BigFan for saving me from that with the lawyering, shoutouts to Epoxide, Falling, N.geNuity, DarkNetHunter, Yorbon, seom. GUYZ IM COMING HOME. LONG LIVE THE EMPEROR